>>513872740
Its not caucasians that are doing it, its grey aliens that are plugging into the Earth's servers and commanding people to kill and destroy themselves for fun.

You just got to know when a demon is controlling someone for personal amusement.

>>513778293
>happy albino goblin noises

>>40944860
>happy albino goblin noises

>>513522984
Your phone also uses WiFi signals to beam information into your head and uses WiFi signals to take a full body scan periodically.

Phones also take your finger prints, biometric data such as pulse rate and blood pressure, as well.

Phones also scan your DNA and can scan when you have drugs and alcohol in your system.

>>513451460
All religions are false.

Especially Islam.

I have noticed that a lot of yiu are alien sleeper cell agents while lurking here at /x/

The words Allah Hu Akbar means DEATH TO GOD THE EMPEROR OF THE EMPIRE OF ALL OF TIME AND SPACE

Now that you know

Allah Hu Cuil. Cu ilah Devil.

>in order to stop Daddy Don from bullying baby Zelensky, Zelensky called in backup to fuck Donald up.

Fucking midgets man...

Every time!!!

>>513365100
Its 10am Est and 6am in DC

Donald Trump once molested me with chicken.

I was eating chicken while watching the Alaska meeting and it felt good.

How do I handle this bros?

>>513281190
Bilateral Electorate League association

He found a loophole for 2028

>>513261311
Slainté mo brannach Agus mo dheirheir, ca wil tu ina conai ata orm? Ce bheid dul go di? Nuair atá mé marbh...

>>513213458
The difference between supreme court, senate, congress and presidency.

They can all veto each other.

Yes I call anyone who is attracted to me a chaser I grew up in friend groups that only really accepted the top 20% of girls as pretty the standards were insane and like I'm not as pretty as these girls(and pornstars) are. So yeah when you attracted to me it's kinda gay cuz I got features my 'friends' would call out on like a regular woman. "Her shoulders are wide" "her nose big" "she got man hands" like if one of those is bad on a woman I got all of em it doesn't matter really how fine everything else is. Don't get me wrong I appreciate the fuck out of you I don't use chaser in a derogatory way. It's just like your kinda gay for me especially after seeing me and that's OK. Let's watch Ghibli movies get drunk and eat pizza!