Surely amazing quarterly results on earnings can turn this around? right?

>Be Iran, chillin'.
>Iran finds out it has one of the biggest oil supplies ever
>Iran gets scammed by the UK, they get nearly 20 percent of oil income and UK gets it all
>US promises saving
>US coups Iran after being scammed in a trade for 70 years. becomes us x isreal babychild
>Becomes a casualty filled dicatorship as all their countries money from oil gets stolen by US, US soldiers gun down hundreds of protestors near the end of it
>Dictator flees, isnt punished
>Iran strikes military bases in other countries as response
>US starts assassinating generals and key figures, bombs them a ton
>Iran has enough, gets nukes and attacks isreal
> america & isreal: "guess we gotta put iran down"