Heated up a mug of milk in the microwave and it made it turn into something with the consistency of set yogurt.
What's going on lads? This has never happened before. Is it witchcraft?

I've been seeing this exact same girl i've never met in my dreams constantly for the past week or so and its kinda freaking me out. Today I dreamt we were hanging out and we decided to play skip rope for some reason and we were having a blast but my alarm went off and I half awoke just to turn it off and go back to sleep again. When I was back into the dream we played what seemed like 5 minutes before she suddenly stopped playing and just stared at me. I asked what's wrong and she said the phrase "you'll thank me later" and I suddenly woke up and was up JUST in the nick of time to get my shit ready to commute to not be late for work. How did she know when to stop playing?

>>514750062
>6
Bet your willy's sore now.

>>533799234
wuh?

>>509498987
wait, its real? FUCK

Apparently they offered him £60 million to shut the fuck up, but he wouldn't. Personally I would have took it and fucked off somewhere nice

>shills mass spamming damage control
>kuruba gives me a 120 second wait time between post
The kikes want to suppress (me)