>>512739449
Yet you migrated to the west to leave what?
>>512739562
Am Christian, love reading
>>512739739
Japan isnt the smallest and India is smaller

>>105863808
ain't no reason gooks have the need to make those tiny holes

>>212595021
India: 10.24 cm or 4inches!
Brutal.

Charlotte, a well-mannered 29-year-old from Surrey with a thing for old books and oat milk flat whites, had always dated English lads. Her last boyfriend, Ben, worked in finance, wore Chelsea boots year-round, and thought Missionary with eye contact was a bit “out there.”

Then came Ádám, her Hungarian whirlwind. Met him at a music festival in Portugal. Thick accent, taller than necessary, cheekbones that could cut marble—and something else that would soon rewrite her internal anatomy textbook.

One fateful evening, back in her little London flat:

Charlotte (wide-eyed, breathless): “Is that… normal for Hungarians?”

Ádám (shrugs modestly, sipping pálinka): “I don’t know… perhaps. We eat more paprika, maybe that help.”

She tried to stay calm—dignified. But inside, the Queen’s English was glitching. Because Ben—sweet, slightly pale Ben—had never really made her feel like she’d just been hit by the Orient Express at full speed.

“Ben was... decent,” she whispered to herself, blinking like she'd seen God and He was Magyar.

Ben had been reliable, respectful, and perfectly average—a solid five-ish inches of shy British diplomacy. Ádám? He was a Hungarian invasion—about 5.7 inches of unapologetic Central European confidence, with girth like a well-rolled crepe.