>>723136057
Now pick Ivy and goon all game so you'll have an excuse for your poor performance

I want you to imagine being a TF2 or L4D2 fan. After over a decade of waiting for a new game, Valve finally comes out with another game, and it's just more moba slop. Same exact shit as Dota. More learning 120 heroes, more figuring out item combos, more garbage only extreme techbro spergs actually enjoy. There is literally nothing here for you if you're not a MOBA sperg. You cannot force yourself to enjoy this garbage.

You watch this happen with the full knowledge it was only made to milk the thoroughly dead esports cow. You watch the game's population go from 200k to about 40k (and dropping) once people realize it's just another manipulative pile of shit, where Valve desperately wants people in eastern EU and South America to shell out cash for crates and tournament passes. You watch this game get worked on constantly while the game you enjoy is ignored, the genre you enjoy is ignored, and nobody at Valve seems to understand what people (and not soulless spergs) want to play.

Then the company who sucks this badly at video games makes several billion dollars annually anyway, proving capitalism is a fucking sham.