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>be britbong
>join chair force
>my Cpl was a naturalised jeet
>reeked of BO all the time
>always got given deoderant for secret santa but still never took the hint
>we would go to Sqn PT together and he would always beat me back to work after, asking what took so long
>resist urge to say "I showered after"
>he's immensely shit at his job
>have to correct his mistakes even though I'd been in for less than a year and he had been there 15 years
>he keeps going for promotion
>never gets it
>tries to pull race card and fails
>his brother gets honour killed back in Jeetland
>he goes AWOL for 6 months
>rumours are he flew out there to avenge his brothers death
>when he comes back we are told by our boss never to bring up his absence to him