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As it turns out: I am terribly inefficient at writing sixteen greetings. Everything else about the card has been finished for a long time. I've just been silly about the openings.
I don't want to make Turntablism wait any longer so I'll post the finished result a few moments before the deadline, whatever it winds up being, and will just keep working on the remaining things. It's otherwise finished. I just wanted to use as much time as I could, and also am rather dumb.
If other people want to take up the request and it'll be in the Creator's Notes.
Also if John thinks it would be relevant to deanonymise me as a grinch it's fine.