I actually love Zesty so much.
People probably think I'm a troll but I'm dead serious.
I just wish I could be his friend, and like hang out together.
We'd be such good friends and it just fucking pains me so much that we could never.
I watch all his streams and I'm always thinking, I wish I could just be there to discuss this, there are alot of things I know that he doesnt that I could discuss and explain. We'd be better for it.
It makes me so jealous when he reads brainlet chatters or listens to other people say the most basic shit and he praises them, when I literally could provide way more astute observations.
Why do they get his attention but not me, its so fucked.
It genuinely heartbroke me to find out he lost his job, I'd let him live with me. Dude Zesty you wouldn't even need to work I'd support you.
It's just fucking shit man, I want to listen to you talk about rocks. We could go on that tf2 roadtrip it would be so cool.
I'm an excellent baker, its one of my best skills, I could create a GOOD mustard cupcake recipe, and bake it for you.
Just so fucking unfair man.