I wanna examine Pluey (forma de shadowguy)‘s vital functions by putting my ear on his chest to check his heart sounds, and pressing my fingers into his neck to feel his pulse, and putting a stethoscope on his belly to check that his digestive organs are functioning well, and press on his belly with my hands to make sure he’s not having any pain, and listen to his breathing with a stethoscope on his back, and look into his mouth and stick my thumbs in there to feel his tongue and teeth and the inside of his mouth, and take his hat off to see what kind of animal ears he has and check them out, and then finally give him a friendly kiss on the lips as I tell him he did great and he’s all good and he’s a lovely specimen of the shadowguy species