Thread 535917113

Self hate edition

Previous suicide: >>535871059

Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.

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*licks Noelle*

>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS
>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS
>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER
>THAN HE WHO DENIES
>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE
>NOT A CIRCUS CLOWN, WHO'S MORE SICK THAN HE FUNNY
>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY
>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO IS NEXT?"
>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO WILL BE?"
>"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVERNTURE NO. 3?"
>ME DON'T KNOWS. AND ME DON'T CARES!
>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON
>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!

Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.

I LOVE BATTAT!!

>>535917272
WHERE IS HIS NECK???

>>535917330
dice don't have necks dumbass

good night sweet cheeks <3

Bloating noelles womb and ovaries with cum thicker than a stick o' butter

>>535917272
Give this man a box of mike and ike candy and just watch him go schizo

CONFESS.

>>535917396
you understand me. there's so little art and fic which meaningfully convey this...

>>535917396
I don't think that's normal bossman

TENNAKRIS

>>535917698
OMAIGAH

1

>>535917618
not a fan of the fat disney character design for FRIEND

Tenna LOVE!
Someone might like this a lot more than me so I'm posting it.

>>535917618
Need this to an unhealthy degree

>>535917841
He's not THAT fat, anon...

>>535917823
2

>>535917447
I wish Dess touched me when I was a child. I can think of about 100 events in my life leading to now that have been detrimental and have lead me to where I am now, and I don't like it. If I replaced any of them with being doelested I know that I'd be far better off in life.

>>535917915
>>535917832
Literally me btw (by the way).

>>535917932
FRIEND knowing you by your vessel name rather than your player name would be fun

I fucking love him so much

Why is Noelle cutest when she's terrified?

>>535917706
Why do you want my nose? Weird /utg/ characterfag phrenology? Your nose gooning folder? That's where snot and nose grease comes out of, you SICKO. I'm not giving the panopticon my dick and I am especially not uploading my sniffer. My big pointy nasal nuzzler. My nutrinose. My beak.
Got it?

>>535918093
this is really mid. we're really scraping bottom of the barrel normie confessions now aren't we

>>535918240
4

>>535917494
we follow the messiah twosan I bet
>>535917524
Think about it, no leakage.

>>535917447
I accidentally took 2 500 milligram tablets of headache meds 2 days in a row thinking they were the 250 milligram ones and now i have a sharp headache every now and than because my brain wants more of it. I'm not giving in.

>>535917447
I am not attracted to fat darkners

>>535917447
I want Asriel (god form) to step on me

>>535918403
end

The Roaring Knight's disgusting bad breath...
Ralsei cornering the defeated Knight and brushing its teeth...
Ralsei and the Fun Gang putting on dentist outfits and X-raying the Knight's teeth...
Ralsei flossing with special strings, and then making it rinse and swish mouthwash...
The Knight no longer catching colds because its mouth is healthy...
The Knight makes a big smile!

>>535918114
>>535918376

These threads made me realize I hate women even more than before.

>>535917421
I want to give him a box of mike and ike candy and feed all of it to him and rub his sick bloated tummy

>>535918435
>twosan
who?

>>535918294
What about ass?

wow you guys are really weird

>>535918574
Why?

>>535918574
be kinder to yourself

>>535918114
lay off the dark burgers tubby

>>535918574
But enough about /5naf/

>>535918574
udnertale deltarone

>>535917447
I wrote Blue Eggs and Spam

>>535918574
>>535484392

>>535918639
>Things seem to have taken a weird route.

>>535918620
Ok fine

>>535918639
I can get even weirder. If you want.

>>535918639
What makes us weird?

>>535918742
Huh, i didn't actually know they was a fuweddy fives beaw general.

>>535918698
i remember your other fanfictions...dossier updated. megalovania

>>535918639
You missed yesterday

Total Spoid Death.
TOTAL SPOID DEATH.
Kill spoids. Behead spoids. Roundhouse kick a spoid into the concrete. Slam dunk a spoid into the trashcan. Crucify filthy spoids. Defecate in a spoid's food. Launch spoids into the sun. Stir fry spoids in a wok. Toss spoids into active volcanoes. Urinate into a spoid's gas tank. Judo throw spoids into a wood chipper. Twist spoids’ heads off. Report spoids to the Wizards’ Council. Karate chop spoids in half. Curb stomp pregnant non-human spoids. Trap spoids in quicksand. Crush spoids in the trash compactor. Liquefy spoids in a vat of acid. Eat spoids. Dissect spoids. Exterminate spoids in the gas chamber. Stomp spoid skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate spoids in the oven. Lobotomize spoids. Mandatory abortions for spoids. Grind spoid fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown spoids in fried chicken grease. Vaporize spoids with anti-matter. Kick old spoids down the stairs. Feed spoids to alligators. Slice spoids with a katana. Shoot spoids and dump them in filthy ditches. Run over spoids with a combine harvester. Drink a spoid's milkshake. Beat spoids to death with dildos. Put rocks in spoid shoes. Break spoids on the wheel. Bury spoids alive. Shrink spoids with a shrink ray and throw them into anthills. Pull off spoid fingernails with pliers. Hit spoids in the testicles with a sledgehammer. Drown spoids in their own urine. Hang spoids by their own entrails. Throw napalm into spoid daycares

>>535918806
ZAMN! Male anons look like THIS?!

Why was Ralsei so dismissive of Spamton

>>535917447
I used to refer to Kris as a he until these past two chapters. Between Kris showing so much more agency I've decided to properly address them as "they"
That and out of respect for Toby, I mean fuck, he wrote them.
Though I still think Kris has a dong and is made for Susie.

>>535918982
>Googled spoid
>Only eyedroppers and turkey basters images.
You really hate droppers?

>>535918639
Last thread had feet gooning bro

>>535919136
Holy newfag

>>535911391
>>535911560
>>535912496
>>535913706
>”Poor, Poor Little Alice. Searching Wonderland for the Little Yellow Rabbit.”

>>535917396
How can you powerwash with butter?

good morning /utg/. is the chat lively today?

>>535918114
>''lay off the burgers''
>Vessel actually hasn't eaten anything except shadow demon cum for the past 7 years.
Aha. Sure, anon...

>535918982
Add more Deltarune references please, replace Wizards with Biblioxes, for example
>Shrink spoids with a shrink ray and throw them into anthills.
Add a Tenna reference here
You get the idea
>>535919256
No wonder all the schizos are fat, shadow demon cum must be more caloric than crude oil

>>535919119
in the brief moment in which they met he saw himself in Spamton

>>535919212
Who pissed on the rabbit

what if susie and kris met a darkner based of this trash can would that be fucked up or what

>>535918953
holy shit is that you dossieranon? notice me
>>535919136
hey there newfaggot, spoid is spamton+femoid. we call spamton femoids spoids. this thread is the only place on the internet where that term is used.

>>535919394
Shut the fuck up retard
>>535919136
It's actually spamton + noid

>>535917447
i come here in part because I'm more comfortable in places where obscene sexual deviancy is commonplace

>>535919238
Good morning!
I didn't get enough sleep so I won't be so lively today.

>>535919383
>Howdy, I'm Bear Trashy!

>>535919256
>7 years
deltarune released in 2018.. it really has been 7 years hasn't it..

>>535917113 (OP)
I thought we were going with DUG now?

>>535919472
okay, take a short nap when you can. have a good day fren.

Is it time?

What now FRIENDfuckers

I need Ralsei abuse images please.
Preferably me being thrown or stepped on by Susie.

This picture is so fucking erotic.. The height comparison, the hand comparison.. I want to look right into a Pippins eyes and hold his hands and compare every part of our bodies to each other's. I fucking love Pippins.

>>535917447
i got contacted over wplace by a guy living in my city asking to see my deltarune fics because i called myself a mediocre writer in my discord status and now i'm shitting myself because the only deltarune fic i've ever written i have never posted and it's an in-universe ice-e dating sim

>>535919695
Ralsei...

would you let fave impregnate you but then they leave?

>>535919635
OUR TIME HAS COME

TV DAISUKI!!! SPAMTENNA DAISUKI!!!

>>535919136
Hello there Mr. Newfag! Whenever we don't like a certain group of people we take the first part of their name and add -oid to it. For example, negroid, normoid, leftoid, rightoid! There's a lot of cool and wacky slang terms here because 4chan is such a wacky place amirite?

Now, please, fuck off normgroid.

>>535919695
RALSEI GET OFF 4CHAN SOMEONE OPENED A DARK FOUNTAIN IN THE VAPE SHOP

>>535919710
>Pippinses being actually taller than me
Oh, it's so fucking over...

>>535919762
finally

>>535919675
We fucking win.

someone paid a company over 130 burger bucks for this soosy

>>535919862
you're shorter than FUCKING PIPPINS?

>>535919762
AND SO HAVE I

>>535919905
put it in a jar

>>535919341
Total Spoid Death.
TOTAL SPOID DEATH.
Kill spoids. Behead spoids. Roundhouse kick a spoid into the concrete. Slam dunk a spoid into trashy. Crucify filthy spoids. Defecate in a spoid's Spincake. Drown spoids into the acid tunnel of love. Stir fry spoids in a wok. Toss spoids into active volcanoes. Urinate into a spoid's gas tank. Judo throw spoids into a wood chipper. Twist spoids’ heads off. Report spoids to the Bibliox’ Council. Karate chop spoids in half. Curb stomp pregnant non-human spoids. Trap spoids in quicksand. Crush spoids in the trash compactor. Eat spoids. Dissect spoids. Equip spoids with the ThornRing. Snowgrave spoids. X-Slash spoids. Exterminate spoids in the SleepMist chamber. Stomp spoid skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate spoids in the oven. Lobotomize spoids. Mandatory abortions for spoids. Grind spoid fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown spoids in fried chicken grease. Vaporize spoids with anti-matter. Kick old spoids into the abyss. Feed spoids to Susie. Slice spoids with Carol's Black Shard. Shoot spoids and dump them in filthy ditches. Run over spoids with a combine harvester. Drink a spoid's milkshake. IceShock spoids. Beat spoids to death with dildos. Hit spoids with Rude Buster. Put rocks in spoid shoes. Break spoids on the wheel. Bury spoids alive. Shrink spoids with a shrink ray and throw them into anthills. Pull off spoid fingernails with pliers. Hit spoids in the testicles with a sledgehammer. Drown spoids in their own urine. Hang spoids by their own entrails. Throw napalm into spoid daycares.

>>535917447
I kind of miss Jevil x Spamton even though neither of them are my fave

Am I going insane? Or are the first five notes of the freedom motif present here?
https://youtu.be/vUlaRpoo3pY?feature=shared&t=57

>>535919926
If they're 160cm tall and above then yes

>>535919710
If I go into a dark world and the Pippins is taller than me I'm killing myself

>>535920004
now it's not funny anymore

>>535920024
you're going mad lad

>>535920057
Why would that be so bad?

>>535920072
which means we should get used to seeing it often

>>535919862
Yeah same but for some reason I find it really hot that they're a little taller than me.

>>535920102
I was just thinking this.
This is gonna blow up at some point.

>>535920072
then just use the other one. or make your own. retard

>>535920024
did you name yourself gig by any chance

>>535920135
Because I hate being short in this world already so if I enter a new world and everyone is still taller than me even down to the fucking dice people that look tiny as hell I may just lose my shit

>>535917447
I've had thoughts of doing inappropriate things with the old CRT I have in my house

>>535920128
>>535920135
:0 rhyming posts

>535920004
You can do better. I want every line to reference Deltarune directly.

>>535920267
No

>>535919710
who the fuck is 150cm short? kris is that you?

>>535920149
I am neutral to it but more power to you if it is your thing.

>>535920335
women :(

mwah

>>535918597
You will know soon
https://files.catbox.moe/vmf1q0.png

>>535920025
I don't believe it

>>535920272
Anon do you get bullied for being short or something?

>>535920431
dont open that its noel cumming literal semen and actual shit

>>535920456
And why not? Why would I lie about being that short of all things I could have lied about?

>>535920509
wow yeah okay you were not lying about that

>>535920015
they're pocket buddies, jevil is very comfortable to sleep with (spamton cannot deny his attraction to the fat and clownish)

I will torture kris, i will torture kris's family, i will make his life hell, everytime i enter a battle, i make sure to stretch each battle as long as possible to make sure that kris receives as much pain as possible, usually making sure to get kris downed at least three times before i move on to the next battle (the exception being battles where kris is alone and getting him downed would mean game over), i pick all the mean dialogue options to ruin kris's social status and make sure that his adventures in the dark world are as unfun and painful as possible (no tea party for you, asshat), i do the weird run (maximum emotional pain, i also make sure to hit berdly until he's almost at 0 hp then spam glare until berdly is almost spared and use wake to buff snowgrave's damage, maximizing the damage berdly receives), and depending on the mood, i might or might not abort it at noelle's house right before the point of no return so that noelle slaps kris and ruin their relationships forever, but it might change depending on what happens in ch5 weird run and onwards, i also avoid recruiting anybody because that would mean making castle town fun for kris, and frankly, it isnt enough, toby fox, please let me torture kris, let me burn kris's hands until theyre calloused, let me force kris to starve (to be specific, i want the option that lets me feed kris so that i can go out of my way to deprive him of nutrition) and self-harm until he's a broken husk of a man, i want to personally chop kris's arm off, i want him to bleed until he passes out, i want him to suffer canonically, so stuff like torture in gmod isnt enough, i want that fucker dead, so let me have it, toby, let me hurt kris

When will gasterbird in the librarby drop the act, his ass is a skinwalker

>>535920458
Nta but who doesn't? Height is like the most socially acceptable thing to ridicule someone about.

>>535920509
This is a lie.
Tis only semen
Thick thick yummy in my tummy semen

>>535920509
Dont listen to him guys, he's trolling

>>535920668
When will gasterbird drop his ass onto my face and go "wait...do...wait...do my ass..."

asgelle...

>>535920592
Less of a "I think you're lying" and more of a "I'm so in shock about it." I'm 188cm tall and my friend is 160cm so it feels weird finding someone EVEN SHORTER than that. It's like finding a unicorn lol.

>>535920637
This is the best post I’ve ever seen on this website

>>535920637
You know, you don't actually use Kris's eyes to see
Frisk's were shut the whole game

>>535920686
>doesn't have a family member in accounting that does their taxes every year for them

>>535920678
Read again, retard. Why would I lie about being that short? If anything, I would be lying about being taller than I actually am.

>>535920897
You want deranged faggots and spoids to drool over you, so of course you'd lie about this.

>>535920881
Based (on my aunt)

>>535920897
dont fall for their bait nigga

>>535920897 (me)
>>535920678
I mixed up the replies, my bad, ignore.

>>535920294
Total Spoid Death.
TOTAL SPOID DEATH.
Down spoids. SWOON spoids. Roundhouse kick a spoid off the edge of the dark sanctuary. Slam dunk a spoid into trashy. Crucify glooby spoids. Defecate in a spoid's Spincake. Drown spoids into the acid tunnel of love. Mix spoids into a TVDinner. Toss spoids into active dark fountains. Urinate into a spoid's WaterCooler. Judo throw spoids into the bunker. Hang spoids with the Ragger2. Report spoids to the Bibliox’ Council. X-Slash spoids in half. Curb stomp pipispregnant non-human spoids. Trap spoids in the c1 maze. Crush spoids under the thrash machine. Sell spoids for darkdollars. Dissect spoids for equipment. Equip spoids with the ThornRing. Exterminate spoids in the SleepMist chamber. Stomp spoid skulls with Susie's boots. Cremate spoids in Toriel's oven. Add freedom motif to a spoids' theme. Mandatory pipisabortions for spoids. Grind spoid pipisfetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown spoids in fried chicken grease mizzles. Vaporize spoids with LIGHT. Kick old spoids into the abyss. Feed spoids to Susie. Slice spoids with Carol's Black Shard. Shoot spoids with Rude Buster and dump them in filthy ditches. Run over spoids with the queen's chariot. Drink a spoid's life dew. IceShock spoids. Beat spoids to death with the BounceBlade. Put CDBagels in spoid shoes. Bury spoids alive next to the ICE-E pizza box. Physical Challenge: throw spoids into anthills. Hit spoids in the testicles with the JusticeAx. Drown spoids in their own pipis. Hang spoids by their own scarves and ribbons. Snowgrave spoid daycares.

>>535920952
It is my aunt who does them for me yes.

>>535920637
But, why?
>>535920792
Also why?

>>535920942
They'd shove his face in their boobie and disembowel him
Not necessarily in that order

>>535920881
>tfw no goldmember family
I LOVE GOOOOOOLD (i'm gold)

Fat Pippins arms would be bingo wings

>>535920458
I'm in my 20s and yet last week I got confused for a 14 year old. I have yet to meet a single man in real life that is shorter than me (i've met an actual 16 year old that was taller than me.) Every day I walk past countless strangers and they tower above me except for old ladies and young children. Do you know how that feels
People kept mistaking me for a woman so I forced myself to grow a beard but it won't grow and it's just fucking stubble. Do you know how that feels. Have you ever seen a tiny man with a beard and not thought of a fantasy dwarf. Do you understand my fucking options here

>>535920637
Very good, my friend, let that hate swell up inside you. Bathe in your bitterness and maliciousness.

>>535921048
tiny doe likes scary but comforting people

>>535920792
>>535921118
This ship gives off GregxConnie vibes.

>>535921105
So you can relate with Kris quite a lot.

>>535921105
The tiny man deserves a faceful of boobie

I WISH SUSIE WAS MY FRIENDDDDDDDD WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO BE FICTIONAL WHAT THE FUCK TOBBBBBBBBBY

>>535920431
anon I feel like this is well past "warm goey butter-consistency cum" and into "wow! thats just shit!" thickness
also this literally isn't what you said you're a fan of

>>535921105
suddenly kris' retarded behavior makes sense

Has anyone notice that the secret bosses intended by FRIEND are little buddies?

>>535921236
I can see it. Washed up older male x intelligent soft spoken teen/young woman.

>>535921298
Built for gentle smooches fom a human

>>535920431
that isn't cum, it's more like lard mixed with butter that was left out too long

>>535921307
i'm sure there are plenty of adorkable wolf cut girls near you anon

>>535921105
My dad is your height and I'm only slightly taller. Don't let the world bring you down, manletbro.

>>535921105
give us numbers, how tall are you

>>535921387
you're my favorite recurring poster

>>535921118
Okay but this seems very immoral and illegal
>>535921236
Like I said, It exists solely to please ugly bastard enjoyers/super seniors that peaked in high school, case in point >>535921389

>>535921459
YOU'RE TAKING TOO LONG

Do you think catti would blush if you complimented her curves and called her sexy?
>>535921105
bro at this point you should literally just inject testosterone and take the dwarf pill. You might as well owe up to it and be a strong masculine motherfucker.

>>535921105
No, I do not know how that feels but I'm sorry things are that way for you anon.

>>535921487
>give us numbers!
>we have you surrounded!
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE COPPERS

>>535921429
true..
>>535921506
I swear I've never seen this goober before but I've also missed like five other recurring posters over the last year

>>535921118
>>535921389
>OH BOY MR ASGORE! I LOVE HOW YOU LET ME EAT YOUR ON POO POO AND PEE PEE! ITS REALLY KIND HOW YOU INVITE ME OVER JUST TO LET ME PIG OUT ON ALL YOUR BIG STINKY DOO DOO! I LOVE THE TASTE OF IT IN MY MOUTH AND SLIDING DOWN MY THROAT! BIG STINKY POO POO AND AMMONIA SMELLING PEE PEE! POO POO PEE PEE PEE POO YUMMY POO POO POO POO POO PEE PEE IN MY MOUTH POO POO POO PEE PEE!

>>535921389
Granted it’s a very based paring but I don’t know, it just feels wrong in this case. Like of it was asgore x bratty or something then sure but with Noelle it’s kinda off to me. I get the appeal tho.

Reminder: Toby Fox is short, characters like Kris are self-inserts of parts of himself

>>535921629
I doubt death will stop them from fucking you

>>535920637
>>535921117
I have no enemies.
No one in DELTARUNE is my enemy.
I hope to be friends with everyone in the future.
I have no enemies at all.

guys like don't you understand just how fucking cool susie is? I want to be her friend, not in a weird sexual way either or like I like her that way, I want to be buddies with her and do thinks like arm wrestlings or burp contests, I want to have really friggin cool sleepovers with her and we eat popsicles and dinosaur nuggets, THIS ISN'T FAIR WHY DOES THOSE TWO UNFEELING EMOTIONLESS ROBOTS HAVE HER AS HER FRIEND, LET ME HAVE HER I CAN BE BUDDIES WITH HER BETTER THAN THEM FRICK YOU TO DARN HECK TOBY

>>535921512
How in any way is Asgore an ugly bastard? Speaking of super seniors, the squad is more than likely seniors in school since both Toriel and Berdly talk about college as something impending rather than in the far future

>>535921740
My only enemy is the metaphysical concept of time

>>535921681
Anon im worried this is gonna start leaning into actual scat territory, please chill.

>>535921740
I just hope we can be friends with everyone, someday

I wish to kiss the Spamton with an internal abyss

>>535921803
There is a man here.

>>535919470
same
I feel like there's no in between of places that welcome people who want to see giant obese tenna eat all his pipis babies or whatever and places that feel artificially and performatively sanitized

>>535921629
>MASON! FOR THE LAST TIME!
>WHERE IS THE NUMBERSFAG STATION?
I KEEP HEARING THE FUCKING NUMBERS

>>535921692
is it because Asgore could snap her like a twig? Because that is very much a part of the appeal

>>535921008
Alright, better.

>>535921803
if this is the exact tree that kris drew from that traumatic memory in the past how did they feel seeing a whole forest of em in ch 1

>>535921681
>*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP* TEEHEE I GUESS I HAD TOO MUCH TO EAT *yellow tears start running down my leg*

>ywn be an evil demonic cat's favourite chewtoy
It's so fucking over, FRIENDfags...

>Never find cute manlets irl
>Turns out it's because they're all in utg
Cruel joke of a universe

>>535921924
>>535921681
this place needs purification

>>535921803
AAAAAIIIEEEEEE, MY REPRESSED ART THERAPY SESSIONS!

>>535922034
Tenna is a lardass (beefier than expected)

>>535921914
Like they were...barking up the wrong tree!

>>535921802
Would fat bastard be more appropriate then? Either way it’s the trope of overweight older male fucking teenage girls.

>tfw I'm exactly 6ft tall
Heh.

>>535921990
I wish I could call a short guy a cute manlet to his face

recent events remind me that I should shill the inactive discord server I made like a week ago
surely if I keep shilling it it'll spontaneously grow activity, right????
https://discord.gg/uj9mWNdvuX

>>535922034
He'd deal with the Titan instantly btw

>>535921837
Im not stopping until fuckers stop shipping her with asgore

>>535922173
>virus link

>>535921837
He has been making that same post since like 2 threads ago I think

>>535922173
>sends a keylogger
lol
lmao

>>535922173
don't click that it's embedded with pipis

>>535922201
Maybe post something productive to counteract instead?

>>535922201
Maddie...

>>535922262
or I can post gross shit to make them stop instead.

This is probably how that one anon got a crypto miner

>>535922201
you can't make anyone do shit, fucker. shitfucker.

The nogore stuff reminds me of that porn comic where asgore fucks the shit outta Susie and cums inside.

>>535921802
sauce?

>>535922209
>>535922259
>>535922261
>doesn't have the extension that gets rid of trackers on links

>>535922173
>7 members
oh my kino

>>535922141
He's not fat either, anon. But I will grant you, he is fucking a teenage doe. An eighteen year old doe.

>>535921459
>rancid butter cum
ough~

>>535921878
Yeah I'm into more normal stuff, like giant obese Tenna eating unfertilized pipis while obese Spamton sucks on his nose flower nectar

>>535922328
are you 5? be mature and just filter it out retard

>>535922386
>admitting to posting a virus link
grim

>>535922328
>make them stop
You can't "make them" stop, that's not how it works
If anything that'll just encourage them

>>535922173
convince me why I should click on your virus link when I could talk about the same shit with the same people but better and anonymously right here

>>535921506
>>535921662
Who am I according to you?

>>535922150
>tfw 6'
>tfw bottom
IT'S SO FUCKING OVER

>>535922173
its telling me to sign up for a new account despite the fact I already have one...
>>535922413
I shouldnt have to filter out anything faggot
>>535922440
wanna bet?

>>535922390
TOBYYYYY

>>535922448
You can see their dicks on the regular, probably

this is a bit right
you guys aren't THIS tech illiterate

What is he supposed to do, Anons?

>>535922484
FLAWLESS VICTORY
FATALITY

>>535922381
dont have it sorry

>>535922485
I'll bet your human SOUL

>>535922497
why would I want to see the dick of anyone willing to join a utg discord server

>>535922484
*smacks lips*
cute anon spotted

>>535922328
It’s probably just gonna make them post more.

>>535922517
asgore's massive sweaty balls smacking noelles face.......

>>535922426
retard-kun... that's not me. its a discord link. as far as I'm aware you can't even put viruses in those
>>535922448
im gonna be real if you're satiated with just talking here that's kinda fine. the server is just me being over autistic about DELTARUNE and wanting to be able to talk about it in more places

>>535922517
>BRRAAAAAPPPPPPPP
>THANKS MR ASGORE FOR MAKING THE ROOM SO STINKY! I LOVE HOW MANY EGGS YOU EAT AND HOW STINKY AND SMELLY YOUR FARTS GET! MY MOTHER WOULD NEVER ALLOW FARTING IN HER HOUSE!

>>535922484
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>535922453
nta but you're the pizzapants is michael and ice-e is pizzarina poster right?

>>535922583
I'm not saying you would, I'm just saying that's probably the only thing different they have to offer from here

>>535922627
I hate that I laughed at this one

>>535921487
152cm

>>535922397
Tbf im fine with this shit im just tired of crackships or ships in general ruling the, well, general. Can we discuss something else other than porn fantasies?

>>535922497
there is currently one piece of media in there and it's a generic IMAGE_FRIEND gif. the server is dead

>>535922150
Never met another person exactly 6’
Hell yeah

>>535922690
Nice

>>535922690
your name is now lil kwis

I don't give a FUCK what any of you think about anything

>>535922552
In my goonwake I have left no stone unturned. I HAVE FOUND THE SAUCE!

https://nitter.net/HunterMSmut/status/1937282589682991578?t=LlrDUJrMWcaZKbmOWTki7Q&s=19

>>535922643
Yes. Because it’s true.
Michael is Deltarune’s Reverse-Flash. He goes back to the past to ruin Asriel’s life.

>>535922586
Thank you anon...

>>535922729
ships ≠ porn

>>535922803
oh yeah well you're now breathing and blinking manually fucker

>>535922845
spin that yarn, soothsayer

>>535922869
at some point in the last six months I became immune to all of that shit and I don't know why. even the game and knowing my tongue doesn't fit in my mouth doesn't effect me more

>>535922690
Hey, we match!

>>535922869
These never worked on me for some reason

>>535922690
Cute anon... Even I'm even taller than you 159cm.

>>535922909
IT WAS ME, ASRIEL!

How did the Asgore and Noelle stuff even start?

>>535922484
>6'4" kabedons you
hey...

>>535922690
Anon didn’t eat his fruits and veggies to grow big and strong

what do all of you think about Togore Dreemurr

>>535921105
>>535922690
>152cm
Huh. I'm only an inch taller than you. I guess I know that feel. Would never try to grow a beard though. Facial hair is disgusting to me.

>Literal midgets all over the thread
it's over

>>535923116
you'll be one too, sooner or later

>>535922484
I relate sadly, I'll just have to find someone taller than me but I don't know how unlikely that is.

>>535921803
>>535921856
>Well, there is a man here.
>Oh shit.

Why are these things so fucking cute. I love dice.

>>535923149
Fuck I was gonna say that

I'm sure most of the people here are lying about being shorter than they actually are to appeal to the "short and easily topable" fantasy.

>>535923116
well that explains why everyone's so angry all the time

>>535923116
>>Literal midgets all over the thread
Why do you think he's our messiah here?

>>535922690
>152cm
Looks like I'm still the SHORTGOD of this general at 147cm

>>535923116
...for everyone else because I will be hoarding them

>>535923072
I'm surprisingly pleased by how that situation has developed
those comics are nice

Anons did you not drink your milk when you were younger?

>>535922690
>how it feels being 166cm

>>535923340
does chocolate milk count

>>535923275
Huh, I tip my hat to you, the only person that seems to be shorter than me

>>535923340
There are a million sources of calcium better than milk.

>>535923072
The super autistic but friendly Togore comics Miggsboson made me love the little weirdo.

>>535923381
Kris!!!
Come over!!!

>>535923243
I'm not sure that there's a big overlap between "short twink wants to be topped" and "short man curses the gods as he considers becoming a bearded dwarf"

>>535923340
Women are naturally short but I'm considered a womanlet for my race

>>535923038
>SWOON
>-999 HP

>>535923173
I'm fine with shorter guys actually, it's just that most tops would like to be taller than their partner...

i'm 1 inch tall i have to run around and jump on all the keys to type and use my whole body to push the mouse around
it's very exhausting

What if you met a guy who was really short and he slammed his nose into your crotch like a dog

SHORT!??

>>535923539
>it's just that most tops would like to be taller than their partner...
it's quite punny being a tall sub, like a cruel joke right?

>>535923563
Hello Lancer

>>535923563
im sorry anon
don't worry you'll be normal sized in the /utg/ dark world

>>535923563
IAGMDS TOASB BIGSD FOGHEROR A KSYE#BAOD

>>535923340
I did. Milk height is a myth. I'm 25 and im 5'6. My older brother is 6 foot exactly and my older sister is only 5'10. I'm thr guy who got stuck with my short chubby mom's genes.

>>535923621
Hey guys check it out, it's Jackenstein.

>>535923360
>* Hey dad... I know you've been pretty lonely lately. I've recently broken this bitch down, so she's yours for the night. First night's free, and family get discounts...

>>535923603
It really is

>>535923583
I fucking wish but I'm too short for someone to be short enough to do that to me

Short tops and tall bottoms are hot, just look at a big portion of Spamtenna content. It's fun to go full Gulliver's Travels mode and bring a big tall fella to submission. Tame the giant.

>>535923563
Who got angry and yelled at Tenna? Don't be mean to him!

>>535923694
You are all degenerates and should be stoned to death on sharia court.

I’m 183 exactly, bless the tall dad genes

>>535923694
DeltaPimp AU where Kris brings women around to please different customers

>>535920637
For every "I hope Kris knows I love him and his piano even though he hates us" post I think of 10 fantasies of ruining Kris. I hope Toby knows that there are Kris haters out there, it doesn't matter if Kris is miserable because we live his pathetic raped life better than him or if he's a discarded sextoy slowly gathering dirt in the woods, I want Kris to know that he's hated by everyone in smalltown and by smalltown's own god, whatever isolation he felt for the past x years as acknowledged by all the monsters except his own mother is nothing compared to spending the rest of his life being skinwalked by someone who actually gives a fuck about doing anything besides bedrotting all day, I want to expose everything Kris is hiding from us and parade him naked through town and make him confess everything so he embarrasses his family even more, I want his (our) friends to look at him with disgust, it's not enough that Kris was cult raped it's not enough his mom's a drunk it's not enough his dad's a brokeass it's not enough his brother is apparently so terrible that Kris won't even pray for him it's not enough that Kris hates himself for being different it's not enough that the first day Kris walks outside everyone in town wants him to kill himself it's not enough to drag Kris's broken 6hp body through Light World it's not enough for Kris's body to be used up and mended and used up and mended and used up and mended and used up and mended Toby stop cucking us with this cage if I was not restricted by this game I would have decimated Kris's holes and sad little fictional life many times over I need Kris to die completely broken hearted and be my beautiful doll

>>535923768
This, but for several other posters here.

>>535923743
based and true

DeltaShrimp AU where Kris works at a fried shrimp restaurant

>>535923360
>BBRAAAPPPPPPPP
>GEE WILLY KRIS! THANKS FOR HELPING GET SOME MORE EGGS FOR YOUR DAD TO EAT! I JUST LOVE HOW STINKY AND NASTY HIS FARTS GET! AND THANKS FOR FARTING TOO! IT SMELLS SO AWFUL IN HERE THAT IM CRYING! I CANT WAIT FOR THE ACTUAL STINKY POO POO TO COME OUT!

Sometimes I wonder what would happen if utg was a discord server, would everyone just be too nervous to speak due to a lack of complete anonymity, or would there be even more porn being posted, or would the server get nuked randomly one day with no explaination, there's so many possibilities the mind can't help but unravel at them

>>535923951
I'd act the exact same but never reveal that I'm a midget

>>535923929
>the Egg was used up.

>>535923951
>discord
why does a newfaggot got to come in here every day and try to make a discord.

>>535923951
I mean I got my temmiecord and theres lots of porn and me saying nigger in it and it has yet to get nuked.

>>535923951
The /utg/ discord I stay in to connect members' online statuses to posts I dislike is usually civil

Discordfags PLEASE return to wherever you came from

>>535923951
anonymity is a big factor in why people flock to 4chan. discord lacks anonymity. any discord based on a 4chan thread is doomed to fail because the main culture and appeal of more structured communication services runs directly opposite to the main culture and appeal of 4chan.

im betting that discord is dead in the water. this is why.

>>535923951
I lost my anonymity by faceposting a few days ago, still not gonna namefag

>>535923951
I would say hello once and then just lurk and never say anything ever because the people in this fucking site terrify me and I'm paranoid enough as it is

>>535923845
I honestly thought you freaks couldn’t get any lower with your fantasies. How I hate being wrong.

would Haze and Kris be friends

>>535924172
You should be very afraid, because now I'm going to look out for your posts specifically.

>>535924176
You're too young to be on this website shitlips

I stubbed my toe harder than I ever have before and now I feel like I'm dying. Please help.

>>535923951
I spent 2017-2021 in public discord servers. I can't deal with that shit anymore. I need anonymity.

This entire general

>>535923951
I'd be split into Jongleington and Anonymizzle

>>535924260
I can see the appeal of both, really. they can coexist but mixing them any more than vaguely is never a good idea.

>>535924314
We are anything but glooby

>>535922814
i tip my hat to you anon
>>535923360
I will take more of this if possible

>>535924176
>namefag
>clearly, very underage
i wish i could kill all these xitter migrants.

>>535924314
I ain't fapping to any of this.

>>535924314
W faps edit but with fat Spamton and Tenna

>>535924120
why dont niggas just make alt accounts to join degenerate discord servers? thats what I did. I mean why would you EVER join a porn discord with your actual username people can trace you from?
>>535924257
yell out slurs to help with it.

>>535924257
Go to the doctor, holy shit why do you people post on this site instead of calling 911
>>535924373
Where did you even come from, where did this paring even come from?

>>535924314
Literally never once thought the art here was hot, funny though, or genuinely impressive with paintfag

thread's been shitted

>>535924459
who are you, newfaggot?

>>535923951
you people are fucking insane
if I joined a discord server at least one of you would be able to connect my various traits, faves and typing style together to recognize my posts and i wouldn't be anonymous anymore
that or i'd have to juggle multiple online personas with different personalities to avoid being perceived but i'm not doing that shit again

>>535924373
>WOW! A WHOLE LITERAL MOUNTAIN OF POO POO AND PEE PEE ALL FOR ME SANTAGORE! ITS JUST WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED! I CANT WAIT TO DIVE HEADFIRST INTO THIS LIKE SCROOGE MCFUCK AND LITERALLY SLEEP IN THIS MOUNTAIN OF POO POO AND PEE PEE! POO POO PEE PEE STINKY FARTS HA HA HA I LOVE IT SO MUCH SANTAGORE! YOU BRING THE BEST POO POO THAT YOU PEE PEE IN!

Dropping Spamton into my Cookie Clicker game before going into the Cyber Dark World

>>535924459
>where did this paring even come from?
Asgore is literally Santa and Carol didn't exist so people made do

It feels like I blinked and suddenly the Noelle and asgore shippers appeared, how did this even take off?

>>535924603
Astroturfed government plot by Toby so he can complete Suselle behind our backs

>>535921048
Because Kris deserves to suffer the slowest and most agonizing death ever

Christ the thread has quickly gone into full chaos mode after being quiet for a bit

>>535924534
lol its easy for me to have a different personality cus no one that knows me irl knows im super racist and likes degenerate porn

>>535924534
My exact same fear, also holy shit imagine not being paranoid enough about every post you make and image you use (I fucking hate it sometimes I literally can't sleep because I start wondering if an image I reused earlier in the day can be linked back to a post I made from years ago.)

This thread sucks ass but I can't seem to look away. It's like watching a train crash.

>>535924590
He crashes your browser and you wipes all your progress!

>>535924603
There was the one with the hands but I feel like he was restricted to /doe/

>>535924601
I meant the ship in general but okay.

>>535924534
my memory is poor and I have faith no one really cares that much so I just post whatever. also I have a generic typing style

>>535924667
how do you know they can't tell

>>535924682
What’s the big deal if you are linked to it though? Unless you’re posting straight up TOS I don’t think anyone cares

>>535924667
One day, this will catch up with you, I hope you understand that.

This but with Carol.
>>535924767
cus I dont go around saying nigger or how i hate black people irl

>>535924702
No that's why the ship in general exists
Got less going for it than Rudy does, at least the alarm clock supports that while Noelle is just being afraid of Santa and wanting hot female Santas

>>535924603
it's two retard attentionwhores spamming, an aislopper and a self-confessed ao3 writer who made a fanfiction about it and has forbidden horse stories on their account
highly probable it's the same faggots spamming the desspedo shit. their souls are hollow, they just post edgy shit into the void to get (you)s but there is no passion in it.
for the solution to this problem, don't feed the trolls. Discard the weeds that are their posts. Think about what asgore might use to garden (a water filter) and what he might grow in his garden: salvia officinalis (look up its common name)

holy shit what is happening

Right well I’m going to post something I quickly typed up since I had the thought and liked it
>Toriel can’t get Kris to stop crying
>She’s tried everything and nothing has worked
>Kris has only gotten louder, screaming bloody murder at this point
>Carol has been sitting and calmly watching since it started, knowing the difficulties of being a mother
>But this was getting a little embarrassing
>She got up and walked over to Toriel and held out her hands
>Toriel gets the message and carefully gives her Kris
>She held Kris close against her shoulder and hummed softly while rubbing their back and gently rocking
>Kris’ cries slowly calm until they’re quietly listening to Carol’s humming
>Toriel is amazed and a bit red faced
>Carol starts to hand Kris back to Toriel but they immediately start crying again
>Again she holds Kris close and they start to quiet
>“There, there, Krismas, you’re alright…”
>Carol is perfectly fine with this moment lasting a little longer, even if Toriel was a little chagrined now.
I like the thought that Carol could easily calm Kris down when no one else can

next thread will be better have faith

>>535924692
Not a big deal. But his file size has mysteriously expanded!

>>535924894
What’s everyone freaking out about? Am I just retarded and am not realizing something?

This thread is scary... Post cute images instead.

>>535924785
I know some schizo will start obsessing over me and try to create a profile about me and try to deanonimyze me and I'd become a new boogeyman because people in here always find a reason to complain about something.

>>535924823
>cus I dont go around saying nigger or how i hate black people irl
Go back to r*ddit, you fucking normalfag

>>535924820
no it wont ive been gooning to cell vore most of my life and literally not a single people who knows me irl knows and not a single people knows i like to say niggers, my closest friends and family dont know shit about the skeletons in my closet. The most is my mom knows i dont find black (most) women attractive and my dad knows i dont like ghetto thugs but he doesnt either.

ˊ◡ ˋ

>>535924848
>Desspedo shit
no

>>535924894
Just how retards work. Know what i mean vern?

A discord would probably just become a pseudo group chat like the /sthg/ ones.

>>535924534
>Typing style
Are people really able to recognize you by writing style alone? That's fucked. Thank God mine's generic enough to be untrackable.

>>535925008
Is your dad seriously an asparagus tycoon that's funny as fuck to me

>>535924994
you will never be kraut. no one cares who you are, and so long as you do not tripfag or avatarfag this will remain consistent.

>>535924994
just intentionally throw around misinformation about yourself to fuck with them xd ive done that.
>>535925061
that is the weirdest slang ive ever heard in my entire life what the fuck does that even mean?

>>535925039
If you regularly scramble your writing style it scrambles their ways to detect you.
I wanna eat a scramble egg.

How would asriel react to his dad stealing his girlfriend’s little sister

>>535924994
I guess that makes sense, maybe I just lack self preservation skills

>>535922690
I'm 175 cm, does that make me tall?

>>535924978
we have guys spamming noelle scat stories, kris and toriel getting cucked by noelle and asgore, and just basic degeneracy (even more than usual)

>>535925039
Yes, people do. One guy has started he keeps a document

>>535924906
sauce?

>>535925152
dossieranon is present until proven asleep

>>535924682
>sometimes I literally can't sleep because I start wondering if an image I reused earlier in the day can be linked back to a post I made from years ago.
I'm not that worried about it here since it's 4chan and no one would actually give a shit, but that same logic is why I have no idea how people can maintain normal public social media accounts. I can't imagine letting people just view a big list of every thought I've had online for the past like, decade.

>>535917113 (OP)
Post your best Kress

>>535925143
I use the same five images he definitely has me down

>>535925152
I hope im on that document and one day I get a kiwifarms page.

>>535925138
You are less than 2 yards tall
You are officially a manlet

>>535923951
People would use alts instead

>>535925085
I know it and it makes sense but I still can't help but worry, some people are too derranged and obsessive.
>>535925152
He started that document years ago too, mind you.

>>535925152
Not the worst hobby to have, all things considered.

>we have [shit i filter], [shit i filter], and just [shit i ignore]
not my problem

>>535925272
>intentionally ignoring that time he got destroyed by a dossieranon telling him he was so retarded that keeping a dossier on him would be useless because he always announces his presence

>>535924947
Was actually thinking today about Kris and Carol's relationship. It's possible that Carol was actually really soft on Kris and they forged a very trusting relationship which explains why they are in on the same plan. Kris has talked to Carol about stuff not even their parents know.

>>535925330
unusually based sansposter

>>535925152
We just need to backtrack him and sue his ass for stalking us

How would asriel react to his dad fucking his girlfriend’s sister.

>>535925235
I think this is the worst part of it all

>>535925436
Asriel is a 4channer so he would find it based and jerks off to it when togore isnt around

>>535925436
He'd be mostly upset that Asgore gets to breed Noelle and Asriel didn't with Dess

>>535925359
I swear if the reason why Kris is named Kris in the first place is because Carol suggested it (because Krismas) just so they didn’t get named Togore, I would understand why Kris is fully on board with whatever she has going on.
If someone saved me from being named that badly, I’d probably die for them.

>* All right. I admit it. None of us are actually Dossieranon.
>* We're just kind of... in charge of Dossieranon's posts. Unofficially.

>>535925436
>fucking his girlfriend’s sister.
I prefer him fucking a literal anime girl
divorce leads people to the worst places

Anyone have any Togore Knight images? Pic semi-related

>>535925354
lol no I just forgot about that thats actually pretty funny. I actually do have one post on kiwifarms about me in a general thread. I hope to one day make it big.

>>535925572
>tumblr

>>535925572
I'm around 1/5 of the posts in here right now

>>535925636
most of the images in this thread come from xitter or tumblr, get used to it

>>535925652
I'm the other 4/5

>>535925636
how new are you

>>535925696
No you're not that's me

>>535925636
I'd sooner take a tumblr filename of something that's actually good rather than a shitass twitter screencap posted in the hopes of causing derailment.

why are there so many newfags right now
last time it was homestuck
did something else happen

>>535925696
thanks for talking with me, anon. well really it's more like I'm 1/6 you're 5/6 and the other 1/6 are spoids

>>535925440
I want to stick a large weiner in his mouth, and then a burger and donut

>>535925803
well a quick google search showed me that it is 12pm in india...

>>535925781
I beg to differ.

>>535925870
Do browns even play deltarune

>>535925803
twitter raid
utg mentioned on twitter

>>535925858
I want to stick a large wiener in YOUR mouth, and then a burger and a donut

>>535925830
I'm not a spoid.
I'm a void.

>>535925803
there's a lot of samefagging happening

>>535925903
were they impressed

which way human man?

>>535925903
what even was the tweet

I check temmie changs twitter several times a day in the extremely small chance that she posts a pic where her bare feet are visible.

>>535925636
Undertale/Deltarune has a fanbase full of people from Tumblr AND Twitter. Also, sometimes its worth taking a visit to Tumblr if the artist I'm looking for posted the same artwork on the site since Twitter compression is fucking cancer.

>>535925903
What the fuck

>>535925957
this way

>>535925957
What happened to asriels bicep insertions, did he tear one of them? Just don’t tell Arnold he’ll snitch to the judges

>>535926010
Get this human out of here I wanna see REAL Temmie!

Cornering Tenna!!
Magnet in hand!!
Ignoring his cries and pleas!!
Taking in his fearful expressions like nectar!!
Tackling him to the ground haha!!
Pinning his flailing limbs down!!
Punching him when tries to bite!!
Laugh when cries for help!!
Slowly inch the magnet closer!!
One last protest before- PLOP!!
Taking in his momentary panicked expression!!
Watch as all emotion dwains fwom his face haha!!
Wiping da dwool fwom his face haha!!
Watch da teaws flow fwom his face as he fogets evwything haha!!
No mowe kwismas~
No mowe azzy~
No more towiel~
No more azgowe haha~
NO MOWE DWEEMUHS!!~
NO MOWE SPAMKTON!!~
NO MOWE PIPIS!!~
NO MOWR MIKE!!~
HAHA!!

uh oh
Tenna onwy has one channol weft haha
Da baby channol! ehehe~
Whats dis? Oh tenna! You wet yourswelf!! hahaha!!
How embawassing haha! oh dont cwy now baby tenny! I'll find someone dat will take care of you haha.
As nothing more than a collectible...

>>535925903
Post proof

>>535925957
Both, why not?

I want asgores big smelly asshole to cover my face with his brown logs

>>535925903
so what the fuck do they want

>>535926050
She looks so bald without her eyelashes

what's better for their kid's name, Asgelle or Nogore?

>>535926069
Mike mentzer moment

>>535925903
Surprised this got so many replies considering it's straight up not true, it's actually a Discord raid. That's why they're all talking about Discord. I'm not sure in what server exactly this place got mentioned but I'm pretty sure it was a famous youtuber's, maybe Andrew Cunningham's or something.

>>535926225
nogore makes me think of no gore

>>535925957
OBVIOUSLY BOTH!!!
NEED GOTE MOMMY!!
NEED SWOLE GOTE!!
SNIFFFFFFF!!!!!!!

>>535926091
Kek

>>535925921
Mmph..i-is this really mmff...necessary to *urp* become a big shot, Mr. Tenna?

>>535926091
Then I will go into his settings, degausse him and he will go back to normal

>>535926272
It's actually a youtube raid dumb fuck

>>535926225
>OH BOY MR ASGORE! YOU'RE SO BIG AND STRONG! I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU TO LITERALLY SHOVE ME UP YOUR GOREHOLE SO I CAN LIVE IN THE SOURCE OF ALL YOUR STINKY POO POO! MY ONLY SOURCE OF NUTRITION WILL BE YOUR POO POO AS I GET TO INHALE AND LIVE IN THE EGG SMELLY STINKY POO POO! YIPPIE! IM SUCH A HAPPY KEK!

>>535926304
Doesnt that literally reset to factory settings?
wouldn't that be even worse?
He would be traumatized either way

>>535926272
Who the fuck is Cunny Ham

I think it's time for sleep now. Sweet dreams /utg/

>>535925858
>Trying to make him a landwhale
Vile. Rotten.

>>535925954
>>535925995
>>535926030
>>535926094
>>535926272
Just kidding, I made it all up. Not sorry for falseflagging you though.

https://deltarune.wiki/w/Special:Random
whichever one you get, you have to have sex with it. Reroll if it's a song

Hey raiders check it out, there’s some cheese there

>>535926091
Thank you for sharing, Toby, now back to work on Chapterr 5. I expect three cutscenes featuring Spamton and Tenna mating and overeating, at the minimum.

>>535926419
Fuck's sake.

>>535926419
I FUCKING WON.

goodnight, anons. have a good rest of yall's day/night

>>535926376
No, it just gets rid of any leftover magnetism to correct any image problems

>>535926419
does jevilsknife count as a person?

>>535926419
>picrel
AAAAAA-

>>535926419
Sex with Twin Ribbon...

>>535926419
>malius
i can deal with this

>>535926419
oh fuck yeah

>>535926407
They're just nightmares and dreams FRIEND gives him. Ones where he's all fat and sweaty, but getting groped by so many hands and paws like a big soft pillow, his macho member swaddled by a belly and fupa...truly disgusting!
And yet...
It feels strangely nice...
...it's just a dream. He steps on the scale. He's just half a pound heavier. It's water weight. Spamton orders the TV Salad for lunch that day.
That night, he dreams of eating cake and snorting coke off Tenna's broad chest.

>>535926419
>pizza deodorant

>>535926419
>Completion File
I am fucking Time and Space

>>535926419
>Knock You Down !!
>Chapter 3+4 OST
>Shelter Key
>NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A
>Scarlixir
I'm not sure I'll ever get a person

>>535926707
Gaster...

>>535926538
damn.
looks like im gonna have to kill him
sigh.... with gamer rage

>>535926419
I got church 3 times in a row and then jackenstein, what the fuck does that mean?

>>535926789
CUM TO THE DARK

>>535926749
>>535926419
Imagine not wanting to fuck the OST songs' Darkner versions
I got KeyGen

>>535926419
huh.

Heading downstairs to bring Asgore a dinner plate with toasted ravioli and assorted roasted vegetables I made for dinner since he sometimes gets so absorbed in his theory board that he forgets to even eat, then putting my hands on his shoulders to kiss his ear and gently tell him not to let himself get too stressed working on it while deciding to stay with him a while to help him write out ideas on sticky notes (and to make sure he gets some food at least). Putting my hand on Asgore's face to wake him from what seems to be a nightmare, when he explains that the dream consisted of him being a black haired king of an underground kingdom and poisoning a human child that strangely resembled his child Kris without understanding why (I consoled him that it wasn't real until he drifted into a thankfully peaceful slumber this time). Dumping the final wheelbarrow of autumn leaves into the fire pit stationed in the back yard before Asgore sets it ablaze with his magic, to which I ask if he would mind performing the trick where he works the flames into the shape of various objects like a sunflower or a jack-o-lantern since it's such a beautiful sight and there are unfortunately few many opportunities to witness him practice his unique art

>>535926419
I WON BROS

>>535925602
Closest I've got is Togore Dess

Getting stuck with obese Tenna in a Long Elevator and trying not to compliment him or make him feel good because he'd grow larger and crash the elevator

>>535926419
BABY IT HAPPENED BEFORE
IT CAN HAPPEN AGAIN

>>535926419
Someone would be really pissed off at this if they were still here

>>535926419
>Jevil
Fucker was fucking with the Random and now he's fucking ME!?

>>535926419
>Malius
He could fix my hymen after, right? It will be like it never happened heheh, I’ll still be pure *proceeds to draw more rape*

>>535926419
>Furniture

>>535926419
FUCK YES!

>535927098
Made just for baiting replies and it will work

>>535926419
>https://deltarune.wiki/w/Adventure_Board
what does this mean, can I fuck everyone on this board? If so, I'll take it.

>>535927218
8-bit tenna's fat ass...

>>535927218
arcade machine return coin slot take it or leave it

Answer me these, anon…
Why does an Addison’s heart beat?
Why does Spamton’s heart beat?
Why does Pluey’s heart beat?
Why does Tenna’s heart beat?

Bros I’m so fucked. I’m gonna end up like battat

>>535927297
>Why does an Addison’s heart beat?
To make shitty teas that don't last a day and steal ideas from former failed coworkers, if I could snowgrave the Addisons I would.

there's not enough ut temmie porn that takes advantage of the fact her face can just move on its own out of her head. it disgusts me how nobody has thought of this. i'm a porn genius trapped in a non-drawfag's body

>>535927358
Four penises or four pussies?
Time for you to find out!

>>535927174
>stick dick in hood
>pp is frozen

>>535927358
>>535927485

>>535917113 (OP)
THE HEAVENS HEARD MY PLEAS, FUDAN PIPPINS HAS BECOME REAL!!!

In chapter 2, we have werewires
In chapter 3, we have Ramb who is referenced as the “third secret boss” in the Spamton sweepstakes with lambs and sheep. He is gone when we do the Sword route, implying that FRIEND isn’t done with him.
In chapter 4, Jackenstein says he’s supposed to be at the festival.

Ramb is coming back in chapter 5. As Dracula!

>>535927669
Battat TRAPPED and BETRAYED
Locked in Fujo's body for millennia

I cummed

>>535927392
What if you saw an Addison collapse, suffering a heart issue, and you could save his life by pressing on his chest? What would you do?

it cew

>>535927951
I'd cover him with a garbage bag and walk away

>>535927923
Fujo would immediately start fucking as many guys as she could with his swapped body to finally know what it's like to be a participant in the yaois she reads

It snewwed in my pants

>>535927439
theres not enough real life temmie porn. Although theres a semi recent pic of several monster tems fucking irl tem that was pretty good.

>>535928146
You should see a doctor.

>>535928387
You don't seem to understand, I'm the Alpha Spoid. I want to kill every Darkener that has ever happened to demean or hurt Spamton in any way. The only reason Noelle didn't Snowgrave anyone else is due to them hiding as NPCs...

>play omori
>it’s shit
I was lied to

>>535907110
Asgore fixes up the church and meets someone

>>535928626
Your problem for trusting others

>>535928581
Based.

>>535909692
Mobster Asgore makes a drop

im snewing?

>>535928626
Have you played Cave Story? That would always be my first recommendation based on relation to Undertale/Deltarune. After that probably an SMT game.

>>535928626
Play the Chrono series and the Mother games instead, dipnuts.

>>535928083
>>535928581
based

>>535928387
He got his wish.

>>535929159
If we can't get our true vessel, the doe will have to do instead.

>>535911717
In this episode Carol fails to rig a spelling bee

>>535929414
Whoops

Does anyone else just wanna beat someone to death with a hammer?

>>535929534
Gerson?

>>535929558
Gerson has a loving wife, he wouldn't post the two most fuckable women in the underground.

Noelle going "Fahaha" when Asgore presses himself against her

>>535929534
Everyone feels like that once in a while, the feeling will pass though.

>>535929534
Okay! Okay!

Noelle plush going "Fahaha" when you poke her stomach.