>this microsoft visual basic bitch is once again projecting
>hoo shit, never seen that done one b4
>omfg, am pwned, its joever, will probably never recover even
>lololol holy shit he's so totally valid and hitting all the right points on the dunk-o-meter
>such amazing
>much wow
>how do you get dat gewd
>lol once again even
>so totally valid is he and so defeated am I that I feel physically overcome
>either that, or I'm having a stoke
>am I having a stoke?
>dis retard would give me a stroke
>wow, incredible great
>someone get the camera
>now put said camera up the twinklefag's arsehole
>this will assist us my helping illuminate the way
>and this will then allow us to navigate the inner structure of his poobody
>and sending in fighter jets who will locate and destroy his core
>don't forget your button combinations to avoid obstacles
>obstacles such as the belief that fucking a little boy in his butthole when you are a stupid, big stinky man is somehow equitable to a hot teacher fucking her cute uwu little boy student who's into gundam and likes to emulate his favorite shounen characters when he's feeling socially awkward
>dat bitch fugged his brains out, and she did NOT expect him to be so immediately and inexplicably into it
'> neither did he himself expect it
>fucker's presets took control of his autonomy and alien beings using VR headset remote-astral-viewing projection technology are queueing in to provide assistance through direct anatomical consolation
>little cute fucker is being pupated like jim henson with nothing to lose, essentially
>why u may ask?
>because you're retarded, which is why you are asking
>they're also doing it just to spite you
>yes you, specifically just you
>don't look around fucker, I'M TALKIN' TO YOU
>you no they fucking HATE you, dude, all the ayy lmao homies agree
>srsly dude you can trust me, i tell the truth
>they be like yo fuck that shitberg, I hope mossad RPGs that faggot right in the face
>then they laughed and looked at the camera