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Anonymous No.938802523 >>938814318 >>938852604
/sm/ - Shota Male Thread
Reminder that /ss/ goes into it's own thread
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Anonymous No.938806863 >>938807285
Anonymous No.938807285
>>938806863
shos radiate an unlimited supply of restorative, healing energy. it doesn't cost them anything.
many people don't know this.
it only happens when you're nice to them though.
Anonymous No.938807936
Shobread
Anonymous No.938808457 >>938809046
NeeGuzz
Anonymous No.938808708 >>938809676 >>938812093 >>938830494 >>938839317
Lasto <3
Anonymous No.938809046
>>938808457
what's up with that? i was going to do a post about this but i wasn't sure how to begin
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>>938808708
I need that little black haired beauty in my life
Anonymous No.938810589 >>938811379
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>>938810589
God I wish that was me
Anonymous No.938811440 >>938812457
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>>938808708 Como encuentro esas imΓ‘genes 3D pasa fuente podas
Anonymous No.938812163 >>938812457
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>>938811440
>>938812163
Thank goodness these black censor bars are there, otherwise I would totally be able to see Naruto's sweaty, stinky, bare asshole. Now it's totally sfw.
Anonymous No.938813075 >>938813317 >>938831942
Fuck shotas. Get head from shotas. Highlight shota posters. Fuck shotas in the locker room. Full Nelson on shotas. Slamdunk your cock into shotas. Make out with a shota after school. Feel a shota's abs. Rip off a shota's underwear. 69 with a shota. Follow shota threads. ERP with shota posters. Cum inside shotas. Hang shotas in shibari bondage. Play video games with shotas after sex. Lick a shota's armpits. Launch semen into a shota's mouth. Cum on a shota's cock and balls. Fry a shota's brain with sex. Toss shota salad. Urinate into a shota's mouth (he's into it). Judo throw a shota onto a bed. Blackmail a shota into sex. Twist shota nipples. Bump shota threads. Kiss shotas. Rub cocks with a shota. Missionary with a shota. Give a shota surprise buttsex. Tongue kiss shotas. Pound a shota's prostate. Impregnate a shota. Get trapped into sex by a demon shota from hell. Dump semen on shotas. Submerge shotas into a vat of cum. Eat a shota's asshole. Tickle a shota's ballsack. Shoot cum down a shota's throat. Dissect a shota's clothes off. Dominate a shota. Slap a shota's face during sex (he's into it). Give shotas snacks after sex. Take shotas on dates to the mall and Chuck E. Cheese. Eat pizza with shotas. Make shotas tongue your anus. Fill a shota's holes. Lobotomize a shota into a sex slave. Mandatory sex training for shotas. Let shotas sit on your face. Watch cartoons with shotas. Facefuck shotas. Smack a shota's ass. Camp in the same tent with a shota. Invite a shota to play basket ball with you. Feed shotas your semen. Footjobs from shotas. Make shotas wear a collar. Give shotas a Fortnite battlepass in exchange for sex. Choke a shota during sex (he's into it). Fuck shotas like you're in Rome. Clone your favorite shota to have 2 of your favourite fuck buddy. Kiss shota cocks. Sniff a shota's farts. Take a golden shower with a shota. Lick every sweaty surface on shotas. Tongue punch a shota's fart box. Ignore "this but xyz" posters because shotas are superior.
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>>938813075
Anonymous No.938814261 >>938814356 >>938816981
i have mental trauma from being raped and i need someone to therapeutically rape me so i can overcome my trauma as a shota
Anonymous No.938814318
>>938802523 (OP)
>/ss/
thanks for linking from the old thread
I have filters that hide /ss/ and would never have seen this thread
Anonymous No.938814356
>>938814261
>therapeutically rape me
OwO
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Anonymous No.938815710 >>938817797
Needs more Miquella
Anonymous No.938816981
>>938814261
That doesn't work, you have rape someone else in orther to cure your trauma
Trust me
Anonymous No.938817088 >>938823937 >>938852162 >>938866753 >>938872638
4 Shota Puzzles
Come play with me

https://jiggie.fun/8iosTo
Anonymous No.938817797 >>938827178
>>938815710
That ain't no shota
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>>938820271
This pic is so nostalgic, it's one of the first shota pics I had ever seen
I remember how I was so eager to see this doujinshi scanned, can't believe it took more than 15 years for someone to actually do it
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Anonymous No.938821542 >>938824422
>POV: You're a noble in Ancient Greece
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>>938817088
1/4
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Anonymous No.938824422 >>938824472 >>938827238
>>938821542
Don't even have to go back that far. If you don't mind black shos you can just go back to the 1800s. Buy yourself a few little black shos at a slave auction and you could do whatever you wanted with them. Turn them into your own personal cock loving sex slaves.
Anonymous No.938824472 >>938824834
>>938824422
>nigger
Anonymous No.938824834 >>938825099
>>938824472
Hey, I don't care what color they are as long as the got a penis, preferably uncut, that I can jerk and suck on and a pair of balls I can fondle then I'm all good
Anonymous No.938825099 >>938825298
>>938824834
>preferably
non-negotiable
Anonymous No.938825298 >>938825411 >>938825579 >>938860337
>>938825099
Nah, you can't hold it against a sho if they're cut. It wasn't their decision. You can't deny a sho the greatest physical pleasure a male can experience because of someone else's stupid decision. Cut shos deserve pleasure too
Anonymous No.938825411 >>938844126
>>938825298
this is literally a baby surrounded by shitskins lmao
4cuck moment
Anonymous No.938825579
>>938825298
I am under no obligation to find physical disabilities attractive
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Anonymous No.938827178 >>938827624
>>938817797 como encuentro esas imΓ‘genes 3D pasa fuente porfas
Anonymous No.938827231 >>938837458
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>>938824422 hay pagina para esas imΓ‘genes 3D si hay pasa fuente
Anonymous No.938827624
>>938827178
ΒΏDΓ³nde estΓ‘ la biblioteca?
Me llamo T-Bone, la araΓ±a discoteca
Anonymous No.938828072 >>938860406
Anonymous No.938829440 >>938838583 >>938840894 >>938856291 >>938859536
>be me in college
>babysit pretty often (usually boys)
>catch them fooling around one day
>they freak out and beg me not to tell
>I agree
>get a text from their mom a few days later
>she wants to talk because they told her they don't want me to babysit anymore

I dunno what I did wrong in this situation tbh
Anonymous No.938829678 >>938829699 >>938844202 >>938869238
any blacked shota?
Anonymous No.938829699
>>938829678
rabbi pls
Anonymous No.938829921 >>938830075
Anonymous No.938830022
I'm gonna make you guys' lifes a complete hell. Prepare to really wish you were dead, you and everything you love.
Anonymous No.938830075
>>938829921
I didn't expect to see Pump pumping Skid today. Not that I ever doubted its existence, I just didn't expect to see it today is all.
Anonymous No.938830494 >>938837268 >>938837622
Rolled 5 (1d5)

>>938808708
rolling for the complimentary
> 4chan Shota Weekend-Sleepover,
catamite companion

1 = Manuel [13ΒΌ first ejaculation in May, can now squirt streams of sticky white semen onto his chest from a supine position, needs to climax 4 or 5 times daily ]
2 = Roberto [12Β½ initially experieced wet-dreams in Feb. discovered masturbation during Easter holidays, uses alarm to schedule regular β‰…4ΒΎ hour interval, jerk-off sessions.
3 = Lucian [11ΒΎ regular frequent boners that he fondles incessantly, recently noticed copious colorless oozing of slippery precum that drips out within 40s of sustained stimulation]
4 = Lian [aka "Liam" nearly 12, likes to hump mattress & pillows, also prone frotting with male partners. Often has powerfully throbbing multiple dry-orgasms in 20min+ sessions.]
5 = Meryon [11Β½ - very touchy-feely&giggly. Loves finding erogenous zones. Becomes rock-hard instantly, upon hearing/seeing signs of arousal. Vocally expessive throughout genital stimulation & orgasm.
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I got to hug a shota today and he was so soft!

Cute rumpus too!
Anonymous No.938831942
>>938813075
Blessed post.
Anonymous No.938832234 >>938833414
Suck off your favorite shota as you introduce him to porn. Show him how good it feels to have his dick sucked until he grabs your head and rocks his hips before twitching as he rides his first orgasm
Anonymous No.938833414
>>938832234
Would be so much fun, I have a couple in mind
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Showering with shotas is pretty fun
Anonymous No.938834929 >>938835555
Bedtime shobump
Anonymous No.938835555
>>938834929
You're right, but that's the other main problem.
Anonymous No.938837268 >>938839317
>>938830494 pasa fuente de las imΓ‘genes 3D
Anonymous No.938837458
>>938827231
Ricecake uwu
Anonymous No.938837622 >>938839317
>>938830494
This creator is really great, any source or booru for their stuff? Couldn't find anything on Sankaku
Anonymous No.938838583 >>938848340
>>938829440
That's a shame but you were still an outsider from their perspective, an unreliable factor that was probably inimical to basically some innocent fooling and playing around: You should've assured them that it was no big deal, and made some friendly joke about how everyone was (or at least dreaming of) doing that back at their age... A small group bonding of mutual interest that at least would've calmed their fears of you ratting them out.
Anonymous No.938839317 >>938850831
Rolled 1 (1d5)

>>938808708
> 5xshota roulette picrel ≑ https://i.4cdn.org/b/1755897186784160.jpg
rolling for #1 = Manuel (insatiable catamite masturbator extraordinaire)

>>938837268
> " pasa fuente de las imΓ‘genes 3D " ;
ΒΏNo Speeka Da Englis?

>>938837622 : nice dubs ;
> "... any source or booru for their stuff? Couldn't find anything on Sankaku " ;
saved from shota thread (27 Nov 2023) archived at: https://archived.moe/b/thread/909977036/#909985996
original sauce unknown.
Anonymous No.938840894 >>938848340
>>938829440
You were dumb, you should have blackmailed them
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>In public
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>behind close doors
Anonymous No.938840995
Who am I kidding Keita is probably a slut even in public
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>>938825411
>SJP trannies claim to hate me sneedophilia
>are still perusing the boy penis thread
pottery
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>>938829678
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>>938841140
>>938841155
>>938841182
boy!
(ToT)
Anonymous No.938848340 >>938849358
>>938840894
Probably not impossible, the mom wants me to babysit again
>>938838583
You can only say so much to two ass naked boys before it gets weird
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Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, a little on the adventurous side and totally into the thrill of teasing and being teased. I love to get guys to unravel as we dive into some steamy chats, pushing boundaries while having a blast together. I'm all about those late-night vibes and getting lost in spicy conversations! I do have my moments of shyness due to anxiety, so connecting over text is my jam. If you're up for some fun and games, hit me up! Just add me on the app by searching for my username: Em m i-ck o-q (make sure to remove the spaces and dashes). Can't wait to chat!
Anonymous No.938849358 >>938852774
>>938848340
Forget about them
The mom is dumb as hell, blackmail her
I bet you can get some good cash
Anonymous No.938850831 >>938852619
>>938839317 Please provide the source or see if there is a website for those 3D images.
Anonymous No.938852162
>>938817088
2 more puzzles remaining

https://jiggie.fun/8iosTo
Anonymous No.938852604
>>938802523 (OP)
Oh.
Shinji Ikari β€ΌM+t5liWJRBH No.938852619 >>938858966
>>938850831
> " Please provide the source or see if there is a website for those 3D images. " ;

NYPA; not my problem :
(You) want that privileged data?
GTFO and find it for yourself.

--
η’‡ シンジ
α²Όα²Όα²Όβ–²
α²Όα²Όβ–² β–²

Your fortune: Outlook good
Anonymous No.938852738 >>938853197
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Anonymous No.938852774 >>938853276
>>938849358
>blackmail her
...of what?
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Anonymous No.938852890 >>938853128
Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the East Coast, and I love getting a little wild in private chats. I'm all about those flirty vibes, and I can't resist pushing boundaries to see how far we can go together. I have a playful side that's always up for some steamy fun, and I totally enjoy watching you lose control while we chat. Getting out and meeting people can be tough for me, especially with my anxiety, so I'm here for the thrill of texting! If you're looking for some intense back-and-forths, hit me up! You can find me at E m micko q (just make sure to remove the spaces). Can't wait to dive into some hot conversations with you!
Anonymous No.938853128
>>938852890
>femoids
Anonymous No.938853197
>>938852738
Boys are so genuine. You can tell he just honestly wants you to be happy and enjoy your time with him in that moment. No underlying motives, no judgement, just total genuine and real emotion.
Anonymous No.938853276 >>938853329
>>938852774
Who did that please?
Anonymous No.938853329
>>938853276
chatgpt
Anonymous No.938853513 >>938853690 >>938854597
During or right before kindergarten I had a male babysitter who was in high school (neighbors son). we were playing video games in his room, then I’ll leave the rest up for imagination. Never told on him or ratted him out. But it still sticks forever with you as being one of β€œthose kids”.
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Anonymous No.938853690 >>938854371
>>938853513
>then I’ll leave the rest up for imagination
Why!?
That's the entire point of sharing those stories...
Anonymous No.938853814 >>938860479 >>938863856
Flick that cute little shota dick
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Anonymous No.938854371 >>938854509
>>938853690
Why do people post these nothingburger stories? Like that guy who always posts "I showered with shotas today, was nice." and never has any follow up.
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>>938854371
It's just one ban-evading fag
A literal attention faggot
Anonymous No.938854597 >>938854927
>>938853513
>But it still sticks forever with you as being one of β€œthose kids”.
I.e. blessed and among a spoiled few.
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Anonymous No.938854927 >>938856285
>>938854597
I was exposed to sexual things very early on like finding my dads porn mags, that babysitter I had, unrestricted access to movies tv shows and games like GTA. I wonder how my life would’ve been like if I didn’t get exposed to stuff like that so early
Anonymous No.938855827 >>938857023
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Shosex
Anonymous No.938856285
>>938854927
Anonymous No.938856291 >>938859536
>>938829440
you totally could continue to babysit them, just let things happen naturally. no matter what though, you need to be in the right in the perspective of those you're sitting though. i would personally never blackmail or threaten them in any capacity. can you elaborate on what happened when you caught them, like how they were fooling around? reassuring them that it's entirely normal, not per say encouraging them to directly do things but to let them know you are unjudging, relating to them that you were the same way at their age, and that obviously you wouldn't tell on them to their parents, being there for them in a way where they possess a secure enviornment. if it's right, perhaps an opportunity will arise to have some fun with them, but the scope should only be as willing as they are. i desperately wish i could've had the opportunity to be in their shoes when i was younger, despite how nervous i would've been at first, i was feinding for it for so very long, until i was an adult, and then i realized how much i missed out on.
Anonymous No.938856294 >>938860865 >>938860994
Cumming inside a (2D) little boy.
Anonymous No.938857023
>>938855827
Boys going through a growth spurt need their daily protein intake
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Anonymous No.938858966 >>938860264 >>938860356
>>938852619 Excuse me, I didn't mean to bother you.

I'm using the translator in case it sounds strange or demanding.
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>>938829440
>>938856291
For the sake of your safety and wellbeing I would advise against any β€œforced” contact or bringing up suggestive topics unless they ask you first. Yes this fantasy is hot but at the end of the day it’s your ass who will be on the line for anything getting reported. If things progress naturally that’s fine but understand the consequences and risks you’re getting yourself into. If these boys don’t want you around then they don’t want you around. Move on and find someone else to babysit
Anonymous No.938859602 >>938860815
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>a feast of baby fat galore, perfect for a hungry mommy mouth
Shinji Ikari β€ΌM+t5liWJRBH No.938860264
>>938858966
> "... I'm using the translator in case it sounds strange or demanding. " ;
yes - it did sound strange and demanding,
while also contravening the published 4chan guidelines:

Also, please try using your translator to fully understand the contents of this Frequently Asked Question:
https://www.4chan.org/faq#imagesource
Anonymous No.938860337
>>938825298
>a sho if they
"they"? shos are male, never female
Anonymous No.938860356
>>938858966
Don't feel bad, that's autism grandpa. Nobody loves him, everyone wants him to kill himself, and now you know why.
Anonymous No.938860406
>>938828072
I have that in color somewhere
Anonymous No.938860479
>>938853814
holy fuck this pic is so hot
Anonymous No.938860623
>wait please, stop... My lady, to be using me like this... My penis is bigger than me now, how did you perform that function...? My lady, please, I can't carry on, and you're not responding to me. Please, my lady... My lady... My la ... Dy... My.... M.... Mo... Mommy. Mommy. Mommy. MOMMY. MOMMY I'M CUMMING SO HARD FROM YOU USING ME LIKE YOUR TOY, NHOO-OOOO. NOOO. MOMMYYYYY... kuu~! *Spasms violently as me ejaculates a seemingly endless amount of semen deep into her*

*She smiles contently, before folding him in half and continuing to pump him vigilantly in and out of her sopping pussy gushing with cum, and pulsating gratuitously as she orgasmed continuously from the creampie he was giving her.*
Anonymous No.938860697
>>938854810
No! How dare they!?
Anonymous No.938860815 >>938861136
>>938859602
>Reminder that /ss/ goes into it's own thread
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>>938856294
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>>938854836
<3
Anonymous No.938860994 >>938861152
>>938856294
ANAL SEXruto!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.938861106
You know it's hot when Google refuses to process the search.
Anonymous No.938861136 >>938861656
>>938860815
No. Loli is not yuri/lesbian by default, and likewise should shota not be considered yaoi/gay by default. I'm tired of brain rot, anon. Y'all are less than 10% of the population. Get over it, dude.
Anonymous No.938861152 >>938861199 >>938862310
>>938860994
>putting text over the D
blunder of the century
Anonymous No.938861199
>>938861152
Pretty sure it's censoring on purpose so they can sell the unblocked version
Anonymous No.938861656 >>938862830
>>938861136
Don't care about it nigger, OP clearly says no straight shota content here, go make your own thread, stop being a petty fucking faggot
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>>938861152
Some kind anon uncensored it for us thankfully, so we can see Naruto's cute, naughty, phimosis foreskin
Anonymous No.938862830 >>938863846
>>938861656
So what was it like when god novabombed you and your best child-raping-while-also-sacrificing bud, Gomorrah? Was it all super cereal and biblically poetic, or did he trying to spice it up with some humor - maybe the price is right womp womp sound effect playing right as you failed to find the solitary "one guy" he requested, before getting literally derezzed by his pet bird?
Anonymous No.938862930 >>938863194 >>938863536
why are all religious people literally insane and malicious?
Anonymous No.938863194 >>938863536 >>938863559
>>938862930
The creator of the universe validates all your petty grievances. Doesn't matter how bad a person you are, being the correct religion puts you above the best non-believer. It's a hack to avoid personal introspection and existential dread.
Anonymous No.938863536 >>938863559
>>938863194
>>938862930
politics can serve as faith.
profess the right opinions and you're above reproach. it doesn't just permit you to be evil. it inverts reality, and the more evil you do, the more morally righteous you are allowed to feel.
Anonymous No.938863559
>>938863194
>>938863536

So it seems. The harder I true to do the right things while believing the best I could (was ready to die for it if I had to), the harder I got fucked with by the higher power. Seemed to try to make it clear that I was hated before I was born and there's nothing I could do but be an abused pet.
Why would someone good have such spitefulness and hate for something they created "wrong" that's trying to do it's best?
Guess I'm just le crazy.
Anonymous No.938863846 >>938868316
>>938862830
Nigger you literally post AI slop with underage characters, any moralfaggotry you try to preach is automatically invalidated
Kys asap
Anonymous No.938863856 >>938864871
>>938853814
sauce please if you have it, I'm about to bust a fat nut to this and go to sleep after a 60 hour week.
Anonymous No.938864871 >>938865709
>>938863856
https://x.com/inune1221
Happy gooning
Anonymous No.938865709
>>938864871
Thanks, fren!
Anonymous No.938866753 >>938867101
>>938817088
1 Puzzle remaining

https://jiggie.fun/8iosTo
Anonymous No.938867101
>>938866753
I look forward to having time to do these again in a couple months
Anonymous No.938868316 >>938868386
>>938863846
>Nigger you literally post AI slop with underage characters
I've already explained my position perfectly as to why I believe with absolute certainty that the exclusive relationship dynamic of Older woman + young boy is not immoral nor maladaptive and damaging in away for the simple fact of power dynamics and other GLARING obvious detail that no one needs to sustain damage to their their body's HP because something is being forced into somewhere that LITERAL FECAL MATTER comes out of.

Now if you're NOT retarded, and you are being completely honest with yourself... You will be able to look at the reasonings I provided above and instantly determined that I do indeed have a point. And that if there is something in you that inexplicably finds this TRUTH offensive, then that is just the inner bitch in you throwing a hissy fight, which really is just your inner bitch self-reporting the malware its been leaking all over your place as if waste management is paying them to. And you need to vaporize that silly little bitch so hard in her face that she gets sent to the hypergone world from Undertale. And in that ceaseless void she will be able to shit and piss all she wants to her heart's content; and no one will have to put up with her psyops like getting people to make "here comes honey boo-boo" a thing that was popular, or convincing heterosexual men that pegging is totally not gay and the butthole infinite stamina IT'LL NEVER TEAR OR BECOME DAMAGED ITS JUST MAGIC. Until the prolapse happens, then its walking around for the rest of your life like a wounded animal whose wound cannot be mended in anyway because all because they wanted their GF to actually be dominate for a change and you believe the dick gives her magical powers.

The only magical power you're gonna be getting is the inflation taking ship on your next 10 years worth of medical costs. You fucking absolute Faggosaurus Rex.
Anonymous No.938868386 >>938868716
>>938868316
tl;dr

kys
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>Hide post
It's just that easy
Anonymous No.938868716
>>938868386
>tl;dr
>kys

I have been informed by our official interpreter that this response is essentially faggonese for "I give up, you win". Good on you, Mr. Gayfag. We all need to realize where we fall short, and when someone is your greater.
Anonymous No.938869000
>AI slop and f*idshitter
>"greater than anything"
Kek
Anonymous No.938869238
>>938829678
kill yourself
Anonymous No.938869478
Bro's out here vagueposting at me like the pettiest bitch to have ever pettied in the high school cafeteria, and they have the nerve to think they have ANY VALIDITY to their "criticisms" aimed at me.

Man....

why are u ghey? why must you eet ze poopoo when eet cum oot da ANUZ an you poot eet agenst ur MOUF
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>Not pathetic and mentally ill
feels good
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Anonymous No.938871606
>this microsoft visual basic bitch is once again projecting
>hoo shit, never seen that done one b4
>omfg, am pwned, its joever, will probably never recover even
>lololol holy shit he's so totally valid and hitting all the right points on the dunk-o-meter
>such amazing
>much wow
>how do you get dat gewd
>lol once again even
>so totally valid is he and so defeated am I that I feel physically overcome
>either that, or I'm having a stoke
>am I having a stoke?
>dis retard would give me a stroke
>wow, incredible great
>someone get the camera
>now put said camera up the twinklefag's arsehole
>this will assist us my helping illuminate the way
>and this will then allow us to navigate the inner structure of his poobody
>and sending in fighter jets who will locate and destroy his core
>don't forget your button combinations to avoid obstacles
>obstacles such as the belief that fucking a little boy in his butthole when you are a stupid, big stinky man is somehow equitable to a hot teacher fucking her cute uwu little boy student who's into gundam and likes to emulate his favorite shounen characters when he's feeling socially awkward
>dat bitch fugged his brains out, and she did NOT expect him to be so immediately and inexplicably into it
'> neither did he himself expect it
>fucker's presets took control of his autonomy and alien beings using VR headset remote-astral-viewing projection technology are queueing in to provide assistance through direct anatomical consolation
>little cute fucker is being pupated like jim henson with nothing to lose, essentially
>why u may ask?
>because you're retarded, which is why you are asking
>they're also doing it just to spite you
>yes you, specifically just you
>don't look around fucker, I'M TALKIN' TO YOU
>you no they fucking HATE you, dude, all the ayy lmao homies agree
>srsly dude you can trust me, i tell the truth
>they be like yo fuck that shitberg, I hope mossad RPGs that faggot right in the face
>then they laughed and looked at the camera
Anonymous No.938872008
Anonymous No.938872638
>>938817088
Last one done