>>720728361
I remember when Sony was "giving" it away through PS Plus and I thought "Sure, fuck it, why not."
>start playing
>bored teenage girl boredly reading off her boring diary
>walk into the bathroom
>spend minutes screwing around with the toilet paper to avoid neuron degradation
>inspect random objects
>god damn it picking up some objects triggers MORE audio logs
>accidentally cancel out audio logs by walking into different rooms, triggering different logs
>wander into the basement
>see a bunch of JFK memorabilia
>oh, a safe!
>enter "1963"
>safe opens
>get an achievement for "solving" a "puzzle" without the piece of paper that explicitly says the answer to the puzzle, laugh like a hyena
>reward is some note with little illegible scribbles on it apparently there's a readable text toggle that i wasn't told about until later, ok cool thanks for nothing
>wander around the bedrooms
>mom walks into the room, starts watching me play
>just walking around while this stupid lesbian teen drones on about the worries of being a lesbian teen in middle class american household even though all the fucking papers that the parents left behind seem to indicate that none of them give a fuck about their lesbian daughter or would ever give a shit that she's a lesbian
>realize that i, the player, am supposed to be in the role of the lesbian sister's sibling, except none of the audio logs or ANY of the papers ever mention the player character
>wander into the ending by accident
>mom's saying "this...is not a game. did you pay money for this? please tell me you did not pay for this. this is not a video game"
>start cackling at the absurdity of it all
this shit won game of the year? there's no narrative, there's no story, there's no gameplay. you don't solve puzzles, you just walk around and audio logs play. the writing isn't even good, it's just the same one note shit "WAH IM A LESBIAN TEEN" and i guess the dad got raped by his uncle who fucking cares man