Somewhere out there in a different universe, there's a monster girl conspiracy theorist that's convinced that the elites in her world are keeping the portals away from everyone and thus, keeping her away from (You), her fated husband. She spends everyday doing podcasts to dozens of viewers who are of the same mindset, and spend all night thinking of how she's gonna infiltrate some random sabbath building and expose them and open the portal to everyone. (Though she doesn't know a lick of magic.)