Thread 49876777

Life's a beach.

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kiss the cook

>>49876816
Fuck the cock! Fuck the cook in her left nostril!

>>49876892
>Fuck the cock!

>>49875848
Imageboard culture has been on the decline for a while, and the people that wanted to actually discuss MGE either went to Capybara or the various Discords. Doesn't help the fanbase was already fracturing because of the idiotic drama about Wightfag.

>>49876905
>Imageboard culture has been on the decline for a while
Why do you think that is? Is is because zoomers aren't really interested in joining them?
>because of the idiotic drama about Wightfag
Care to elaborate?

>>49876902
I'd be embarrassed but I am too happy to see a cheshire to feel bad.

titty

It is late--the time when Anons go to sleep. May all of you be secretly kissed by the floofiest, goofiest, blushingest jumping spooders in your dreams tonight!
and in your beds!

Backup thread: https://capybarachan.org/mg/res/38643.html

>>49877259
Backup backup thread: https://forums.justusboys.com/

>>49877259
this thread wants nothing to due that shithole

>>49877355
>nothing to due that shithole

Cute

>>49877247
Unironically, the only time I've ever been bit by a spider was a jumping spider that tried to live in my mailbox that I had to evict. Worse pain than getting stung by a scorpion.

Tried to save her life and she's all "NO! Let me read your mail!"

>>49876914
>Care to elaborate?
Nigger was commissioning art of being cucked by his Wight waifu, KC did not like it and asked him to stop. Said nagger made a pinky promise he would stop but spoiler alert: he did not and KC got super pissed when he found out, started being much more militant about material that goes against his MGE canon.
This thread got caught in a crossfire because the usual vermin seething about its culture now have a real ideology to rally around and it's been on a downwards spiral ever since thanks to /jp/ jannies being either useless or malicious, culminating with regulars making a new thread on capychan and migrating there.

>>49878051
Kind of a shame when a community suffers because of single idiot.

>>49878051
I feel like one of the things that let those people get an upper hand was that a lot of content that had previously been "Not approved but allowed to exist" like futa got the same treatment like the NTR art. pissing off people who were just on the sidelines. And how gleeful some people were to hunt down and show KC all the things so he could DMCA them wasn't helping.
The funny thing is how little changed in the end. Beyond this place fucking off to capy because the jannies here suck, nothing on either side really changed except KC losing a few years from the stress.

>>49878376
Everyone lost, to be honest.
Degens had to go underground with their shit and got completely pushed out from 4chan, even capy follows KC's DMCAs as a result of this dumpster fire.
Puritans can never fully eliminate the heresy, twitter and some image aggregators are too big to give a shit about KC's requests.
MGE fandom overall shrunk considerably, as KC purposely strangled it to prevent the degens from messing with his material. It's like a kid breaking his toy just so his bully can't steal it.

Ugh, guys, it's Monday morning, stop being so depressing. Some of us have to go to work.
Instead, let's talk about the most EROTIC and SEXUAL of the mamono.
Pic Related

>>49878408
Yeah, I guess you're right about that. It sucks, it really does.

Love me hotdog wife

Rabbits females are bigger than the males, think about that the next time you see a bunnygirl.

>>49879816
I think all the crazies left there too to find somewhere they could be even more pure.

>>49879497
MHA has grown on me over the years. The designs were tops.

Pig party

>"You wouldn't fuck a candle!"
Well actually...

>>49878408
>KC's DMCAs
How does he know? Does he browse 4chan, capy etc?

>>49880452
Yes. He lurks. He knows every poster here.

>>49879806
>>49879816
>>49879836
/monster/ is what capy will be in about 2 years. Dead with about 4 or so diehards that post a couple times a day. This thread meanwhile in 2 years will be nothing but AI spam.

What a time to be alive!
Cheshie couldn't have planned it better herself!

>>49880490
>those proportions
yikes!

>>49879836
How many alt sites are there? Smug, capy and what else?

>>49880487
>2 years
Oh that's new, I remember you saying "few months", few month ago when we were migrating.
>Cheshie couldn't have planned it better herself!
Bitch must have fucked /jp/ head mod to pull this one off, because quite literally the only reason people left this place is moderation completely abandoning us and leaving us at mercy of obsessed shitposters.

>>49880508
There're are a couple others, but their traffic is so slow that they're not worth mentioning.

>>49880677
This is the first time I mentioned this?

Best rimjobs in MGC

>>49880677
>when we were migrating.
You haven't migrated. At best you are posting in two places at once, but we both know which one is better.

>>49880508
There are more discords than alt sites. But I think most of them are way more accepting than chan autism.

>Hellhound wife
>Super aggressive and mean in public and around others
>Actively bullies and demeans others
>Flaunts her insane strength to get away with anything
>Turns into the kindest, softest, most loving girl imaginable when it's just the both of you at home

>>49881190
This is not the kind of dark elf I ordered.

>>49880883
I would post capy, but it's region blocked in my country now. New censorship laws and all. Somehow this site isn't blocked me yet, which is weird.

>>49881190
God, I miss the older styles of anime.

>>49881250
UK?

Old kiki or young kiki?
Which is best?

>>49881358
old kiki is the better cook

>>49881646
What advantages does the young kiki have other than being more energetic and having better skin and breasts?

>>49881252
It did get turned into pretty horrific moebait.

>>49881829
>>49881832
Wait a minute. Are these from the same anon?

Alright anons. Let's put our heads together and figure out something to do about monster girls.

>>49882083
Anon, what do you mean? Obviously, you should marry them!

>>49881958
of course they are
>>49882083
increase cum tribute count tenfold to help power the portal activation
do your part

Would you smooch a ghost?

>>49882312
No, but I'd have her possess a zombie and go on a spectral rampage through a town.

>>49882312
Only if she had a cool steel cage for me to live in.

>>49882312
They're cute, but I already belong to a Trumpart.

I wish I was in a sandworm's mouth right now

>>49882312
that's a lot of bowties honestly

>Imp grabs you by the hand
>"Hey mister, come with me, I wanna show you something cool!"
>Takes you to a secluded area
>Exposes herself and pounces on you
Every damn time with these little brats!

>>49882628
I dunno, seems pretty cool to me. Imps are awesome.

>>49881358
Old kiki muuuuuuch better. But ANCIENT ELDRITCH KIKI is best!
>>49881646
True
>>49881693
You do not understand the appeal of older women. If you did, you would not falsely claim the skin or breasts of the young kiki to be superior.

I love succubus home cooking

>Be you
>Kiki enjoyer
>With new Kiki waif!
>She's so good around the house you finally get that cat you've always wanted
>Name her Kikimeowah
>Kikimeowah absolutely loves her cat mom.
>Mostly because Kikimeowah is convinced her tail is a bird, and attacks the SHIT out of it a half-dozen times a day.
>Lots of colorful Slavic cursing ensues, especially if she actually pulled a feather out.
>But come bedtime, Kikimeowah exclusively sleeps next to your wife.
>Never you.
>She knows who sets her food out.

Also I envision Mrs. Kiki setting out Kikimeowah's food on a little silver tray and with a flourish as she removes a little silver dome from atop it.
Every.
Single.
Meal.
Because damn it, she is a professional.

>>49883102
My parent's cat literally licks her lips for treats and stares at you in the kitchen to cut up her soft food. I can't imagine what secret codes one would cook up with a Kiki on duty.

>>49883115
Just hope no drunk Titania wanders through and teaches the cat to talk. Then you're really in trouble.

Do you think that Ratas are cute fluffballs, or annoying tree rats?

>>49883325
divine messengers (that are somewhat annoying [good])

>>49883325
>Pattern of ground squirrel
>Fluff of tree squirrel

Where is the Rata in her bunker with her conspiracy podcast?

>>49883341
Ratas have chipmunk patterns.

>Inherently evil
>Plots world domination
>Seeks brutal revenge on her foes
>Is too sleepy to execute her plans
Queen of Hearts really nerfed these sweet, sugar mice

>>49883707
Gonna give sleep mouse Panera charged lemonade, that’ll give her the energy needed to dominate the world

How many creampies does a succubus need for her wings to turn white?

>>49883876
I bet that's an alp

>>49883733
That sounds like a very VERY bad idea

>>49883876
No fewer than 17,049,221.

Get to work, anon!

I really do love sleep mice though

>>49883060
This ends in a cait sith maid fucking you. Sorry.

>>49884145
Joke's on you I'm into that shit.

How many dragonewts do I need to defeat to unlock the malef dragon boss

>>49884456
Depends on how well you know your way around her dungeon and if you've got good escapability. Gould be as few as 10 or as many as 100.

Inhaling a dormouse's sweet, molasses-scented breath

>>49884618
It's commendable you managed to get so many different faces in the exact same pose.

>>49884641
What if I told you I have over 1000 different pieces of art for each danuki, dormouse, kikimora, demon, hellhound, shirohebi, ghoul, holstaur, alice, cheshire cat, black harpy, baphomet, cu sith, pharaoh, whitehorn, imp, lamia, minotaur, and ratatoskr all with that same pose?

>>49884641
>>49885176
https://files.catbox.moe/oc5f7n.png

The size of her breasts is absurd!
I must touch them to confirm the absurdity...

Monster girls
Breasts
Asses
Female hip ratio.
Amazing.

>>49885626
true post

>>49885176
>>49885196
Anon-sama I kneel

Pears>everything else

>>49886695
I dunno, I'm a really big fan of pineapple. Very tasty.

>>49886919
I am actually heating up some leftover pineapple pizza RIGHT NOW. Pineapple pizza--it's what's for dinner!

Meow.

>>49884618
>>49885176
>>49885196
>>49886520
>>49887043
Fatherless /trash/ CP discord behavior

>>49887105
I'mma put you down for Big Fan of pineapple pizza.

>>49887105
I would NOT introduce my father to the cat that sits on my face.

>>49887119
I would.

>>49887105
Go back to capy, complainer-anon

>>49887128
>werecat
that's an arknights character

>>49887303
I don't know what that is. I see a cat with huge boobs, I save it.

>>49887373
>cat
She's a nue.

>>49887382
I don't know what that is. It's a pic of what looks like a cat. So I called her a cat. CAT.
BOOB CAT.

>>49887387
she isn't even a monstergirl

>>49887406
But she has cat ears and a cat face, so I'mma still say cat.

>>49887476
Is that like a Magic the Gathering reference?

>>49887476
>Tell her not to lose it. You're only issued one.
>She thinks it means victory card.
>"Haha, I won!" She exclaims. "You are the husband now!"
>Yes, that is totally the story you have to tell your little daughteru when she asks about momma taking your vcard.

New 'rupption

https://archiveofourown.org/works/49777792/chapters/180283026

>>49887534
Teddy Ruption?

>>49887690
I didn't order the omelette.

What's the SEXIEST mamono?

>>49887839
Greenworm

>>49887839
greenworm's aunt

ded

feels like this threads slowly growin deader and deader

>>49888000
slowly?

>>49888000
Maybe if the image poster spammed less and added more substance to each post with words and text, it wouldn't be so dead here.

>>49883325
Who are these?

>>49888000
Isn't that the way we like it?

>>49888000
Unlike capycucks, we have the writefags on our sides, they will die while we enjoy more OC

>>49888000
It's funny, all those years of arguments over autism and gatekeeping and we finally get to see how the thread would look like if pests and newfags were allowed to do as they please with next to no opposition.
That is, instantly run the place into ground.

>>49888341
The newer threads have less writing content though?

These are the only cucks I like

>>49888350
If by instantly run into the ground, you mean we don't have autists screeching all day long. Then yeah, you're right.

>I am weak to breasts
>I am weak to cats
>I am weak to sneks
>I am weak to brown
>I am weak to hags
I hear all you saying this, but brothers... I am just weak.

>>49888622
That is my high p'orc fantasy too.
Confusing the species who only understands being dominant or submissive with always being willing, and still sometimes greedily taking.

>>49888646
Confusing monster girls and getting them flustered is the ultimate form of bullying them

>>49888350
I agree that this place should have been gatekept harder, but I think a lot of us have just gotten older.
I remember when these threads originated in /a/ and had to move. Now I haven't even used /a/ in almost a decade.

>>49888657
>I agree that this place should have been gatekept harder
The issue was jannies not doing their job, we already had the maximum amount of gatekeeping a place can have without imploding from purity spiraling.

>>49888350
If this is how the thread is without all the shitty autistic anons, that's just how it is.
It's not that bad, I like it. And we still got doomposters like you!

>>49888574
They're called cuqueans.

>>49888699
Not really. The threads are mostly just image spam now with barely even any posts with text replying to each other, unlike before.

Kiss your hebi!

>>49888703
I like the idea of bicorns swinging more and organizing big swingers clubs.

Bicorns vs. Shirohebis

The eternal rivals

>At fancy restaurant with zombie wife
>Waiter brings us dozen bottles of wine and appetizers
>Compliments of the many wight patrons here
>Each one waving at us or taking a photo
>Finish our food
>Waiter brings out 14 cream pies
>Each one has “Go get her” written on it with melted chocolate
>Waiter points to the wight next to us
>She gives me a thumbs up and a wink
Happens every time I take my zombie out on a date

>>49888542
It's summer, we can rest a little. We will organize a writefag tourney this winter. Anyone from Capy will be disqualified to avoid drama.

>>49888707
Fuck off to capy

>>49888341
>>49888599
>>49888699
>>49888713
>>49888869
Cheral's cheese pizza /trash/cord behavior

Why did the leech from your 'cord that wormed his way to /jp/'s janitor in early 2023 quit after the 4chan hack by the way? Was he afraid that the australian fruit website would get him reported to the cops?

>>49889000
Who or what is Cheral?

>>49889049
I'm Murloc.

>>49888902
I don't use that shit.

>>49888707
Back when we had more texts anons were barely writing anything of substance anyway.

>>49889089
HEAR OUR CRY

>>49889103
Why are you complaining?

>>49889220
I am king of the sea.

>>49889267
But I'm not Aquaman!

>>49889103
Based, the good AI stuff is here in the freeland

>>49889200
Still a lot better than wasteful image spam with no discussion. It makes the thread feel relatively way more dead.

>>49889263
Because the threads are worse now.

>>49889477
Anons don't really want to talk and it beats discussion being either heavy MGE lore or surface level posts about waifus.

>>49889263
Concern trolling. It's an obvious capycuck trying to derail the thread. Just ignore.

>>49889495
what a mystery that anon's don't want to talk
what could be the overlying factor...

>>49889503
>what could be the overlying factor...
Lack of new content.

>>49889477
Well they're on capy now and betrayed us

>>49889498
I don't like Capy or any external site. The Monster Girl thread posters should have just stayed on this thread all along.

>>49889531
i'll take a lift raft over a sinking ship myself
enjoy your nobility, i guess

>>49889495
Fewer images every now and then with surface level posts about waifus are still better than a lot more images in a shorter amount of time without any text being included.

>>49889541
Nah man, Capy sucks, never wanna try it or anything else. 4chan is home and a lot better.

>>49889544
mge triggers him, is the thing

>>49889566
>>>/pol/

>>49889578
The time of the machine is now. We're just slower on the sexy parts.

It's been awhile, so about it a game of Kiss, Marry Fuck: Desert Edition!

Today's contestants in alphabetical order are:
>Apophis
>Genie
>Sphinx

Who you got, Anonymous?

>>49890194
Kiss sphinx
Marry apophis
Kiss genie

>>49890194
Oh.
>fuck apophis
For the wild venom orgy sex. Got to do it at least once.
>marry genie
For the wishes. It's just pragmatic.
>kiss sphinx.
The riddles are the only thing she's got going on and almost every monster girl interpretation of sphinx has been fairly boring.

Around elves watch yourselves

>>49887534
Good work
>>49888606
Realistically it would be difficult to resist any monster at all. Even the "worst" ones are guaranteed to be better than 99.9% of normal women

>>49890760
Human-ass looking girl.

>>49890891
I don't know. There are some pretty bad ones

>>49890891
Such an MGE centric take.

>>49891442
yeah I hate monstergirls and think human women are better too, we are the same

>>49891448
Yes. Only a human with her biological urge to seek out a mate can truly love you.

Mans best friend can also love though.

Trolls are trolling

You know you want to...

But which one do you kiss first?

>>49891490
but can they troll as well as a cheshire?

>>49891508
I saw your total meltdown after getting jannied in the backup thread, top kek retard.
That's what happens in places that don't have an inside man from your CP discord preventing the rules being enforced against you subhumans.

>>49891636
He's posted there since inception.

>>49891636
What are you talking about?

>>49891630
They should be able to. It's in their name!

>>49891580
I imagine living with one of these girls must be awkward.

>>49891636
it's a pretty impressive display of intelligence, dedication, and maturity, as well as understanding the effort required to just delete the posts every once in a while

>>49891636
I'll be honest, I didn't know we had a backup thread. Has someone taken up my cause of spreading the joy of sniffing monster girl breaths?

If I'm being honest, the monster girl breath I most want to sniff now is shirohebi, even more than danuki

Reminder that trolls only ever unintentionally troll
>Posts video with title of “Hubby ploughs my fertile field (NSFW)”
>It’s just her holding a camera recording her husband plough a field with a cultivator
>It’s NSFW because he turn off the dead man switch on his tractor

>>49891804
It is NSFW for plant girls and earth elementals.

>>49891718
No different than a 3 girl harem, it's just they all share the same body

What's she thinking?

Wrong answers only.

>>49888341
said writefags also post on capy tho

>>49891795
All men yearn for monogamy eventually.

>>49891850
The yandere disposition is becoming more and more appealing by each passing day

>>49891833
>finally anon left and that chad that was checking me out earlier is here

>>49891898
Chad in p'orcer eyes is usually some fat, greasy, hairy, bald guy in his 30s-60s. Pretty much the opposite of all the other monster girls.

>>49891833
>Maybe I’ll have a salad for lunch today

>>49891833
>consentconsentconsentconsentconsentconsent

>>49891937
>salad
The ears of 1000 greenworms just perked up

>>49891910
>fat, greasy, hairy, bald guy in his 30s-60s. Pretty much the opposite of all the other monster girls.
I need more options than just this one.

>>49892055
Any Zipangu loli is going to ALSO want that phenotype.

Now THIS is a sphinx.

>>49888797
I like the idea of riding a bicorn across the Mist Continent, seizing wives like a Mongol conquerer.

>>49892077
I can't believe I forgot this manga existed.
Finally something good to read again.

>"SAAR! Do not redeem v-card!!"
>"DO NOT REDEEM, SAAR!"

>>49892314
better than mge in every way

>>49892077
>>49892314
>>49892347
You don't need to samefag and repeat you like eating shit, we can already infer that from the fact you're from /trash/ and hang out with CP posters

CATS

You are now imagining getting bear hugged by a sleeping mino that you do not know in public.

She's in a deep sleep, will only awake on her terms, and there's nothing you can do to escape her grasp. All the mamono that pass by you two snicker at you, knowing full well what's to come once she awakes.
Hope you're not wearing red!

>>49892487
Why are you upset that people here are having a good time, capycuck?
The thread is peaceful when you capycucks don't come here to shit it up. Just let us enjoy our thread in peace. We don't bother you any, so don't bother us.

>>49890194
Hmmmm. The apophis is too dangerous to kiss, so I'll definitely fuck her.
>Fuck: Apophis
And from there, it gets a lot simpler.
>Kiss: Genie (I'm not into genies)
>Marry: Riddle kot (she is a kot who is smart)

>"I strong!"
>"Take man, do love..."
>"Happy marry, long life!"

>no moth girl that casually eats your clothes, sheets, and blankets
feels bad man

>>49892709
goats are pretty good at that too

>>49892709
>Yell at moth girlfriend for eating my clothes
>It's actually her wine goat friend who stayed over
Gonna have to fuckpologize for this one.

https://redlib.privacyredirect.com/r/mapporncirclejerk/comments/1mvrhz0/the_most_dangerous_animals_of_each_state_in_the/
The most dangerous animal in your state is now a monster girl that ambushes you. How do you fare?

>>49892811
>Feral hog.
>More dangerous than Rattlesnake, Cottonmouth, Copperhead, Red-Headed Centipede, Bark Scorpion, Badger and Mountain Lion in my state.
Just because I've been chased up a tree by one doesn't mean it wins!

>Feral P'Orc
She's getting her tail sproinked and her ass slapped. What happens after that is up to God.

>>49892811
>white tailed deer
I can beat her up easily.

>>49892487
due i love cyber punk

>>49893303
Nigger feets

>>49892882
It is a great setting. I wish we had more stuff in it. Especially monster girls. Cyberpunk 2077 actually had catgirls but they didn't make it into the game.

>>49876777 (OP)
so where's the interspecies reviewers and mgq links in the op?
i thought we moved on from mge?

>>49894589
usually you need more than 1 person to get a thing going

>>49894589
Daily life would be more appropriate than mgq.

>>49892594
Any sloppy familiars?

>>49894719
nta but here.

We need more NTR generated by AI, can you provide?

>>49894862
I have some, but I refuse to post it.

>>49894909
The only place filth like that belongs is in Kcs inbox.

>>49894909
Why? are you gay? Post it here while we can

Lim

Now that Hollow Knight Silksong is finally getting released for read, it's time to POST BUGS.

>>49895238
Maybe ms greenworm should work on her footwear game if she wants to be popular too.

New deem comm fresh off the press.
God I want to be wrapped in those wings and tail so bad.

>>49895148
Why is she such a dork?

These sabbath judges are unfair!

>>49895695
Success breeds jealousy

>>49895777
>success
Is that why she's always on the receiving end?

>>49895148
>>49895777
Why the fuck are these clothes way sexier than the regular fantasy ones? I want a sexy merchant Lilim circa 1700 to try and buy me.

>>49895816
It's because you yearn to defend humanity in a world beset by monsters.

What's she trying to tell me?

>>49895850
How am I gonna defend humanity when her dummy thicc ass keeps distracting me?

>>49895816
It's the floppy hats.

>>49895944
Floppy hats too sexy.... I never stood a chance.
>Floppyhat Lilim engaging in "diplomacy" with amazon natives
>Surely nothing will go wrong

>>49895968
>amazon
Meant Amazoness, but whatever

Made the mistake of opening a door for a white snake girl. Now she won't leave me alone. I don't know what she's saying. She speaks some weird language, but she gets visibly upset when I try to get away from her and is all smiles when I don't attempt to push her away. Anyone else experience something similar with these white snake girls?

>>49895980
have you tried gently bopping her on the nose?

>>49892314
It got a new chapter a month ago.

>>49896275
Stop replying to yourself abortion, nobody cares about your /trash/cuck manga.

>>49896304
>"Wahhh!! Why is /mgt/ raiding capy?!!"
Because you fags keep coming here to shit up our thread when you bored with waifu posting over there. Stay over there and leave us alone.

>>49896391
Malding Mick

>>49896391
Are they complaining about raids there?

>>49896391
>us
You were never part of this place, you were always a butthurt manchild mad that locals wouldn't bend backwards to accommodate you.

I'm sorry for fucking up Capy, guys. I just wanted everyone to know about my Australian wife.
She's a Brapybara named Brapera. And I guess people didn't get my simple enthusiasm for her.

>>49896429
>Not a Wombat so she can throw it back and flatten your face
Ishiggydiggy

>>49896429
Capybaras are from South America though/

>>49896468
yeah, but my wife is a Brapybara--they're Australian.

>>49896419
Cool projection.
I've been here for well over a decade and have contributed more to the MGE community than the average anon in terms of art, stories, games, and discussion.

>>49896515
>MGE community
>games
Great job outing yourself as an outsider

>>49896515
Contributions:
>Acting Gay
>Being Retarded
GO. GO AND STAY GO.

The p'orcs are invading!

>>49895968
what reason would a lilim need to go engage in diplomacy with amazons?

>>49896608
bacon...

>>49896515
>have contributed more to the MGE community than the average anon
then why do you hate capy???

>>49896638
I don't. I'd just prefer that they stop shitposting here when they get bored with their waifu/gooner posting on capy. I mean, it's an established fact that all the bad actors left for capy. Look how peaceful it's been here since they left. But every once in awhile, a couple of them come over here to shit up our thread.

>>49896664
By what, showing up and talking about monster girls instead of a non-stop stream of AI Slop and textless image posts?

Imagine getting bullied by a girl that's barely 8" tall. Embarrassing...

>>49896670
why do you keep feeding him dude
everybody knows he's a fucking retard liar

>posting on capy stops
>increase in shitposts in /mgt/
really gets the noggin joggin'

He's got a point though

>>49894909
catbox?

>>49896732
No. I regret making it. Ya know, one of things you do when you're horny and then post-nut clarity sets in.
It was holst vs. multiple orcs with her giving some smug looks to the viewer. If you were wondering.

>>49896670
the peace of death, i'd suppose

>>49896680
I can't help myself. I am a bad boy who needs to be spanked vigorously by a stern mommy.

>>49876777 (OP)
>Current year and current day
>Zipangu has gotten a large influx Gaijin/Foreigners immigrating
>Specifically, all the Gaijin Foreigners immigrating are White Western Europan men who're otaku and weaboos
>Unsurprisingly, they are immigrating to marry a Zipangese Waifu
>Many single Zipangese monster girls joyful at the news so many men have come for marriage
>But to the surprise of the Zipangese monster girls, the large influx of men have come to marry and romance not the monster girls, but the regular normal human Zipangese women
>Turns out the large influx of white Gaijin from Europa have come to Zipangu thanks to a recent viral social media post of a cute puffy cheeked Zipangese Office Lady smiling for a photo
>Shocked face.png for many of the Zipangese monster girls when they see the influx of men are dating, hitting up, flirting with and even marriage proposing many of Zipangu's human female office ladies and just normal human Zipangese females thanks to a recent viral social media post of a Zipangese office lady smiling

Realistically, how can most Zipangese mamono fare at this news and situation?

>>49896970
given that most mamono don't mess with married men or ones who are otherwise not interested in them they probably just move on and try to catch men on the rebound from being rejected for the 10th time

>>49896970
I just don't see this as being realistic. A good wife needs to have either NO legs or A LOT of legs. Not two. NEVER TWO.

>>49896979
succubi everywhere are crying

Breasts... I must acquire their milk!

>>49896970
They are going to cry, and I must console them with my dick.

>>49897038
What happens if I grab it?

>>49893796
>>49892882
Have you looked into Shadowrun? It's like Cyberpunk, but has magic and fantasy races.

mdng4

ded

Will Ms. Pharaoh be mad when she finds out I knocked up every anubis on the dev team?

>>49897683
What were they developing?

>>49897689
Pyramids

>>49897715
Surely those have been "developed" enough?

>>49897135
i have but it's not really brimming with sexy monster babes.

>Find random fox near my house tied up with some rope
>Free it
>Poof
>Sexy fox woman stands before me
>”Thank you for saving my life sir and as a way to show my gratitude allow me to become your wife”’
>But-
>”It is decided then, we shall consummate our marriage right away and worry about a ceremony later”

>>49897792
Anubis Scientists are CERTAIN there's ways to improve them. And they look so darn cute in lab coats that you can't help but let them try.

>>49898094
She did that with 5 other guys this week, the child won't be from you

>>49898492
>the child won't be from you
Need this, but with centaur because she's too embarrassed that her child will be from a horse, so I unknowingly become the child's father thinking it's actually mine

>>49898492
>>49898645
Fatherless CP /trash/cord behavior

What would happen if I put my pee-pee up against Miss Cheshie's pee-pee?

Rabbits are underrated

Every girl is better kemonofied.

>>49899753
I loved how not to summon a demon lord. After watching powerwank like overlord it was nice to see someone act normally in this scenario.

ded

>>49899577
This is interesting.
Not my preferred version of succubus, but I'm definitely not opposed to this interpretation.

>>49900252
Feels more like a new species, like the Parasite Slime to the regular Slime.

But interesting. The only wierdness is it implies other nonhuman males it's built to attract. Might be interesting in a space setting.

Kinda like the old Asari stuff before they ruined the lore.

>>49900252
It's very unique. Most important though her being a giant eel sex monster isn't exactly a deal breaker.

>>49900267
If it's got a hole...

>>49900267
With that leg setup, she's likely more of an Oligochaete worm. 5 hearts, all for loving you...

>>49900272
Worm supremacy strikes again

>>49900274
Worm vs. Wurm. Tell me of this great conflict.

>>49900328
Wurms are honorary worms

>>49900328
wurms are cool dorks
worms are just dorks...

>>49900342
Like Frederica Mercury?

>>49899451
Her “pee-pee” is just her tail she stuffed under her skirt as a joke, it’d feel soft and fluffy then she’d wrap her tail around you dick and jerk you off til you cum

>>49900422
Nothing like getting publicly raped by a lil' hellhound that's half your size yet 10x your strength.

>>49900426
Nuh-uh I rape her cause 10x 0 is 0 so she’s as weak as me

Will the Bay Harbor Molester ever be found?

>>49900741
Probably not.

>>49900741
You were a fool to go swimming where the watcher in the water lurks.

I want to mumble and avoid eye contact with a monster girl as she acts unnaturally interested and totally leads in our first time.

Wtf is capy kill?

Ideally, a centaur should be tall enough such that if you approach her from behind, your face is level with her rear end. For easy and convenient access when wanting to plant your face in said rear end.

>>49901020
Works just fine for me.

>>49901089
Nah, just ginger the shit out of it.

>>49901020
Did... did they ban you? For being a weirdo?

>>49901093
Whenever I try to open up the site, it's just cloudflare telling me it's down.

>>49901094
What do you mean?

There are cats lurking here...

>

Somewhere out there in a different universe, there's a monster girl conspiracy theorist that's convinced that the elites in her world are keeping the portals away from everyone and thus, keeping her away from (You), her fated husband. She spends everyday doing podcasts to dozens of viewers who are of the same mindset, and spend all night thinking of how she's gonna infiltrate some random sabbath building and expose them and open the portal to everyone. (Though she doesn't know a lick of magic.)

>>49901112
Gingering a horse, of course, of course!
It's literally shoving a piece of raw ginger up a horse's asshole. Google it if you don't believe me.

>>49901167
Why would I use ginger when I could use my tongue instead?

>>49901177
Because gingering a horse makes them prance around and such. Like a much YOUNGER horse. And centaurs are weird perverts who probably like that kind of thing.

Friendly Reminder: Cuffing Season starts after Labor Day

>>49901178
Yeah, but then I don't get the pleasure of feeling or tasting her rear end with my mouth. And I definitely don't want some spice to obscure or alter her flavor.

>>49901161
I'm inclined to believe she's right because there's no way blackrock isn't keeping the portals hidden from US too

The front one gives birth to human boys, and the rear one gives birth to centaurs.

>>49901108
Judging by breathtard's recent chimpout being cut short, he got range banned and you shared the ip range with him. I'll relay this to admin and see if he can do something about it.

>>49901267
He got RANGE BANNED? What's he supposed to do, Microwave all his food?

>>49901353
Thanks for sharing anon, I really needed this.

>>49901361
*smooch*
*smooch*

What Nicki Minaj would mamono turn into?

>>49901378
wait a minute this isn't one of my /gfg/ tabs
fuck

>>49890891
>Realistically it would be difficult to resist any monster at all.
nah i got willpower

>>49901108
same for me too.

New invasive monster girl just dropped. Coming to a state near you! That is if you're American.

>>49901974
I shall ensure that jorou-gumo never become invasive by having a harem of them and only having spinneret sex

>>49901979
That's all fine and well, but all 10 of her sisters have now got 12 daughterus a piece. And all 120 daughterus speak as if they want 100 daughterus a piece.

>>49901984
Don’t worry a good portion of those won’t make it to adulthood they’ll join the sabbath

>>49901108
>>49901943
admin guy said it should be fixed now

>>49902605
This isn't the thread to talk about your alt chan problems.

Saturday caturday so let a sith clean you with her sandpaper tongue.

Cows have rougher tongues than cats. If you're into a rough tongue you need to just get with the masters--COWS.

>>49902659
It's also not the thread to talk about your mental illness and yet that did not stop you from doing it for for the last 2 years, micky boy