P'orc BBQ I have no doubt in my mind must be superb, beyond anything you can get in our gay world. Best yet, it's being cooked by beautiful, voluptuous pig ladies

Give me 5 p'orcs, and in 5 hours my room will reek of hot, sweaty p'orcs. The odor will be so strong that no amount of cleaning or washing of linens will fix it. We will put trolls and h'orcs to shame. I personally will smell so much like my p'orcs that when I leave the house; everyone within a 5 mile radius will smell me on the wind, and smelling the p'orc stink, they'll think there's a massive p'orcer raiding party on the way.

I fucking love p'orcs

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