dey madman woke three in dey morning and walked down to town singing "Banda-Banda" with mighty voice, setting dey roosters to call. he found dey old magazine in bin, thinking it dey bible, and wandered dey dawn-touched streets quoting passages, causing prospective converts to scamper away. dey madman spent dey whole day in his ministrations, before finding dey fallen shopping receipt, which he took to be dey quran, and falling into a trance behind the prawn shop.