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>>24635798
lentils are the most based food on earth, round brown pearls, little leguminous miracles, and infinitely affordable, and long may they remain so. i recommend to take them with olive oil, plenty black pepper, requisite salt, lemon juice, and some kind of hot spice. the lemon juice is of the greatest importance. perhaps you can pilfer some kind of herb from a surrounding neighbour's pot. godspeed.

>>24635804
I am out of lentils.

The common position online these days about Palantir is that it is evil. I don’t know. I am so enamored by the idea of a company being openly, proudly dedicated to the cause of defending the West. But I fear that the systems they create may undermine freedom of thought and speech. All the same; the idea of a company being pro-West, patriotic, I like it a lot. I’m so disgusted with the way people in tech straight-up hate the average American.

>>24635847
Palantir and its moneymen would betray you and every value you hold dear for a buck

I can only write about rape rn dont know why.

>>24635847
lol I can't believe I share a board with people who fall for the most obvious marketing strategy ever. Do you also believe oil companies are trying to pivot to a cleaner future?

Rape and health care are fundamental human rights

>>24635858
Very based fetish

Also desuarchive blocked me from searches for some reason

If I was not a shitty programmer, I would like to make a Wario Ware-like game using scenes from my dreams I have written down over several years

>>24635928
Just use AI to code it.

I'm

>>24635785 (OP)
I am sleepy. And hungry.

>>24635938
You’re what?

You WILL NOT discuss rape and abortions this time. You WILL NOT do that.

>>24636017
Nah. Good will is gone, now it's incendiary insults and smugposting should the subject arise.

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants is the hardest sentence ever written

You left because you had never actually cared. Anything else I tell myself to explain it is just cope.

Kinda nice running into gay guys in public because they're helpful in boosting the self-esteem. When girls find you attractive, they do their best to only look at you once, maybe twice at most, so it can be hard to gauge whether they just happened to look at you or if they were checking you out. Gay guys, however, like straight men, will just keep looking over and over and make their attraction obvious because they want to show their cards, and because they're looking for some kind of reciprocation.

>>24635785 (OP)
---- Solaria ----
20020
Arcghiv

My closest sister used to joke about
Monumental fashion closets,

Indulging in that fantasy of permanence
As if one could build and be forever the fleeting ecstasy

Of flamboyant music, some season
Beyond season, where all goes well forever

Or at least geological spans.

well?

>>24635804
Years ago, I fantasized about lentils, cabbages and beets in this way. Then I went insane.

>>24636096
I remember you was conflicted

>>24635804
I can't even tell you how much much I detest lentils, how ill they suite me. I delight in and thrive most on fare rather high in fat and protein, and low on fiber. I couldn't get fat no matter what.

>>24636078
NEW YORK TIMES?

So, you have fallen once more for a psy-op.
Poor, poor Anon. Led astray by glowiekind

>>24636217
Is this about the lentils?

I don't click on McCarthy threads no more.

official thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqXYIteAfNs

does this earth produce any gem half as wondrous as a mango. the skin that blushes from emerald to sunset, the flesh that is silk and sweet and sex and cream, the juice that runs down your pink lips to full upon your navel, the tree that is among the most beautiful of all trees, the clarity of its taste, the perfection of its texture, in every way a treasure, an ultimate treasure, and in any other planet its keeping would be the reservation of emperors and gods alone, but in our fallen eden, god's guilt ensured their proliferation among the common people, though one should never lose sight of the wonder of that fact.

there's a bizarre secret pleasure buried deep inside a hangover. at least until two pm.

tfw penis is grecian, elegantly sized

HEAD LIKE A HOLE

Listening to cool jazz right now.

Rick and Morty without Roiland is unwatchable.

>>24636529
>not uncool jazz

my both genetic and karmic models this incarnation is a probability bordering on the realms of the miraculous. you owe it to yourself to "hit the meditation mat", to investigate yourself, to cultivate your mind into a bright, white point of light. this post was not sponsored by the World Buddhist Sangha Council.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQAGvgoKvhs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbc0-y0Zwxg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DReHCzX5a0Q

three days since i ran out of vyvanse. feel like i've been liberated from a lair of an electric anaconda. i also feel like life is empty and i am drowning in sludge. in all, i'm terribly glad about it. cigarettes and coffee have no noticeable effect. the sun seems to be going out.

Caffeinated at midnight.

Every time I've talked to someone who wants to get an iPad they always talk about how it's supposedly good for taking notes. Seems like a huge meme to me.

tfw from kazakhstan

favourite song to drink and wallow to ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtP4RVzxW9o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N430FbRYlbA

>>24636590
https://youtu.be/KZQ_djMswrU?si=QUx6RoZ4LXK95Hka
https://youtu.be/PmXhxAK-000?si=t8q4CuTCh2EL5UU4

>>24636590
farewell transmission is eternally undefeated in this regard

what music are you guys listening to?
I really like Mekons, The Apartments, Blackeyed Susans, The Go-Betweens, The Chill, Stereolab, Marc Ribot, Tindersticks. Elvis Costello and The Attractions, The Ex, Jim O'Rourke, Elysian Fields, The Trashcan Sinatras, Pere Ubu, Prefab Sprout. Pram. Broadcast, Rowland S. Howard, Scott Walker, Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, Parliament, The Magnetic Fields, Lambchop, Dead Can Dance, The Delgados, Comet Gain etc.

Just fed catbergs their dinner.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmF7xZHrgvU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfaeJYZAqrs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0v6sX-oQEg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLi98MzpcKk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WKYsXTwvz8

>>24636714
i ain't listening to all dat lil bro .. do you really hold such high estimations of thy fellow posters ? laziness, pretension, and posturing are endemic here.

>>24636725
Don't not listen to it, then.

>>24636727
>Don't not

>>24636040
It is indeed

You do I need to suck off to bring a homofacist NEET janny back to this board ?

>>24636874
what rules aren't being enforced tho? being a sloppy normie isn't technically against the rules so all these awful newguys won't get pruned, but u probably will for violating some technicality

Men might be purer objects of aesthetic appreciation for the heterosexual man than women are because the former is completely divorced from the sexual impulse. A beautiful man is like a greek statue, something that is erotic only insofar that its natural beauty inspires aesthetic pleasure, but it is impossible for a straight man to look at a beautiful woman without the slightest hint of lust.

My mother is so funny. I warmed up some of the fully sauced crab she brought up the other night and ate some of it, but got full before I finished it so I just left it out in case I wanted to eat the rest of it. This caused the entire floor to start smelling like crab, and when my mother got home, she got all upset and said as soon as she opened the door, the "smell terrorized her" and "kicked her butt" lmao, hilarious phrases for this situation, I can't stop laughing about it.

>>24636886
it's not about the rules per se. it is about the aesthetics. it is about the quality of post. the barest sexbait gets bitten by every weak willed anon and sky rockets into two hundred bumps, and devolves into inceldom and the same retarded bickering about propaganda talking points you can find anywhere else on the internet. we need a BRVTAL yet cultivated overlord who will delete and ban with an absolute iron will. we need a pol pot.

>>24636899
strong insight but overly simplified in my view, the driving force remains libidinous despite the fascination appearing purely aesthetic, the sex buried within comes to the fore with time. bodybuilders of course being the supreme example of such.

So I've decided to start eating before taking my daily meds and I think it's already shown improvements in the effects. However, I don't know how I'm supposed to keep this up. Three things: 1) for the past year I've been used to taking the medication as soon as I wake up, 2) I immediately make coffee when I wake up, and 3) I'm not hungry in the morning. So the problem is basically I'm having to force feed myself as soon as I wake up because my brain wants to take my daily dose. Yeah, yeah, don't take the medication until I've been up for a couple hours, we'll see if I can manage that. I don't know, I need an easier way to get something in my stomach first thing in the morning.

>>24636916
this is a stimulant I imagine ? highly recommend making several boiled eggs the night before and smashing them same take as you choke down the pill. for me coffee + amphetamine was too much for my heart. could feel my blood pressure in my eyes.

>>24636923
Methadone.

>highly recommend making several boiled eggs the night before and smashing them same take as you choke down the pill.
Not a bad idea, or at least something similar, preparing something easy and convenient the night before. I just made some waffles and I'm forcing one down but I really have no appetite yet lol.

Kind of ironic that sex looks as unaesthetic as it does while martial arts are one of the most aesthetic things two people can do together. Perhaps conflict is just more interesting than connection? But two people embracing and kissing is a pretty pleasant sight, on the other hand. Perhaps there's a level of bareness of body and soul to more intimate forms of affection that makes it impossible to not look ridiculous to outside observers.

I am so tired from like the last 3 years also being in a relationship or something like that. But I feel spiritually like dead like kerouac talks about at the beginning of on the road. Not even tired but staggering over a butte everything or everybody behind in total disarray. I am not even so tired from the plague years which was an explicit confrontation with death but of the whole millennial experience that had been going on for the last 20 years! Just total bullshit for those years.

Yeah it is a some ways amazing or absurd to be to still be alive as a millennial at all many comrades dead at this point or that is a good reason to always be ready to punch nazis or start strikes.

I can no longer focus on anything and nothing makes me happy. I feel like I’ll be dead by Christmas. I’m currently living a nomadic life and I wish I had a cute wife (non-white) to save me from myself.

>>24636949
Okay, what do you think you're missing?

>>24636398
Goddamn do I fucking love mangos holy shit. I'm going to get some of them sluts tonight.

>>24636548
I usually take weekends off and it does wonders for me. I still need it for tedious work bullshit, but I try to stay on a lower dose, and I dont really get any side effects taking a break, though your milage my vary. But yes, cigarettes and coffee arent supossed to be like... reality warping. Same with smoking some herb; it's not supossed to push you to the limits of conciousness. You may gain some weight, but not much.

>>24636907
POL POT
POL POT

>>24636954
All my friends are dead.
All my friends are dead.
Get kicked in the head,
All my friends are dead.

Alternatively:
All my friends are dead.
Pushed right to the edge.
Je n'existe pas.

>>24636956
Psychedelic awareness in a gestalt is what I feel the lack of if that is the question. How about interpolating somebody else with pronoun stuff.

tfw from azerbaijan

Nine Inch Nails is the best band of all time

>>24637030
Kill yourself.

>>24637030
when POL POT becomes supreme janitor you will be first on the extinction list

https://www.reddit.com/r/UFOs/comments/1mpf3c4/rep_anna_paulina_luna_tells_joe_rogan_she_has

aliens real confirmed??

A nice side effect from taking Lexapro all these years is that my libido has been completely shot. I am not distracted by bullshit and as long as I crank one out once every couple days, I'm good to go.

Unfortunately, I have been having cravings to go to an asian massage parlor lately. I have already been to one before a couple years ago and I know that spending 100-200 dollars is a waste for something like this. Plus I live with my parents so it would be pretty awkward if I went out (I never leave the house and I know I could never lie about this and not be had).

>>24637072
>>24637075
stay mad virgins

Good morning fellow proles. Finished The Longest Day by Cornelius Ryan last night and I started Childhood's End already which I don't think will take me long to read at all – maybe a week at the very most. Anyways it's covfevetime. Hope you all have a good day my friends.
>>24636949
>the whole millennial experience
I know what you mean bud.
>>24636620
Listening to CHVRCHES Live @ Glastonbury 2023 rn.

You all have such shit taste. I fucking hate you all.

>>24635785 (OP)
I had the idea of feeding my writing to a local LLM so I could get it reviewed without having to show it to anybody, but it's a dumb one. It'll tell me I'm a brilliant writer and I'll know I can't trust it because it's just telling me what I 'want' to hear, not actually assessing anything. A computer obviously can't tell me how humans would react to my work, even if I wish it could.

>>24637230
Yup. They compare you extremely specific niches even when you ask for comprehensive feedback to make sure you're in a high percentile to foster engagement. You can prove this: post a few shit pieces then post a good one and watch how it recalibrates. I mostly use it for idea generation. It can accurately tell you your peer group as well if you want a benchmark. Remember, read the subtext. If it's saying something nice read SPECIFICALLY how it's framed. It can only lie so much.

Thinking of making some fried/scrambled eggs.

Back when I was especially depressed, I used to have very pleasurable dreams about my limbs falling off and/or exploding. I don’t get those anymore, which is a shame. They felt nice, despite the disturbing imagery! Like cold beer on a hot day, and after a long shift. Something to take the edge off, I guess.

>>24637229
taste in what

"U wot m8" style bongspeak is like ebonics but actually funny

Sometimes you get so lonely
sometimes you get nowhere

>>24637229
>I fucking hate you all.
I come here for amusement, not to be loved
As vapid as booktubers are, they are way more /lit/ than this board

>>24637252
Mate, look into sous vide preparation of eggs. Be prepared to lose the ability to eat hard-boiled eggs after learning about the deliciousness and simplicity of a sous vide prepared egg which can not really be improved any further by adding salt or spices as the delicate aroma of a well prepared egg gets overpowered easily. Make sure to get the best quality eggs for this way of preparation as cheap, low quality eggs are not suited to this gentle way of preparation since they often have a weird aftertaste which probably is caused by the food the hen got to eat.

>>24637316
mate i luv both bongbonics and aave my nigga fr

I burnt some eggs I was looking forward to eating so I'm getting Poopoo John's as a consolation prize.

>>24635785 (OP)
Looks like one of the audiobooks im gonna listen to soon is narrated by none other than Balki from Perfect Strangers.

>>24637421
Instead of buying pizza you should go by some Fentaynl from your local dealer and fucking overdose on it.

>>24637252
I had fried cheese eggs and turkey bacon this morning

>>24637252
>>24637421
>>24637432
Redpill me on eggs

You ever be talking to a girl that you think you might have a chance with or who you're starting to develop feelings for and then she tells you her type and you just have to sit there like "Oh, welp, that's that."? Happens to me more often than I'd like.

>>24637429
Is he on UberEats? I don't know how to meet dealers. Can I overdose on ranch instead?

>>24637433
They are very good for brain health and easy to cook. They also keep you full. Sometimes I put an egg on something else I'm cooking just to get the nutritional benefits.

>>24637433
Good source of protein and calcium i think, the cheese just adds to the latter

>>24637436
>easy to cook.
And yet you managed to burn them?

>>24637433
>melt butter in pan, high heat
>break eggs straight into pan
>once they start solidifying, break them up a bit
Once cooked, I add pepper and maybe ketchup (I use French's brand ketchup because I'm a proud Canadian and it's better than Red-40-infused Heinzslop anyways).

>>24637441
I was making 4chan posts and (oddly given >>24637429) texting a picture of Dr. Mario holding out some fentanyl to a friend. I was very distracted.

>>24637434
No. I dont swing on pitches outside the center of the my hotspots. Curveball? Nope, unless it's a big lazy looper. Slider? Nope, unless it's over the heart of the plate. Sinker with late movement? Nope, I know the tricks. Change-up? Maybe, if I see it twice. Fastball over the plate? Slapping that thing to space. I may not hit every pitch, but I always make contact when it's a sure thing, and I dont really try if she's nibbling at the corners.

The girl I really like just dumped her boyfriend. She also showed me a piece of 'art' she made that's just an upside down crucifix with blood on it.
I don't know if God is trying to get me to help her or the Devil is trying to ruin my life with her.

hobo trannies need to chill with spamming deltarune every fucking where on wplace

>>24637507
you should bang her either way

I was sort of happy this time a year ago. Or I was less sad, at the very least.

>>24637572
same

how often do you guys take a shit?

>>24637599
A few times per day.

>>24635798
Update: I had flour, so I made pancakes

>>24637599
2-3 times per week

I'm reading Anna Karenina and the affair so closely resembles my own...

Any french girl wanna be fuck buddies?
You must have brown hair, bob haircut and green eyes though

>>24637673
Anna Karenina is such a cool author, most of her novels are dope

I'm a little annoyed at myself -- someone made a thread about a week ago asking for slice-of-life literature and I forget to recommend Knausgaard. So, uh, if you're around, check out his stuff, and not just My Struggle but Morning Star too

>>24637599
once a week, sometimes 8-9 days but I've gotten better about not letting it go further than that

>>24637681
do you eat?

>>24637685
A normal amount for my weight, sure. My medication causes me severe constipation, so when it gets to the 7-8 day mark, I take laxatives to make sure I go, else it could be even longer! I don't mind because I've always found taking a shit every ~2-3 days to be such a waste of time, so it works out for me anyway.

>>24637334
You couldn't be more wrong.

>>24636040
More of an
>Après nous le déluge
fan

>>24637433
They come out of chicken's butt...

I BEEN ARGUING WITH A FUCKIN' DAGO ON WIKIPEDIA FOR GOIN' ON 9 FUCKIN' HOURS NOW! HE JUST DON'T FUCKIN' LEARN AN' KEEPS GOIN' IN FUCKIN' CIRCLES!
HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND ENGLISH AN' SHOULD FUCK OFF BACK TO SPANISH WIKIPEDIA AND QUIT TRYING TO FUCK UP ARTICLES I CARE ABOUT! I WANT TO RELAX YA FUCKIN' DAGO BASTARD NOT WRITE NOVELS TO FIGHT YOUR RETARDATION WHY CAN'T YOU FUCK OOOFF?!

>>24637447
You will use the Heinz and you will like it

>>24636899
I dunno, naked tits & pussy = penis gets hard

I can't explain it

There is a spanish wikipedia? What is the name?

Materialism and idealism will be synthesised within your lifetime.

Been reading Libertine Dissolves by Toxic Brodude, the one which was shilled here recently. It's okay but I hate /fit/fags and their altered perception of reality. The guy goes on a tangent about how men with body fat are physically undesirable, when this is easily proven false by going outside, and it seems like an insane thing to say when it's literally written by a 40 year old drunkard who wasted his better years. Seems more like buyer's remorse than anything else. And this isn't the only section of cope, neither.

>>24638024
El Smartolos

>>24638024
https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Portada
There's a bunch of international Wikipedias. The Croatian Wikipedia was basically Stormfront for a while.

>>24638111
There's an Irish Wikipedia which uses letters not used in Irish because w is also not used in Irish.

>>24638119
Ikipedia?

>>24638124
Vicipedia i think? V isn't used in Irish, but I think they wanted points for not using k or w

>>24638124
>>24638126
Sorry it's worse it's
>Vicipéid
From ciclipéid, a word for encyclopedia back formed from English

>>24638139
>unironic retvrn
kek

>>24635899
This isn't 'marketing', it's Thiel's actual views. You could debate whether these views are right or wrong but leftoids can only have the most vapid, one-dimensional view on corporations' potential motivations

>>24638144
It's kind of like with the Scots Wikipedia where one American autist furry trashed it by just writing articles in Groundskeeper Willy's voice, except the Irish language in general is ruined by the standardised form being mostly made up by English speakers who didn't want to learn a "country" language or grammar, and further being raped by machine translation

I miss you :(

>>24636218
Look at yourself Anon, so lost in deceive you cannot follow a simple conversation

The post was completely unrelated and was just a reference to the dialogue of YWVH on Smt 4 Apocalypse before his battle

>>24638234
I miss you too.

>>24638234
no need
4 u 2
frown
bc i
iz back en town

i missed
u 2
but i had
a lot 2 do
and though that song
remains the same
i still
by here have came

and tho
u might be gay
i hope
2 light ur day
with muh
poetic poast
so u
can go n boast
that u
saw me today
and now
r 4 sure gay

young cousin was telling me how she wants to visit Japan/Tokyo and al I can think about is how she's likely to get groped and peeped on. It's a dangerous, perverted world out there.

>>24638328
Japan is probably safer than where you're at right this very moment.

>>24638336
No one gets groped on the bus in the US, but I see your point. Thank god she doesn't wanna visit India.

>>24638336
Kek, your public transport system probably hasn't had to put up beware of perverts signs or make sex segregated carriages
>>24638328
Tell her not to hang underwear outside

>>24638345
She can always just use one of those women only cars, they're usually almost empty. And on a shinkansen you don't stand, you sit, so there's no groping to be had there.
t. has been to Japan

>>24638345
>No one gets groped on the bus in the US
DOUBT
>DOUBT
DOUBT
O
U LIVIN IN A FANTASY WORLD
B
THAT SHIT AINT SO

The commoner had to elevate marriage, reproduction and working to a metaphysical level because they couldn't cope with the fact that they cannot actually produce something truly timeless

>>24636096
Did you get better?

>>24636555
the palm rejection on it isn’t great — I’m not sure if it’s because I’m left-handed or not
At any rate I type fast so if I don’t need to draw anything I’ll be in <https://ulysses.app> typing up a storm and I’m not generally an iPad-keyboard guy although it works just fine on iPadOS

why does it feel like i am the only one trying. why are most people so mediocre. why do you vomit out your most basic and uninteresting thoughts online to gratify the lowest and least interesting part of yourselves, when i'm always trying to get better, always suffering, even though my throat's dry and i'm phlegmatic and so depressed i can barely move my limbs. it feels like such a painful slap in the face to try my hardest every day only to come out and look at the world and none of you are trying, none of you care, you say you do but you apparently don't because as the years go by people are talking about the same things, expressing the same emotions, and nothing happens. it's like waiting for godot forever. and before you try to post some witty sassy comment please know that i won't read it, i won't see it, because i don't read any comments online anymore, i just look at pictures, save for rare exceptions.

My compuer was always too shit to properly play the games I wanted to play, so I played them with shit grahphics and lag. And then I sucked at these games anyway. Im sure theres a metaphor for my entire life in there.

impeach NOW

>>24638400
ur pute
is doin u
an immeasurably yuge favor

tell it
thanx

>>24638411
How? im playing 26yo games now (aoe2)

>>24638345
I've been groped on the bus before, but I'm a dude and it was 2 girls who were groping me.

>>24638422
i only play
chess
mahjohng
solitaire
and 2048

mind and pattern puzzles

everything else
is of the devil

>>24638425
Where they underage and did they wear small red backpacks?

>>24638434
Maybe around 18. I'm not good at telling age. No small red backpacks from what I remember; I don't know what you're referencing.

I actually cooked tonight.

>>24638470
looks
breddy gud
&
similar to what i made
& ate
which was
brown rice
&
lentils
w/
BEANS
mixed in
2
&
i putted
cheese
& garlic
& hot sauce

I was flirting with a girl turns out she has a bf. Women are horrible creatures whose only purpose is to get as much attention as possible

>>24638627
If women are such horrible creatures then why do you choose to flirt with them?

>>24638681
NTA but Because we need sex. Its a requirement.

>>24638470
That picture is impossibly dreary and I cant quite tell why. Slap a sepia filter on that shit, get more of the town and less of the sky, and it'd be like a carpenter brut album cover. All of that to say, your dinner looks healthy and probably tastes good, good job anon, your picture just gives me the spoops.

>>24638764
Do you really see women as nothing but sex objects? Bleak.

>>24638768
No, they can lie too. Some used to be able to cook, but they were never really great at it.

>>24638765
Lmao, I fail to see how this is an improvement, but okay. The dinner was good, actually—I made a tuna, artichoke, and canellini bean salad with herbed lemon feta orzo.

>>24638781
Same vibes. The town has that uncanny run-down postmodernist vibe for no particular reason. But your dinner sounds delightful. I had a burrito bowl and lamented it; I yearned for hotdogs but had no ketchup, and made the mistake of ordering slaw instead of rice. It was just a big dumb salad.

last thee day weekend of the summer, what're ur plans?

>>24638870
I’m going to stay in my apartment and cry.

>>24638872
I dont have a three day weekend, but I'm going to smoke some hash, bbq, drink some pbr, and maybe smoke a cigar. Might even mix a strawberry mio energy powder with some malibu and a lime if I'm feeling fancy.

are there any good movies coming out in the fall like oscar season when they spam u with award bait movies? i don't watch tv and adblock youtube so i have no idea what's coming up. at least the new goldfrapp album comes out tonight, but they probably already released all the good songs as singles over the summer.

>>24638888
oh ya that vineland movie which kinda looks like shit, and that aronofsky movie which looks like mid

>>24638870
same
as all
the other
362 days
of tha year

READ
>READ
READ
&
WRITE
>WRITE
WRITE

son,

read
>read
read
&
write
>write
write

>>24638768
I've been through seven relationships. Im about to throw in the towel. Cheating after Cheating even one false rape accusation. Sucks we can't even slap them around anymore.

>>24638425
God youre so lucky

>>24635785 (OP)
what the hell it just said my ip is blocked from posting on 4chan when i went to get a captcha but now it doesn't

>>24638903
Hah, pranked.

why is my underage cousin sending me lewds of herself

>>24638897
To be honest, I did enjoy it. I'm autistic though, so I didn't talk to them which sucks. Just let them touch me the whole time until my stop.

>>24638681
Because I'm a lover who sto believe in real despite the constant set backs

HOW could ANYONE be a materialist in the year 2025? 20 years ago there was maybe some grounds to accuse religious people of having no leg to stand on, but it seems to me we now have ample documentation that there is a transcendent quality to reality and that life is more than the physical in numerous ways. I think if you're a materialist at this point it reflects badly on you as a person. Like on some level you WANT there to be no transcendent reality, maybe because it would absolve you from ever facing consequences for your actions in some life to come. But such a wish to me seems increasingly to fly in the face of how we have actually found the world to work. There IS a reality above our reality and it sometimes intrudes into the world below.

>>24639054
I’m not a materialist, but I’m interested in what you mean by ample documentation

>>24639059
If you're expecting hard scientific proof you're not going to get it lol. Expect either "IT'S JUST SELF EVIDENT BRO" or "erhmm well you see joe rogan says space time dilation equinoxes the gigaflex in harmonious ways that imply consciousness" or of course the classic "it's not my job to explain bro :^"

>>24639066
Sure enough that’s what I’m expecting, but I’d like to be proven wrong.

I get a strange feeling when reading someone with the last name of Sadhwani invoking the Founding Fathers to bolster a political position in a news story in the LA Times

There’s strange detritus in my finished bottle of cheap white wine. Not some unfiltered bio wine, mass market stuff.

If I die, don’t weep. I had a good run. Burn my papers.

>>24638381
Because the only reason worth trying - which is why you are trying so hard and suffering - is either pointless climbing in social hierarchy or pussy and/ or lack thereof. Free yourself and take a chill pill. Life's not so bad, is it?

I was thinking what would Nietzsche think about lord of the rings style elves

>>24639152
He would probably make a semi-effort half-assed twitter post about it and chug an ampulla of wine.

>>24639054
Yeah that is like fractals though or at the very least pantheism. thales wrote that everything was full of gods.


>>24638381
Many are zonked from the pan demmy many are legitimately dead.

With the amount of misleading narratives, PR spin, and outright incorrect information out there, you can't really be upset with someone who is misinformed anymore. For example, I was just reading something about the NBA, and the comment section splintered into two trees which ended up with divergent answers: one suggesting the NBA regular season schedule is made entirely by a computer now, and the other, presumably the correct one with a source, stating it's done by two guys with the help of a computer. So if at some point in the next year I run into someone who vehemently and obstinately insists it's done solely by a computer because they only read that first comment tree or something like it, how can I really be upset? I only saw that other comment by chance. I could have easily not have seen it and left thinking it was done entirely by computer too.

This is a pretty trivial example, but you get the idea.

I'm a guy who has always had ugly skin. Acne, then acne scars, then weird little brown spots on every poor going up and down my chest, early wrinkles, etc.
Any tips on improving my skin health a little? I feel totally clueless when it comes to this stuff.

>>24639177
Not sure about the discolouration, ask a dermatologist.
For the rest: get a prednisone cream prescribed by a medical professional. Cortisol will do if they won’t give you the good stuff. Then, sunscreen, hyaluronic acid, and vitamin C serum over-the-counter. Glaxalbase is the best non-prescription moisturizer there is, get that too.

>>24639194
Cortisone*

tfw from kazakhstan

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>>24639221
what do you do in the morning, in kazakhstan ? no snippy cynical one-word reply please.

>>24639227
I sleep till 10-11 am

>>24639229
What is delicious in Kazakhstan? I have decent notions of fare in Russia and Uzbekistan, but Kazakhstan doesn’t register at all for me when I think of foods I would like to eat.

>>24639229
and when you wake ?

I saw two dudes standing outside if a fraternity house. They were dressed like Patrick Bateman, a bit unshaven and quite handsome (no homo). You could see they were no longer students but turned into 'young men'. Probably they were younger than me but looked more mature which made me wonder why I never had such a phase and im instead becoming a late high schooler with crows feet.

The world is a ruthlessly cruel place. Doctors, Mothers, Fathers, Teachers, Friends, they all tell me the same thing. “You’re getting fat, Billy! Stop eating! Go Exercise!” I’ve heard such heartless remarks so many times it has ceased to sting, my nerves numb to the damage. After all, who doesn’t love a good meal? A delicious steak with an ice-cool beer, a fatty pork chop for those afternoons where you simply have nothing to do but to lounge around and enjoy yourself, to appreciate the interior decoration of your living room, delicious egg and avocado toast with piping hot coffee… I just don’t believe that the judgment that the world at large deems to hurls at me is in any way sufficiently justified, morally or physiologically. Just because I tend to enjoy the delicacies of life a little more than others SHOULD NOT make me a pariah.

>>24639233
I met 1 Kazakh. He told me he ate horsemeat over there.

>>24639233
it has all variations of central asian and russian food but they have their own also which is beshbarmak and Qazı which is a horse meat sausage, also Kuurdak which is lamb, mutton, beef, or sheep liver fried together, also baursaki which are a fried dough food

>>24639236
I brush my teeth, drink a cup of water, listen to a music album and after go for a two hour walk usually, after that I read a book for an hour.
This is when I don't work usually, and right now I do not

>>24635785 (OP)
Nothing excites the heart quite like getting a DM from internet strangers to talk about lewd-related things.

Nothing can stop me now

>>24635785 (OP)
---- Solaria ----
20021
Dish
In casual asides she told me about
Her indentical twin friends who grew apart by slight

Gradual degrees, became selves
Rmoter than mere siblings.

>>24639288
*trips you*

Second late night in a row being caffeinated. This time though the weather has cooled and dampened significantly so while last night was hot and muggy tonight is chilly and rainy. Currently listening to picrel which is just perfect for a night like this.

I give my explicit consent for you to read this post. Normally, consent is implicit when you post. In this case, however, the consent is explicitly given to you by me the author of this post you're currently reading. There's no particular reason for me to give you explicit consent to read this post. Anyway, I've done things before without consent. Were those things that I did to her implicitly consensual? I don't know. I'm never asking for consent, anyway. Sometimes you have to take chances in life, or you'll be behind talking about consent while everyone else has already done the deed.

>>24639152
I personally think he would hate them because they are a stagnant and passive people.

dey madman woke three in dey morning and walked down to town singing "Banda-Banda" with mighty voice, setting dey roosters to call. he found dey old magazine in bin, thinking it dey bible, and wandered dey dawn-touched streets quoting passages, causing prospective converts to scamper away. dey madman spent dey whole day in his ministrations, before finding dey fallen shopping receipt, which he took to be dey quran, and falling into a trance behind the prawn shop.

I wonder what the world would look like in an alternate 2025 in which the Internet never existed.

I was wondering that because I was thinking about the missed potential in socializing that the Internet cost me, and the much higher possibility that I'd have romance in this universe.

>>24639395
there's a billion things more romantic than romance in your room. and countless things more beautiful in your own mind.

I created a service that helps people locate their foreskin.

wheresmyforeskin.com

>>24639152
He wouldn't read LOTR.

>>24639400
Like the N word?

>>24635785 (OP)
I always have a wave of melancholy hit me on Friday night, probably in no small part because there's no cute girl to be sitting across from.

>>24639405
Stop anthropomorphizing women.

>>24639404
yes, exactly — Nimitta

>>24639392
Probably like 2001: A Space Odyssey.

>>24639388
dey madman dreamt of electric fish, and woke up to dey sun dipped behind dey hills. beneath mundawood grove he found dey canoe called suleiman and paddled out on dey lagoon with palms and feet. in suleiman's bottom dey was half bottom moonshine and dey moon was shining almost full when dey madman drank it up and danced and swayed all forgotten by the fish telling the water about everyting he had learned that day before spinning himself over dey edge and falling into the waterworld.

The dog girl has the right idea about what men want.

this place (the world) is way better when the Americans are asleep. feels like nature healing. for a little while.

>>24639401
Can someone click this and tell me if its real ? I want mine back but I'm thinking it could be a semitic ruse. I've been tricked before !

>>24639406
How does one cure themselves of such a malady?

>>24639421
People who perform circumcisions should be publicly executed.

Surviving the Kali Yuga one day/night cycle @ a time.

I must have died a thousand times

Youtube recommends me this video over and over again and still can find what's so especial about it, oh wow the host said something in weird manner or the girl didn't answer correctly so fucking stupid. Normies have weirder hyperfixations
https://youtu.be/Ecl2kZBnBnY?si=oGexBTc_42iRMCVZ

>>24639460
it's British DJbait mate, you simply need not understand. it's deep outside of your cultural horizon line.

Roughly 100 billion Homo sapiens have walked this Earth over the last 200k years, incl. the people living today.

When was the last time you had sex, /lit/?

>>24639477
Several past lives ago.

>>24635785 (OP)
I hate living in a world that is literally run and organised by satanic, jewish elites who sacrifice and rape children in the name of Moloch. What is a man to do in a world like this?

>>24639503
have sex

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tv1SYqLllKI
bitch my family has been living on spite for over twenty generations, you have no idea how long I can run my mouth

my life was ruined by a dark feeling in my stomach

If I created an invite-only anonymous textboard with high standards for discussion centered around the humanities, would you be interested?

>>24639477
1021 days. I don’t regret a moment I’ve spent in the meantime not having sex.

>>24639574
Kind of. Maybe. I like the anonymous part, but I dont want to get banned when I inevitably say some dumbshit like "gritty 8mm satanic gay is much better than stupid rainbow gay".

>>24639574
no because i'm not giving u an email or any other shit to get the invite, not to mention i would eventually disagree with someone's opinion and get banned

>>24639620
yeah when he says "high standards" i just imagine long boring uninsightful posts indistinguishable from chatbot output

>>24639574
i would only be interested in an ultra-elite creative writing society. philosphyfags are like fetuses to me.

>>24639626
any philosophy or religious shit should be blocked, that said i hate the wannabe writers on here they're even worse than the philosophy/religion guys. i just want to talk about literature, not hear some loser "worldbuilding" his magic system for yet another tolkein ripoff, or some guy trying to larp as an early 20th century macho writer, you weren't in ww1 and you've never had sex, stfu. it's all awful.

>>24639630
agreed, it's crazy how rare it is for one of our many aspiring writers to post any kind of literary fiction outside of the monthly competition. nearly all else is manchild written pedophilic webstory dogshit, replications of the disgusting meal.

>>24639574
How's it anonymous if it's invite only?

>>24639054
A strict materialist? No, that's not me. But I am a radical materialist of sorts. I believe in the metaphysical, sure, the proof is incredibly easy; I refute gnostic dualism about as hard as it's reasonably possible to do so. The "inner world" and "outer world" as a dialectic results from being unable to parse how an internal dialogue could exist, when it's a simultaneous reality of existence as a concious being, and your actions are all that hold weight in terms of determining how you interact with the world. Like Karma, for instance. I dont believe there is a ledger that weights me horking on the sidewalk and pissing on a tree against holding the door for an old lady. However, I do believe that you need to act in accordance with your nature, even if the actions may seem... unpallatable at first glance. Like I'm a huge asshole. I try not to be because I understand that no one wants to deal with that, but when someone crosses me, I unleash the full brunt of my pent up wrath and dickitry because the specifics of the universe coalesced into that moment where that person was put in that situation. I am the arbiter of justice through my agency. It's not out of ego, but it is by nature that I'm like this, and when you act in accord with your nature, you experience less existential friction.

I'm getting a little off track. All of this to say, I believe the material world is all that's reasonable to interact with, therefore is all that needs to be considered. A lot of the material world is arbitrary and cruel. The metaphysical world is in the discrete relationship between subjects and an object, but not in some sort of container, be it God or a ledger. And so, to manifest the metaphysical, you need to influence the relationship between subjects and objects in the physical world, but you also need to accept the scope your operating out of, as well as Virtu and Fortuna. I cant fix the occult stock market. But I can tell a jittery old boomer that they lived in the most prosperous time in history, so instead of blowing their money on scratch cards at 85, they should give it to their family. And when they ignore me, that is a concious choice as a result of their agency, which makes them morally culpable for the situation in the physical world.

>>24639635
>>24639630
As a philosophy fag, I post my creative writing all the time. It's just usually ignored, which doesnt really bother me. I'd rather have a stimulating discussion about something intellectual with someone capable than descend into an endless shoegaze of pretension romanticizing why long form literature is more valuable than short form or poetry. Like if a short story is shit, it's at least quick. If you dont read some dumbasses flavourless diatribe in totality, they'll inevitably assure you it gets good on page 247. Bitch, I do not have the attention span or felecity for that.

>>24639652
look at shit crap:
>>24639644
no one wants to read this garbage

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4H7PcNAQLU4
the marlon hoffstaft remix of this is so sick too bad it's not on youtube

>>24639660
You dont, and dont have to, but you arent everybody. It isnt rehashing one of the popular handful of topics, like people bitching about women or venting their angst, and I'm sure if you articulated a different position they would thoughtfully reply to you.

I dont want to read some mediocre baroque faggot's endless preening bullshit that I can tell is shit from the first 500 words. If a section is short, I can give great detailed feedback, but how do you even approach telling someone their 70k word thing is unreadable meandering nonsense filled with technical issues? You can at least tell a philosophy fag to fuck off in short order and they wont take it personal.

>>24635785 (OP)
I'm 25 and have never even held hands with a woman due to circumstances completely out of my control. I wonder what subconscious effect this has had on my psyche.

>>24639679
>circumstances completely out of my control
What, lost both your hands in a freak gardening accident?

>>24639620
>>24639622
>>24639626
>>24639637
I explained a bit more here >>24639632

You wouldn't need to create an account or anything, you would redeem an invite code for a secret token that you'd use to login. That secret token would be your whole account, so if you lose it, you lose access.

>>24639409
none saw de madman for three nights and three days but when he walked into town on de fourth his eyes were clear and his stride was steady. i am not mad anymore, he told the people, i am back. de people gave him mashed corn and beer and pipe and asked him where he was and how he found his mind again. i found de mind beneath de water he said. i had dropped de mind when i was fishing, five years ago. dit fell past de seahorse and seahair kelp. dit was found by my greatgrandfather who lives beneath de lagoon. all de ancestors live beneath the water, and de world is far better than this.

people here rarely if ever have sex
no wonder this board is so stuck up its own ass and bitter. I would be too

>>24639700
i had sex twice last night with a beautiful girl with long black hair and i feel like killing myself with chainsaw. it is never enough.

>>24639683
Nothing physical - I'm decent looking and have a good physique, have a modicum of a social life. It's more so other life circumstances that I can't be bothered explicating. In any case, I've been thinking about it. I must be developmentally stunted in some way. Women sometimes don't seem real to me sometimes - they're just a thing that other people have dealings with.

>>24639704
>twice
busted too fast huh

>>24639225
kek

>>24639704
then there must be some other issues happening with you, sex isn't always the cure of it all

>>24639704
With a chainsaw? Well, I always say if you're going to go on your own terms, might as well make it memorable. Set up an elaborate rube goldberg machine with like candles burning strings and mechanical hands pulling tablecloths; the finale could be a chainsaw that lands blade first on your crotch and splits you Macbeth style. Even better, make a self destroying machine! Leave a mystery for years to come.

>>24637219
>CHVRCHES
gay band

>>24637409
>French eggs
Ill pass

>>24639739
you jest but this is a great fantasy of mine. a death so splendid, so horrid, so violent, so bloody, so painful, that its making becomes art, totally eclipsing life, rearranging the order of things.

fargo season two and half a bottle whiskey

man is the animal

>>24639792
How about getting in front of a great white canvas, then exploding your whole body so it all splatters on it? Something of that sort. Remember to title it first. Guaranteed to make the news and be circulated around the world. Ez fame. Then you can enjoy posthumous fame as they find your unpublished literary works, too.

>>24639795
i'll do it in the middle of mong kok, hong kong. we will broadcast it to 500 million people. they will read my humpty dumpty x harry plotter fan fiction. they will see the light.

>>24639801
Sorry, the headlines will be "The mentally disturbed traditionalist TERF writings of the canvas suicidee." The egg + Rowling will be directly connected with TERFs and the whiteness of its shell with white supremacists. It's over for you.

>>24639719
>>24639679
you're still young dude, 25 is nothing
I lost my virginity at the age of 25, you'll be fine

>>24639812
thank you for me laugh. i'm shelving my chainsaw till tomorrow.

Just heard a famous celebrity say, "the A all B all." I'm done.

>>24639795
>How about getting in front of a great white canvas, then exploding your whole body so it all splatters on it?
Surprisingly an interesting idea.

How would you describe or what term would you use for a man who is something like the opposite of life affirming or self confident? I know someone who always wants lessons or a coach instead of trying a new thing on their own. I'm not sure if it's a fear of failing, a need for a cheerleader, or a learned helplessness and pessimism in one's ability. This person is intelligent in their field but seems to view themselves as too specialized to do anything else, like a priest class that is content being subpar in other areas because they are so distinguished in their profession. Someone who finds comfort in going along with the consensus, likes taking action in a safe and measured way, prefers authority and institution over autonomy and originality. Any insight into the character of this type of person?

>>24640006
Nihilist

I saw someone who looked like you on social media and it made me feel sick.

People say you should leave bitches on read. I say you should leave bitches on unseen.

>>24640006
Platitudenous.

>>24640082
Second. Never leave anyone on read.

>>24640063
You don't know what I look like.

Do you think views on drugs and opportunity and redemption in the US have changed enough to where it's worth going to university even if I have two felonies for drug possession?

The depressed boulevards of south florida have been walked over by many a poet maudit untold stories for the most part the gas station intersections by the beach all night by the glow of the milky way.

>>24639745
Go ahead and eat your hard-boiled eggs with a generous dollop of Ketchup then, my friend.

Gonna nap covered in sweat and hope I don't wake up with a skin infection
Reading historical fiction makes me sure I would have died of everything

It's fucking bizarre how people will come on this board, see threads on religion or philosophy full of effortful posting and close reading of primary texts, and complain about it. Like they expect a board called "literature" to really only revolve around literary fiction and postmodernist shit. People with fucking PhDs in philosophy come on this board, or used to, and debate about this stuff, and you're complaining? Pearls before fucking swine.
Equally bizarre are the people who get all up in arms about the "literary lifestyle" yet never actually fucking WRITE or READ anything. Bla bla bla I fuck bitches at the club and chain smoke cigarettes and bring old books to the cafe to aura farm with while staring wistfully out the window without actually reading them, bla bla bla the REAL soul of /lit/ is to be a destitute young person in New York City having sex with chicks in a cramped apartment and developing emotional problems due to an unhealthy fixation on one's overbearing mother, bla bla bla. NONE of this has anything to do with fucking reading or writing whatsoever, it's image-obsessed narcissistic nonsense, it's the fucking 20- or 30-something white guy equivalent of "dark academia" thots posting themselves wearing dark overcoats on Instagram. These people will show up on this board and call people incels for writing about something other than fucking bitches and living in New York City, I swear. They'll complain about all the philosophy and religion posts because they don't give a shit and so expect the entire rest of the fucking world to not give a shit either. Fuck 'em.

>>24640202
Those threads on religion and philosophy are just shouting matches between people who have no interest in engaging intellectually, and I guarantee very few people with PhDs actually post here.

>>24640202
ok philocel

>>24640205
PhDs arent as high a bar as you think, and with enougj rigor, a regularish autist can have more or less equal domain knowledge. The problem? Dumbasses with no decorum or formal logical training getting lingustically clapped into indefensible positions, then having a crisis when they cant articulate.

Cousin-in-law (cousin's wife) invited me and my parents and some other family over for dinner tomorrow. Cool, her and I had a nice chat at the last family function were we at together. But then why did she ask my mother for my number and texting me directly, insisting I go, jokingly saying I can't refuse? Unless... hmm. Not that I would do "that," if you get my drift.

>>24640319
You and the Anon who wants to fuck his cousin should link up.

I sent a pic to my neighbor but got no response yet. She's 16 btw if that matters.

>>24640338
what type photograf thoughbeit

>>24640338
You should imkpregnate her and then raise children with her.

>>24640338
dickpic?

>>24640340
A pic of the flowers her parents sent to my mom.

>>24640319
Your cousin is a cuck and he has chosen you to fuck her wife, everything stays within family and your bond becomes stronger

>>24640346
heh heh you dirty dog ..

>>24640338
Are you the same anon who was asking for a birthday gift?

>>24640355
That was her sister. My neighbor has 3 daughters.

>>24640325
>>24640352
I responded with a bad joke and she replied with, 'haha' oh god, it's really her intent, isn't it? this was all a ploy to see me again. What do I do when she starts rubbing her feet against me under the table? I don't think I'll be strong enough to resist.

>>24640338
>>24640344
>>24640345
>>24640353
>>24640352
I fucking hate you all.

>>24640362
You have my blessing to marry and impregnate her, as long as you treat her well.

>>24640364
I fucking love you so much bro .. thank you for everything ..

>>24640364
uh oh the cousin wife found the thread

Was the Sloth named after the Sin, or the Sin after the Sloth ?

>>24640404
Sloth was named after the sin.

>>24640115
That’s probably for the best. But what I *do* know is that I wish you would stop being an obnoxious pedantic asshole and shut the fuck up for once in your stupid fucking life.

>>24640411
That's not very nice.

Random questions of the day:

How do people get easily drunk at bars when drinks cost 9 dollars each?

How did gooning replace the word fapping?

If Herman Melville was resurrected in the 21st century would he be my friend?

wish it was the 60s wish we could be happy

>>24640414
Fuck you.

>>24640423
*spits on you* I’ll beat thee, but I would infect my hands.

Let's have a pray

>>24640428
Are you actually using RP asterisks like some cringe fucking neckbeard sliding into a woman’s DMs? How does it feel to be the most embarrassing human being to have ever existed?

>>24640434
It feels good to be king.

>>24640438
King of your mom’s basement.

Look, I'm not taking any positions but just witnessed this exchange: comments on a news article about the US dealing with Mexican cartels, and the parent comment is something about invading Mexico would be disastrous, the reply notes how it's an especially bad idea because there are so many first, second, and third generation Mexicans living in the US -- implying some kind of political fallout, split loyalties, and maybe even insurrection -- and then the comment under that says that'll be used as an excuse for unjust and immoral internment camps and martial law and whatnot, but isn't the second comment and its implicaton kinda demonstrating the very need of those measures? You can't say, "bad idea invading a country where so many of their former people now live in your country because they might get violent" but then say "oh they'll use it to further discriminate and oppress Mexicans" BECAUSE YOU'VE ALREADY ADMITTED IT WAS SOMETHING THAT COULD HAPPEN AND CHEERED IT ON!!!

sorry

Anyone else seeing this and getting my point? "haha see how fast those Mexican-Americans make you regret those decisions" and "wtf you can't just do that to Mexican-Americans" are incompatible! you're admitting they'd be a national security threat! AHHHH

That said, any talk of invading Canada or Mexico is ridiculous, but this just rubbed me the wrong way

>>24640476
that's a good point... buuuuut consider the following.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzvfY0d7kGg&list=RDjzvfY0d7kGg&start_radio=1

>>24640476
>>24640486
It's like that one meme pic: "dude black people aren't violent, racist" followed by "bet you'd be too scared to say that in front of a black person because of what they'd do!"

I've started an Effortposting revolution. You're either posting with me, or you're fucking banned blocked saged and hidden.

New: >>24640555