>>513191073
>May 1st, 1985
>Local homosexual shoves bottle into his anus and accidentally breaks it
>Protests ensure, politicians step down, there's civil unrest
>Albanians are blamed
>Country collapses
>November 1st, 2024
>Train station canopy built out of chinesium collapses and kills 16 people
>Protests ensure, politicians step down, there's civil unrest
>Albanians are blamed
>...