Let me tell you something, there is an alternative to impressing women if you can't ever have social skills. It will be a lot harder, but if you absolutely can never get your social game up I will tell you the alternative now:

Be a man of example, virtue, understanding, and endurance.

Yes you read that right. You will be better than a guy who is all talk and no show as you will be all show and no talk. And bingo, girls like you.