>>3834186
>Hey thanks for putting me in this worldly vessel, that was really cool of you.
>Yeah sure, I can use my godly powers to give you infinite bling, food, whores, and slaves. You deserve it.
>Nah you don't have to do anything really. Just occasionally indiscriminately smite people for shits and giggles to put the fear of God, uh, me in them.
>Oh, I'm just going to sit at the top of a really big pyramid and watch people draw funny shapes in the ground all day. It's really quite therapeutic.
>Use my mastery over all of humanity to like, do something other than build ziggurats and crop circles? Oh, you humans are so funny!
Balzaar really was a bro-tier eldritch being.