who’s Hungry?
Aight, LEMMETELLUSUMTBIN
when it comes to makin’ a fresh sandwich and keepin’ it lean, we ain’t talkin’ no triple-decker mayo massacre with a side of regret.
fuck nah man
we buildin’ this like a stealth mission.
Step 1: Start with whole grain bricks
not that cotton candy white nonsense, somethin’ with seeds, somethin’ with heart.
Step 2: Hit it with a spread, but keep it gully, i fucks with avocado, mustard, or hummus if you real artsy fartsy type like my dude Shia…No mayo floods.
Step 3: Stack up lean proteins, and meats, i likes grilled chicken, turkey, maybe some thin-sliced roast beef if you feelin’ aggressive but still health conscious.
Step 4: Load that thing with greens like you robbin’ a garden naw i mean, spinach, arugula, romaine, whatever don’t scream “sad iceberg.”
Step 5: Slice up some fresh tomatoes, cucumbers, red onion if you want a lil’ bite, and maybe a pickle if you live dangerous.
Step 6: Salt, pepper, a lil’ vinegar drizzlejust enoug to make it feel like a deli miracle.
Boom.
Fresh.
Lean
Mean.
like a gym membership with flavor.