Thread 212461346

Welcome to the inaugural Big G General. Feel free to discuss all things Big B.

Nap takers and global freezers unwelcome

Freeze nap global

>>212461346 (OP)
>ITT: Real1’s

>>212461346 (OP)
if you feeling sleepy - take your lighter and burn your forehead, no naps after that

>>212461346 (OP)
>Best job in the world
>Bugs love him
>Physical guy

Bros, let's be real, we could learn alot from JB and the Burn Local movement

Wow this might be the most authentic thread I've ever been a part of. OP kept it gully 100

Tell me about your baby, /tv/.

Shot caller anon, is that you branching out into something even worse?

So we're out there shootin' this scene, and all of a sudden there's this guy napping during moneymaking time. We've done it 20 times, I know all these guys by name. Now there's this guy like napping. That shit's for the birds. Who's this fucking clown? And he fuckin' wakes up, I'm like "this dude is gonna fucking hit me". So I just like - pow, pow - and I hit him with this right hand like right in the eye, and he fell down bleeding profusely from his eye. And he comes over to me and he gives me a fucking hug and he goes, "Yo dawg, you a real one man."

>>212461346 (OP)
is KKK a part of Burn Local movement?

>>212461625
No Im OP and I specialise in Bernthal threads. I have never made a thread about anything other than Big B and the Burn Local movement.

>>212461652
Shooting? Nah Big B ain't much of a shooter but he's a lockdown defender fr fr

I have a homey down St Louis way, bit rough around the edges but a cool cat nonetheless. Did a 5 stretch for manslaughter in 03 but it was self defense.

Anyway he used to hoop with JB before he blew up as an actor, the stories he could tell about that crew....my god. Anyway he said Jon wasn't much of a shooter but if he was guardin' you.... yall better watch out. They say he could rebound the basketball like a prime Bill Russell, and if there was anyone you'd want to get a clutch stop in the final seconds, Jon was your man. Even though his jumper needed work, he used to dunk the ball with ease. There's a story about a pick up game that some local gangsters started with JBs crew. A lot of money was put down on it. One of the leaders of the local set pulled a piece at halfcourt cos they thought Jon was a ringer. Things got heated and Jon had to calm things down with his down-to-earth street-wise charm. They got back to playing and JB managed to get the game winning steal after posting a triple double in overtime. They all cracked some 40s afterwards, and it seemed like all was gonna be cool when one of those gangsters made a transphobic comment within earshot of Jon........ i don't want to go into details cos I aint no snitch but let's just say those hoods' playing days are over.

BBG? Is this like BBC?

>>212461671
You seem like a Real One. Mind if we chop it up sometime? Much love, stay safe.

>>212461728
What exactly are these moves called?

lemme check u sumpn

this is 100% the same anon that made those daddy nike brian wilson threads on /mu/, i see you motherfucker

>>212461728
was big b burning local back then too?

what does burn local mean?

>>212462875
means being a real one, not a fake one. no freezing global

>>212461346 (OP)
>revive hitler
>freeze global
>take a nap
today was a good day

But we already have a /Bb!

Don't global burn inside

>>212462392
Lacol nrub

>>212462955
watch out for big b

>>212462875
where is the copy pasta answer to this?

>>212463055
he's been frozen in carbonite
globally

>>212463060
you dorks if you even bothered to listen to the show instead of just talking shit like total clowns Jon explained what Burn Local means instead of just talking shit you just keep it real because what Burn Local means you’re a real one because you are local (aka burn local) if you even bothered to listen to the show instead of just talking shit like total clowns Burn Local means you just keep forgetting your past no matter what happens real because you’re a real one because staying true to your real ones aka your homies and other locals (aka burn local) you are real not because you try to be real but you’re a real one from day one and you keep it local (aka burn local) by staying true to your real ones aka your homies and other locals in the same town you came up just talking shit like total clowns Jon explained what Burn Local means by staying true to your real ones aka your homies and other locals (aka burn local) in never forgetting your past no matter what happens

Gully status?

who’s Hungry?
Aight, LEMMETELLUSUMTBIN
when it comes to makin’ a fresh sandwich and keepin’ it lean, we ain’t talkin’ no triple-decker mayo massacre with a side of regret.
fuck nah man
we buildin’ this like a stealth mission.

Step 1: Start with whole grain bricks
not that cotton candy white nonsense, somethin’ with seeds, somethin’ with heart.
Step 2: Hit it with a spread, but keep it gully, i fucks with avocado, mustard, or hummus if you real artsy fartsy type like my dude Shia…No mayo floods.
Step 3: Stack up lean proteins, and meats, i likes grilled chicken, turkey, maybe some thin-sliced roast beef if you feelin’ aggressive but still health conscious.
Step 4: Load that thing with greens like you robbin’ a garden naw i mean, spinach, arugula, romaine, whatever don’t scream “sad iceberg.”
Step 5: Slice up some fresh tomatoes, cucumbers, red onion if you want a lil’ bite, and maybe a pickle if you live dangerous.
Step 6: Salt, pepper, a lil’ vinegar drizzlejust enoug to make it feel like a deli miracle.

Boom.
Fresh.
Lean
Mean.
like a gym membership with flavor.

Shane, have you been raising Rick to Burn Local?
You KNOW I wanted to bring that boy up Freezing Internationally.

>>212463364
Ricks lucky Shane didn’t cut his funky ass dick off and shove it up his bitch ass, and that’s real
i seent Shane push this gringos shit in like he was looking for yesterdays lunch

Thank you for this

>>212463154
Should I forget or not? I didn’t get it

Hustle
Loyalty
Respect

>>212461565
>Bugs love him

yo wtf who the hell is this guy???

just woke up from a nap, what did I miss?

>>212463154
lol son you’re talking some shit. “Burn local” means you should be buying cheeba from local dealers supporting the local scene as opposed to big bags of cartel weed which fuels violence

Going to hit up the pound tomorrow to get a pit bull of my own.

>>212461728
Jon Bernthal Dennis Rodman biopic when?

I still have no idea what burn local means

>>212466118
you dorks if you even bothered to listen to the show instead of just talking shit like total clowns Jon explained what Burn Local means instead of just talking shit you just keep it real because what Burn Local means you’re a real one because you are local (aka burn local) if you even bothered to listen to the show instead of just talking shit like total clowns Burn Local means you just keep forgetting your past no matter what happens real because you’re a real one because staying true to your real ones aka your homies and other locals (aka burn local) you are real not because you try to be real but you’re a real one from day one and you keep it local (aka burn local) by staying true to your real ones aka your homies and other locals in the same town you came up just talking shit like total clowns Jon explained what Burn Local means by staying true to your real ones aka your homies and other locals (aka burn local) in never forgetting your past no matter what happens

The meme's funny but I'm too dumb to write like that and make it good :(

>>212466491
start lacing your boots and putting in work

>>212463364
Kek

>>212466491
Rise
Above
Hate

>>212461346 (OP)
I hate the Joe Rogan phenotype so much its unreal

>>212466666
>OH N-

NO NO NO NO NO WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT

i know freezing global is out of the question but what if you room temp at an intermediate location