>made some lentils today
>undercooked them
>didnt have enough time to cook them through
>ate them
>hour later my farts smelled like literal death
>even the small toots unleashed a massive wave of stink

>>83064532
I played it for the first time this year. Pretty good game.

>that nigga who's too shy to use his mic so he uses text chat instead

please tell me you not that nigga bruh

Why do girlies always have stomach problems?

I took out a girl skydiving for her birthday. Guess what she got me? a belt that didn't even fit me. Never again.

How do I get over needing female attention?

I came to this country when I was 7, and never bothered to learn english. Now in my late 20s I desperately want a white college legal teen girlfriend but my english is so bad I doubt it's even possible.