>Go and leave Japan to meet my internet buddy in the UK
>Look around at the lack of whites, feel like I landed in the middle-east instead. Feel nauseus, sick, distressed and desperately try to call the 24-hour hotline for overseas travelers
>"Gomen'nasai, anata wa Furansu ni imasen, watashitachi wa anata o tasukeru koto ga dekimasen"

Owari da...