Anon... I need to be serious with you for a moment.
We've been friends for a long time so I feel like you'll understand me.... I..... I'm trans....
I've felt this way for a long time and I hope that you'll accept me for who I am and we can continue to be friends like we've been the whole time.

I was a friendless loser before it was cool. God damn normies stop copying me.

WWE in-ring wrestling is so fucking boring it's unreal.