Thread 18111382

Sami Edition

>>18111382 (OP)
>this long to make a new when I fucking announce I won't make a new

>>18111382 (OP)
TERRORIST

>>18111382 (OP)
muad dib lookin ass

are signs illegal in saudi

>>18111382 (OP)
ALAKALAKALAKALAAAAA!!!!!

Karrion better win, he needs it. Sami can afford to eat a loss.

I hope Kross win this one

Sami is a Muslim?
Whoa!

Sami Zayn is a smelly muslim

are fat joshipedos STILL seething?

Sami out there pretending that he’s fighting Bibi Netanyahu

karrion just botched and almost broke sami's neck, he's getting the triple levesque boot before survivor series

>>18111399
There were some last night on SD.

>There are anons here who don't like Kross
Insane

Why does Sami have "Jihad" on the back of his pants?

Zamy has a :3 face on his ass

FUCK NIGGERS AND FUCK JAMAL KHASHIGGYDIGGY

it's nice for these kids to see a guy that looks like them succeed

Blue Thunderbomb should be a finisher

>>18111414
Ridge holland has a job still.

Kross needs to be released and literally nothing else

Scarlett looks like a hotter Ariana grande

I hate how many wrestlers nowadays throw forearms instead of a good worked punch

>>18111414
No, that's the Saito Suplex

Kross' Saitos have always been beautiful.

tarot bros I pulled the upright 3 of pentacles what does this mean for my immediate future

>>18111416
He hasn’t done anything. If he wins this match they can start something tho

Scarlett is not only showing cleavage through the mesh top but is constantly bending forward to show it even more. She's getting beheaded after the show.

>>18111416
Vince was 100% right about Karen KWAB

krossbros....
i just pulled this

>>18111416
liked him ever since LU
I still think Killer Kross is a way better name than Karrion, too

>>18111409
Did Auska lose? I mean sure it makes sense she's old as fuck, but against Cargill?

>>18111418
means to struggle against hardship in Islam

Holy fuck this match is terrible

>>18111420
gets funnier every time

>>18111424
We all know his contract isn't getting renewed though

>>18111424
Yeah but, he only injures blacks.

>>18111444
>those digits
>that card
Anon... goodbye...

Seriously, was the singalong 5 mins longer for Cody/RKO than the match. Literally dozed off waiting for Rhodes to get to the ring (sinus meds helped with that) and woke up to Cody holding the crown. Looked at the time and I'd been asleep about 10 mins. Just another glorified house show for fat rich Arab kids and blood covered dicks? Saudis must fuck their wives & Summer Rae on their periods.
Did anyone else's speakers just explode or just mine?

>>18111426
He's been excellent this fight

Decent match

this shit wack

>krossjacket
kek I didnt even know this guy had moves

>>18111444
Its over bros. Pull one for the shenanignas in which punk/cena will end

>>18111424
Ridge the Fridge is based, ends the careers of niggers, and cums deeply inside Greek girls before passing them off to his lil bros.

>>18111447
I know that, but WHY does he have that on his pants?

monster poo for sami

>sami unconscious
>ref: lemme check one more time

>>18111444
Based Kross is the reaper

The selective enforcement of the three drop rule works me into a seethe.

>>18111428
I kinda see it actually

That sleeper was sick

I’d love to see Buddy vs Sami

this match is better than cody/randy

Let's go Karry

Now that's retarded, why she raised his arm 3 times when most of the time refs just do it once?

"Karrion Kross" sounds like the name of an early 2000s Christian nu-metal band

>>18111446
no one watches women's wrestling so hard to tell the result

>>18111475
You pop me every time brother pause

>>18111463
>WHY does he have that on his pants?
Where else would he have it?

>>18111446
Not yet. That guy is upset because some guy has long fingernails. Wait and he'll respond to me.

Kross runs very slowly

what are the chances this is kross last wwe match?

>>18111476
better psychology

>>18111456
>Works one decent match
>Worth keeping
Fuck this jobber, hope he pimps his wife out

Poor Karrion aint moving too well

>>18111444
ruagurl?

>>18111479
kek it do be like that tho

lol ok

my brother just walked in and thought this show was a rerun. I told him they are live in saudi arabia. He was like, why?

>>18111444
so kross is losing and then getting released?

what. the. fuck.

krossbros...

>Say it
>FREE PALESTINE!!!

this match unsold me on kross
i see why people call him a shitter now

>>18111466
It’s always been three checks

>the anti-semitic scum won in the muslim land

wow

kross bros……….

its over.

fookin' e'll that helluva kick

Lost to a helluva kick out of nowhere. Kwab Kross

......

Does Kross still do an F5/F10 as his finisher?

How would Sami vs. Cody given that they both get beaten up in 99% of their matches?

B U R I E D

damn so Haitch was right all along

between this and jey and roman sami just loves to get slapped corner kek

Kross does all that damage and Zayne does one gay kick and it's over what a horrid ending.

Palestine wins! It’s another shoah

Kross jobbing ONCE AGAIN

Based
Fuck Karen KWAB

>>18111462
reverse justice

This is well on its way to being the worst PPV this year

>>18111486
he's afraid to blow out his lnees

Fuck you Sami

>>18111479
carryin' a cross to someone's lawn and then lighting it on fire

zayn sucks so bad lmao

Release kross

>codywinslol!!!
>rheawinslol!!!!!!
>samiwinslol!!!!!!!!!
great card

Shit match
Kross is done

>>18111484
Why would he wear that at all? Doesn't he know it will get him heat with corporate? If Punk had to apologize for the "blood money covered dick" comment I think Sami owes the American audience an apologize for wearing such an evil message right as Israel is under attack from all sides.

>>18111517
lmao worked

>>18111521
Do me

Good luck with your future endeavors, Kross

>>18111375
Picked up a deck at a back alley store I got told about by a friend
>>18111438
You're gonna make it if you work hard and work with others

>>18111512
Yeah, Kross is definitely leaving WWE.

did you cut your nails today, /pw/?

all that just to keep zayn hovering in no mas land

>>18111482
Thanks bro but I’m desperate.

KWABbion Kross

>>18111521
OH FUCK BROS

well kross, wish you well on your future endeavors.

>Kross took like 10 back bumps
Kek

>ten mins take it home
Saudis have shorter attn spans than Americans

Killer Kross in da impact zone

what was the point of that then

And people thought things would change once Vince left.

I hate the way Sami's matches are structured now. It's always Sami getting beaten and brutalized until he suddenly Hulks up and gets an underdog babyface comeback and beats his opponent with one Helluva Kick.

What a shit finisher, never understood why people like this faggot

I thought that sami was originally banned on the first show for being muslim but now he's allowed go?

Sami Zayn's theme is what kids hear in their head when they get mozzarella sticks

>>18111550
lmao

Well, enjoy the rest of the PLE anons. I'm out.

>>18111382 (OP)
Wow Sami is so fucking boring. Wtf is wrong with WWE

>>18111538
He's a triple fumble guy. He will get slotted into a trainer position in the PC.

>>18111522
Orton vs Cody sucked
Rhea vs Raquel was okay
Karrion Kross is dime repellent

We got 3 more matches to salvage it

>>18111502
on paper maybe but they haven't been doing it recently

Sami winning made the obese smelly smarks seethe KEK

>Unemployed Kross fans malding at his impending release
tragedy ain't it?

>>18111528
allegedly his contract ends this year and he hasn't been offered a renovation

>>18111543
I cut them once a week so if I ever point to anything at work my work wife (soon to be) will see I am well groomed.

>>18111522
Sure thing, bro.

match of the morning so far

>>18111416
AoP ruined him

>>18111543
yea. i bite them though

If even Sami can't get a good match out of you, you're cooked

>>18111552
better than matches that are too dragged out and take 30 minutes when they shouldn't take more than 10-15

>>18111502
they havnt done that in well over a year

>>18111533
Muslims can get away with saying Jihad because it doesn’t “technically” mean terrorism (even though it’s obviously linked to terrorism)

Sami Zayn is amazing

WWE in-ring wrestling is so fucking boring it's unreal.

>>18111558
he beat Gunther like this, really irks me to this day

>>18111504
It's only just beginning, trust the plan

>>18111571
Nobody cares about Sami

>>18111554
hometown win for sami against a guy who won't lose anything for losing (because he has no value to begin with)

This is how it felt when buddy got a kick out at one from Adam Cole.

>>18111567
>Kross
>Interesting

>>18111543
I cut my toenails. I end up chewing on my fingernails because I have social anxiety disorder and that is my coping mechanism+a shoot meth habit.

>>18111563
>Sami Zayn's theme is what kids hear in their head when they get mozzarella sticks

BASADO

>>18111585
shut up kike

>>18111502
Uso and gunther lost both to a 2nd count

>>18111580
Don't do it man. It's pussy repellent
my ex-gf taught me to not do it anymore, thankfully

Is Survivor Series going to be outside? How do you put a dome on that stadium?

This but with Kross

I really don't get this WWE under Hunter
>we won't put you in matches, we won't keep the fans happy but just show up for a ten second camera spot

What the fuck is the point of PPVs under him? They'd be better off being half the length they are

>all babyface wins so far
is this common in Saudi shows where they all get worked into a shoot over bad guys winning?

>>18111521
I like the artstyle, how do I find this deck?

>heel loses
>OMG HE'S SO FUCKING BURIED AND IS GETTING RELEASED ANY DAY NOW!
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEREEEEEE
Never change, marks.

>>18111607
Kross has never had a big match

.

>>18111597
Way better than the shuck and jive ska Canadian Muslim for sure

saudi rumble lel

What a gay society. Men are allowed to walk around with their abs out but women can't walk around with their titties and asses out. I dont like that.

>>18111336
Is this a real thing?

>>18111600
can you read mine, please?

>slag making music
Fuck this fake woman hating country
Where are the real woman hating countries

Kross needs better moves.

>>18111447
Nice taqiyya, you animal.

>>18111585
So saying "Jews have a right to exist" is the most evil thing imaginable and everyone who says it has to apologize to the brown hordes, but some white guy saying "DEATH TO THE JEWS" is a-okay and if you care about it then you deserver to die?

>>18111605
for real? shiiiiit. that makes sense

Do you guys think Sami is winning the Rumble in Saudi next year?

>coconut match

I'm taking a shit for this one bros

>>18111602
>if you don’t support my shitskin religion you’re a kike!1!1!1
Okay, Ahmed

WHEN IS ASUKA

>>18111612
half the length of any wwe ppv is entrances anyway

>>18111619
>rubs his elbow

>>18111615
Normally I agree that people overreact but kross had nothing going at all. A w here could have started a lil push or something. He was doing absolutely nothing

>>18111597
He hard carried that match

>>18111607
Knight almost beat Roman two times. They're in two different leagues.

>>18111613
Cena's winning

hikuleo debuting tonight?

Lol the instrumental Tiffy theme

They're making Jade vs Asuka the cooldown match before the main event?

>>18111533
Why would anyone apologize to us cos Netanyahu is starting wars to keep his fuckin job? Only reason Trump bombed Iran was to appease the Armageddon Rapture Fetish Evangelicals here. Kred are a means to their Left Behind Ends

>>18111619
Mmmm Berto

GANENIIIIII
GANENIIIII
HABIBII SALAMIII PEPPERONIII
oh yeah yeah

>>18111563
popped me

That green building does look pretty fucking impressive

I love Solo but he sucks in the ring

>>18111626
Nothing will ever be as gay as being a simp who whines on the internet about womemes being heckin oppressed.

HIKULEO TONIGHT

>>18111627
nowadays you can bet about anything

This could be good but I know we're getting more coconut fuckery. Hikuleo will interfere.

>>18111637
Depends if the muslims are still trying to genocide the Jewish people
If so, yes
Absolutely with a speech filled with nazism and anti-semitic remarks

GANINIIIIIII
GANINIIIIII

How is Jacob allowed in Saudi Arabia I thought they had a 0 tolerance policy if you have a criminal record

>>18111641
she must've spotted the hottest shota she's ever seen

>>18111438
TITS OR GTFO

>>18111636
Yes, women for some reason pay a lot of attention to a man's hands and nails. If you have them neatly trimmed and not by using your teeth you automatically gain some points in their head.

>>18111634
Wanting jews to die is always okay

my tribal chief

They're in the Capital City sirs...

>>18111650
Yup he got a fly booked there.

Who the fuck is hikuleo

>>18111624
>shuck and jive ska Canadian Muslim
vs
>OoOoOOOOo Devil on yer shoulder chubby spookster
Face it, he's generic just like Sami and cannot draw worth a shit. There's no room for better (and younger) guys than him, so why would they resign this whining fuck?

>>18111600
Sweet,
A Gangrel gimmick.

>>18111649
kek no ONE sees cena as a heel, not anywhere if its Pittsburgh or Riyadh

>>18111658
looks like a gillette razor i use for my balls

TAKING IT ALL

>>18111669
The event is sponsored by literal Saudi royalty. They can do whatever they want.

Solo kills me dude is legitimately hilarious

thinking about elayna black’s ass hole right now.

botafogobros... we got too cocky.....

>>18111634
fuck off IDF kike

>>18111659
Solo is a fountain of reaction images and webms. He should embrace his calling as a manager.

>>18111582
Time for your Ritalin, kid

KING

>>18111672
I assume because they don't want nasty fingers in their snatches.

>>18111641
After Fatu/Solo

>>18111416
He gives me ryback vibes

>>18111656
KHAMEINIII
KHAMEINIIII

>>18111679
another "samoan" that the rock got a job for

>>18111688
imagine paying for these matches, I want a refund

TAROT CARD OF SOLO VS JACOB IS 8 OF PENTACLES
The better in-ring worker goes over

>>18111647
So he fucking should, he was done a big favor

>>18111697
Most likely, yes

>>18111669
The Nose pulled some strings.

I really like Solo

>>18111679
>>18111702
Isnt he Haku's son or nephew?

>>18111587
You don't believe that

>>18111670
Pointless!

>>18111665
Based, anything that makes jews seethe, I support.

>>18111593
Ah yes, Sami's "hometown"

>>18111655
Bertoniggas never beating the gay allegations

>buried by based nigtuber
KWAB

>>18111541
>work with others

You ain't mah bluh dawg you ain't mah family dawg

Solo is based

>>18111690
Has she showed a tasteful amount of butthole yet?

People that go on cruises deserve the rope

I'M DRINKING THE COOM
JERKING THE COCK
READY TO SHIT ON THE FLOOR
I'M DRINKING THE COOM

>>18111626
islamic culture promotes men sexually abusing women who show too much skin, its the woman's fault she got raped in there

>>18111614
fournier
idk what lenguages they sell it in, i bought it from a gypsy
>>18111628
6 of clubs

I like it. Sami and Kross did their best.
but their best still felt like dragging a dead weight.

Felt bad for him desu. But he's a good soldier tonight. Mission accomplished!

>>18111717
probably idk they are all related because their island has a population of a few hundred or something

>>18111715
>The Nose
Such a terrible gimmick.

Solo has the most dimes theme for a shitter in recent memory

>>18111724
God damn what a shoot of a thumbnail

WWE 2K26 should play like Tekken

>>18111724
Lmao

>>18111722
still closer than Calgary and Montreal

IM LITERALLY TAKING IT ALL

>>18111615
id agree, but kross has had 25 minutes of tv time in like 20 months

TAKIN IT ALL
>recently became a solo fan

>>18111690
tasteful amount

AYO
PEEDUB
LEZZ KEEP IT ONE HUNNY
YALL BETTER GET IN
WHERE YA FIT IN
YADDDDAAAMEAN?

I LOVE
YOU
SOLO

Muslims are fucking retarded

remember Solo for a year was a silent badass now he's a fucking goof

He's doing the Tazz towel head gimmick!

FAATUUUUUU

>>18111739
wasnt one of haku's kids at NJPW recently or a few years ago

>cody wore red
>won
sry bros it's not like it is

(we the ones!)

Jacob's entrance is so kino

>>18111715
The Nose?

>Solo Sikoa
>HAS NEVER HELD A SINGLES TITLE ON THE MAIN ROSTER
He's buried, send him back

Anyone watching this shit butt naked?

>>18111759
dimeless to DIMES

I’d love to see Buddy vs Fatu.
>>18111759
Solo as a goof is kino fuck you kys

YOU BETTER GET UP
WHERE YA STAY UP
CAUSE IM ALL GAS NIGGA
NO FUCKING BREAKS NIGGA
YADADADADADADADAD MEAN???? FATUUUUU

WWE is so fucking boring.

>>18111708
>tarot cards
Youre literally a tranny lol wtf

Feel so bad for solo does he stand a chance?

DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMES

Stage setup is total Noojpilled

Tama Tonga will return, slithering into the ring like a desert lizard.

If Solo loses just send him to NXT to rebuild for awhile, a man can only take being jannettied so hard for so long

Solo wins btw

>>18111777
second tonight so far

>a fat guy names "fatu"
what is this vince era booking?

FAAAAATUUUUUU

>70 day title reign
>2 matches
Triple Paul has got to go

The tape on Fatu's fingers tells you how far he goes when he milks his prostate.

Karrion will definitively be in MLW by the end of the year having matches with Corbin and KWABjak

>>18111784
tama tonga is mr.iguana confirmed

Fatu is over with me

>>18111779
only if 3 new coconuts run in for him

Saudi shows are a disgrace, its pathetic catering for these retards

im predicting solo wins because the tongans return

>>18111794
This is Dwayne's doing unironically

>>18111798
Jacob is the only coconut I like.

>292lbs
LMAOOOOOO

>>18111769
Is winter here. I'm under wolfs and polar bears blankets

Jacob is getting fat again. Those genes will always win out.

>>18111724
Jimmy and Jey do the wigger shit worse than Jacob. At least Jake served time. Usos got about 40 DUIs and just sat at home for a while, losing their 'Mandy wants to fuck you' program

>>18111777
>>18111789
holy ravaged prostates

>>18111796
he can form faction there KWABs, lol

>>18111708
HAMAN SAMA

>>18111794
Haitch books midcard titles like they're world titles, when they should be defended nearly every week on tv

>>18111810
I like tama and tonga loa

>>18111769
Anyone else jerking it to Solo?

>>18111769
Yeah. I wanted easy access during the women's street fight.

>>18111782
>70 days
>2nd title defense
Bad enough to begin with let alone with a belt that is traditionally used to actually have some title matches on TV while the main champion is on vacation for 2 months.

solo has zero charisma
fatu can sell shirts
solo loses

Solo too funny

>coconut drama
at least Jacob is Based

>>18111814
sudaca or australian?

these niggas fat

>>18111815
How does Roman not do the job to obesity?

>>18111839
FULLSIGMUND

>>18111839
Question: What makes you say that amigo?

I LOVE YOU REA SOTO

>>18111825
Tama's chittering hyena thing is over with me but not his work.

Was it Loa that was the absolute shitter in NJPW? I honestly can't remember any more.

Also Hikuleo is, was, and will always be dogshit despite being the only coconut to get a clue and gain height.

>>18111839
I like Solo more, Fatu obviously is reigned in because he can't be as unhinged as he'd like to on a kids show

YADADAMEAN

>>18111849
Only half a cocout

>SHUT YO ASS UP
based fatu

>>18111815
BASED
We need a new Rikishi

>>18111849
Roman was fat for quite a while, actually

>>18111839
Nah Solo is Dimes
Jacob is definitely winning tho

>>18111839
Solo is only charisma. Dude is dishwater in the ring, but give him a mic and let him go off script and he is genuinely funny af. Make him a midcard comedy act and you have money. Anywhere else and he kinda sucks.

>>18111849
He's not full blooded

>>18111736
>6 of clubs
nice, thanks bro

>>18111845
I got sucked into buying a grape farm in Argentina. I make wine and I lose obscene amounts of money because I expected everything to work like in a civilized country and not to have the local law enforcement show up on my lands once a month demanding "taxes" or they will kill me. I tried to raise cattle, but the local police kept killing my cattle and throwing them in their trucks, probably to give to their families.

South America is corrupt and evil. There is a reason they are incapable of progressing.

>>18111935
>stuck in Argentina
just save enough for a ticket and leave brother

>>18111849
He literally has cancer. Before that he spent most of a decade wearing a vet to hide his jelly rolls.

Is fatu more respected in this country because his beard is better than solo's pubeface

>>18111879
you might be right, i don't know. but the crime boss character just seems like a watered down roman. but yeah, he has to work with what they give him.

>>18111935
>but at least Argentina's leader sucks Israeli cock!

>>18111935
>South America is corrupt and evil. There is a reason they are incapable of progressing.
Can wait for the new USA as they take over.

>>18111969
Solo in NXT was unstoppable monster kinda vibe. When he got to the main roster they tried that and it never really hit. Every time Solo goes off script and just riffs it is some of the funniest shit I have heard and usually sets up a pretty good angle. They just need to slot him into an Otis spot and let him have fun in the midcard. The audience would like it more, the advertisers would like it more, and honestly Solo would probably enjoy that more considering how much fun he looks like he is having when he is just fucking around and not playing shit seriously.

ANOTHER SAMOAN

>It's another fucking island monkey
BORING

ANOTHER ONE

how many of these ostrovo ciganis are there

im sorry, how many of these fuckers are there
each new one waters down the others

>YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS? THAT'S CHIMI CHANGA!!!
yeah im thinking wrestling kino is back

why don't they want bloodline or judgement day to end?

NEW
>>18112148
>>18112148
>>18112148

>>18112128
Judgement day is ending soon, Liv is getting cucked by Dominik and Raquel so she's gonna comeback and they're probably gonna do another Liv Morgan revenge tour angle, bloodline won't end because this retarded company has had a creepy obsession with samoans since the moment it was created, certain people backstage don't want it to end probably

>>18111784
>literally theres 20 samoans
>Tama tonga is the only one that didnt return yet
fuck me