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>Go to open up a P.O. Box at the post office this morning
>"We don't handle that, it's [other post office] that does this"
>The other post office is reputed for being retarded
>have to wait until Monday morning to go because unlike every other post office in the country, they aren't open on Saturday mornings
Rip to whoever will be my Santa I guess. Your gift is never arriving in my mail.