>>41064187
"mullet martian"

For me it's "christmas tree head". If those are actually lights then he's officially the coolest alien ever.

>>41064294
Brings a whole new meaning to "getting probed"

>>511387127
Yes. Yes you can, (but not right now).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2t7z_44nGio

>>511388609
>>511388983
>>511389095
A fellow man of refinement like myself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-E13Z8IamyU

>>40704046
I accept all galactic races, except "pinkies".
Seriously, fuck all pinkies in their multiple excretion holes.
I'm also allergic to cats so no Lyrans in my house. Nothing personal fuzz faces. Go lick your balls with your rough tongue somewhere else.

>>508924679
Who had "space Nazis" on their bingo card for 2025?
(Who has "space jews" on their bingo card?)

>>508925023
>Israel just broke the ceasefire
-Israel shoots more missiles at Iran
-Israel yells, "Halp us Amerikan Golem! Bomb ebul Iran some moar!"

>>508925679
/x/ only cares about the unbearable lightness of sexless existence, and how to make a sexy tulpa from masurbation loosh.