Hi guys it's me the alien I'm just here to shoot off India and africa off of you guys and we're gonna install a headquarter building in Israel since you guys are being such dicks over there
>>511387996 I know you are man. And I actually commend you for admitting such a lowly feeling such as jealousy. Most people, especially on here, are too proud to admit when they're jealous. Kraut is still a humble bragging loser tho
>>511387083 (OP) >For some reason it says US Navy on the side of the spaceship and the alien lasers are somehow missing all of Israel and also the carnage reminded me of California that one time but we don't talk about that! Oh the humanity!
>>511388354 Lol maybe, I guess to me the tone of the post read overly casual while trying to shoehorn in a blog post, a perfect recipe for a humble brag