>>520220875
Xer here. We don't text, we call. I refuse to have a whole "conversation" via messaging, you dumb bitch.

>>215152803
>kill cow
>cook meat
>eat meat
>no problems
vs
>bang monkey
>HIV crosses over to humans
>100 million die of AIDS over the next 40 years

>>712810553
Sounds like an improvement, honestly. Although I wish we could back to the days where news updates were given in RSS feeds instead of fucking Twitter