Thread 712808940

DONKEY KONG DIRECT FUCK YEAH BABY

>>712808940 (OP)
So...no Summer direct?

>>712808940 (OP)
2 more days before Raresnoys have another meltdown over Bananza. I'm looking forward to it.

>>712808940 (OP)
Man, I'm getting paranoid about this fucking app.

>>712809092
The local schizo will have to split his time making doomposting threads between Zelda, Mario Kart, DK and whatever negative thing he can find on twitter about the Switch 2 itself.

I love Donkey Kong so much, I cannot wait for this game!

>>712808940 (OP)
why has no site picked up that news
do I really have to install that shitty app to know these things

>>712809183
Nintendo really fucking hate gaming journalists.

>>712809178
Rarefaggots suffer from severe Nintendo Derangement Syndrome.

>>712809183
Why open shitty gayming "news" sites when most for them are owned by or heavily invested in by Ziff Davis? Just install the app and get news direct from Nintendo, don't give clicks to those fuckers.
>why
They literally just announced it. I got a push notification.

>>712808940 (OP)
Last chance to guess: are the Kremlings in?

>>712809181
Hot.

>>712809364
I'd settle for a cameo at this point.

>>712809087
They still have a bunch of undated games

>>712808940 (OP)
>No june general direct
lol. This shit better be a 10/10 game.

>>712809364
only in fossil form, RIP

>>712809178
>doomposting threads between Zelda, Mario Kart, DK
It's the Cubesnoys. They never stopped seething over the Switch being successful while GameCube was a complete failure. Eric himself is one of them.

Honestly I need this. I want to know what I'm actually getting here.

>>712809364
I hope not

>>712809183
Because the news app is the newest in a long string of attacks Nintendo has made against the gaming industry's press. They've been anti journalists ever since they abandoned E3 for Nintendo Directs. If you support journalism you'll boycott their products.

>>712808940 (OP)
EEK EEK OOK OOK

>>712808940 (OP)
>People are hype for commercials
Fuck you guys...
You are why we can't have nice things.

>>712809490
"Journalism"
>>712809551
Eat shit and die

>>712809551
Shut the fuck up, Eric.

>>712809181
If you "love donkey kong" then you should NOT be excited for this game!

they finally reveal Loline?

>>712809551
Hi snoy.

IT'S HAPPENING

DK butt...

>>712808940 (OP)
why should I give a fuck about Wokey Kong? This ain't it Nintendo

>>712809551
Still mindbroken over the Switch 2 selling 3.5 million in 4 days, Eric?

>>712809613
I love Donkey Kong and I'm very excited for this game. I replayed DK94 recently and had a blast. My first ever video game was Donkey Kong Country on the SNES.

>Direct it announced
>It's just Donkey Kong
Going to invent a time machine and fucking end RARE so DK goes the way of F-Zero and Star Fox.

>>712809660
this and tomba are the only games I can think of that relies on a held object to jump in mid-air

>>712809092
>>712809178
Annnnd here's the cubesnoy rarefaggot in question. >>712809693

>>712809613
Seething cubie.

>>712808940 (OP)
>Games made by one guy look better than this turd made by a multi billion dollar company
Grim.

>>712809574
Yes journalism.

>>712809846
>>712809772
GCN had no DKC games, retarded tendie.

>>712808940 (OP)
DONKEY KONG BROS RISE UP

the direct isn't out yet people are already seething

>>712808940 (OP)
What app is it? I can’t read ching chong

>>712809092
So you already know it will look like shit but you still blindly defend it, typical mentally ill tendie cultist

>>712808940 (OP)
>oh wow, I can dig through a Odyssey world that looks like shit
Looks like it could run w/o issues on Shitch 1

Umm excuse me? How can they not have a general direct when this and mario kart are the only new games to play? What's the big holiday title?

>>712809853
that image is so tryhard

>>712809183
Nintendo hates western journos and want them to die in a fire

>>712809914
Gamecube had 4 DK games

On one hand there’s fuck all to play kn the switch. On the other hand DK looks like a gigantic s oy faggot now that I don’t want to support. I’m gonna have to wait to buy a used copy.

>>712809490
I support Big N now even harder than I thought previously possible.

>>712810091
anon the switch had to wait for like 5 weeks until a general direct came out

>>712810019
Cubesnoys seethe even when Nintendo directly panders to them (TTYD remake and GameCube ports) so it's hardly surprising.

>>712809914
Cubies suddenly worship any pre-Switch Nintendo media because its success mindbroke you so hard.

>>712809329
Because those sites are aggregates for multiple devs and companies???

>>712810093
not at all

>>712810091
Who cares? They literally dropped an entirely new game announcement on the app last week. Directs are probably going to be a lot less common now.

>>712809490
I'll support Nintendo until I die.

>>712810123
None of which were DKC branding. Just crappy spinoffs.

>>712810149
There's not gonna be one next month since Pokémon has one

>>712808940 (OP)
Whelp, there' goes the E3, I like DK but seriously announce some fucking games Nintendo.

He will be back

>>712809183
Between the app and not even sending out review consoles it's apparent Nintendo is going full scorched Earth regarding game journalists this gen.

I guess all the Switch piracy articles was the final straw.

>>712810241
Pokémon Presents often happen one or two weeks after Directs.

>>712810215
what announcement was that

>>712810241
pokemon presents drift on its own after changing its name

>>712810191
I get emails from the devs I care about ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>712810201
anon you're supposed to make the right one look like a chad

>>712810307
Splatoon Raiders

>>712810154
Cubies is new, I have not lurked enough recently. Why the emphasis on the Gamecube? Oh, cause Nin Todd Lers is spam filtered.

>>712808940 (OP)
no King K. Rool, no buy

>>712810224
They were Donkey Kong and they featuredhis Konkey Dong. Cry about it.
>>712810218
I'll support them even after death.
>>712810273
E3 is dead
>>712810307
Splatoon Raiders

>>712808940 (OP)
YEA! Generic open world Nintendo game! YIPPIE!

>>712810370
soulless:soul

>>712810401
Cubies aren't Nintendo fans. They're contrarian snoys.

>>712808940 (OP)
I need to see Loline on DK's back during gameplay. If I see that, I will boughted this

>>712808940 (OP)
>no june direct

They really have fuck all for the rest of the year, don't they?
The worst possible option for a Hyrule Warriors sequel and a Metroid prime game delayed for 6 years and yet still doesn't have a release date is all they have for the rest of the year, and one of those two isn't even a Switch 2 exclusive

>>712810450
again, you're supposed to make the right one look soul

>>712810395
oh yeah
well I never played Splatoon so idc

>>712810401
>Why the emphasis on the Gamecube?
Because it's the only console that got Cubivore

>>712810307
Splatoon Raiders, a spinoff for the Switch 2. They're really getting annoying with how they're using the news app for everything instead of just using press releases or game shows like every other normal company.

>>712810452
I'm getting too old, shit isn't making sense anymore.

>>712810038
It's that Nintendo Today app they dropped in April.

>>712810516
anon, they literally revealed a game without a direct
>>712810545
it's still a new game

>>712810401
Last games with Yamauchi name on it.

>>712810553
They said at the reveal that they will upload all news and developments to the Splatoon account on X. They said right in the presentation

>>712809490
>Because the news app is the newest in a long string of attacks Nintendo has made against the gaming industry's press. They've been anti journalists ever since they abandoned E3 for Nintendo Directs. If you support journalism you'll boycott their products.
Or they do not want to deal with Twitter's bullshit. That's also a thing

>>712810525
kys zoomerscum

>>712810553
>they're using a single app for every announcement they release rather than spreading them out where information could end up being diluted
that's like the opposite of annoying
also it's not like they're abandoning them, it just means today gets the news hours early

>>712810063
Retarded snoy.

>>712810516
Tendies are slop eaters. They’ll play nothing for the rest of the year and ask for seconds.

>>712810560
Tendies are also mentally ill.

>>712810560
Mental illnesses are getting too advanced

>>712810647
hi underage

>>712810516
>They really have fuck all for the rest of the year, don't they?
There's a first party game for every month.
>June
Mario Kart World
>July
Konkey Dong: Rape-nanza
>August
Drag x Drive
>September
Metroid Prime 4
>October
Pokeymanz
>November
Kirby Air Riders
>December
Zelda Musou

And somewhere within that timeframe, Kirby Lost World DLC, Mario party DLC, and possibly Splatoon Raiders (or maybe that's January).

It's HER time

>>712810715
>snoy
rent free

>>712810795
mini pauline cunny

>>712810762
Zelda isn't confirmed for 2025, just winter

A general Direct can still happen. We are the point where Nintendo had two Directs back to back for 2 weeks.

>>712810762
So they got nothing.
Drought.

>>712810687
if your marketing is supposedly 'diluted' by reaching a wider audience to sell a nintendo game, fire your entire marketing staff because they are lying to you and have spent the last few years selling a stupid app to you in order to cut their workload by half but take a higher salary because they are now mobile developers AND marketing.

>>712810740
You said DKC DK has no soul, so who is the underaged faggot here?

>>712810762
>Drag x Drive
how desperate must one be to list that shit as a game even

>>712810827
I'm making assumptions based on what's announced. Only a few of those have confirmed dates but most of them say 2025
>>712810838
There will have to be one because of third parties.

>>712810891
anon pay attention to what I said
they still put them on other sites, it's just today's earlier for a few hours
>pay
what the fuck is this

>>712810762
With tendies like you carrying their water, shits more grim than I thought.
>tendies list dynasty warriors game as something to loo forward to

>>712810907
>old means soul
like I said, underage

>>712810762
>July
Everyone who tried it said it's repetitive and shallow
>August
Gimmick game you'll play for maybe 30 mins tops
>September
Also on Switch 1
>October
See above
November
>Another racing game and not many player the first one
>December
C'mon now

Say it with me: No games

>>712811031
DKC DK is the definition of soul, I know that cause it was my first game I've ever played when it came out on SNES. I'm probably twice your age so sit this one out kiddo

>no direct until August
>which means they're going to continue to hold patches for games like Xenoblade Chronicles X hostage even though they're ready to be released
I fucking loathe this shit.
I understood them holding complete games hostage to not cannabalize sales, but them holding these updates back is so beyond retarded

>>712811084
Learn to >

>>712811168
>outright admits his first game is an SNES
>proceeds to talk like one too
lmao oh timmy, should have at least said a NES

>>712811084
Pokemon Legends Z might as well not be on switch 1 when it runs at a silky smooth 15fps on it

I love presumptuous people here are with releases

>>712811190
Why are you getting mad over something you made up in your head?

I own a Switch 2 and I think it's sad that there's no 3D Mario for christmas

>>712811313
The Xenoblade X patch has been referenced in the files since the game came out in March
It's being held back the same way the Splatoon 3 patch was held back til a week post launch.

>>712811190
Seems like they are just releasing updates to games when they are done as they had no reason to approach Splatoon 3 the way that they did if this were not the case.

>>712811094
What the fuck were Nintendo thinking?

>>712811240
No i'm not THAT old, Super Nintendo was my first console. You're probably 17 or some shit, so you can't talk about any of this stuff, stick to wokey kong and have fun running around in an empty soulless open world smashing shit and yeah we saw the multiple gameplay sessions on tree house, shit looks god fucking awful, there are indie games on steam that look better than this

>>712811443
Kek'd

>>712811384
Doesn't mean it was finished

I've been biding my time playing Mayro Kraut, but I've really been waiting for DK and Metroid.

>>712811443
Imagine fucking the shit out of Eric before slitting his throat open.

>>712811190
I’ll be honest with you. Tendies deserve the co tempt Nintendo has for them.

>>712811190
>I understood them holding complete games hostage to not cannabalize sales
I don't, because I don't autistically think like a shareholder.

This new wave of Switch2snoys really is the cancer killing /v/

>>712811190
>Xenoblade X patch

Is there anything actually substantial in it?

>>712809087
Likely after this game has released. Late July would make sense, so they can give wiggle room for marketing their August game.

>>712811384
"Project Dread" was referenced in Metroid prime 3, doesn't mean Metroid dread was held onto till it came out on the switch a decade later

>>712808940 (OP)
my most anticipated game

>>712811739
>Switch2snoys
>Gamecubesnoys can't come up with their own insult so they resort to "NO U"

>no general direct
>Literally nothing to play until this, what will inevitably to a 30-50 hour game
>Still no word on broken Switch 1 games and if we're getting more performance updates

>>712810438
E3 has been dead for a long while, but Nintendo at least had a digital event, I want to see DK direct but I didn't want it to replace Nintendo's digital event, this sucks ass.

>>712811859
This shit seems automated, like taking trending shit people here hate and then just linking it to Nintendo.
Try harder next time faggot, yeah we all know you faggots are marketers trying to astroturf this place.

>raresnoy
>cubesnoy
are nuntendo fans okay

>>712810224
they were all dogshit, gamecube tranny

>>712810553
I'm going to enjoy this after skipping Splatoon 3 but they really aren't trying with the graphics, I thought the skin, clothes and squid hair would look notciably better moving to Switch 2, Mario Kart saw a big bump, this one is tiny.

>>712811859
Good morning, sir

>>712812043
i always called them gamecube trannies. they were mindraped by sony the most and became trannies because of that

>>712811859
indians hate nintendo you dumb faggot. they are pro sony

>>712811971
There is no way so-ykey kong won’t be a 6 hour $70 tech demo.

>>712810201
I'm glas that DK isn't toothless anymore.

>>712810201
>rainbow exhaust
goddamned chemicals in the water, making Kremlins gay

>>712812043
If you don't like being called a snoy, stop acting like one

>"nutendo fans"
Case in point.

>Direct announced
>Schizos have a meltie
every time.

>>712811190
PREASE UNDASTAN WE NEEDED TO USE MONOLITHSOFT TO PUMP OUT MORE MARIOSLOP INSTEAD OF MAKING THE SWITCH 2 WORTH USING AT LAUNCH

>>712809364
No Kremlings, no K.Rool, no other Kongs, get BTFO Raretards

>>712808940 (OP)
Where’s the Metroid Prime 4 release date?

Is this Nintendo app exclusive or is this going to be available for everyone? Also why this game?

>>712810201
Left looks like DK can have a voice. Kind of like they do in Pixar, Dreamworks and Illumination movie projects. DK on the left looks like a monkey they threw a tie on who should be making the kind of gorilla sounds or whatever like he does in Mario Kart 64 and old school Mario Party.

>>712812043
They're right though. When the Switch came out, its success mindbroke snoys so hard they flocked to fanboying Gamecube and contrarian Gamecube fans became snoys. They do the same thing with OoT and TTYD.

No actual Nintendo fan unironically believes a failed 2001 console is more significant than the Switch. It's pure snoy contrarianism.

>>712811743
1080p/60fps mode.
It's running at 720p dynamic 30fps on portable

>>712811493
>no no no you can't be older than me, it's impossible!
lmao fucking zoomer, shame you weren't aborted

>>712808940 (OP)
Fuck Donkey Kong wheres the actual Direct?

>>712812483
>Is this Nintendo app exclusive or is this going to be available for everyone? Also why this game?
what's up with the misinformation about Nintendo Today
it literally is just a news source that releases the news earlier than usual. Like did people forget about the Splatoon 3 update/Raiders announcement?

>>712812043
Thats just the 4chan equivalent of ohio skibidi
Thats the fanum tax we pay to not adapt their lingo - we make our own

>>712808940 (OP)
>Still no chance of a Prime 4 release date

>>712812424
Late 2025.

>>712812380
Sir, second Switch 2 games just dropped

>>712812606
kys disgusting gamecube tranny

>>712812606
There are no more general directs. Shadow drop announcements on their app is the new model.

Things that snoys have been forced to pretend to like in order to falseflag and concern troll in Nintendo threads:
The old Donkey Kong games.
Ocarina of Time.
Satoru Iwata.
Reggie Fils Aime.
Mario Kart 8.

Looking forward to them suddenly always having been big Super Smash Bros. Ultimate and Metroid Prime 3 fans.

>>712812757
Wait for the big Summer Direct.
It will come.

>>712809087
that nintendo direct app thing is a bad idea

>>712812885
you're not supposed to say that Yazan

>>712810827
>Zelda isn't confirmed for 2025, just winter
They confirmed it to be Winter 2025.

>>712812578
You're not older than me, not even close. You sound like the classic tiktok brained loud mouthed zoomer trash that deserves to get knocked out cold

>>712813031
You aint gonna do shit, bitch

>>712812885
The "Theyre coming back to the old design and everyone who dislikes it is a newfag!" Is the biggest tell of dishonest faggotry.
I dunno if its actually snoys or its just a big mindgame to incriminate several parties but you need to actually be blind to think nuDK genuinely looks anywhere near Miyamoto's design. Fuck, if it was ACTUAL miyamoto design i doubt there would even be any controversy.

>>712812513
>>712812885
This.

I blame Melee for attracting waves of contrarian snoys that seethe at Nintendo and every new Nintendo release that isn't Melee. It marked the beginning of gamecubesnoys.

>>712812653
What is it with tendies using the word misinformation each time someone shits on Nintendo for their anti-customer policies.

>>712812553
that's disappointing

>>712812885
OOT is better than bore of the wild and tears of the $70 dlc.

>>712812885
>The old Donkey Kong games.
>Ocarina of Time.
>Satoru Iwata.
>Reggie Fils Aime.
>Mario Kart 8.

Funny how all of those are also outdated garbage compared to their Switch counterparts. Contrarianism is a weird disease.

>>712813128
>*Lies*
>Hey, why are you lying?
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEE HECKIN' TENDIES

>>712813173
Shut the fuck up snoy.

>>712810201
I like both for different reasons tbqh
CATCHA: NXH8R

>>712813031
>you're not older than me, that's why I will run my mouth with gen z slang
keep it up!

>>712813091
lol lil bro is already shaking, first acting all tough and shit and when it comes to facing the real world little pussy ass bitch folds like the typical keyboard warrior zoomer garbage he is

>>712812553
So it's not an actual Switch 2 patch, just something they tried to pull of in Switch before giving up. It would be at least 1440p60 on Switch 2.

>>712813128
how the hell is revealing news on their free app anti consumer? The news immediately gets reposted on dozens of other sites. What a silly thing to be upset about? you lot are really grasping at straws.

meanwhile the actual gamers here will he enjoying the kino known as DK Bananza, exclusively for Nintendo Switch 2!

>>712813128
ahh yes my favorite anti-consumerist practice, using your own service to provide news of your own products ahead of time before sending it out for general news delivery

>>712813107
The new design is a blend of old design and the Rare design.
The controversy is, like every Switch 2 controversy, artificial and astroturfed by algorithm surfers.

>>712813173
>"modern OoTfags are snoys"
>"NO THEY'RE NOT SHUT UP"
>*proceeds to immediately prove OoTfags are snoys*

>>712808940 (OP)
Nah, I don't bother watching single-game Directs.

>>712808940 (OP)
No summer Direct. Nintendo has fucking nothing lmao

>>712813380
They are releasing like 12 games this year. How many has Sony and MS released?

>>712813287
It’s not 60fps and you’re right it’s not even a Switch 2 patch beyond random compatibility fix. When we get the Switch 2 patch, you’ll know. It doesnt change performance for base Switch. Any increase in performance XBX got was from the brute force power of Switch 2. It just runs at a locked 30 now without the frame dips present on Switch 1, much like most of the Switch 1 games running on Switch 2.

>>712813451
when you remove the slop, it's basically nothing.

>>712813474
>wow, it runs at stable 30 frames now
>le power of le shitch deux

>>712812943
>>712809087
Nintendo said they are tired of Direct. It's not unique anymore now that everyone and their mothers do it.

Basically: Yov vill use ze app

I will say, he is doing double, nay, quadruple duty since the Switch 2's release

Reminder, Eric will also call anyone who likes OoT an OoTsnoy just as easy as he'll pretend to be an OoT fan when he's seething about BotW/TotK for the 20th time today to deflect and cause infighting. An ACTUAL OoTsnoy is someone who doesn't actually like OoT, but pretends to in order to try and give their criticisms of BotW/TotK more legitimacy.

>>712812084
It's mostly the environment from what I'm seeing

>>712808940 (OP)
So will this actually show new shit or will it be like the MKW Direct where they recapped shit we already knew?

>>712809364
I hope so, but unlikely. We would've seen them by now if they were truly in

>>712813380
I mean are you surprised tendie scum is so braindead they break console sale records with only one game to play. Give them nothing and they will still fill your bags. I hope nintendo continues to milk these losers dry with nothing but broken buggy soulless trash to play, also I hope the, raise the shitch 2 price. GO NINTENDO!

Oh cool -
>The majority of the thread
This was a coordinated thread by some discord shitposters starting shit.

I just want to talk about about DK, is that too much to ask?

>>712812225
He was never toothless. He had retractable teeth.

>>712813752
Yes.

>>712810907
>DKC DK
Thats not DKC DK. DKC DK is only on the snes and n64

>>712813752
or and this might blow your slow peanut brain's mind, more and more people start to wake up from nintendo's nostalgia spell

Gamecube trannies have always hated donkey kong because they considered Rare being bought by Microsoft a betrayal. Even Nintendo magazines at the time were shittin on Rare back then.

>>712813673
To be fair, only contrarians still worship OoT when BoTW exists. OoTsnoy is pretty universal term because all OoTfags know is their hate for Nintendo at this point. They don't actually seem to like anything.

>>712812513
>No actual Nintendo fan unironically believes a failed 2001 console is more significant than the Switch
"Significant" in what? Sales? Why would you give a fuck about that. The only good IP in forever, Splatoon, was on Wii U

>>712813640
The reason direct worked was because it was on youtube, not their own website, and gave them the freedom to do one when they wanted instead of waiting for specific game expos to do announcements which had been the norm before.
Nobody normal is going to download an unadvertised app to watch a 30 minute video of trailers.

>>712813814
DKC DK = Donkey Kong Country Donkey Kong... what fucking else it would stand for you goddamn fucking idiot, of course i'm talking about the fucking SNES games

>>712813325
>>712813247
I’m sorry you guys(let’s be honest you replied twice because you’re fucking seething) liked Nintendo Presents Ubisoft towers.

>>712813847
sure bro

best selling console of all time

>>712813765
He looked better only showing teeth with the mouth closed imo

No June Direct means Nintendo has no new games aside from Kirby Air Riders and Metroid Prime 4. It's time to port one of these two, Nintendo.

>>712808940 (OP)
Time to finally see little Pauline.

>>712813974
>muh sales
all you mentally ill tendie junkies can do is brag about sales, every single nintendo game coming out these days would bomb if it didn't had the nintendo logo on it

>>712813925
Welcome Tour just came out? Or are you going to backpedal about how that doesn't count like snoys always do?

>>712813953
If your talking about the snes games then why did you use images of post rareware DK?
Bananza DK > DKC DK > >>>>>>>>>> The dogshit renders you tried to pose as "DKC DK"

>>712809087
A Direct will happen after Donkey Kong releases.

>>712812143
>Bragging about getting the worst version of RE4

>>712814042
They're totally going to make a successful and innovative series of fucking interactive tutorials

>>712813959
Thank you for providing yourself as the prime example of an OOTsnoy for those unaware ITT.

>>712808940 (OP)
Still not spending more than $60 for one (1) video game.

>>712813951
I'm very aware. Nintendo is retarded though, they want to be different for the sake of being different.

Watch the app fail massively only for them to go back to Directs.

>>712811246
so about the same fps as the previous switch pokemon games?

>>712814118
As long as it makes you seethe, Eric.

>>712814057
I didn't use shit, i'm not even that anon, dumbass

I deleted the app, I just want them to post things to X and Youtube instead of their own special little thing. They're getting arrogant again.

>>712809364
Nope, if Rare Kong is dead so are they

>I deleted the app
We didn't need you anyway, snoy

>>712809087
Doesn't get more summer than a DONKEY KONG BANANZA DIRECT, anon.

Please give me Donkey Kong Bananza DLC for Mario Kart World. Diddy, Dixie, and little Pauline.

>enter thread wanting to discuss expectations for the Direct and the game in general
>schizos having meltdowns left and right instead
If only I could quantify how much I hate every single one of you faggots

>>712814447
ok, will be $19.99 + tip

>>712813847
No, I wanted to speculate this game and what was coming down the pipe, your snoycube faggotry doesn't interest me. You've been forcing this shit for years now.

>>712814490
>I want to consoom product and then wait for next product and get excited for next product

>ctrl+f
>deleted

>>712814393
>retard installed spyware
LMAOOO

>>712814563
>mfw people discuss video games on the video games board

>>712814447
Just what is their obsession with Baby characters? I was actually surprised to not see Baby Pauline in MKW, but if Bananza is reasonably successful I'd bet that they will make her a DLC character.

>>712814536
>unauthorized speculation of Nintendo products
Please download the app for future announcements. Please do not speculate on copyrighted materials as this devalues Nintendo’s brand.

>>712814563
Jesus Christ, he's not even siding with anyone. He just fucking despises (You), AND the faggots that call everything "xxxsnoys" you retarded imbecile.

>>712814746
Imagine thinking the mkw won't be used as cross promotion.
Bananza won't need to be successful for smoline to be added to the game

>>712814134
Not the first time either. In like 2020 Furukawa said he wanted to move away from general Directs. Look how well that went over.

If schizos are shitting and pissing themselves over a mere direct announcement, then you know NintenGOD won.

>>712814734
>don't be critical about Nintendo
>it's just $499 + $80 for wahoo boing boing
>wow, this game is even easier than Odyss
>wait, I just got way better at gayming

>>712813323
the new design is so good
I just know I will be having a BARRAL blast with Donkey Kong Country Bananza

>>712815051
The console is $450 and Bananza is $70 you lunatic.

>>712812143
I will never understand the fascination of the anal vore image.

>>712814490
>>712814823
>go into a Nintendo thread to seethe about Nintendo
>become shocked when people out you as a snoy

I guess Prime 4 will be the focus of the next big Direct then

>>712810619
switch 2 bros....where the FUCK is nintendogs???
no i will not settle for (((little friends)))

>>712815191
>Anyone that doesn't like Nintendo is a snoy!
Rent fucking free

>>712815174
it clearly says $99.99
https://videogamesplus.ca/products/donkey-kong-bananza-nintendo-switch-2-pre-order

>>712815282
You'll get Dillon's Rolling Western 2 with Dillon kowtowing to a strong independent black animal

>>712810201
Can you actually take off the shitty dungarees?
If you can I will actually consider the game not DOA.

>>712815384
Who else shitposts about Nintendo besides snoys and steamsnoys?

>>712815431
From the gameplay they showed I think DK loses the dungarees after the tutorial level in the mine.

>>712813506
>It doesn't count because I don't like those games!
Shut the fuck up.

No direct, just a prolonged ad for the next game?
you retards will defend this

>>712815431
Yeah, there's been footage showing DK without them so I can only assume it's an outfit system similar to Odyssey.

>>712815431
they fall off a few minutes into the game.

>>712815395
>.ca
a fucking LEAF

>>712815517
>It's okay when Sony does a 40-minute ad for Borderlands 4

>>712808940 (OP)
donkey kong sitting on my face and throating my cock at the same time!

>>712815517
No one needs to defend shit. Nintendo has its cargo cult fully ingrained, 4chan's opinion will not shape its future without direct action taken.

>>712815507
>they are releasing 50 AI slop games
>50 AI slop games!!!!

Does a single-player platformer/collectathon need a whole direct?
I saw the initial trailer and got the gist of it. Why would I watch a 1/2 hour presentation spoiling the whole game?

>>712815395
???
https://www.nintendo.com/us/store/products/donkey-kong-bananza-switch-2/

>>712815202
>releasing Metroid Prime 4 on a console where you can’t even play Metroid Prime 2&3
What the fuck were they thinking?

Did you guy forget that last week, some hours after the announcement in in the app, they uploaded Splatoon Raiders reveal to both Twitter and YouTube? They aren't gonna stop using them, the app is just gonna get the news some hours before the others.

>>712815648
It's 15 minutes.

>>712815202
Pokemon is getting one next month probably.

>>712812423
Cranky was in previews anon, and Diddy has a new render so he's likely in as an NPC

>>712815706
Why are you explaining this as if they actually care? They’re here to shitpost, nothing more nothing less.

>>712815395
Two can play at that game
*Disk drive sold separately - $139.99

>>712815662
Cleary says $99
https://www.nintendo.com/en-ca/store/products/donkey-kong-bananza-switch-2/
>plus tip

>>712808940 (OP)
>Timeline if Nintendo was Based
>doesn't shadow drop Splatoon Raiders
>Announce a General Direct this month (duration : 30 minutes)
>Line-up
>MK World Update (new tracks, new outfits, Profile card...)
>Splatoon Raiders (Producer also says that they are actively working on the next opus and it'll be 6 vs 6) + Splatoon 3 update (30 weapons + Switch 2 optimization)
>DK Bananza in dept gameplay and features
>Animal Crossing New Horizon update
>Dragon Quest 9 HD + new online dungeons and vocations coming
>Monolith Soft producer talking with a storyboard about their new game (infos coming out later in August)
>ONE MORE THING
>Police operating in the city at night
>thieves drop something
>Cop takes it, it's a digital card : ASTRAL CHAIN 2
>screen fades out to black
>it comes back
>Cop flips the digital card, Glitched Smash Bros Logo on it
>Direct suddenly ends
>/v/ goes crazy

>>712813380
>Bananza really is the only first-party game they have on Switch 2 for the year that ISN'T a spinoff or a sloppy second from the Switch 1
Jesus christ that's dire. They actually think a strange DK re-reboot is a mainline Mario or Zelda tier release, after treating the IP terribly for the past 11 years (including having no new games during the NS1 era) and announcing this Direct in an app nobody uses.

>>712815841
>Snoy rips you off too
Yes, I know.
Your argument falls flat on its tranny face.

>>712815627
>I'm making things up in my head to make myself angry!
Have you never noticed why no-one takes retards like you seriously in any conversation?

>>712815414
>Dillon's Rolling Western 2
There's been three Dillon games

>>712815503
>>712815542
>>712815520
That's good, that was easily and by far the worst part of the redesign.
I can accept the pixar-ification of his face and expressions as just "make something to appeal to young kids" marketing. I don't like it but it's an understandable redesign so I accept it.
But making him wear clothes would be pushing it.

>>712815842
???

>>712815879
fake as fuck, you didn't suck your wife's boyfriends fat cock after this

>>712815892
>another copy+paste Hyrule Warriors isn't AI slop
tendies on suicide watch
>it's a real game!!!

>>712813640
I can't wait for Nintendo to start making their Directs "Nintendo Today exclusive". That'll be the most hilarious thing to watch happen and see the meltdown online mixed with the cope "it's fine because all you need to do is use your Nintendo account to sign in. If you have a Switch 2, surely you can at least do that right? If you don't have a Switch 2, there's no reason for you to even care about this anyway, so calm down". Or something along those lines.

We could tell Nintendo has been phoning in the Directs for a while now anyway. At this point they can just put out an X post or a Youtube video and that'll be enough.

>>712808940 (OP)
>69.99
i'm good

>>712815679
I'm hoping they drop 2 and 3 on the eShop similar to how they put out Pikmin 1 and 2 before 4 came out.

>>712808940 (OP)
>no normal direct
Ohnonono switch 2 sisters... No games for us?

>>712815967
Read the first part again slowly, it's an ideal hypothetical not a 'leak'

>>712815842
>en-ca
There's your problem

>>712815912
Three? Nintendo needs to advertise THIS more than their faggy paid online that's no betteer than free Wii online

>>712808940 (OP)
this shit is BANANAS

>>712816419
>$99 is not Nintendo's fault
weird that Shitch 1 games are like $30 or $40

>>712815886
>after treating the IP terribly for the past 11 years (including having no new games during the NS1 era)
To be fair, mario kart hasn't had a new game in 11 years unless you count that mobile garbage with fake-multiplayer.
DK just isn't as big an IP either way even if they do it well.
Only mario (3D), zelda, mario kart, smash and pokemon are the big IPs they have that really move systems. Everything else is second rung that people get to pass time between those big 5.

>>712816324
Don't worry, you can take the Copium here >>712815879 and enjoy the other dimension Direct.

>>712815879
>MK World Update (new tracks, new outfits, Profile card...)
Best update would be to able to do a GP style with actual tracks and not just races between tracks...

>15 minute Direct announced
>snoys proceed to seethe themselves into a diarrhea

>>712809551
Of course we are. Why do you think people were excited for E3 back then?

>>712816671
All of those are usually once per system, mario being an exception for splitting itself into completely different genres of games which themselves are again usually once per system.
It's easy to think the nintendo pumps out sequels to games but the only time you really see this quickly is mainline pokemon and they don't develop those, only publish.

>>712815184
>exaggerated impossible gross shock humor that agitated others
>or stupid as fuck and gets a chuckle

>>712816858
Last week wasn't too good for snoys
This week won't be either

Fuck... tendiebros this year isn't looking too good...

>>712808940 (OP)
Will he be revealed?

>funny monkey direct
>absolute ass blasted seething in thread.
For what purpose?

>>712815917
A lot of artists love drawing him with those overalls, probably the same dopes who think giving an established character a new detail gives them personality. Link with that stupid scarf in HW comes to mind.

>>712817894
We can't push "Switch 2 has one game" meme anymore

Get fucked diddy

>>712818107
>m

>>712808940 (OP)
I still dont like dk new design

>>712816671
>Only mario (3D), zelda, mario kart, smash and pokemon are the big IPs they have that really move systems
Splatoon and Animal Crossing are huge

>>712817921
I too hate the faggot Hyrule Warriors Link. His face looks too effeminate, it looks more like a woman. I think Twilight Princess was the last great 3D Link look.
At least the updated Midna models for the game are mega sex.

>>712808940 (OP)
Remember to show surprise when she is revealed.

>>712818107
>Shiddy replaced with cute little girl
Based

>>712817950
But now we can push the "Switch 2? More like Switch 2 games only lmao!"

>>712813323
I would even argue that it looks more like Rare's design.

>>712817594
Probably. I don't think Nintendo is gonna ignore him, he was in the Mario movie after all even if it was just a cameo.

>>712809178
I wonser how many dudes it actually is. How fun would this place be if they a chose tk finally off themselves this summer?

>>712818909
But then HW Age of Imprisonment comes out 2 months later

>>712819150
Shit

>>712809364
>kingdoms designed around animals
>snowy is zebra, jungle forest is ostrich, etc
>implying they wont put a crocodile one
Bro...

>>712810093
Thats the best way to describe it. Was it made by a 14 year old or a 30 chris chan esque troon?

>>712818858
And the worst part was everyone praising the HW designs, even calling them better than the canon designs for the characters. Not that I have an issue with the designs, but these opinions about 'personality' and a change to established designs have been around for a while. I guess with DK's new design, they feel emboldened to trash the Rare design, even better when they do so as Nintendo 'fans'.

>>712810274
He hired the voidco monkeys like bowz did the Broodals. He will have a Boss Hogg esque rich guy alter ego in this game. KEO Krool or somesuch. Gonna be pjrest Kino

>minor direct announcement
>Cubesnoys and snoys instantly have a meltdown

>Ppl getting mad at ad distribution
Gay. I'm curious what they have to show in this direct. I know my golden rule is to never fuck with 70 dollarydoo games but I love platformers and I've haven't been this hyped up for a AAA game since Kirby Forgotten Lands and Elden Ring.

where is my June direct I need it

>>712813640
>Nintendo said they are tired of Direct.
Where/when did they say that?

I'm ready for the loli Pauline fanart to explode after the official reveal. I will support all big nigga + small loli games

>>712819972
This year I think, iirc it was on their report company thing

>>712819984
>I will support all big nigga + small loli games
I love this and I want more. I'm never going to grow tired of it.

>>712819984
I hope we get more female monkey material too.

>>712820483
I still can’t understand why nintendo is so good at furry designs

>>712820483
>literal gold digger
heh

It’s gonna be like the Mario Kart World direct where it shows basically nothing new because there’s basically nothing left to show

>>712820918
An official Loline reveal would be good enough for me

I'm guessing they're not going to reveal the little girl because of spoilers? I could be wrong though

Jcm2
Shino
Pestil
who else do you want to see draw kid pauline?

>>712819984
small enough to carry

>>712819984
I do wonder if they’re going to actually reveal her before release. They do have an official render of her but the way it’s set up in-game makes it seem like it’s meant to be a surprise.

>>712815202
Sylux is the only remaining Waco survivor.

>>712809241
Me too, tbf

>>712809241
>>712821537
Me three to be completely honest.

>>712818107
Whoever drew this does some nice posing.

>>712808940 (OP)
Eh?
It's not Donkey Kong Country 4. It's not Donkey Kong 128 (64x2). There's no recognizable enemies, music or art style. It feels more like Kirby Forgotten Land but with Kong Dong. Not awful, but very much an asset flip taking content from other games. There's no KONG DONG soul in it for me that I can feel. At least Tropical Freeze and Returns had a lot of that Donkey Kong SOUL.

>>712808940 (OP)
I figured Bananza was just going to receive a pre-order trailer, but this is a happy surprise. I need to get a Switch 2.

>>712821714
>There's no recognizable enemies
Maybe I'm just coping. But I still bet there are.
There are Kremling skeletons after all.

>>712820483
Tranny Kong.

>>712821714
>There's no recognizable enemies, music or art style
>an asset flip taking content from other games
What are you on about. These statements contradict each other.
Even then can you show even a single thing that's directly grabbed from another game?

I wonder if there’s going to be a demo

>>712821797
This also BTFO of those idiots that tried to claim that we wouldn't get a June direct. When I knew that it would likely just be a DK Bananza one to give us more to chew on before release in July. Course they will turn around and go
>No no no, we meant a GENERAL direct
Fucking hell they just can't take the L

>>712821393
The render makes it extremely likely they will. And it's not like Nintendo hasn't put out some really spoilery trailers. Remember the last one they put out for 3D World? They showed off Rosalina and everything lmao. The render makes me hopeful loli Pauline is more like a mid-game reveal rather than something that happens near the end

>>712821937
>What are you on about. These statements contradict each other.
They clearly took the Kirby game engine and reworked the assets. Go look at a youtube video, then look at the Kong gameplay.

>Even then can you show even a single thing that's directly grabbed from another game?
A game's engine is its core. You can mold it but you can't make it different. It looks like a kirby game. Kirby, Mario, Xenoblade and Metroid are all Nintendo properties, but all use different game engines. You cannot confuse them even if you tried for hours. Kong is clearly using the Kirby engine, thus it's an asset flip.

>>712821997
Funnily enough, I do believe there will be a July Direct, but it will be a third-party Direct.
>Digimon Time Stranger
>Monster Hunter Wilds
>E33
>much more
>a lot of games announced at Summer Game Fest
All of them didn't get announced for Switch 2, despite the easy money it would be. There will be a Direct in July.

>>712822245
Using the same engine doesn't make something an asset flip.
Nobody in their right mind would push that argument.

>>712822341
Unlikely, they have Pokemon planned then. Very rarely will they do a partner direct in the same month.

>>712808940 (OP)
ERIC IS GONNA GO BANANA

>>712819345
Nah he is either the bull thing from saiyuuki or a mummy or something like the crocoids.

>>712813894
>OoTsnoy is pretty universal term
Your faggot discord =/= everyone.

>>712821997
Lmao and then you drones wonder why we call you cultists. Well, you don’t because that would require you questioning Nintendo to some extent but you get the point.

>>712809087
Who the fuck knows with Nintendo? They announce these things literally 2 days before they happen.

>>712822341
Partner Direct can also mean some Nintendo games. Hyrule Warriors AoI is technically a "partner game".
Stuff like (hypothetically) Astral Chain 2 would count too

>>712821668
>he couldn't recognize monsters inc

>>712810191
Nintendo UK has a RSS feed, but they're slow to update it.
https://www.nintendo.com/en-gb/news.xml

Metroid prime 4 release date...onegai...

What if this game has time travel like OOT which is why Pauline is a child?

>>712822415
There's a Pokémon Direct?
>>712822824
Technically true. My idea for the July Direct is to show off the power of the Switch 2 and the support it will get. Also
>Persona 3R
>Persona 4R
>Metaphor
All to be announced soon.

>>712822661
What does that have to do with anything. I don't even have a Switch 2, I'm not getting this game. I just know how Nintendo operates and insiders trying to say "No, it's not happening" and getting BTFO every single time, because they have no actual source in the company fills me with such joy. You would think you would be happy that Nintendo shills have no idea what Nintendo is doing.

>>712822724
Yeah. Last Direct was few days before Switch 2 Direct.
They could put out a Direct this Thursday and just didn't want to big it down with 15 minutes of Bananza

>>712810553
Sounds like an improvement, honestly. Although I wish we could back to the days where news updates were given in RSS feeds instead of fucking Twitter

>>712823143
Yes, did people forget about that already? It's why there was a bunch of back and forth on if we would get a June direct. Pokemon presents is on July 22.

>>712809087
Not deconfirmed yet, back in 2022 they had a Xenoblade 3 Direct in June:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoHvpS2x8us

Then a week later they had a general Direct, still in June:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKB3WXRWTCM

If we don't hear about a Direct for next week right after the Donkey Kong one then its probably over.

>>712821339
Hoshime

The lack of release dates for 60% of the things they showcased in April is pretty concerning, and I’m worried that this is gonna be a repeat of the dogshit Mario Kart World direct where they just give us all the same info as the treehouse.

I would much rather just get a big story trailer for this game in a regular direct. The only game-focused directs they’ve done that are worth a damn are the Smash and Xenoblade ones, since those games usually have enough complexities and changes that couldn’t be communicated in a normal showcase.

>>712815879
>DK Bananza in dept gameplay and features

>>712819742
You think it's funny that journalists are losing their jobs?

>>712808940 (OP)
Baby games for baby console.

>>712815940
He's linking the Canadian page which uses Canadian fun money that's also coincidentally called "dollars". Its a common trolling attempt that they do for fun. I guess your browser's cookies are redirecting you to the store page in a real country.

june direct bros...

>>712812084
>Mario Kart saw a big bump
No it didn't, it started development as a Switch 1 game.

>>712809087
About what games? There are none.

>>712823880
One (1) more week, then it's over.

>>712808940 (OP)
I don't give a fuck about your souless disney coded design of DK miyamoto
I don't care about your thinly veiled mario odessey 2

>>712823148
You know damn well that by direct people want a general one and not one that focuses on so.y donkey Kong. It’s not the first time you cultists use the absolute literal definition to defend Nintendo. It’s almost exclusively done by you drones

>>712824240
You know it's an ego thing when it also took precedence over revealing a new mainline Mario/Zelda for the Switch 2.

>>712823880
see: >>712823251

>>712823891
The game you have now was never on switch 1. They make a few test builds, they didnt work, so they started over on switch2.

>>712824330
They're the same people who think that Mario spinoffs satisfy the same desires as Mario platformers just because they both have "Mario" in the title.

>>712824330
HAHAHA cry more baby. There is no defense being made. You should have known you weren't getting a general direct, they have nothing to show for the next few months. They will have your precious general direct in Sept. They likely figured that DK and Pokemon will hold people off until then for more games, no reason to have news on things that won't release until October anyway.

>>712809087
>A summer direct
>In winter
>While I'm freezing my ass off at 20C
Americans...

>>712823703
Especially videogame journalists. The sooner they go bankrupt, the better.

>>712810201
I've always disliked Rare DK. And I always thought DK Country was never as good as Super Mario Bros.

>>712824240
Cared enough to reply ;)

>>712822597
>OOTsnoy seethes so hard that it yells at posts people made from 2 hours ago

>>712809241
Same, honestly.

>>712809853
You can smell the seethe

>>712824710
Mario will never have the atmosphere of the country series, nor the music or the visuals
it is quite literally a game made by artists for artists

>>712810093
that is what makes it so funny to me, wokenana, lol

>>712824710
>I've always disliked Rare DK
No you haven't. You just dislike it now because Nintendo told you to.

>>712824710
okay miyamoto-san

I hope K. Rool isn't in it. I don't want them to touch his design.

>>712825089
Funny considering you snoys never praised the Rare design before Nintendo changed it.

How do people get so mad about every single release? It's not like there's anything offensive about the series or that people know enough about this game to dislike.
It's just hating on principle and they stick around to defend their hatred by acting in the most miserable way.

>>712812943
>>712813640
>>712813951
>>712814134
>>712814950
are you guys retarded? you can still watch directs on youtube like usual

>>712810201
>Left: A guy who's actually having fun on an adventure.
>Right: Generic grizzled tough guy action hero.

It's a game about a giant monkey blasting through terrain and beating up rock monsters. Gimmie the left any time, he looks like he's actually having fun.

>>712825208
That's fair. His 2000s redesign was already a downgrade from his Rareware design.

>>712822937
prime
will be woke slop

>>712809087
it's like I've been telling you guys, we'll get a DK bananza direct and then the general one will be in early september

>>712825041
>>712825089
>>712825140
t.

>>712811190
>Anon makes up a scenario in his head and then gets mad about it

Are you ready?

>>712809765
klonoa

>>712813983
They're not going to because they're going to be part of switch online

>>712823726
Donkey Kong Bananza isgoing to be one of the biggest games in the Super Mario franchise.
Please deal with it.

>>712815184
sony loves taking it up the ass

>>712825629
Uoh tomboy loli shorts.

>>712813847
>Nostalgia

Donkey Kong is dead to me, I fucking hate that re-design, he looks retarded now with those facial expressions. Thanks a lot Seth Rogen

>>712825921
Please stop insulting Donkey Kong.
You are bitter about Mini-Pauline.

>>712814490
Yeah, it's kinda crazy how annoying the retards are being about anything Nintendo right now.

It's like when they were convinced if they just shitposted hard enough they could make TotK flop. Seems they're trying with the Switch 2 now. Goddamn people coming into a Direct thread to try convince people to "wake up and stop being fans". Like what're you even doing at that point?

>>712815879
>>doesn't shadow drop Splatoon Raiders
they didn't shadow drop raiders or I'd be playing it right now

>>712815395
>A fucking leaf

>>712823703
Yes???? How is this even a question with how retarded journalists are

>>712815886
Funny, I remember the exact same "It doesn't have any games, Zelda is a WiiU game!" arguments for the Switch 1.

How'd that work out in the end?

>>712821393
the fact nintendo of korea website guys even had a completed render months before release points to them revealing it before release, that's probably gonna be the actual box art for the game

>>712826430
Don't try to reason with Iwatasnoys. He's probably the kind of retard that makes those "NINTENDO DIED WITH IWATA" YouTube comment-tier snoy shitposts.

>>712808940 (OP)
Kiddy game

>>712815879
holy fucking KRINGNO

>>712824370
This level of projection is bordering on being parasocial.

>>712826551
>Iwatasnoys

>>712826551
Lmao every type of Nintendo fan except for the die hard cultists is a snoy now.
I mean I think it’s a false flagging campaign but tendies are mentally ill so I can’t even be 100% certain.

>>712815879
No update for NH would fix the absolute sloppery of it because that would involve chunking the durability and giving villagers more to say and act like they don't need you to make all their decisions. At that point, I would rather be playing the older ACs.

I'm calling it right now.
Nintendo is going to reveal that there are 3D platforming segments where you control Mini-Pauline, and then maybe in a few years, we will get Mini-Pauline spinoff platformer games.

>>712826551
Mini-Pauline is about to break the internet.
Please get ready.

>>712826686
>>712826814
If you don't want to be called a snoy then don't shitpost against Nintendo.

Iwata dickriders were the most aggressively against the Switch 2. Funny how that ended up turning out.

>>712826814
I'm fairly certain it's a false flag at this point

>>712826686
stfu onirisnoy.

>>712826109
>Seems they're trying with the Switch 2 now.
Seems to? If anything, they tried even harder with Switch 2 than TotK, whether it's because Nintendo will have two successful consoles back-to-back or seething that they aren't allowed to have their cake and eat it too.

>>712827035
Wipe the tears from your eyes and actually read the thread before posting >>712826912

>>712826912
We aren't playing the Switch 2 for the Switch 2, we are playing the Switch 2 for the impending Super Mario narratives Shigeru Miyamoto and Yoshiaki Koizumi are preparing for us.

>>712810201
Kong Kultist

No direct to announce all the 140 plus games that skipped the new 36K12000 machine?

I can't wait to free her.

>>712808940 (OP)
Not gonna watch. They've already shown enough and it looks good to me.

>>712826814
>>712827035
In this case, it's definitely a lazy shitposter false flagging, but the pattern of just tacking on a preexisting, unrelated insult due to being braindead and unoriginal seems genuine. It's just the way people are now, they can't come up with anything themselves.

>>712809490
if you're shilling for Nintendo tell your bosses to give you a raise because thats the most convincing pitch I've ever seen on this board

Is the new snoy psy op just to call everyone a snoy?

>>712828352
God imagine if tiny Kong is shown

>>712828698
t. snoy

>>712828698
Who else shitposts against Nintendo besides snoys? What else would you like us to call you?

No hour yet?

>>712826814
NTA but Iwatafags genuinely are snoys. Look at their behavior in any Switch 2 thread.

>>712827868
LET'S FUCKING GO

>>712829003
8 AM Central Time.

>>712829130
It's Bing Bing Wahoo time.

>>712827868
unironically having a big ass monkey help a lil loli out is kino

>>712829130
>scampers on top of DK while he's spinning
Cute. Going on its side and rolling would have also been acceptable.

>>712808940 (OP)
Finally they can reveal Pauline and proper porn can be made!

>>712829730
That will not be acceptable.
Mini-Pauline is sacred.

Shalom everyone.

>>712829130
I just need 0:27-0:29 on loop

>>712829804
Go back to Xitter

>6 a.m. PT
fucking why?????

>>712829937
I don't post on Twitter, Bluesky, or Reddit.

>>712830128
Because real niggas are already up by then

>>712830128
It will probably be later in the morning.
For me it will be at 8 in the morning.

Will you be able to wake up early for Mini-Suzanne?

>>712809087
Probably not. I doubt they want to make any big announcements until after Metroid Prime 4 is out

>>712831169
I am so excited to Bing Bing Wahoo as Suzanne.

>>712812943
>>712813640
I honestly just assumed Today would just be used for very small announcements like some minor gameplay snippets or updates to already released games

>>712829937
Built for DKC

>>712831502
No.
She is pure and sacred.
She must be protected.

>another two months waiting for air riders news
i love furukawa-era nintendo

>>712830128
Its fucking wednesday dont you have to work or something?

>>712829937
Where do cunnyfag artists even post? I thought that's what twitter is for?

>>712809087
There obviously wasn't going to be one. They just had their "big" direct two months ago with the Switch 2 direct and they just launched the console this month. They're skipping June and we'll likely get the usual September direct. I'm just wondering what they're going to do for the holiday game. Are they going to drop it randomly on twitter or wait until the direct to reveal it? They would have put Pokemon in November instead of October if they didn't have one planned, unless they're going to make Prime 4 or Kirby Air Riders the holiday games which I doubt.

>>712831776
>Twitter
they post on atf and I won't spoon-feed you anymore than that

>>712831605
What's wrong with Donkey Kong Country?

>>712832478
Don't play coy with me.

>>712808940 (OP)
Can't wait!

>>712809087
Idk, I feel like there's still a chance since this is only 15 minutes long.

>>712809490
Wtf, I fucking love Nintendo now?

Hahaha imagine a mod where you put Pauline on your cock and fuck her while in an idle stance hahahahahaha wouldn't that be so crazy hahahahaha

How was everyone's Father's Day yesterday?

I really hope this game has a cool vocal theme like Mario Odyssey.

Given that Pauline is involved I wouldn’t doubt it.

>>712832732
We're the freckles really nessisiary?

>>712821349
young enough to marry

>>712833056
I bet Mori Calliope got hired as the next "Charles Martinet" for Mini-Suzanne.

>>712825502
I feel like that'd be way too late in the year. By that point, Prime 4 would only have three months for a potential release, and I have a nagging feeling that if they do a regular Direct then, they'd delay it to next year since there'd be so little of this year left. I guess my current copium now is that since DK is only 15 minutes, they could do a general next week where it doesn't take up any time, like what happened with Mario Wonder. I dunno, I'm getting desperate here, man

>>712813380
>New Mario Kart
>New Donkey Kong
>New Kirby Air Ride
Idk, sounds like a decent line-up for the first six months so far.

>>712826827
They are doing this so that they can release a loli dlc with all the princesses as lolis to make extra money

>>712833315
Oh, and new Metroid Prime of course.

>>712833313
Yeah, that Anon, as well as many other Anons, like to disrespect Mini-Suzanne.

>>712833313
>>712833436
Imagine if at the end of every level Pauline celebrates but flashing her flat board titties and you have to jerk off in less than 30 seconds to get the +10 Banana coins Bonus hahahahaha

>>712822245
Nintendo has always used the same few engines accross all of their games. They've been doing that for forever. Godamn you retards are dumb

>>712833529
>loli encouraged premature ejaculation Skinner box

>>712833245
That’d be fucking hilarious. I don’t think I’d be able to bring myself to be mad.

I’ve only heard small snippets of her music. As a vocalist she’s fine but holy shit she cannot rap to save her life. As long as they gave her good lyrics to work from I think it’d be fine?

>>712809693
Based

>>712833402
No.
They are going to reveal Mario's daughter.
She will get spinoff 2D and 3D platformer titles.
Imagine Shigeru Miyamoto, Yoshiaki Koizumi, and Shuntaro Furukawa deciding to create a new Super Mario character for female gamers who don't feel like playing as Mario.

Lolipedos ruined another game

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712826827
712825629
Please stop shilling this art.

>>712833818
and she will tell Malio that he's a misogynist and evil wh*te male and that wimin are superior
and then Malio will get divolced and suicide himserf

>>712833821
>LoliGODS saved another game
ftfy

>>712833821
Wow this place is spacious, i guess there wasn't much else happening in your head.
Do I really get to stay rent free?

>>712833295
>By that point, Prime 4 would only have three months for a potential release
I don't think that's a problem, it's gotten 2 trailers and a treehouse live segment/switch 2 experience demo, I see them doing a final trailer in an early september direct with a late september release date
>if they do a regular Direct then, they'd delay it to next year since there'd be so little of this year left.
it wouldn't make sense to delay it to next year when the primary purpose would be to advertise games coming out for the rest of this year like prime 4, air riders, age of imprisonment and legends z-a as well as third parties

Give my nigga his coconut gun back. Diddy was the real culprit. The ATF had no right to confiscate it.

>>712833904
you're not the only one that hates it, hopefully it'll stop when the direct happens and shows it's not actually pauline's daughter

Mini-Pauline joining the C-team when?

>>712834478
If that happens, I will concede, and buy a Wii U so I can homebrew it.
I will play with my Wii U while I wait for Nintendo to announce the next 3D Mario.
Then I might buy a Switch 2 later this year.

>>712809364
they're back instead

>>712833821
This is our game now

>>712834898
Why would you want to desecrate Mini-Suzanne?

>>712833821
I think it's just one guy false-flagging as an autist as some weird attempt to ruin discussion, which itself is a pretty autistic thing to do

>>712835267
I don't want to desecrate her. I want to love her and make her happy.

>>712835450
Then you will protect her and return her to her parents.

I've noticed the girl has a rock bracelet that's the same color as the purple rock NPC. I assume that means she got transformed at one point and we have to change her back. Or maybe she has the ability to transform at will, and you have to have her switch back and forth to solve puzzles and bypass obstacles.

>>712835520
Or better yet become her new father and husband.

>>712835585
Bingo.

>>712825313
>never praised the Rare design
Did they shit on it though? What a bizzare argument. Does everyone need to constantly praise a characters default design 24/7 or something? I don't hear you currently praising Mario's design so I guess you hate it and want it to change.

>>712835267
>Mini-Suzanne
STOP SAYING MINI-SUZANNE. Even if it was a new character named Suzanne, then she'd just be regular Suzanne, not Mini-Suzanne.

>>712836081
Then I will call her Suzanne.

>>712832732
I can see it...