>>514170015
>be me
>32yo finance bro
>I’m walking out to the parking garage with one of my Jr. Analysts, talking about some deal, and how I need him to run some variances to ground before the LOI goes out at the end of the week.
>his car has a flat tire (New audi S5)
>he looks at me and says “do you think I could just limp it to a tire place?”
>I say “no, that will destroy the tire, why not put it on the spare and have a shop patch it for less than $20?”
>he looks at me blankly for like 5 seconds and says “do YOU know how to change a tire?”
>yeah
>can you show me?
>I get out the widow maker scissor jack from his trunk, the spare, the iron, and tell him “you have to put the jack under the pinch weld or under the designated jack points”
>show him how to change tire
Next day he says “dude, you saved me like $230 for a new tire, found a shop nearby, they patched it for $15, and put it back on!”
I quake for the next generation of men.
