>>12486585
There's nothing I want more than to fart with someone I love, like I can't even explain how much I want it and sometimes I feel like I'm gonna go crazy if I don't fart with someone. Like think about it, the ass is the most intimate place a person has and you're literally in someone's face while you're farting, like as close as you can. Imagine, sitting on someone's face, as close as you can to then, your anus their face and you just fart for hours on end. Oh my God, I can't even breathe when I think about it, it literally makes my mouth water. I wanna feel the inside of your ass until my brain remembers it better than my own. I wanna taste your farts, no, actually I wanna drink your farts until you're completely dehydrated. I'm not an emotional/traditional fag, I'm a fart fag aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
I literally cannot understand why someone would pick drugs or any other distraction/addiction/fetish over farts. It's literally the best way to show your love to someone.
If I could fart with someone right now, I could die on the spot.