>Hey Janny, if I was gonna rustle your jimmies, I'd tell you to go eat your hotpockets.
>Now this nigger, this nigger was great. They, they used to call him Little Janny Hotpockets. I swear to God! Now he'd make your board look like fuckin' Reddit, excuse my language. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.
>No more racism, anon.
>What?
>I said no more racism. Maybe you didn't hear about it, you've been banned for a long time; they didn't go to 8ch and tell you. 4Channel.org is a safe-for-work site and you can't say offensive things here anymore.
>Relax, will ya? You flipped right out, what's gotten into you? I'm rustlin' your jimmies a little bit, that's all. I'm only shitpostin'.
>Sometimes you don't sound like you're just shitposting, you know? There's a lotta lurkers around...
>Janny, I'm only shitposting. This is a quality thread and I just hopped IPs, and I haven't posted in a long time, and I'm rustling your jimmies, and right away you're getting fuckin' triggered. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.
>I'm sorry too. It's okay. No problem.
>Okay, salud.
>...Now go home and get your fucking rangeban.