>get call from my old man
>somebody near me has some used tires on Offer Up
>could i have a look..."Sure thing Pops"
>told me his name was Jose
>This doesn't feel safe, a deserted industrial park on a saturday
>white guy drives up, clearly not a "Jose"
>i walk up, no tires in the back of his suv either
>thinking i'm about to get a gun pulled on me
>guy speaks 0 english, other than says he's from Ukraine
>he motions for me to go inside of the building
>i'm too old/ugly to be sold into sex slavery
>So i walk right on in.
>Have the thought i'm gonna get clobbered with a crowbar once i pass the threshold.
>I can finally breathe once i see the set of tires in the rafters
>Actually as advertised, maybe 4000mi on them, no plugs/$260
>i have nothing but pleasant experiences w/ Ukrainians around here