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>kill chains like Buffalo Wild Wings and Applebee's

I'd rather eat something that isn't microwaved slop and put money in the pockets of someone who lives in my neighborhood

>Fabric softener

Chemical soup that will make my clothes slightly softer by eating microscopic holes in the fabric. Why on earth would I want that?

>Golf

Boring DESU. I'd rather just go hiking with friends. I don't need an excuse to walk outside.

>lack of manners

You raised us. But for whatever it's worth most of the people I see screaming at some minimum wage cashier are boomer fucks.

>leaving church

Boomers were pretty shitty at catechizing their kids. My parents got us baptized but couldn't even bother giving us the Christmas/Easter experience. I'm Catholic but all 3 of my siblings are atheist today.

>aren't eating cereal

It's kind of a weird food if you think about it. The combination of milk and sugar gives you rancid breath and since it's all sugar and simple carbs you'll have an energy crash before lunch time.