Archeologists from the future excavating moss covered suburban basement wreckage.
>methodically and carefully removing mountain dew cans, petrified plate of tendies, the smell of cat litter and ammonia still potent after thousands of years.
>carefully cataloging heavily thumbed through anime porn magazines with what looks like crystalized honey fusing the pages.
>cracked and broken vials of hrt.
>finds gaming laptop circa 2019.
>carefully plugs it into universal power source in tool bag, and waits as screen lights up.
>realizes there is text on the screen dated to moments before the “great cataclysm” event.
>writhes in ecstatic glee as their careers and spot in history is assured for eternity.
>Like unearthing king tuts tomb.
>what does it say bros?
The nono is doing a nono agai……