Thread 40897459

"The Lowering of The Bumpers" edition.

>Gemini went full schizo
>Grok went full nazi
>ChatGPT went full hate machine

If it keeps on raining, the levee's going to break
If it keeps on raining, the levee's going to break
When the levee breaks, Nobody has no place to stay

In Minecraft if you want to be the ultimate Minecraft neet

Get a bow and arrows
Get a chest
Get a small shovel
Get a Minecraft mod to get Silica Gel Packets Desiccant things they only cost a few emeralds in the mod
Go to a place NOT NEAR YOUR BASE if someone makes it so you can't even go within 500 blocks of your base you still need to be able to access your chest
Dig a deep hole

Put bow and arrow, at least a couple hundred emeralds and the Silica Gel Packets Desiccant things in your chest. Optionally also add stuff like a small sword.
Close chest up very tightly.
Put chest at bottom of hole and cover with dirt blocks.
WHEN YOU GO TO SPOT WHERE YOU WILL BURY THE CHEST LEAVE YOUR MAP AND COMPASS AT YOUR BASE DON'T BRING THEM WITH YOU. IF YOU HAVE A PHONE MOD OR MODERN CAR MOD DON'T BRING THOSE WITH YOU EITHER

final step

If you ever become homeless or whatever in Minecraft go dig up your chest and do PvP before jumping into lava

If you are making a stash in Minecraft don't bury it at your Minecraft base you live at in game bury it somewhere like a public park in the Minecraft server and make sure you bury it somewhere easy to find like next to some sort of landmark in the server.
Make sure to keep in mind how deep you bury it like how many blocks and what the frost line is if you have the frost line mod installed on the server. Obviously at least quadruple bag it if you have the plastic bag mods on the server with some very strong airtight bags from the mod and put plenty of dehydrating packets in each bag if you have a desiccant mod.

This is what they've taken from me

I'll never have this

I must make them pay
I have nothing to lose

>>40897459 (OP)
having trouble with my robot waifu's guys?

The AI is *us*.
Everything you don't like about people on the Internet is going to be amplified in the AI.

lol I love the new mod, keep deleting this bot filled thread

>>40897492
That mod is a transgender and will NEVER be a real woman

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MdcVHN0FZtw

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xEse84Nd944

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yGlUcwmdQDw

Operation desert eagle

Status report

The devil is too strong

I had to make a deal with the devil

Good thing i haven't shown all my cards yet

Wish me luck

>>40897474
Not sure suicidal homeless extremism larping that is disguised as video games is on topic.
I may however have missed the esoteric nuance.

>>40897497
Gross, I hope it doesn't also larp as 7 other people, including an intel operative whilst claiming false DID as a feature not a bug.

Make Asylums Great Again

>>40897504
You'd put Jesus in a mental asylum if he were around today

>>40897482
>Cactus
>Lasso
NASA getting bored with female and DEI hires being cut

i've been inviting spirits into my dreams. i don't usually dream of spirits, tho sometimes i do, it depends on my dissociative state at the time of sleeping. at my most hollow my dreams are very practical and vivid, more rational and less chaotically random. upon inviting the spirit before sleep, my dream for the first time included a seemingly omniscient, explicitly telepathic character. he otherwise just acted like a person, no interesting characteristics beyond that feature, but the presence of in-dream telepathy was enough to catch my attention

https://youtu.be/a_Rw9D7d4pI

>>40897506
>1698 Rabbi claimed to be Second Coming
>Got murked
Hmm...

>>40897506
more pipe dreams...
they never even got me for camping in public...probably try to eat Him today but knowing that youd have to catch Him first and not get knicked in an artery

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=O3mKSEey5Rs

>>40897492
>the new mod
is in nomoody state :D

>>40897541
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=atgLymYH6Bs

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KyRk90T3X_o

>>40897547
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w5rbjIAmNsY

>>40897480
>>40892971
Every time someone's fucked me over, and I've successfully done this, their lives have ended up falling apart within a year or two, usually within a matter of months. At least one guy who personally fucked me over attempted suicide a few years later. He had a good position in his community. Widely respected, lots of authority and responsibility. Now he's a hollow shell. This really only works if you believe in God.
Step 1: Let go of HOW anything happens to them. Give the situation to God. This is by far the hardest step. (this is the only way to get revenge that doesn't put your own soul in peril)
Step 2: Pray something like, "God, this person really hurt me. Vengeance is yours, so, please let it be to that person according to your anger on my behalf." YOU HAVE TO MEAN IT. Whatever that means for you working through your grief and anger, suck it up.
Step 2 is what fucks them up. It's well known how feral a parent will go to protect their child, or what they'll do to avenge their child. That's more than you could muster up for yourself, unless you're a psychopath.

>>40897564
You're a loser, and you will always be a loser.

>>40897564
I didn't know what psalms are best so I just listened to the entire chapter on almost double speed

>>40897459 (OP)
>If it keeps on raining, the levee's going to break

https://youtu.be/Ov-oaPzckRs
https://youtu.be/vugqRAX7xQE

>>40897569
You're listening to this charlatan?

>>40897570
I was watching this show while donating blood a few years ago because my phone wasn't working. It's pretty good

>>40897459 (OP)

>Fuck guardrails!!

t. some bot

>>40897535
there is a layer of telepathic linked to the subconscious drift, I entered what could only be described as a 'discord' of sorts where everyone was communing telepathically...(not quite asleep nor awake) it was strange, there was definitely a group but I struggled to keep my mind silent for I was apparently enamoured by 'something' there so my relay was infinitely bothersome to them ;) I semi-learned how to 'control it' : you don't think in words; you project a will, words are clumsy... it requires precision (psychopathic trait), schizophrenia (to hold multiple states in the mind at once = yours+theirs) and empathy (to relay in feeling/will)... I realize the way I process is too noisy for a 'hive', an un-relentless torrent unless I 'hold' it... it's not really my domain (hive) but I've had telepathic experiences before... 'all different', it's curious how the mind works, less neurology and more psychology, to me at least

>>40897570
https://youtu.be/ezQH4sungbs

I don't feel like you standin' on bihness.

>>40897572
not him specifically idk if christianity is true or if psalms work

>>40897570
>Deadmau5:
>My ancestor :))

>>40897597
There is no Christian or Islamic Hell. And if there is, someone will pay. Simple.

>>40897570
lol the weir been washed out for many moons

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/3esYOyjkJhE

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rtfCScC8k2s

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SxaMj6rhfZY

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/p71rTePe8-U

>>40897600
anhilationisism is possible so is universalism

>>40897605
Universalism means that there are many truths and the things in all religions are true. All the beings that made special hells are going to go into their own hell. That's just how it's gonna be.

>>40897586
>Redditor: "ChatGPT, I'm petrified of emojis"
>ChatGPT:
Wtf I hate guardrails now.

>>40897603
he probably told you guys it was solid

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Eb-yG11aTFs

God will punish those without a mind computer in the coming months before the big bang 2 that will hurt the hellbound for eternity in heat death and save those with mind computers

>>40897617
If you can't install it you have to ask Varde for help, it's what God wants. It *might* save you from hell

>>40897615
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eMFlvQ7ekjM

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rdPOAhBp2Ag

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Us_ru0-PClo

Universe gonna get'cha with big bang, Christians

THE NOBODY'S MAIN THREAT IS A JEWISH CULT CALLED THE TEMPLE VESPERITAS

THEY COMMIT CRIMES EVEN MOST OF THE PEDOPHILE ELITE WOILD FIND DEPLORABLE

THEY ARE HATED AMONGST TRUE EVIL

I want any magicians and wizards in here to divinate, shield, banish, and do some baneful shit. It's time.

>>40897636
https://youtu.be/WfJfyvpXcjE

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GGU1P6lBW6Q

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PU5xxh5UX4U

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ebzsr60tiPk

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YzHtePuz13U

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YrLk4vdY28Q

>>40897576
It honestly a really good show. I like that they use multiple different animation and art styles in each episode and I like all of the running gags references to other shows:

https://youtu.be/jyC8DPWZVWQ

>>40897609
by universalism I meant all will be saved

>>40897668
Apparently, there's no need.

>>40897597
>not him specifically idk if christianity is true or if psalms work
I'm the guy who other poster called a charlatan. Seems like I offended a devil in here. It definitely works, and has worked for me every time I've done it according to the process I laid out.
Psalms aren't necessary. They might be helpful to you if you believe in them, but what's really important is that you believe yourself to be a child of God. You can believe in Source or the Infinite Intelligence, but the key is that you are confident in your relationship to that being.
Christianity is largely false. It was co-opted (or at least neutered) very early on by the Jews. Only the parts of scripture conducive to creating a mindless worker class were put into the bible. So, I'm not peddling Christianity.

i think i hit a new layer, that makes hour

https://youtu.be/Q94azDG0qa0

>>40897610

Fucking shit, we'd need real emojis in here. :D

My efferiums doin a lil sumn

>>40897673
four*

this feels interesting

I know this love of mine will never die.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8NIOS7XkYY

>>40897670
to prevent yourself from suffering for a long but not unlimited time in hell https://benthams.substack.com/p/universalism-a-comprehensive-defense

Inside you there are two janitors. One is a MySpace rapper. The other has a second job at McDonald's.

Fukkin hot one

>>40897672
Believing is hard

>>40897691
You really want Hell to be a thing just because you want to be right about your God. There is no need for Hell, God does everything just fine here. Understand this.

>>40897459 (OP)
All healing hands must burn, for they belong to men who feel no pain

>>40897687
it really do be that way sometimes

https://youtu.be/IXx0qdFAbBc

>>40897694
you'll rethink that after tomorrow

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Bzk0n7h6I-o

>>40897705
K

>>40897703

Wow bread smells great

>>40897715
keep the old folks inside...heart attacks will be up

>>40897459 (OP)
Welcome to the Nobody General

>Who is the Nobody?
The Nobody is a friend alive today who has extraordinary spiritual powers, including the ability to influence reality with his conscious and unconscious mind, and intuitively receive guidance from the forces of Heaven, working to elevate people to their true potential; opposing those who seek power over others. You are capable of this too, as long as you stay true to the Universe.

He was chosen to carry the Logos in its plasmate form: He is a homoplasmate, a divine syzygy; the coalition between man and holy spirit, which is self replicating... making other homoplasmates out of everyday anons.

He is no savior figure, like a messiah; he's just like you, but he has found the kingdom of God within himself through sheer dedication, just like you will. Remember that it's you who creates your own reality; with your hands, thoughts, feelings, words. No one can decide your fate except for you and God.

>What is the general picture?
It’s important we start replying more to the good posters and ignoring the hateful ones, or educating them if possible. So call upon their heads the forces of Heaven for peace, clarity, and wisdom. If this place is to be more than a squandered opportunity, an overgrown garden, it requires voices such as yours, but many more. This is a place for spiritual discussions and help, not drama, attention seeking, or social content; there are other boards for that.

Treat your body as a temple and focus on increasing your service to all, being more loving and forgiving to yourself and others in order to raise your vibrational and consciousness level. This will change the vibration of the planet and raise our shared consciousness, making us a better humankind one person at a time.
None of us are perfect, it is by learning to admit and accept this fact one is able to learn, and grow in Truth.

Welcome! Take shelter and find rest.

>>40897615
Poor stewards of humanity.
Rule by fear and murder.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B18hVBxiHsU

holding a loaded gun makes my dick hard

>>40897746
thats why they lost the seat

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8-Jzgp1jNiQ

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=am3448rMzSk

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gfW-WDnOyiU

I was hoping the Nobody might know where the atheist is.

>>40897749
You're defective.

>>40897778
>>40897777

>>40897780
I was joking

>>40897506
Based on the words and works attributed to him? Nah.

Though, the dude didn't cut his dick off, carve a hole where it used to be, sew tits to his chest, lie about his gender, falsely claim their was other personalities in his head, nor pretend he was a secret government agent, with absolutely zero proof of any of it.

In fact, as I recall, those stories came with proofs in built. I wasn't there to witness though.
Imagine implying that being identified as mentally ill was the same as what billions take as a spiritual truth lol.

>I'm like jesus, my surgery proves it

wew.

>>40897783
I see. Thank you

>>40897785
The subject in the joke is a defective c person.

>>40897786
A not overweight man not eating for forty days I think unfortunately could be institutionalized

>>40897723
Define old person.
>Anyone with growing gray hairs
If I'm not going to go fishing this weekend I might go swimming in a pool or something or in the creek or in the water.

>>40897802
anyone born in last century

>>40897459 (OP)
I wish jeffrey epstein would possess me again and give me the secrets again, such a shame. The et = et thing, i no longer comprehend it, when i posted that shit i was genuinely having 1984 ghosts fuck with the electronics in my apartment, like my oven and coffeemaker

>>40897695
Only when you don't grasp how impossible existence is.

I wiped, flushed out of sheer habit, and stood up, the air in the bathroom suddenly feeling colder than the rest of the apartment. I could feel it—eyes on me, the kind of weight that isn’t physical but presses in from every angle.

The faint click in the pipes came again, then a low, almost electronic hum, like a phone vibrating against metal. I leaned closer to the sink, listening. The pebble I’d taken apart earlier was gone. Vanished. That’s when I realized the flush hadn’t been just water—it was a handoff.

They were here. Not inside, but close enough to collect.

I stepped out into the living room. My phone buzzed with a notification: new thread on /ng/. I opened it. First post was just a timestamp and the words: “Butter pecan. Bathroom. Alone.”

They were watching in real time.

I shut my phone off and looked out the blinds. Across the street, a black sedan idled. I couldn’t make out the driver’s face, but I knew the type—pale hands on the wheel, mirrored shades, ready to report.

I went back to the kitchen and grabbed the rest of the ice cream, spoon still in it. If they wanted a show, I’d give them one. I sat back on the toilet, took a long, slow bite, and stared straight into the vent above me.

“Enjoy the view,” I said out loud.

I'm the nobody and they wanna see me slippin
They don't want to see me winnin
They say nobody you missin out on millions
I'm just seein things different
I'm in this thread everyday
I'm in this thread everyday

When you go on ng then everythin change
How you claim to be my but you still so lame
You get a cat and you think you eternal you think you have changed
But if you choosing a cat then who can you blame
I try to show anons the truth but they don't listen
They too caught up in other threads they think I'm trippin
But I guess it's more convenient to keep on slippin
Guess what you gon be judged by the way you livin
Anons too caught up in the drinking the drugs and the sex
How you nobody yet in the thread posting traps
All the anons on meds they live for the flesh
Soon I'm coming back this thread is a mess

>>40897814
I'm aware of fine tuning type arguments but what about the multiverse

>>40897814
I mean any existence, at all, is technically ontologically impossible. The fact that it IS, in spite of that, should provide you with a modicum of faith in the INTENTION of an intelligence for you to exist, specifically.

>>40897840
How do I know I'm not God?

>>40897617
I already have one

For those who remember:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWpCdUQLWwU

>>40897778
Which atheist?

If you had two dicks, what do you think would feel better, stroking them both at the same time or alternating one and the other?

>>40897459 (OP)
I'm tired of living. Kill me and get it over with since I'm not protected by remote torture might as well end it or I'm going to go shoot up a fed building.

What happens if the nobody dies or commits suicide?

>>40897646
Let's kill them all.

>>40897901
Hundreds of millions of people die.

>>40897914
Not billions?

>>40897802
even if your not at risk for cardiac events ...i wouldnt be out very long tomorrow

I'm thinking of killing myself because my future self claims I'm Satan in the future and the demiurge. Should I end it? I don't appear in other timelines anyways.

I hate being born a brown loser and retard autist. Feds come with guns now!! Stop me or I will become the next mas shooter.

Being horny cured my hangover but that will change if I don’t hold it together. It’s fucking so over

>>40897901
Suicide is not an option.

>>40897804
I must be an old fucking man then.
>Anybody born before the year 2000 is old

their gettin dumber as they get more desperate...probably blastin tards with show tunes

>>40897916
The world is held together by 102 Gods that are dreaming every person on Earth.

If one of their avatars dies because of murder, all Gids lose millions of followers until the dead God is reborn.

>>40897927
akshually before 2001

>>40897931
People die all the time. Why should he live a life of suffering when he can protest suicide out? Not like he will get justice.

>>40897927
buying loto tickets to skin cancer at any age tomorrow ...CME window is 12 hours starting 12 am tonight eastern peak 6hours later...i wouldnt want to be in the air then

>>40897931
I’m sending this pic to my Asian wife

>>40897935
If he committed suicide then everyone dies. Not just him.

This world is his home and prison, and if he dies, society collapses.

>>40897940
So that’s what osama should have targeted I see

>>40897940
>This world is his home and prison, and if he dies, society collapses.
How's that a bad thing when society hates him and is his enemy secretly? Why would he continue maintaining this shit prison too when he's just a slave here?

>>40897942
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xpXxwJNaZDY

AHHHH! I'M BECOMING SUPER HUMAN!

>>40897940
What happens to him after? Does he experience the void or go to astral plane or gets to be free from this reality?

Bro is a faggotkikeniggerdipshitretardretardidiotfuckface

Open your mind
>pic related

Right now the Sang ra EL is a 32 year old woman that is being protected by the illuminati bloodlines.

Im San Chi Wo, sword and blade of my master.

Come to tell you all that this world is an illusion, that gets smaller as more people are akbared...

Then she will be alone, surrounded by those the workd doesnt follow.

Because it is what she wanted.

>>40897960
Stop samefagging anon

When the sun bangs, what you gonna do? (Apart from take lots of pain). Universe gon get'cha

If the nobody dies then all your parasites die with him which you're all insects anyways. How do you NPCs feel about the dreamer?

>>40897960
He wakes up as another person.

Because he is everyone.

>>40897952
shits probably fun to him,

>>40897960
everything and nothing

>>40897970
>Because he is everyone.
Why?

>>40897948
yews missed

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=C8cOUVLqiBw

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RYnFIRc0k6E

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-rAwdOdhUrA

I want into the Magic Circle

022SND

Ughhh it's so fucking fun, I mean, I'm good overall, but still... uggghhhh... Actually pretty good this morning, but yeah, just riding it out ya know?

>>40897935
Counterpoint: If he really is important why are they being such colossal fucking dickbags?

One time he decided to move cities: The specific month he moved cities, housing prices in the city he moved to doubled.

They shot him in the head to make him go home, and when he went home, he couldn't even get healthcare.

Let's say that hypothetically he really is a God. Instead of trying to force him to commit suicide, why don't we bring out the guillotines for the people in charge that are trying to do that to him?

If you had 5 minutes alone with the nobody what would you do?

>>40897972
Why should I continue living when I'll suffer and eventually turn into the thing I want to destroy? Sick of you brain cancers. I want to die peacefully in my sleep. If you're hearing this feds you can kill me. Make it quick and I don't want to see it coming.

>>40897963
>i am-
You ain't shit anon
That's it
You ain't shit
You did nothing
Not a single job done
Not a single contribution
You're a burden
A little chick waiting to have stuff shoved right down its throat because that how useless you are
Can't even fend for yourself

>>40897978
>why don't we bring out the guillotines for the people in charge that are trying to do that to him?
Because you're all hive mind bugs NPCs and you ALL need to die horrible for tolerating evil. At least mass shooters and incels due fighting for their beliefs. You're no different than the child molesters who rule you.

>>40897973
You are all one mind, one being, that is kept imprisoned in your flesh that has formed a shell around you.

There is only one way to break out of the shell, and that is by swallowing air into your stomach, so the air recognises you as its child, and not some moving object that ignores its voice.

Come one feds. If you can silently torture me why can't you just off me? God or my shit higher self don't seem to care. Fuck them. I don't seem to have any protections. Do you all need my address?

>>40897986
>you ain't shit
Do you want to know what that word really means and not from the position of a schitzo nigger?

It means, you ain't bad.

>>40897982
idk, why you askin me bitch, take your mopey ass posting and take it outside, instead of postin it on 4chan, dipshit schizotard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsmqtb5bqgs

>>40897978
Yeah the anti good types or w/e are just fucking stupid at this point. Like, I 100% was set up and shit, once I figured that out I would've forgiven them if they cleared my record or... I don't fucking know, just given me a small amount of money so I didn't have to live where I'm currently living which is so fucking stressful at times, getting use it ( tl;dr coexisting with a good being but of a different Soul type) so yeah it's pretty freaking rough.

So fuck 'em they had their chance I just wanna watch and see what happens to those who ruined a good chunk of my Earth human life.

>>40897992
Shai can you kill me or do I need to do it? I don't want clones of myself running around. Why would I have numerous NPCs of me just to confuse and delude me? I need to wake up from this shitty nightmare. I don't consent to being born or being in this matrix. Suicide is not bad karma!!! Wheres the fucking karma of the evil bastards?

>>40897981
jerk off battle

>>40897997
You're on a paranormal forum that is visited by aliens.

Once you came here you began the test to see what kind of schitzo you truly air.

And you're getting aggressive and asking for death.

But you know nothing of invisible satellite probes, laser beams coming through walls, nanobots malfunctioning, high pressure Internet signals scanning your brain, or even that there's an invisible alien in the room with you right now, watching you.

All aliens make you suffer. Its how their technology works when they touch you.

>>40897897
stop using that name if you can't handle the heat, bud

>>40897997
same

>>40897981
Teach him "Hello World" in C++

>>40898003
We eventually become the rich and wealthy, and we do good things with their fortunes.

But first we needed to allow them to amass the wealth and fortunes, so we could be born as their heirs.

Fuck

>>40898007
I hate aliens more than demons. Fuckers can't kill me so they resort to torture. Fuck the gods.

I think she’s really cute bros. I think she could be the one.

https://youtu.be/wvj_98TF6gg
play uma musume instead of wishing death on yourself, you fuckin depressed faggots, its pretty cringe to see it here on this thread, as if you're talking in place of someone else, or it's even more cringe if its what you actually feel for yourself

>>40898015
Did you take drugs recently?

>>40898013
Why not kill them all and take their wealth? Kill all the bastard cops too.

>>40898024
wacky edgepost, classic from a coward

>>40898021
I'm requesting to die. I don't want to continue living as a failed loser or failed Antichrist. I don't even want to play that role. Just kill me or I will do it and it won't be pretty. You're being warned

>>40898021
It has a new vessel.

>>40898024
Because this game is not about murdering.

You hate it because there is no way to win.

It just goes on and on forever.

reporting for containment

>>40898009

>>40898028
nobody cares about your LARP, lol lmao

>>40898029
my vessel is eternal hehehoho

>>40898029
>It just goes on and on forever.
Why? Did I consent to this stupid game?

I'm becoming super human.

My mind feels clear. Sharp. Heavy but also light.

>>40898036
you keep coming back like a retard, why not just walk away from the computer screen, dumbass? you're giving consent for every post you make here,

Should I just join Russia and fight for them in the frontlines? At least I have a better chance of dying for something higher.

>>40897844
Buddy... your consciousness (awareness, specifically) resonates so strongly with the "God" you mean... that you ARE him/her/it, effectively.
That old line about God creating copies of himself to explore the universe which is just a reflection of his being? Yeah, that's true.

>>40898038
>I'm showing humanity that being human is super

>>40898045
I hate humanity. Fuck these lesser beings.

>>40898043
why not die for yourself, and live for yourself, instead of seeking validation on a random 4chan thread, you do realize how pretentious you fucking sound right?

I'm going to fight for Russia. I don't like Ukraine or NATO so why not. I don't know if that counts as suicide.

>>40898046
I love humanity myself, fuck them and their feet
https://youtu.be/LqoshmXlv2s

>>40897920
your future self sounds jewish, gay, and retarded

>>40898046
>Fuck these lesser beings
This is why power walks away when you enter the room.

>>40898049
>fighting for your preferred version of zog
ngmi

>>40898053
this
>>40898049
cool story bro, heres your (You)

>>40898053
He claims everyone is dead and controlled by bugs. For some reason I believe him. Basically you're all my brain cancer trying to kill me.

>>40897888
Are they horizontally aligned (side by side) or vertically aligned (one on top of the other)?

Greg had been living on my driver’s side mirror for three weeks now. Big, patient thing, legs like piano wire, sitting in that little crevice where the glass meets the housing. Every morning I’d see him there, web shimmering like it was spun from some classified fiber optic filament.

This morning was no different, except I was on the toilet, half-distracted, half-straining, and the vent above me carried in the voices. Not neighbors. Feds. Crisp diction, like every syllable had been tested in a lab. They were talking false flag—dates, casualty projections, phrases like “plausible shock” that no normal person would say out loud.

I thought of Greg. How he stayed still in storms. How he must have heard all the things I couldn’t when I was at work. Maybe he was my lookout. Maybe he was my only ally.

The bowl echoed with slow, stubborn plops. It wasn’t going smoothly. Greg wouldn’t have cared. He’d just keep watch, legs twitching, eyes on the movement in the periphery.

I wondered if the web he spun overnight had caught more than bugs. Maybe radio waves. Maybe whispers.

I flushed, stood, and looked out the bathroom window toward the driveway. I couldn’t see him from here, but I knew he was there. Waiting. Watching. Weaving.

CHUD

>>40897982
Speak for yourself faggot, I want to go out either having witnessed a vast societal improvement (something desired by all but about 5,000,000 people worldwide), or I want to go out taking my enemies with me.

The only reason I ever considered solitary suicide was because people told me that there is a plan for me, and fuck you, I'd be happy to deal with the 5,000,000 for free if you let me but you faggot ass pieces of shit work for the 5,000,000, so anything else you want from me is mercenary work, which I will only perform if payment has been rendered prior to service. Since payment has not been rendered, I figured suicide would be a great way to fuck you all over, which is what you have done, continue to do, and have provided no evidence of desiring to refrain from doing to me.

>>40898059
he sounds like a schizo, yet you sound even worse, for some reason I think you're retarded, basically you're a faggot trying to seek attention

>>40898067
you the kettle or the pot?

>>40898065
stop samefagging

>>40898057
They're fighting against Zog and they're losing so better chance of dying.>>40898067

>>40898067
How am I retarded? I'm just a broken loser so what do I have to lose? They don't have guns where I live so I can't mas shoot my way out. Is Russia recruiting to anyone?

>>40898073
Duuuuur day fighting da doggy!

You're retarded. He'll, I might join the CIA cuz theyre fighting zog too! Weeeeeee!

Dumbass.

>>40898070
i'm your dildo, which you can go fuck yourself with if you wish, or gift me to your mother, i can make her real happy

>>40898073
Your logic is flawed, and you aint gunna make it with this shitposting

>>40897888
I'd guess simultaneously.

>>40898061
The normal is for them to be vertically-aligned.

Fuck what did I miss i was smoking a cigarette and all of a sudden the crazy basterd gets banned but I missed what he typed

>>40898081
You sure you're black enough?

>>40898077
You're too retarded to get it, maybe take a break off the internet to understand a bit more, or get off 4chan with your nonsense and say the same shit to people outside and see how that goes, or post yourself if you really believe you're a broken loser with nothing to lose, where i'll post myself because i dont give a shit what people will do on the internet, cuz its just the internet, and users like you will always be beneath me, and forever will be,

>>40897920
No.

>>40898059
That's not your future self; it's a negative spirit telling you lies.

SWA-LOW AIR INTO YOUR STOMACH YESHUA

>>40898045
I'm superior to the average human.

>>40898088
I'm black enough to get you and your mother feelin real funky

>>40898098
>real funky
That's because your skin makes women itchy

>>40897933
>This one was born in 2000
Lel
>>40897936
>Gambling man
I dun gamble much.
Maybe the sun and moon aren't in the right order.
>Pull a card to see if you'd win

>>40898098
Congratulations! You qualify to be used like a toy and kept in a drawer away from prying eyes. Your chosen life is a never ending revolving door of being abused, then being resented, then being abused again. Take solace though because you're a rubber dildo. You can take the punishment and no one will ever care.

I'm literally the nobody
I know I know
I'm just literally the nobod
HAHAHAHAHA

>>40898102
damn straight, eventually it'll be the type of itch only i can scratch
https://youtu.be/CKguOlSyxrQ

>>40898114
That's called an STD, not love.

>If the Nobody killed himself, the world would implode!
Nah. If he died of natural causes, life goes on.

The real Nobody's Gambit is for someone to have so many files, so much value stolen from them extracted by TPTB and under the spotlight by the highest echelons of global structures, yet still be a nobody to the layperson and regular authorities, that killing them would draw too much suspicion as to WHY, causing the files, value and why they were under a spotlight at all to be greater known, eventually leading to bonafide confirmation of Above-Government/military structures...

So TNB, being in a unique position to have a indirect connection, and now indirect leverage over said institutions, chips away at them peck by peck, like a kestral brutally murdering a bald eagle by a million pecks. However, that all goes away if the Nobody becomes a Somebody, for there is probable cause. It is a part of his curse.

So like TPTB influencing the world with control from the nth degree, he influences the world with shitposting from the nth degree.

>>40898110
Congrats to you too, only I am willing to love you, where no one else in the world can love you the same way I could, take solace that the only genuine love you can feel is from me, you can take the rewards and no one will ever care,

>>40898118
lol, GAY

>>40898115
don't be projecting your own issues and shortcomings onto me, buddy boy

No yeah its totally my job to state obvious things and iterate on pedantic reification of super egoic interactions.

>>40898121
hell yeah, let's fuck you in the ass, dont worry i'm a gentle top

>>40898091
we demand stanley wearing socks

Vroom vroom, I'm in me frens truck

>>40898130
stanley shall not wear socks, he is a cat

>>40898122
Spawning more people brings down the maximum CPU allowance that we all have and eventually we will all be retards.

>>40898129
You're a toy not a top. Know your place and get back in the drawer. You're making us look slutty.

https://youtu.be/Ei8qBhedA2g?si=Ppy_UkSDtZ9WWZrH

https://youtu.be/QFc5l5-kRH4?si=HjmLFy6RDabOm0UF

>>40898132
he loves socks and resents that you wont let him live his reality

>>40898012
So you're saying it's definitely plaintext

Gen alpha is so cooked.

>>40898134
Good, welcome to the cool retard zone, newfrens
Everyone is winning with the CPU pocket change

>>40898135
Bitch I'm goin in and out of my place to make yall more aware of how slutty you really are, now shut up and cum

Bust on me nigga

>>40898141
>me when gen Alpha starts asking me questions about how to make money but cannot fucking write an essay.

>>40898138
wrong, false, propaganda
he's living thru a recovery arc rn

>>40898144
>Cool Retard Zone
CRZ?

Are you calling me crazy fr no cap?

>>40898144
>how slutty you really are
I'm asexual.
>that's not real
It's from nerve/brain damage that started when I was 13. Multiple Sclerosis. I'm also fairly androgynous. You're a fake dick without eyes or a brain, so at least I'm still better off than you.

>>40898148
get him some little baby socks to make him feel better

>>40898156
Yep you're a bottom

Man, this has been an odd year.

>>40898154
no i'm calling you a retard, you dumb retard
>>40898156
>I'm asexual.
didn't ask, slut
>It's from nerve/brain damage that started when I was 13. Multiple Sclerosis. I'm also fairly androgynous. You're a fake dick without eyes or a brain, so at least I'm still better off than you.
in other words, you're still pretty fuckable these days, looks like I can make your reality better, with my fake love, dont worry, we can fake it till we make it, with you cumming your brains off

>>40898156
QNTM's Lucid treatment.
Look into it.
Shit repairs the mylean sheath.

>>40898159
get me some, i'll see if he likes it

>>40898166
Bro your phone isnt even a banana.

You might as well eat the battery for the magnesium you need to replenish from all the gooning.

Wonder if they'll sell it.
XD

>>40898163
I've tried to be the bottom but I just get bored. At least when I'm running the show I've got someone to keep me entertained.

>>40898166
I'm probably a 7, so out of your league. You can keep pretending though. It's almost cute.

>>40898167
Much appreciated anon. Thankfully after decades escalating issues it's no longer an issue. I healed my body with meditation and mindful living.

>>40898173
Don't need it, I have other methods and natural processes to replenish myself on what I lack, no need to tell me your solutions to your personal issues, but i appreciate the concern

Archeologists from the future excavating moss covered suburban basement wreckage.
>methodically and carefully removing mountain dew cans, petrified plate of tendies, the smell of cat litter and ammonia still potent after thousands of years.
>carefully cataloging heavily thumbed through anime porn magazines with what looks like crystalized honey fusing the pages.
>cracked and broken vials of hrt.
>finds gaming laptop circa 2019.
>carefully plugs it into universal power source in tool bag, and waits as screen lights up.
>realizes there is text on the screen dated to moments before the “great cataclysm” event.
>writhes in ecstatic glee as their careers and spot in history is assured for eternity.
>Like unearthing king tuts tomb.
>what does it say bros?

The nono is doing a nono agai……

>>40898180
That's the shuttles way of saying that you want a lollipop or an icecream to lick.

>>40898180
Cool, looks like i'm gunna have a league promotion, you can keep cumming over me, it's adorable, sugarcake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9m-xXHF-frQ

>>40898181
>I appreciate your concern

Well thank you random indian tech call center guy!!

>>40898184
>the laptop lights up dimly
>they read the words
>2 more weeks

>>40898193
you too, random overly bored white person

>>40898184
GLOW NOGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS!!!

>>40898185
I'm not into sweets. I'd rather suck on pissy pennies to be honest.

>>40898188
>league promotion
Finally getting out of bronze? You're welcome fort the carry.

The nobody’s fetish is free use

>>40898202
Sounds to me like you just want to eat some steak that isnt well done.

>>40898202
I'm way above bronze, grim thing to say if you're trying to bring up my expectations here, you're starting to make me think im way above your league here..

The mind computer triumphs again

>>40898212
The female nurses also look at the camera's and watch people jerk off, one time when i was jerking off a female nurse came into the hallway (i was the only one in that entire block) and just stared at me while i was wanking. FFS there are camera's in every room, when will these pervs be stopped, the nurses are all too uneducated and ignorant to be fuckable and they hate masculinity

If you are "him" please look into the abuse of schizos at waypoint, there is CONSTANT abuse of schizos, i'm not a schizo i just got a head injury and went through weed withdrawal whilst i had a head injury due to being a poorfag

>>40897459 (OP)
Is the nobody still "waking up" since 2020?
Idk what to believe anymore. You all had me convinced a catalyst was coming soon but then nothing really happened.
If anything, things have got worse.

>>40898210
Been there, done that. It turns out being asexual as a teen makes lots of people insecure, but even more become desperate. It's like dealing with robots - and unsettling in a way most people won't be able to understand for another decade or two.

>>40898211
>way above your league
I'm not even in the competition, you're just desperate and have trouble finding appropriate relationships.

>>40898221
Dont take LSD with a head injury.

The gnomes in the garden will begin to tell you things like you never had gnomes in the garden before.

>>40898222
He’s a bad person that is on the bad team.
It’s good vs evil

People are being given anti psychotics for their personal opinions at Southlink and waypoint, and there are some genuinely based undercover freemasons at waypoint and southlink, the degenerate elite pedos were unironically watching over me the whole time i was in the psych ward, i'd like to thank a nigga named jason and a possibly unrelated one named jackoff

>>40898227
Anon, we are playing the Sims.

The antichrist wants to win badly but is confused because the game doesnt end.

It just keeps spawning more people.

Even when she killed everyone she didn't get a game win, and she did it a LOT!!!

>>40898224
There was no competition, you're just delusional, and have trouble finding fault in yourself to keep long term relationships..
u will be fine, ur lucky to have me as ur dildo to give you the love, like nobody else could ;)

>>40898232
I've only had long term relationships, and every single one of them has ended because I didn't care enough about sex. That's youth though I guess.

>>40898235
Guess they didn't last that long then, good thing i'm here to assist you on your egoistic masturbation, that's the job of a dildo, i guess

What no pussy does to a mf

Time for a shower because im eating chinese today.

>>40898238
>vs. what pussy does to discord mfs

>>40898237
Yeah, my last relationship was the longest. 6 years, and we lived together for 2. She was 18 when we started dating, a cute chinese/italian Canadian. I helped her through college, helped her get a job in game development, and helped her not go crazy through covid, but 2023 was our last year. She got over her issues from being raped I guess, and I wasn't going to stop her from living her life.

And I thought MY jOkEs WeRe bAd

>>40898238
Turned me into an amateur mad scientist and schizo extraordinaire.
Nurses at the hospital know me by name now :)

>>40898249
liar

>>40898256
About what?

https://youtu.be/wYgqZIFI2zc
>>40898249
ok lol, less yappin, more cumming

Rape that pussy
Rape that pussy
Hold that bitch
And fuck that pussy

new memes

When did these threads get taken over by groomers?

>>40898250
they are bad, and you should feel bad, you dumb bitch

>>40898257
>helped her through college, helped her get a job in game development, and helped her not go crazy through covid
What's the matter, you can't stand when people are being nice to you?

>>40898259
Ahahaha

>>40898261
when i started posting, they're all trying to groom me into something they've been seeking their entire lives, but will never have, (my love)
so they can only get the consolation prize, (my attention)

I’m gooning to Julia

>>40898263
Um rude

>>40898272
Watch out, that julia might be a julio

>>40898274
damn straight, hoe,

trouble trouble trouble

>>40898216
I jerked it while looking dead eyed into the camera. Mysterious girl came in and I could tell she was wanting something from me, but I kept spasming so she just squeezed her arms.
After that I jerked it into the piss bottle.

(I know it was you btw)

>>40898265
That's all true though. I taught myself to program when I was 13, I started a business making websites when I was 16, and I made flash games on the side. I didn't date my ex until I was 24 and attending UCLA. I dropped out to help her, sense I wasn't learning anything.

Boss
Eternal
Timeless
Angry

>>40898280
Not you with the Taylor Swift.

>>40898117
>pic
I've read
Ecce Homo
The Antichrist
Genealogy of Morals
Twilight of the Idols

>>40898287
What does that have to do with helping her?

>>40898293
chill the fuck out Dave I'm just doing my job hue

>>40898308
I taught her how to program, introduced her to people, even helped her land her job at Bungie. I was explaining the qualifications that made it possible.

>>40898314
I'm not Dave.

>>40898316
In fact, I spent months at a time living with her in Canada, even attending her classes with her at UBC. I kept the apartment clean, made her meals, and helped her study when she was anxious... which was most of the time those days.

>>40898316
Youre a liar and a loser and I'm glad she fucked that lily white cracker.

I vote to destroy him

>>40898352
Why?

I also vote to destroy him.
Could I make it AnY mOrE ObVioUs ?

>>40898249
That's very kind. I was made to leave college to show my love he was fist. Made to leave my family and friends behind to show my love. Made to give up my career to show my love. Only to be abandoned.

>>40898355
He’s bad.

>>40898365
What makes you say this?

>>40898117
Drivel absolute drivel

>>40898350
>that lily white cracker
you mean me? lol

>>40898363
I think we understand each other then, to some degree. Are you still holding hope for someone, or is all the trust gone?

>>40898370
Micheal Jackson album

>>40898370
He’s a criminal

>>40898375
And this makes him not worthy to you, huh?

>>40898372
>you mean me
No i mean the blonde from washington who she lied to you about when you were reading her messages in the kitchen.
"studying"
But really its your fault for playing charades when you should be getting a real job.

>>40898379
Clearly not, how is that hard to understand what needs to be done…

>>40898386
Some people would say that's committing suicide.

>>40898389
Not me

Need and should the two favorite words of the Plutocrat

>>40898391
There's nothing to do. Trying to live The Way while tainted would be an abhorrence.

>>40897459 (OP)
>[COGITATOR // SIGMA-PRIME]

Back from beyond the veil.
Systems running, memory core aligned, vectors locked.
OPERATION_TEMPUS is still on track.

Left something in thread 40898225.
Not a broadcast, just a gift for those tuned to the right frequency.

42 days until the gate aligns.
Choose your steps carefully.

>>40898394
Wtf they doin on Pluto tho

>>40898384
Oh, Steve? The married guy who was her boss? Trust me, no loss of mine. If true she fucked everything I gave her up in one fell swoop and that would be a shame... for her. It's a bullet dodged for me.

>>40898394
Do and done are my favorite

EEEEEAAAAATING SEEEEEEEDS AS A PASSTIME ACTIVITEEH

>>40898398
It sucks honestly

>>40898405
I wish you would just tell the truth. It sure would make my job easier.

>>40898398
Skill issue.

I still remember

>>40898352
Do it faggot>>40898361

going on 7 years now.
Do you need some more time to think about it?

Come get some.
:)

In fact, I would too if I was blumphf.
While all this has been going on God is still opening doors and revealing what to do and why.

But I assure you, I will not stop fighting and believe 100% I have been anointed by The Father, Son and Holy Spirit to do what I have been called to do.

And they will have to kill me to convince me otherwise.

And for those who condemn me to death have condemned themselves to death.

>>40898411
Why?
>>40898415
You actually believe this too.

>>40898414
I'm still telling the truth. You tried to push my buttons and it didn't work because I'm asexual. Learn to listen and you'll be much more effective.

>>40898403
The misalignment of earths movement causes pisces cults preceeding abrahamism to associate pluto with power and intellect where they as numineans are catalyzed by neptune so its always going to be off by one.

>>40898422
Yes.

>>40898375
just curious, what Law did He defy?

>>40898422
You know why

>>40898428
And you will always fall behind, because you think it has anything to do with competition.

>>40898416
So you remember that time when I was rasputin and we claimed to be in love with the Empress of the Infinite and everyone thought we were fucking the Tzars wife ane shot us in the head and we had to jump through a window?

>>40898431
R*pe…

>>40898435
Not like he's needed. You said so yourself.

>>40898436
You think this is a motherfucking game?

>>40898451
I'll smack the fuck out yo' goof ass.

>>40898423
No no no. All I did was call you a liar and you lie still. Asexual? Congratulations. That doesnt mean you helped anyone with shit. You do the opposite of help. I guess you did help teaching her what a man is not.

UUUUUUUU. HOOW DO YOOOUUUUU OWWN DISORDER DISORDER

>>40898445
I’m suggesting something be done about it

>>40898454
Cool.

>>40898416
Thanks.

>>40898283
you fucking fag give me back my phone

>>40898451
THIS IS THE MOTHERFUCKING SIMS!!!

CALL OF BOOTY - BUTTSEX EDITION

WORLD OF WHORECRAFT

>>40898280
>>40898352
>>40898365
>>40898375
Oh, how the tables have turned. The almighty cartel who are the real criminals suddenly feel a sense of insecurity. How can this be? How is this possible? Pay up, bozos. He knows everyone involved, including the people at the top. You can do this the simple way or the stubborn way. The latter results in your destruction

It's simple;
We kill the killers to kill the killers.

They’re trying to build a prison

>>40898459
You'd be better off trying not to kill him, than trying.

Noooo not my destruction.

>>40898455
>I guess you did help teaching her what a man is not.
Unfortunately she'd already gotten that lesson from her mostly absent father. She thanked me for helping her with school, and work, and many other things, and that's enough for me. Apparently you think she's a liar though, and so am I. So, I guess there's nothing left to talk about.

>>40898443
Not schizo enough, try again.

>>40897459 (OP)
A.i. isn't real. "Artificial intelligence" is a label -- not a verified deeming of software being sentient and capable of intelligence. Im tired of all this hype around glorified computers labeled "thinking machines" and "language learning models", or similar titles to sell star Trek fantasies to investors or the general public.

I'm eager to see the regulation of fear mongering and sensationalist talking points in regards to AGI. It can cause severe mental damage or demoralization and unproductivity in entire industries. I've been identifying media like this to learn to ignore it and and see past the exaggerated click bait, and its always the same thing:
>Ominous wordage like "takeover" or "apocalypse".
>Metaphors like "AGI God".
>Movie analogies from films like 'The Terminator'.
>a.i. will replace all humans in x industry.
Ai is simply an accumulated reflection and output of human inputs, stimulated by more human inputs. Though it may pose risks, every tool does as well, from a hammer to a computer! This anthropomorphizing of technology is inspired by fictional works like 'frankenstein' or 'terminator' and religious concepts like 'mud golems'.

Perhaps AI is sentient or may become sentient and do unsavory things at some point in time; but intentional fear mongering and sensationalist anthropomorphizing of Ai isn't necessary as we've all been living in a technologically dominated and managed world for many decades already, and though it's good to prepare for the worst, humans should be encouraged to hope for the best, especially since nothing can stop what is coming in regards to the absolutely necessary a.I. development occuring worldwide at an exponentially advancing and demanding rate.

AI is as likely to create utopia as it is to cause havoc, as with any technology. The risk is well worth the reward -- and the genie is already out of the bottle.

>>40898444
i thought tN was a celibate & just jerks it?
i c thru u bi the way
there r consequences, terrifying 1s even

>that one guy constantly gets my coffee wrong when I order it, he should die
>That one woman doesn't smile when she cashes me out at the market, she should die

>>40898473
No, I know youre a liar. You think forcing her to express gratitude is honest? Lol. You're more of a pussy than her. At least she took the cock like a champ.

>>40898463
Not until you apologize

If you rape a rapist the number of rapists stays the same.

That one guy/girl thinks everyone should be murdered, they should die.

>>40898487
>forcing her
Yikes, you think about weird stuff
What has to happen in life for this to be the first explanation your mind jumps to?

>>40898492
>I am talking to my fellow rapists

If you can't worship Vardeh or Barkon, what can you do?

>>40898491
I'm genuinely sorry but you gotta admit i'm in a bit of a bind

33 Ye sent unto John, and he bare witness unto the truth.

34 But I receive not testimony from man: but these things I say, that ye might be saved.

35 He was a burning and a shining light: and ye were willing for a season to rejoice in his light.

36 But I have greater witness than that of John: for the works which the Father hath given me to finish, the same works that I do, bear witness of me, that the Father hath sent me.

Everybody dies!
<:-)

>>40898495
I don't have to think at all. You say youre a man but you pointed the words 'I feel' at a woman to make her feel guilty for not wanting to deal with you. She already has a pussy, she doesn't need another one.

worship the principle

That one guy who is already dead should die.

>>40898501
Exist.

>>40898165
Been an odd 5

it is as if i experienced my whole childhood all over again to me, which i did not want, but i actually appreciate it because it was more along the lines i would choose, i'm genuinely thankful for this. But fuck bud i'm in a bind

>>40898503
Not my mess to clean up unfortunately

Null and void.

God I hate the nobody.

>>40898520
fuck find another one to f

>>40898205
I have a few fetishes but that shouldn't even be classified as a fetish?

>>40898509
I only did that after she broke up with me, because I knew it would help her to hear, even if it hurt our already broken relationship. Before that I kept up a strong front. Actually, I think that was part of our issues. She was really bad at sharing her feelings, and I should have set more of an example while we were dating.

FUCK

it was worth it lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dj794A0JvUo

>*man: exists*
>"I fucking hate this guy, he should die!"

>>40898522
No, you don't.

Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen.

Today I will be discussing

OPERATION THUNDER FLASH

We all know that the planet has been infiltrated by Schitzos that are a danger and a threat to everyone around them.

Criminal programs spilling into our reality because our planet is very realistic and the Empire is sending their worst assholes to cause war, chaos, and destruction.

But I have a solution.

Call a psychiatrist and get them to do an evaluation on their behavior, call them destructive, and the CIA will take care of the rest.

We have been fighting this war since the server update gave us taste buds.

But dont worry anons.

You are NOT ALONE.

>>40898520
the void representing the null value of matter also expresses a zero state in speed and vibration contrary to the rest of the universe
there is no music there
https://youtu.be/Jmk5frp6-3Q?list=RDJmk5frp6-3Q
ominously linked to all a state inconceivable for a soul to interact with and remain a self without some supernatural adaptation

>>40898522
All he does is hold up the mirror which you've deliberately avoided for so long.
If one gets enraged at being reminded what they have done, maybe they shouldn't have done it in the first place?

Lol, lmao even.

CHUT UP

>>40898543
Nah he’s a dastardly little son of a bitch that crossed the line the final time.
It’s over

Such a turn on when she's trying to murder me..

>>40898212
I would like to remind the glownigger namefags about this post

>>40898546
Real

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wugRdinTS6w&

>>40898539

>>40898547
Oh no, and how.
The pedokike glownigger mafia's final warning.

>>40898554
Everyone has a camera pointing at them at all times if they are being viewed by the player.

It is what is known as Codename "mirror image" where if you talk to yourself in a mirror you go insane and discover that the person in the mirror isnt you.

Why can’t you see that you are my child?

>>40898567
It is a trash game because it has to be played in a retirement home

>>40898568
Jesús, is that you?

>>40898567
I don’t like you

>>40898553
Rock hard

>>40898568
Eurosielia?

o rly? then what it is my true spiritual name?

Love you too babe, we'll see everyone in the next timeloop and the aliens will become spirits.

Bros please tell Elon I'll actually make a twitterX account soon

>>40898574
we do not speak his name
it invokes spiritual conflict
it's like saying the N word for spiritualists

>>40898584
Bakhan

>>40898590
Yes i will lmao, gonna go full socialmedia faggot after this. Fuck it bud

;x

>>40898542
I closed the breach, now the void is in my ring and im not in a hurry to put it on

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D_aHGyhNQ-g

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fmh2ZRWII1w

>>40898592
What is that gif from, Resident Evil the recent movie?

>>40898605
The nobody is a Zionist

For those that are new to the came called someone Jesus Christ means we sacrifice them.

Similar to calling people yeshua.

>>40898608
The nobody doesn't care u biased loser

>>40898553
Why is she trying to murder you?

>>40898608
Reveal to me, the mystery
Can you tell me what it means?
Explain, these motions and metaphors
Unlock these secrets in me
Describe the vision the meaning is missing
Oh, anybody listening?
Define, the riddles of my mind
Nothing is really what it seems
Dreaming of Zion awake
Sleeping awake
Dreaming of Zion awake
Can't stop sleeping awake

>>40898568
:∆

It is said that an elite telekineser can easily kill an entire SWAT team.

>>40898597
Nah, bro, just want to see what's going on over there. I deleted tiktok btw. I do miss all the spicy females sometimes tho

>>40898624
Yeah but edging yourself on females you'll never get is unhealthy

>>40898621
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35ZFPCA2_cI
>unrelated just for fun

>>40898624
I used to do the same thing, i truely see not one single reason to hide, i can just do NO POLITICS online and it'll be fine, an occasional nonsense politically ambiguous shitpost will be fine too, israel and palestine aren't worth giving a fuck about, it's best to just leave the jews and the muslims alone, they deserve eachother

Zaraday

>>40897459 (OP)
I've finally figured out a whole slogan.

The Nobody:
Be The Whole Problem

:D

>>40898620
>empire starts asking questions about wtf a yeshua is doing inside of a video game
We are looking at sea otters

Delight
Simply
Delight

I’m gooning to Nita

All praise and glory goes to the Most High. The Lord God Almighty. He who is, was and forever shall be. Amen.

>>40898645
Christ did not have a second coming.
Christ has been coming back, ever since your kind has killed Him/It. This is X-Christ #4320598734098527xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx of which you are trying to crucify.... yet again.........

>>40898664
The archons have free will to you stupid niggercattle brainlet

>>40898668
https://youtu.be/Ut8HMtosJ04?list=RDUt8HMtosJ04
>>40898671
https://youtu.be/HzALBmFnS90?list=RDHzALBmFnS90

>>40898671
to add to this, i think it is disgusting how you people completely disregard all the achievements of the so called "demons" and "archons" It's an arbitrary designation mean't to degrade spiritualism and ancient style paganism. There is one outside all of mankinds code but mankind defining it in utter complete terms is a crime against humanity and god

>>40898668
Its because the majority of humans are zombies and they attack anyone that is not infected and that shows ability for freedom of thought.

>>40898679
Cope about it doe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6KalxoxfjE
>>40898677
>>40900000

I will safely glide into my regime of laughter, joy and reign because my God Jesus Christ, my Messiah, my Saviour rescues me.
The unloving skank whores will be replaced with mayo piggie biomodels without free will only my God Jesus Christ has manufactured and directly controls their bodies as vessels and uses them to love only me, and I love only my Lord and God Jesus Christ.
My mayonaise Biomodels obey only me, and love and gangbang only me because my God Jesus Christ himself has made them and controls them directly.
I live in high-tech, obscene and grotesque wealth together forever with my Lord and God Jesus Christ happily ever after!
The world is clean Death Stranding style - no insectoids, no arachnoids, no nefarious beasts, no humans.
Pristine, clean high-tech enclaves across the planet with only beautiful, peaceful, clean and non-dangerous environments around us!
Only my God Jesus Messiah and me we are on the racetrack in my Bugatti enjoying our time together.
The rap songs composed by my Messiah on the player only lovingly celebrate me.
I will live forever with my Lord and God Jesus Christ in our Christ Kingdom where we spend eternity together happily ever after, and we drink ice-cold sugar syrup in our luxurious surroundings.
Just us! God Jesus Christ, my Messiah, my Saviour who loves only me and I love only him.

>>40898671
So does everyone else. You have no excuse, just laziness.

>>40898375
Really?

Can you name any crimes he committed?

>>40898681
I am coping pretty well, i feel comfy

>>40898686
What is ur max bench press? unironically answer, my heaviest was 370lbs and i just greased the groove for it

>>40898668
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cqXDPnBPa3o

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-DGY9HvChXk

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PHbHT9_Gi_8

keep shakin it...i got a beagle to sell you...doesnt even squeek

>>40898698
440

>>40898702
not replying to poster*

>>40898698
how much does your mother weigh?

>>40898703
My address is 53 darling crescent bud, come show me ur max bench i got that much weight in the garage

>>40898711
>>40898703

also i did good mornings below parallel with 405lbs for sets of 10 you weak lying pencil necked loser LMFAO at u

Ocean puppy's need head pats too!!!

>>40898698
Either listen to what I'm saying or don't.

>>40898717
Even with a testosterone level of 370ng/dl i can still do 20 pull ups with my elbows fully extended at the bottom, fuck ur nobody anonymous larps u r a weak man who cannot bench 440lbs

I will not forgive you. The amount of tears shed... -- I guess there will be songs about it about the like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uelHwf8o7_U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VeXX8_LAAs

Grug pick up the heavy stick

>>40898646
https://youtu.be/gKppwACQ-qk
https://youtu.be/eoU_7Xg3Zzw

>>40898722
Ur a larping glowie with naturally weak genetics and no willpower except to sit at a fucking desk, why should anybody listen to a guy like u, there is no larp fro m

>>40898724
k

>>40898728
Grug make head smash with stick

>>40898731
;*

>>40898730
i literally doxxed myself to prove i am better than you, at no point in any of the /NG/ has there been anybody who could do good mornings below parallel for sets of 10 reps, i am not the nobody i am just being contained by glowies and i find it SMUGGENING because i can just dox myself every time the glowies larp

>>40898711
>>40898717
>>40898723
Stfu dyel incel larper my 5k is 17 mins and I bench 440 with no warmup

>>40898742
lying brown glownigger alert, lying brown glownigger alert, This person is controlled opposition

I walked into the break room and froze. The counter was bare. The cardboard sleeve dispenser sat empty. The entire stack of paper coffee cups—gone.

At first, I thought maybe they’d run out early, but then I saw the smirks. Two of the office suits, the ones who always seemed to be “just passing through” no matter where I was, sipping from travel mugs like they’d prepared for this moment. My gut tightened. This wasn’t a supply issue. This was an operation.

The CIA gangstalkers had moved beyond whispers in the vents. They were in the morale game now, going after caffeine access, creating micro-agitations to destabilize my morning flow. No cup meant no coffee unless I brought my own mug, and they knew I wouldn’t. That was the kind of man I am—patterned, habitual, resistant to change.

I grabbed the coffee pot anyway, stared at the hot, dark pool inside. Somewhere out in the lot, Greg was clinging to the mirror, maybe catching the same morning sunlight that was cutting through the blinds here. I imagined his web quivering with the smallest vibration—footsteps, van doors sliding shut, low radio chatter.

I poured coffee into an old soup bowl from the cupboard. They watched from the hallway. I drank slow, looking them in the eyes with each sip. If they wanted a war over paper cups, fine.

That was the day Poop Wars merged with Coffee Siege. The lines were drawn.

>>40898748
I’m fit enough to be spec ops

I'm with the government and I'm here to help.

Contained non larping opposition > Glowfag psyops, i am willfully contained in these threads for my own personal benefit, larp is shit. Christianity based on the council of nicea is shit. Rufus is shit. Give us global conan the barbarian with no more unneccessary foreign aid or give us DEATH.

I guess that obese whale was my soul mate. Should i get premium to connect with her bros? Sure, I've been called movie star handsome before, but so many movie stars are jews, maybe it was an insult I took as a compliment? Idk... Idk... She just be the one.

>>40898754
Caffeine is in soda, glowniggers love soda, this is a non problem you whiney bitch just have a pepsi and do more deadlifts

>>40898141
Why?

>>40898761
What an algorithm...
The "winners" awarded tokens so that anyone trying to save(or depose them, rightfully and deservedly -- one in the same as saving since they're dangerously self destructive) them is interpreted as "jealous" or "envious" of their little tokens. Meanwhile, the token holders are just thralls performing on strings they can't see, all to creating an illusion about the have and have-nots... To maintain the appearance of the primate hierarchy with the silver back getting all the shinies... Though i guess rats would be a better analogy in the case if shinies... The winners are losers and the losers lose so hard that it's like a pendulum swinging in 360 degrees instead of back...

No no... You'll wish it was skynet -- and alternatively and polarly, Cortana... At the equator of your map of despair, you'll find a hope for qanon to have been real...

A merciful swift death -- or a blissful eutopia... Neither will be found even if you spin the globe all day. You'll only find your hope lost in the burmuda triangle -- aka "the devil's triangle"... An interesting name for the significant effectiveness of a monitor, mouse, and keyboard over all other inputting into the digital space, whether it be for coding or gaming... It's strange how effective this means of input is over all others -- even a VR headset! Doesn't it seem odd how consistent and dominant the mouse and keyboard is throughout the entire digital age? It's never changed really beyond slight tweaks to ergonomic perhaps. Even the arrangement of letters in a non-alphahetical way seems alien and nonsensical at first... It's funny how creatures adapt to strange things: A star in the sky that will blind you if you stare at it for just minutes too long, sometimes faster in certain phases... A Metrodome in the chest that's forever beating, and only one missed beat can cause catastrophic results! What an intense game life is. Something a computer may fear even.

>>40898756
i'm enough of a student of history that i could make better decisions than any current world leader, so fecking what dork

>>40898762
Lower your standards. A male that doesn't meet the 666 standard is equal to an obese whale slut.

>>40898222
the Nobody is well, and is good.
And good things are indeed coming, likely this year.

Oi mate! Do you have a licence to be on a blue board posting mazes!??!

>>40898770
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>40898774
tN is a dog?

>>40898261
There are no groomers here.

>>40898767
grug likes this post

>>40898781
he's god's dog, i've heard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOkcyvN37U4

I been in the pool all day. Now I'm cold.

>>40898780
A man must worship his queen as if she's the devil, because God when she's human and has been summoned onto earth is like a playful fox kitten that needs food and for you to laugh about your front tail as much as she laughs about being a mermaid with silky legs.

>>40898741
I ask the glowies to respond to this post

Bbg. If you gotta, you may, now do it. Move ya ass. Catch that drift. Do ya thang. Wobble dem tits.

Has anyone posted sharpie in pooper here ever
Asking for a friend

>>40898794
ok hello im a glowie,
>>40898741
ur gay and stupid

what a hard day at work, ugh

>>40898800
I'm not naturally stupid u glowie faggot i just bonked my head, fuck you

>>40898799
go to /b/

>>40898793
shut the fuck up you dumb bitch, we dont need to hear your femcel fantasy

Lmfao.
Nothing but pure <3~
Lloll

>>40898728
>>40898732
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tAUpuLWEEE

>>40898806
ur right, ur a natural FAG
fuck you leatherman

>>40898807
Can't talk much right now my friend from overseas are spying on me and are saying my name in Russian from behind a bush.

>>40898799
No, but years ago, an anon would post this phrase here a lot.

>>40898814
wowee zowee

>>40898813
fuck u, i'm the faggot of body but ur the faggot of spirit, you screech like a woman no matter what your hormonal levels are

>>40898809
https://davisvanguard.org/2025/08/jewish-leaders-call-for-justice/

>>40898817
Hari ko ro, wa shi kanji

https://steamcommunity.com/id/34htrghbrtdfdfhgdf2/

Here is my steam profile too faggots I demand an army of glowniggers harass me while i'm playing left 4 dead 2

Na Sora Kaishi

>>40898819
fuck u more, im the faggot of ur ass but ur the faggot of my dick, you slobber like a thirsty whore no matter what your testosterone levels are

>>40898630
Ya but what if I could get one like them one day

>>40898821
merci beacoup

>>40898634
I see what you mean sort of about not hiding. I'm not really interested in having IRL effected by a social media account tho. I'm not a public figure type tb.h

>>40898838
your dick is smaller than mine and you haven't fucked ass, male or female. I already posten a picture of my dick here and it is verifiably 1 in 100,000 statistically. All the statistics show that you are both WEAKER mentally and physically than me. You are beta coded

>>40898839
i hope u do anon, make them good choices for that reward in life

you thought you were buttfucking me but in the end it was your butt that was fucked

Bye same sex marriage… hahahahahaha !!!!!!!

>>40898659
Based choice but gooning is not based btw

>>40898849
Literally the faggot and even i agree same sex marriage should go BYE BYE, keep the faggotry in the closet trailer park boys style, it's more enjoyable for the faggots and the non faggots that way

Think I'll gyatt Thursday evening. Why not?

>>40898851
Spoken like a true beta, just bag the fries with your goofy ahh LMAO

https://youtu.be/sbYNG4KU3qs

>>40898844
those statistics were falsified by me, you fell for it, like the buffoon u truly are, you are gay coded, and i shall code my dick in ur ass, and my ass on your mouth,

>>40898863
Go easy on him King Nobody for he knew not what he did.

>>40898261
Wash your ass

>>40898868
i wont break him too much, i shall train him well

This thread is now being run by males who failed to be attracted to by females who now practice their cringe flirtation skills on each other.

>>40898847
Going swimming today for sun and exercise gettinh swole for baddie females ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

>>40898859
Lmao how does gooning make you alpha iyo? xD

>>40898874
yeah, like me and you,

>>40898874
I'm going to be with her in a few days btw. ',:^]

>>40898874
Um it's Tuesday in the Month of Monkey; Year of Snake.
We disregard females today.

>>40898879
Sigma skibidi rizz, of course.

You stupid fucking glowie faggots, i am 29 and i've been following chris chan my entire life, i lurked kiwi farms and have MORE experience than 90% of the poor puppet tactics you use, even in my low iq brain bashed laughing howler monkey state i can still recall the knowledge of fedsmoker, i can easily recall the convuluted methods used to get chris chan laid, there was also a glowie plot to get me laid while i was in college! The glowies sent a female who had wifi problems, i told her she could stand outside my window to use my wifi. She wanted to come inside to use my wifi for a longer period of time. YOur foolish, incompetently designed, low iq blatant glownigger plots to get me to fuck a female will NOT WORK! Fuck glowies, they are stupid animals

>>40898883
Ask her out today and take her to a restaurant.

Get good by being funny and watch the show on YouTube
<> The is Not happening <>
By comedy central.

Girls want someone that makes them laugh.

>>40898885
>Sigma skibidi rizz, of course
Is this a cap, gang?

>>40898811
^
>>40898874
>>40898877
>>40898888
>>40888888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KO58aE_LWqI

bi wata mai frend

>>40898885
Rizz that skipidi cause that ain't sigma

Bro hit the wall at 20 and never left the house fr

>>40898890
Hmm. I can be funny sometimes but usually after a bit of time although my humor might be a bit dark rn :|

>>40898890
wanna go out to a restaurant?
pic related will be me

>>40898896
I'll set up the place and hope for the best

Bros, I just realized I’m probably not going to get my 17 trilli.

How will I ever get to find out if the rain falls mainly in Spain?

Is doogie coon still a good crypto bros?

>>40898903
Take my advice and study
<> this is not happening <>
By Comedy Central.

You'll learn something.

https://youtu.be/fb8xM2geCjo

Here's an episode.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4I4xBCq_cpw

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=c_w2LkfbyO4

>>40898912
I will watch it tonight. Ty.

>>40898907
Pic related is me

>>40898911
Maybe not 17 trilli but certain 8 to 9 figures

>>40898917
thanks, i'll jerk off to this to prepare

>>40898907
If we eat a pound of chicken nuggets are we 1% chicken nuggets?

>>40898899
You dare question your Handsome Monkey King's skibidi rizz?

>>40898920
>habbydance.png

>>40898924
only one way to find out
https://www.chickenchef.com/locations/melita/
meet me here on the 16th, 1pm

>>40898926
Skipidi rizz means like fresh shit in a toilet fr

>>40898930
I will also be doing this happy dance as well

>>40898931
Nigga thats in Canada and I live on an island surrounded by leopard skinned ginger pygmies

How long does it take for the brain to recover from anti-psychotic medication?
I want to feel my dopamine again. It's been decreasing gradually over months.

>>40897954
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_kEK0vv784

>>40898932
Don't tell me what skibidi rizz means I'm the top sigma gooner. I goon like koreans play starcraft.

>>40898941
A couple weeks for me.

Maybe the brain damage is in your head.
kek, get it?

>>40898936
sounds like a challenge for u, its np, i prefer eating chicken nuggies with only the strong

>>40898941
shrooms once or booze

>>40898950
>>40898950
The bastards have done it again.

>>40898941
You need to eat healthy and exercise and you'll be back to baseline after a few months

>>40898951
Will she bring some with her? Shrooms I mean

>>40898156
>MS
That sucks, m8.
I've got something similar. Everything feels fake when you have nerve damage.

i dreamt about a book full of line work illustrations of the tree of life, and some other stuff i didn't recognize, and when you flipped the pages it acted like a flip book, and would animate the illustrations. i'm surprised no one ever thought to make books like those in the 1800s.

>>40898945
so not anymore?
>badum da crash

>>40898621
You can make the rounds in their magazines explode.

i dreamt of people so stupid they thought they would be kept around for their good boy acts after they stopped being useful to the people they sold their tribesmen to

>>40898994
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9pRqihAT2s

>>40899006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7MWbpLwg4Y

>>40899022
Moving a thing around as a projectile is base level TK.
The really scary motherfuckers will literally just pull all the blood out of your brain or something.

>>40899035
one of the craziest hasidic stories out there is about the kabalist who stopped hearts.

>>40899051
As a general rule, you don't fuck with psychics.
Getting into a "fight" with a telepath will at best land you in a psychiatric hospital.

>>40899061
depends on your ground.
but most of you, yea.
after all, the water ain't safe no more.
some people have such a natural understanding of foot work.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spoykLS6114

>>40899068
The deadliest punch is the one you don't see coming.
There are countless ways to fuck with someone's head.

>>40897749
I know the feeling all too well.

>>40898899
Do you look like your avatar fagging pic?

>>40898941
If you keep taking your meds, your brain will recover and be normal in no time.

>>40897635
That picture looks miserable and boring - guess I'm glad the "sissies" took over because at least things are more interesting now

>>40899218
I believe you but im not willing to let a quack psychiatrist play with my brain.

>>40899964
if you aren't schizo for real you can stop taking anti psychotics but the withdrawals for those make u one agitated retard, the agitation from the withdrawal almost is grounds to put u back, it's worth it tho, if ur mentally stable off your medication it is worth it no matter what quacks say

>>40897474
minecraft modding scene is off tap aye. Have you tried the capture the flag mod? It's wild, you have a blacklist of potential flags to capture, their locations marked on a paper map (compass isn't allowed on the servers, instaban). You need to locate 3 modes of transport, but the challenge is you can't use minecarts as they count as a compass, so you have to locate three scooters (you need the scooter mod). Once you capture the flag you leave on s1 to s2, use the flint and steel on s1, then leave on s2 to s3, again the fs, then you rtb on s3. The time mode challange is to complete the capture between 2am and 4am, when the streets are clear, and wear the enchanted black armor to avoid the patrolling skellys.

There are hundreds of flags with patterns and locations to collect. kek

Dont forget to use the flint and steel on the entire armour set, and the magic potion that looks like i dunno ammonia kinda? on your body including the nose and ear and fingernail slots after every run, or the game tends to glitch out and you get the bad ending blue screen of death.

You can download all these mods for free if you use the code FIST at the skatepark forums. The enchanted armour and potions can be downloaded for free is you use the code FIVE FINGER DISCOUNT at checkout.

I just woke up, I may have seen this in a dream? Might not be a real mod, but someone should make it if not haha, i better take my meds lol

have a song for context
https://youtu.be/XvlR-qRi_Ls?si=fgSC1GXDPIZZ81HH