Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:45:22 PM
No.213649736
>Dexter mentions reading "Everybody Poops" to Harrison
>confirms direct knowledge of defecation
>Debra = non-biological sister, yet cohabitation established during formative years
>shared domestic plumbing ecosystem implies shared exposure to auditory/olfactory confirmation of bowel activity
>if household contains pooping capable adults statistical certainty of multiple concurrent defecators
>conclusion: Debra almost certainly poops
>secondary implication: confined airspace contamination inevitable
IMAGINE THE SMELL
