>Immigrants with tuberculosis and polio are welcome, but you'd better be able to prove your dog is vaccinated.
>Doctors and Engineers who want to immigrate must go through a rigorous vetting process, but any illiterate gang-banger who jumps the southern fence is welcome.
>We demand that the government be in control of our health care, but then we are outraged when the government makes our health care decisions.
>$5 billion for border security is too expensive, but $1.5 trillion for free health care for illegals is not.
>Men are evil misogynists, and a hooker named Stormy Daniels is a national treasure.
>If you cheat to get into college you go to prison, but if you cheat to get into the country you go to college for free.
>Politicians who say that the President is not above the law put illegal immigrants above the law.
>It's racial profiling when an officer accidentally stops an Arab Illegal in a routine traffic shop. But it's not racial profiling when Airport TSA luggage/shoe/body scannings create 1 trillion dollars per year of damage to our economy, even though the people they are searching for is 99.9% one kind of person who can be identified with a skin pigmentation test from a camera at a distance of 30 yards.
>People who say there is no such thing as gender are demanding a female President.
>When America makes a slatted fence to prevent illegal immigrants, that's white supremacy, but when Israel puts robo-auto-shooting-turrets and multiple air and subterranean weapons systems on their western fence, routinely sacking Arabs who test the nomansland it's not white supremacy.
>It's terrible when the President says that Puerto Rico's politicians are corrupt, but it's wonderful when Puerto Rico's politicians are kicked out of office for corruption.