Iruma's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his human-fuckin' subway sandwich out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his subway sandwich was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Devitter.com: Iruma-Kun, you've got a small Subway Sandwich. It's the size of this devinut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my hoagie looks like.

That's right, baby. All points, no ahoge, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two medium sized drinks and a U-Boot. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Netherworld. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER OLIVE OIL!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the NETHERWORLD, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON BABYLUS! How do you like that, SULLY?! I PISSED ON BABYLUS YOU IDIOT!

You have thirteen hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Netherworld, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!