>out walking in the park
>on the other side of the river a homeless man is watching me
>try to ignore him
>wait, are those bird on this shoulders?
>he starts laughing and points at me
>the birds take flight
>suddenly on me one of them flaps me on the head
>the other skillfully steals my candybar
>i yell while they return to the homeless man who is still laughing
>they disappear into the shadows of the forest