>Chilling in your living room with your beezle wife
>Room is immaculately clean
>Go to the bathroom to take a leak
>Come back room is trashed
>Don't even know where half of the trash items came from or how rotten food and moldy pop appears
>She looks at you like nothing happened
Some think kikis and shoggs are eternal rivals. This is untrue. They may have some disagreements on how to clean (kikis preferring the traditional approach of removal and sanitation, and shoggs preferring the approach of dissolving, but they actually work well together and support each other). No, the eternal rival of both kikis and shoggs are beezles and to a lesser extent, devil bugs. The girls that instantly trash any dwelling within mere moments and have no desire to pick up after themselves, and even worse, actually prefer to live in filth.