>Be me
>"Sir" Kirk of the Coyotes
>Boss of a warband called The Coyotes
>Dubbed Sir as a mockery to all knights
>Rag tag group of berserkers, a pack of coyotes and a druid who want nothing more then to fight and pillage
>Heard about a castle run by someone with a black heart
>Sounds like my kinda person to sort out a contract with
>They live on the otherside of the Dark Woods
>Well have no fear lads, let's go
>We begin our long hike into the dark woods
>Slaying anything stupid enough to try and kill dudes who get sky high on shrooms and their pack of animals