Why couldn't air defence cuckold save RIZZan?

Good thing I didn't ask that in now-nonexistent bake so I can do it right now:
Why couldn't air defence cuckold save PIDORsburg of all things?

Why couldn't air defence cuckold save NovoSHAFTinsk refinery?

Why couldn't air defence cuckold save ArzamASS?

>>512708407
>shot down
What makes you think that air defence cuckold would've done something?

>>512445123
Nice, another air defence cuckold video
Will he ever be able to save anyone?

>>512445123
Nice, another air defence cuckold video
Will he ever be able to save anyone?

Will air defence cuckold save CREAMea, just like he totally saved that VORElgograd and ACKfipsky refinery?
The answer is pretty obvious but we'll see(and laugh) anyway

>defeated male leaves
...is exactly what pozzian air defence cuckold does whenever BVLLkrainian drones visit one of POCCNR cities.

>>512277566
All these SU-type aeromorphs getting pegged in SUCKY by BVLLkrainian drones, and air defence cuckold just measures eggs and watches!
>if only Hanuman-raja knew...

>>512192550
>>512192604
So that's why zisters were derailing the night bake with spam
But that brings the question:
Why couldn't air defence cuckold save BOTTOM Novgorod?
Why did he made VOREonezh situation even worse?

Why couldn't air defence cuckold save KrASSnoyarsk?
Why couldn't he save CREAMean Radar-chan?
Why couldn't he save Ryazan?
...Oh what am I saying, none of these losses were unneccesary as per tsar makaka's verdict!

Not only air defence cuckold failed to protect Crimea, he also bombed the things he was supposed to protect, somehow failing his cuck role.

>>511203603
On the contrary, it knows exactly where it is!
Outfitted with state-of-the-art KR1LL-1N programming, its sole purpose is to deliver MAXIUM cuckoldry to whatever launcher was equipped with it!

Why couldn't air defence cuckold save Rostov?