I had the idea of writing a "We're Not Gonna Play It" as an anti-shill song and even thought up some replacements for the bit for the extended version with the father as a rabid shill

TEAM FORTRESS 2? What is that? Wipe that image off your reply. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? WHAT IS THAT? A MELEE DISC IN YOUR WII?! WHAT KIND OF A GAMER ARE YOU?! YOU'RE WORTHLESS AND POOR. YOU BUY NOTHING. YOU ARE NOTHING. YOU SIT IN HERE ALL DAY AND PLAY THAT CLUNKY, OUTDATED, ANCIENT BUTTON MASHER! I PRE-ORDERED CONCORD AND YOU, YOU BOUGHT, BOUGHT, BOUGHT VTMB! WHO ARE YOU?! WHERE DO YOU POST FROM?! ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?! WHAT DO YOU WANNA PLAY WITH YOUR TIME?

But beyond the titular line I can't think of any way to make the lyrics more specifically video game focused and keep them rhyming

>You're worthless and weak.
What an awful thing to say about your own son. WTF is wrong with Boomers?

>YOU ARE A DISGUSTING SLOB
wtf was his problem?

>You're worthless and weak.
Seems a bit abusive.

>You call this a room?
>This is a pigsty.
>I want you to straighten up this area now!
>YOU ARE A DISGUSTING SLOB!
>Stand up straight!
>Tuck in that shirt!
>Adjust that belt buckle!
>Tie those shoes!
>Twisted Sister?
>What is that?
>Wipe that smile off your face.
>DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!
>WHAT IS THAT?!
>A TWISTED SISTER PIN?!
>ON YOUR UNIFORM?!
>What kind of a man are you?
>You're worthless and weak.
>You do nothing.
>You are nothing.
>You sit in here all day and play that REPULSIVE electric TWANGER!
>I CARRIED AN M16 AND YOU, you carry that, that, that, GUITAR!
>Who are you?!
>Where do you come from?!
>Are you listening to me?!
>What do you want to do with your life?!

Invader. We hate all women. Foids, foid doppelgangers, and the simps that chase foids are a cancer that has over taken this board.

ALL YOU DO IS PLAY WITH THAT ELECTRIC TWANGER.