Ugh, listen, I-I think, y’know, what really stops Sonic from, like, totally beating all them characters he’s up against, mmm, is that he just, like, only relies on his martial arts stuff and his super-duper speed, okay? He don’t got no, like, energy blasts or nothin’. No fancy powers, just, y’know, that invulnerability thing, mmm. At his heart, he’s, like, a flyin’ brick, zap, pow!