Thread 150211394

Will they ever do it?

>>150211394 (OP)
No probably not. Jenny might be dimes, but Robotboy is not.

>>150211394 (OP)
They should do Uzi vs Jenny instead.

>>150211394 (OP)
My OC?
Fucks jenny

>>150211436
My OC? Killed your OC and Jenny

>>150211394 (OP)
You're more likely to get Uzi VS Jenny. More interesting than brick vs brick and the banter potential would be far better

Are there any "Legacy" match ups that are still dimes, or has time ran out for their dimefulness?
What even are the remaining 'Legacy' match ups?

Does Jenny lose ANY of her popular matchups?

>>150211461
Honestly she might lose to both Robotboy and Uzi

>>150211461
Seemingly Robotboy. But bizarrely enough, she has a composite option with All Star Brawl that just barely gives her enough of a stat boost.

>>150210990 #
>Bruno's involvement in the franchise should be aware that Death Battle only gave Kratos the win because Valhalla let him manifest the Blade of Olympus.

You have no idea how retarded you are for thinking that.
Kratos was scaled to events Bruno said never even happened—twice.

The idea that the Blade could stop Asura from resurrecting is already ridiculous too. Kratos, Athena, and Zeus were all killed by it and came back almost immediately. The Blade is 0–3 at stopping gods from resurrecting. But yet for some reason , they figure , it will do the trick.

On top of that, Kratos was given all his gear and hax despite having no logical way of regaining them. So why pretend Bruno giving him the Blade in Valhalla was a game changer, when Death Battle would’ve 100% given it to him anyway regardless If bruno gave him access to it or not?

>>150211447
Your OC? Superman's victim

>>150211482
Kratos himself has the power to stop resurrection, not the blade.
also Athena and Zeus never came back. Athena is a ghost and Zeus is dead-dead.

>>150211482
I am that anon.
I'm not even agreeing with it having that potency.
As for gear, did they actually? If so, then that's my mistake for not remembering.

>>150211458
Off the top of my head: Zero vs Meta Knight, Sans vs The Judge, Finn and Jake vs Mordecai and Rigby, Liu Kang vs Jago, Mewtwo vs Tetsuo, Sakuya vs DIO, Jimmy vs Dexter, Homer vs Peter, and Goku vs Sonic.

>>150211458
Depends how you define legacy. There are past ToC candidates. Jimmy VS Dexter is a big one at least for /co/. Peak Thor VS Superman I guess

>>150211498
Athena transcended into a higher plane of existence.

Zeus resurrected almost immediately in an astral form because of the power of fear and had to be defeated with the power of hope the blade could not kill him permanently.

>>150211458
Jimdex

>>150211526
aka, a ghost. She can't even affect anything in the real world anymore, that's why she needed hope to come back
and kratos has the power of hope, as confirmed in the sequels. Kratos put him down for good

>>150211534
He was talking about the Blade of Olympus Anon. That didnt accomplish shit. He is kind of right in that its track record of dealing with its targets is pretty shit

>>150211549
2/3 gods it killed, and the third one Zeus only got away because of a mystical powerup letting him astral project his tainted soul

>>150211461
She loses both

>>150211423
>>150211454
Murder Troons dodging their SkibidiGOD masters, kek

>>150211507
I suppose I am mistaken, but when looking at the episode transcript I saw this at the end of Kratos' analysis:
>Wiz: In his quest to free the Norse World, Kratos reclaimed old weapons by reckoning with his past sins, even taking up the Blade of Olympus once again.
How did I not catch this error earlier?
Am I misremembering something? This doesn't seem accurate.
He only 'reclaimed' the Blades of Chaos. The rest of the weapons shouldn't even have functionality since the magic of Greece is dead.
The BoO isn't even something he took up again, they literally describe in a Black Box that:
>Popup: Kratos regained the Blade of Olympus in God of War: Valhalla, and was able to summon it afterward. Mimir described it as "a memory of your past made manifest."

>>150211534
>She can't even affect anything in the real world anymore

She's tangible enough to upgrade the Blades of Athena to Exile, and rip the de-powered Blade of Olympus from Krato

>>150211549
>Track record

Speaking of bad track record, I don't get why there's hype around the Blades of Chaos when of Kratos' kills on gods and deities were from the Blades of Athena and Exile.

The Blades of Chaos didn't Ares that was the Bronzed Blade, they didn't kill Persephone that was the Gauntlet of Zeus, and the Furies aren't even Gods.

Why is it called the power of hope? Is it the hope of destroying the west?

Maka, you are a better woman... A meister of fools, a meister of... hope. You are so much more of a cuckqueen than others saw. You are more than that, you are a cuckqueen no longer... You're the cuck empress.

>>150211562
post Skibidi toilets destroying a planet

>>150211570
the Furies are primordials, they're even stronger and have universal scaling

>>150211571
Kratos' hope of teaching incels to be Better Men.

>>150211567
It was just them bullshitting and overwanking Kratos like they were doing for the rest of his rundown. He only had Blade of Chaos since they were specifically bound to his being. The Blade of Olympus in Valhalla was basically just a projection no more real than the Helios head shit talking Kratos. Kratos already directly states that his other greek gear just flat out don't work anymore since their magic/power was tied directly to Greece...which kind of just further hammers in how the multiversal shit is nonsense but anyone with common sense would have figured that out.

>>150211587
>gets btfo by mortal made regular wooden boat

>>150211587
>The Furies are Primordials

They aren't, they are literally the result of the Primodrials battling, but are not Primordials. If that was the case, then why did the Furies needed to team-up with Ares to take down Olympus.

>>150211567
>>150211601
what part of "made manifest" don't you understand? Because you never played the game or you can't read? He took the memory of it and made it real again.

>>150211587
>Retard doesn't know the series

>>150211574
>What my wife does is none of my business. Be better.
>What Soul does IS my business! Let me watch!
Maka is just on another level.

>>150211609
because the Olympus gods are even stronger than most gods and Primordials, especially Zeus Hades and Poseidon who are infinite and omnipotent

>>150211570
The Blades of Chaos are only special in that even with the magic of Greece being dead, their power still remained.
That, in tandem of Surtr being able to use the Blades to start the reaction for Ragnarok, come with the implication that the Blades have some of the same essence as the most primordial chaos of the setting as a whole.

>How can you beat someone who will beat you no matter what you do?
>How can you beat perfection?

>>150211616
Made manifest (in the space of Valhalla and the non-canonical NG+).

>>150211617
you have no argument as usual to my facts, only your butthurt seething while dodging the question like a bitch

>>150211631
He doesn't swim with dolphins, the dolphins swim with him.

>>150211616
It's Valhalla only anon. I assume your shit posting as its pretty obvious in context

Here's your 3D battle bro.

>>150211627
>Stronger than most gods
>Literally the War against the Titans needed the Blade of Olympus to win said war
>Chains of Olympus has all of the Gods asleep - omnipotent my ass

>>150211644
>your
drooling retard
you can use it outside of valhalla too. Kratos brought them back and fought with them in Valhalla because that's where the dlc takes place

>>150211650
Hades is confirmed to be infinite, cope

>>150211659
In an artbook?

>>150211628
The Blades of Exile by the end of GoW 3 looked like it didn't had its magic drained.

>>150211659
>Infinite
>Couldn't stop his wife from having an affair with Atlas

>>150211680
he was being a Better Man

>>150211680
Can't beat the Atlas cock
You just can't.

>>150211653
>You can use it outside of Valhalla too!
>In ng+ for fun gameplay where its not canon to the events transpiring
Kek retard

THE GOD OF HOPE!

>>150211687
>n-n-n-n-n-not canon!
Proof?
Other than your butthurt crying of course, cuck

>>150211682
>Be Hades
>Have a wife you love so much
>Let her have relations with a Titan
>Said wife put to sleep all the Gods of Olympus
>While she was spending time with Atlas
>Keep her corpse after she died

What is wrong with Hades?

>>150211671
Could just be that they were gradually drained/disappeared after Athena cut ties with Kratos.

>>150211694
Are you saying NG+ is canon?

Kratos brought back the Blade of Olympus and can use it outside of dream sequences.
Mimir himself confirms this and says he brought it back physically from his memory of it.
Kratos can use this as a weapon in free exploration and NG+

I don't see what the problem is, Kratos brought it back. You're just seething because of stuff he literally did for you to see

>>150211694
>cuck
The correct term is Better Man.

>>150211696
been a long time since i played but i'm 1000% sure he didn't know she was having an affair. She plotted to overthrow him with Morpheus and Atlas. Atlas just happens to be in the Underworld because it's underneath stuff

>>150211697
The Blades of Athena were drained by the start of GoW 2, but gained power by the end. Then in GoW 3 the Blades were rusted by the River Styx, then were upgraded by Athena. And by the end of GoW 3, the Blades of Exile were the only weapons that didn't get destroyed by Zeus.

>>150211708
yes. Also proof he can only manifest it in valhalla?

>Kratoscuck thinks New Game+ is canon
I knew they were delusional but damn

>>150211711
>implying

>>150211722
whatever happened to Morpheus? he takes down nearly all the Gods and then fucks off when Helios comes back

>>150211734
>fleeing the question like a pussy
You claimed (lied) he can only manifest it in Valhalla.
Proof?

>>150211722
It's bant, but it's hilarious considering that Hades got the news that his wife literally willing to betray him with a Titan, and kill everyone.

AND STILL KEPT HER CORPSE

>>150211734
That's unironically more valid than believing the Furies are universal just because they can make pretty scenery with their illusions.

KINGtos is BEYOND time and space, of course NG+ is canon

>>150211712
Can't use it outside Valhalla's gates in DLC. Only in NG+ of the main story which takes place before Valhalla as a bonus treat.

>>150211733
There is no proof one way or another, honestly.
Given the circumstances, I have no reason to assume it is able to be summoned outside of it, since Heilos doesn't exist outside it.

>>150211748
he's sentimental like that. I saw some praise before that GoW kept that part of hades instead of making him a dick. In 3 he hates Kratos because he killed his niece and wife and brother and he actually loved them

now that i'm starting to recall the game, Persephone didn't even have an affair, she and Atlas both just wanted to kill everyone in murder-suicide

>>150211761
That's not proof, anon. You're cherrypicking exceptions and blaming one on gameplay while excusing the other

Kratos does open world shit in Ragnarok, you can do any of that in the space after completing the main story and the DLC

Whoever said Maka has toonforce is big dumb.
Or it is anime exclusive.
In the manga she's just an unhinged version of herself (though Madness does allow for some characters to be enhanced).

>Kratos is so powerful he created his own Blade of Olympus from pure will
FUARK

Kratos won this thread.

Kratos won my (male) virginity

>>150211792
Kratos is the only Diaper Duo of /dbg/

>>150211781
toonforce isn't even a real power

>>150211815
Nobody cares about your memes, dragontard
Go back

>>150211772
It's a narrative point to be fair. He only gets it for use in Valhalla after making progress on his therapy. To say he can use it outside of it when he can't during the events of the DLC and only has it in a NG+ bonus which takes place long before that narrative beat doesn't make sense. But anon is obviously shitposting so yeah

FUARK POKEMON HUMANS CAN DESTROY STARS
https://youtu.be/E2j5GG8sErc?t=29

>>150211555
Kratos resurrected, and Zeus came back in astral form and kept fighting like nothing happened, and Athena, instead of dying for good like all the other gods, transcended into a higher place. Even if you want to ignore the anti-feats, it still has 0 actual feats of actual stopping resurrections. It is still not proven to be any more effective at stopping resurrections than any other basic weapon. I have no idea why they were hyping it up as some sort of Trump card in doing something it has never actually accomplished.

>>150211823
no it's a hop leap and jump to conclude "this story takes place in valhalla so VALHALLA is making a fake illusion one!" when Mimir directly says the opposite and that Kratos himself created a physical one.
But you're obviously just butthurt and jealous of kratos and looking for any lie to downplay him in your mind so yeah

This thread needs a HERO!!!!!

>>150211819
You're absolutely correct.
But not in a helpful way.
Toon Force is just a catch all so we don't actually have to deal with characters from cartoons with inherently inconsistent showings.
But then some people are stubborn and try to force those characters into conversation one way or another.
They just aren't fun.

>>150211838
ENOUGH, THESE FILTHY ALIENS CAN NEVER TOUCH OUR KING

>>150211847
...and that hero is KINGTOS! (gohan is a cuck)

>>150211847
>Mark's rape victim

>>150211845
It doesn't all take place in Valhalla though. The zone outside of Valhalla is also a story zone for cutscenes and dialogue.

Kratos: "You want, uh, scaling?"
Ruby: "Well, uh... Yes please."
Kratos: "Have you ever, like, uh, destroyed a mountain?"
Ruby: "Nah."
Kratos: "Do you have any cookbooks, lore, dimensional scaling, anything?"
Ruby: "Nah, nah..."
Kratos: "Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be a better man!"
https://youtu.be/avScVe6ZPjA?si=2KqfIMTQEFVVXTwO
Hey!
We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One
>Kratos
Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna get scaling Number One
You have to ask your writers for some wank
Just copy my question, and pester their Xs
Be careful not to get downgraded
(Uh?)
>Ruby's writer says she is building level
(No, no, delete the question!)
We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One
We are Number One
>Montage of Kratos and Ruby using multiple X accounts to ask if she's beyond platonic concepts
>Maka posts a selfie on X and Ruby gets jealous so she posts her own selfie in one of her fake accounts outing herself
Ha ha ha
Now look at this lightbulb, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to dodge!
Go!
>Ruby tried to jump away from the light and crashed against a wall
(Dodge with your hand, not the whole body!)
(Ugh, let's try sabotaging the competition)
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
Make Maka slip and slide on this banana peel!
>Ruby tried to hide and accidentally slipped on her own banana peels
(Ha ha ha, gasp! what are you doing!?)
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
>Kratos dresses like an old lady and Gives Maka a venomous apple (straight from the cookbook)
>Maka falls unconscious
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
>Ruby and Kratos kidnapped Maka
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
>Ruby load a big cannon towards Maka
>But accidentally she shoots herself and Maka escapes like nothing
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Hey!

>>150211847
Maybe if he hadn't fumbled Perfect Cell (twice) and Majin Buu

>>150211847
BEASTAROOOOO!!!

>>150211857
>robbed in season 1
>very likely to get btfo again soon
What's next for Pikachu?

Alright, remember. Don't fall into the same path as /dbs/:

>Consistent Transposting
>Consistent Tier-15 cuckposting
>E-drama
>Doxxing
>Trying to prune threads through various means
>Gore posting
>Threads about anon instead of the characters

>>150211838
>PEW PEW PEW

>>150211847
But it doesn't need a JOBBER like Gohan

>>150211886
What is... Tier-15 Cuckposting?

>>150211838
ENTER

THE HERO OF EARTH

>SHITosfag talking about being a cuck
Gentlemen.....post "what your mother did before she"

BRING. ME. BOWSER!

>>150211894
what did BatGOS say?

>>150211894
That's none of your business, cucky Gohan

>>150211855
>>150211819
Wile E coyote has a trap backfire and a boulder smashes him into a pancake, he waddles around as a pancake for a couple seconds and then the screen fades to black. Next scene starts and he is perfectly fine and tryong a new trap. How did he heal between scenes? Toonforce, aka it keeps the jokes going.

>>150211803
Asura...

>>150211905
Fight me!

>>150211894
You just know Videl went through miles' worth of BBC and BWC before meeting Gohan

>>150211886
Janny killed all the e celebs troon spammers. Only a few select anons discuss the series.

Really makes you think.

>>150211924
CHADhan does have a BBB( Big Beast Cock).

When you think about it, Gohan becoming a cuck is Krillin's fault (since Goku wasn't around to be a proper father for him). Man is judged by the company he keeps after all

>>150211861
>gohan is a cuck
Not yet! But KINGtos will bring his wife's boyfriend and TEACH gohan how to be a better man!

>>150211932
What about piccolo?

>>150211911
That's not a power though, it is just that the context of the medium and fiction doesn't care about keeping continuity between every sort of scene.

>>150211847
Yup.

>>150211931
typo anon...

>>150211940
Yes, i am explaining what people who claim toonforce is are talking about. Power scalers will say coyote has super duper duper regen since he healed from pancaking.

>>150211936
What the fuck is this Better Men shit with Kratos? The 2018 game had Kratos say Better Gods than be Better Men

>>150211911
>How did he heal between scenes?
regeneration

>>150211932
Well no, the implication is that other than Goten and Trunks playing with one another, the Dragon Team just didn't interact with each other much.
Even Piccolo didn't hang out around the Son family after Cell.

>>150211894
but please don't post THAT SCENE of Spopovich ravishing Videl...

>>150211961
Ha, called it!
>>150211953

>>150211919
>Sonic tanked that
My man.

>>150211955
Youtube analisis about how Nu-GoW teaches how previous Kratos was toxic and he represents men and we must be better to women and minorities
It was memed to hell

>>150211968
I mean it is regeneration

>>150211847
GREAT CHADyaman!!!!

>>150211970
I'm sure he did bro, I'm sure he did

>>150211968
I think interpreting it as regeneration/immortality should be intuitive because literally media as far back as the 80s with Who Framed Roger Rabbit has interpreted that as "toons are immortal and can't be killed in normal ways because they're squash and stretch cartoons"

What if I want to be a worse man?
What strong character should I worship?

>>150211997
>Sonic tanked this Outversal moon
My man!

>>150212007
Worse man characters can never be strong

>>150212007
Yourself

>>150211953
>Power scalers will say coyote has super duper duper regen
Because he does https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Mqgh1JPqu50&t=80s

>>150212007
Greek Kratos

SKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
SHOULD BE HIGH

>>150211965
DBZ fillers are canon and Krillin and Gohan are best buds in those. Which also makes the infamous YABBA DABBA-scene canon

>>150212007
Simon

>>150212036
GODly victims.

>>150212036
>hulk vs doomsday was a fun animation
>hulk vs broly was a fun animation
>hulk vs godzilla was a fun animation
Why is Hulk, win or lose, such GOLD?

>>150212007
Kyle

Will they ever give sonic better speed than his opponent?

>>150212007
Asura

KEKAROOOOOO Zoomers have completely replaced us btw

What if Maka and Ruby kiss each other sloppy style instead of fighting?

>>150211394 (OP)
If these threads seem worse it's because /a/ finally banned DBSlop

>>150212090
>Man I can't wait to see my GOATs Gojo and Jin Woo after I'm done watching Superman and Invincible and finish this session of Marvel Rivals!
>Huh? Reimu? Cirno? Unc what is you waffling about nobody knows who they are

>>150212090
It's weird because zoomer stuff like Wplace is FULL of Touhou shit, too much to even think it's just a small dedicated group.

>>150211953
My personal take is that such characters are unfit for the context of battleboarding.
Battleboarding attempts to compare and achieve some sort of accurate assessment of how a scenario between two factions could go.
With toon force, the ultimate position in battleboarding is that all scenarios are valid, so Goku can obliterate, be obliterated by, or just stalemate Bugs Bunny equally as often.
Where things go awry are the metafictional works that attempt to explore these concepts in a way that aligns with the world of the fiction (like Marvel coming up with reasons for why characters revive or stuff like gutter panels).
There... we just have to have consistent approaches to those scenarios.

>>150212090
This is a compliment, the gatekeeping is working

>>150212108
Touhou has a big zoomer fanbase but it's still niche, people would probably recognize the Cirno fumos most, sort of like Neco-Arc.

>>150212075
That was the reason he won against Mario the first time, and the second time they gave him better travel speed and equal reaction speed.

>>150212090
Zoomer son or AI bot daughter, those are 90% of xitter

>>150212124
Cute and funny.

A reminder to everyone, Kratos SAVED this thread.

>>150212136
>Al
https://youtube.com/watch?v=N2uo2lL9rvo&pp=ygUXZ2FuZ3N0ZXIgcGFyYWRpc2UgY2hvaXI%3D

Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse

>>150212170
...and Mario!

>>150212170
Trvth nvkem forever

>>150212176
Mario…

It's funny as hell how Sonicfags have moved on to badgering Goku after accepting Mario as their superior

>>150212170
Your insecurities are showing

>>150212134
Didn't the second mario and sonic fight ignore that the transformations would boost his speed

ENTER: Our heroes!

I hope we get Peach vs Amy so we can further put Sonicsissies in their place

>>150212199
I think they ignored the speed boost and put the gameplay timer on Super Sonic when Advance shows it can last for days / however long it needs to

>>150212199
Pretty much, and they even used Hyper Sonic.

>>150212208
>inb4 its Archie Amy and they give her the win so she of all Sonic characters is the one to hilariously go 2-0

I hope we get Vector vs Funky Kong so we can further put Sonicsissies in their place

What wins do Sonicfags even have that haven't been retconned?
>Amy vs. Ramona
>Shadow vs. Ryoko

Seems pathetic to me

>>150212230
Trunks vs Silver and Eggman vs Wily.

>>150212211
Advance isn't canon to the Sonic Channel timeline seemingly, so that's no longer relevant. But you can pull stuff from Sonic Shuffle (limited stuff, since dream world is subject to people's hopes and dreams).

>>150212211
Yeah they have a strange relationship with super/hyper sonic being a invincible transformation at the same time being something that they can stay in for a long time. Although i do like how they've seem to come to the conclusion it is much better than they once thought.

>>150212230
From what I recall:

Tails beat Luigi
Sonic beat Mario the first time
Debatably Eggman depending on how you count Eggman VS Wily with Metal Overlord being the last one standing
Archie Silver beating Xeno/Heroes Trunks
Shadow beating Ryuko
Amy beating Ramona
Outside of Death Battle Blaze beat Starfire in that show that is basically just Death Battle.

>Sonic-franchises only untainted wins come from Amy Rose and Silver
Now this is funny

>>150212211
Asvance isn’t exactly clear what happened. You see Super Sonic fly off, then a few days later he comes back. He very well could have just flew off as Super, depowered, then turned back into Super Sonic afterwards to come back (same as in frontiers where you transform multiple times)

>>150212257
Don't the chaos emeralds disperse once fully depowered in non combat and have to be recollected? Either way though it was longer than the gameplay timer. Sonic Unleashed opening also has it last longer duration wise

Keep poking us Sonicfans keep going, the second DB gives the franchise another win I'll make sure none of you hear the end of it

Rosalina vs Blaze when??

>>150212249
The funny thing about Archie Silver vs Xeno Trunks is that it means Archie Sonic ends up losing to Xeno Goku, since Sonic doesn't have the abilities that Silver has to stay in the game longer.

>>150212196
>'y-your in-insecurities...'
>proceeds to make 50 posts of cuckspam, ooc webms, and various slander to cope
lel

>>150212274
The reply after this one will be "battle over my COCK" or something

>>150212267
Only in some games. Rush Adventure for example they stay and they keep them. Frontiers they just travel a short distance to the next boss.

Also assuming Sonic was Super for that entire time assumes Eggman’s weak mech was fighting Super Sonic for multiple days. Much more likely the emeralds were only for the journey/trip

>Dragonballfags are AFRAID of Sonic again
Kek

>>150212273
Sure, sure, and we'll call any win the Sonic franchise gets a pity win.

>>150212289
Sonic isn’t gonna get any wins tho, lol
The entire Marioverse now outscales them thanks to Stars

>>150212279
Archie Sonic has "chaos" hax that Silver doesn't but they make shit up match by match so I wouldn't really use prior stuff as to what they'd go with in a hypothetical Sonic VS Goku match from them.

pity win sonic lol

>>150212280
Not me not I.
I generally do my best to keep things civil.
I do respond to shitposts with shitposting though.

>>150212274
>FRAUDsalina (never reset the universe, jobbed to base Bowser) vs FRAUDaze
truly this is the real Goomba vs Koopa 2

>Mariofags are AFRAID of Sonic again
Kek

>>150212298
I've heard people wanting Archie Sonic VS Paper Mario and general consensus seems to be Sonic wins that one despite PM's hax

Reminder that Sonicfags are CANONICALLY:
Bowser's Bitches
Mario's Minions
DK's Drones
Mewtwo's Mindslaves
(They also used to be Bejita's Bottoms until SAINT SILVER rescued them from that sort of slavery by Topping Trunks)

No wins Gokek lol

>>150212315
Still stronger than FAGon Ball though

>>150212309
We’re tired of beating you up, lil bro. You cried so hard for weeks last time and everyone laughed, it was embarassing

>>150212280
>cuckspam
Officially approved, don't know what you were expecting
>ooc webms
More like clips consistently supported by newer material, as opposed to your precious planetary feat from X
>various slander
pot calling the kettle black
Anyways check this out

I think what stops sonic from beating a lot of characters he faces is just that he kinda only relys upon martial arts and speed and doesn't have much else besides that.
He doesn't have energy blasts.
He doesn't have hax besides Invulnerability
He's a flying brick at heart

>>150212317
He won in Gogeta vs Vegito and in the wizard magazine fight that's canon to Death Battle.

>>150212301
You're not wrong. They also believe Ultra Sonic is stronger than Super Sonic and also something that Sonic should have access to during a fight.
At best, Ultra Sonic is Sonic with the power of Ixian Magic, but it does have a super duper limited timer and leaves him winded and weakened as a result.

>>150212327
Yes, but all thanks to Silver carrying their verse on his back

>fagon fag fags MELTING DOWN over Sonic
FUNNYROO!

>>150212327
I thought this was about Bowser? Why are you suddenly hiding behind other franchises now?

>>150212327
CANON

>>150212351
>sonicfags pick a fight
>sonicfags get beat up by the actual chad series then run home crying
>m-melting down!
Tale as old as time

>MARIO MARIO MARIO
>DRAGONBALL DRAGONBALL DRAGONBALL
Why are Sonickeks like tjis?

>>150212327
Yes thanks to the good boi

Ugh, listen, I-I think, y’know, what really stops Sonic from, like, totally beating all them characters he’s up against, mmm, is that he just, like, only relies on his martial arts stuff and his super-duper speed, okay? He don’t got no, like, energy blasts or nothin’. No fancy powers, just, y’know, that invulnerability thing, mmm. At his heart, he’s, like, a flyin’ brick, zap, pow!

>>150212375
They’re scared of you

>Sonicfags and DBfags yapping at each other
>when Tails and Broly are the biggest FRAUDS among the DB winners*

*DB team has previously admitted to not scaling Tifa and Gaara properly so rematches are pointless since both stomp their opponents

>>150212367
>Associating Mario with Mordecai
Why are you debasing Mario?

>>150212380
Post sonic having hax

You know who isn't a fraudulent winner?

>MarioLORDS post legitimate antifeats to make their case
>SonicRATS post fanart as a retort
Everytime lmao

>>150212386
>Mariofags HONESTLY think they could handle a fragment, nay, an iota of Tails power
lmao

>>150212398
Kratos won his matchup fair and square, it's shameful that Asurafags can't let it go and shitpost about it

Post Sonic flipping a temple.

>>150212412
Tails is a shell of a man now. He has no power anymore because Sonic the leech stole it from him to make himself look good

>>150212412
>biggest feat was winning a fight from over 20 years ago
>against an enemy whose weaker form later sent him into a panic attack
>everything else is chainscaling

>>150212367
>HBOCku
Why does this keep happening?

>>150211580
Don't they have time hax? Do they even need that kind of AP?

>>150212398
990
Million Universes
Lowballed

There is LITERALLY nothing wrong with chain scaling 2bh

>>150212435
fagon fag fags FEAR the blue rat LMAO

>>150212435
This argument started because you tried to make a case against Bowser, A.D.Dnic

>>150212429
It's still one of the better Archie feats, it just happens to be very cringe.

>>150212332
Nah, the main thing that stops Sonic is Sonic's relative inflexibility.
Unlike say, Mario who can be thrust into any role and situation, Sonic has to take himself mildly seriously.
And unlike Goku who has a strong enough archetype and setting that can be built upon, Sonic's setting is very fluid and his archetype is very shallow.
So between a rock and a hard place, Sonic's real world usage and history renders himself unable to grow in the same ways.

>>150212455
Oh wait you were talking about archie? I was referring to Chaos.

>>150212395
Sonic's speed is able to keep himself from being transmutation into stone in Sonic Generations and his speed was able to restore entire universes. Thats just base Sonic. He also has Chaos control which let's him teleport and stop time. Time Stones give him full control of all time. Sonic also has Excalibur which let Sonic tank the Dark Queen's reality erasing magic.

>>150212427
>>150212429
Just like Kyle's relationship to Hal.

>>150212255
The Silver win is incredibly tainted.

>psychotic retard vs suicidal homophobe
MATCH UP OF THE CENTURY

>>150212471
Sonic didn’t get transmuted because he didn’t get succed up, liar. Same reason Maria and Gerald weren’t stone either

>>150212437
yes

>>150212472
>Top 10 things that never happened

>>150212367
Kirby making xitter Sonicfags seethe was funny

Reminder that Dragonfags are CANONICALLY:
Superman's Slaves
Thor's Thralls
Kirby's Captives
Viltrumite Vassals
And the one of the few series featured that has LOST a 1v1 to THEMSELVES

>>150212471
Is this the same base Sonic that can't catch Eggman's flying mobility scooter?

>>150212398
>Had to handicap Asura just to get Kratos on par with him
>Stopped his power at the statue and ignored the two forms after that that were magnitudes more powerful
>Ignored the growth factor which is how Simon would shit on DC cosmology
Was pretty goofy along with the meme stuff. Kratos is slower than me as I can block sunlight faster than him kek

Reminder that interrupting Lina's spells is actually the worst possible thing you can do

>>150212513
who?

>>150212513
who?

>>150212505
That's younger Sonic. Isn't it also noted in canon that he is constantly getting more powerful?

>>150212471
So many desperate lies from the sonicfag as usual so i’ll just focus on one
>Sonic also has Excalibur
in a subfictional book
>which let Sonic tank the Dark Queen's reality erasing magic
Deflect her tornado-creating magic. She never erased any reality

>>150212518
No. That’s an english boast said by himself before Infinite beats him up a 2nd time.

>>150212508
That "handicap"? Pure NLF, Kratos was the one who got handicapped with the book and him being lowballed and 1% of his power

>>150212519
NTA but I thought the reality fuckery stuff was from Erazor Djinn from that arabian themed game

>>150212471
Generations:
Sonic isn't the only character to have been unaffected. And that they require the Chaos Emeralds would suggest that Sonic speed alone isn't enough to bring things back.
Chaos Control:
Teleport yes, Control time no.
Time Stones:
Specific to Little Planet
Sonic and the Black Knight:
Excalibur was only formed when Lancelot, Percival, and Gawain relinquished their weapons to restore Caliburn to his Excalibur state. After the battle, he is reduced to his original state and the Knights have their weapons back.

>>150212490
He gets sucked up like everyone else. His speed just kept him from turning into stone. He also restores everyone with his speed confirming his speed can restore transmuted character to their previous states.

>>150212530
It was, anon’s trying to claim that of Excalibur from Black Knight, which is just a lie. All she ever did with her magic was make a big tornado and energy blasts.

>>150212501
Red and Blue is the only series to have this happen more than once.

>>150212490
Obviously Maria and Gerald were galaxy+!

Name the match up

>>150212538
>He gets sucked up like everyone else
No he explicitly DOESNT you liar. He’s the omly character who doesn’t, because he grabbed onto the tree.

Holy shit, play your own game

>>150212518
Nope. If that were the case, then Super Classic Sonic would be a hindrance if Modern Sonic was stronger than Super Adventure Sonic.

>>150212533
He needed the emeralds to kill the Time Eater. He fully restores each universe and each character in the story with just his speed.

>>150212528
Ignoring two entire phases and throwing out supplementary material when they were using everything under the sun for the other guy does come across as pretty bitch tier even if you think Kratos wins.

>>150212538
>Soniccucks now just lying about easily observable knowledge
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NVQ0O6cmDtw
You guys are very pathetic sometimes, seriously

>instant seething
See?

>>150212539
Bowserfags fear this blue niglet.

>>150212564
but doesn't Generations imply that? Base Sonic beats Perfect Chaos which required Super in the Adventure days

>>150212578
Didn't DB use the manga? I mean how much more content is there for AW

>>150212573
Without the Emeralds parts of White Space were also blocked off.

>>150212573
He doesn’t restore any universes, only makes small patches of buildings that were greyed out colorful again

>>150212557
He ends up knocked out then sucked into the white void. Classic Sonic is also taken by the Time Eater and his speed allowed him to not be turned into stone. Confirming against his speed restores transmuted beings.

>>150212598
Sonic games aren't exactly known for being good outside the genesis series

>>150212591
No they threw out manga feats. I'd say ignoring the Creator form power was way more egregious though. The manga mainly provides superior/faster immortality and reviving and potentially faster speed since he can get out of "infinite" Naraka instantly compared to needing years by the end of the manga.

>>150212598
Ofc they don't, they only browse Deviantart, read fanfiction and fap to porn apart from rare SCHOLARS like Chris-Chan

>>150212590
Not really? Super Sonic doesn't actually want to defeat Perfect Chaos as much as pacify him, since he empowered himself with the negative emotions in the Emeralds.
In Generations, it was just a matter of needing to defeat Chaos to advance and since the Emeralds were off the table he just had to use force instead.
Though you could say that he did learn how to boost between the Adventure and Modern Eras, which isn't nothing.

>>150212590
That’s just gameplay mechanics anon.
You could easily say “Sa1 sonic wanted to calm down Perfect chaos, Generations Sonic just wanted to hop on Perfect chaos’s head until he went away”
Because that is what the boss fight is, not zooming across the city past his tentacles like sa1, just bouncing on his head like a 2d rhythm game

>>150212414
It's shameful that Kratosfags take such an issue with people shitposting about their episode. I think it's wonderful. And even if you don't agree, surely it's better to be laughed at for months or years after the fact than to be completely forgotten and irrelevant. It means your episode resonates with people. Kratos resonated with them. He taught them how to laugh and to smile and to be better men.

>>150212607
Sonic Forces confirmes they were all separated dimensions. So they had their own universes and timelines Sonic was able to restore all of them with just his speed.
>>150212592
It was more like the bosses blocking his path. Base Sonic also beat Perfect Chaos. He needed a super form to do that before confirming he gets significantly stronger with age.

>>150212608
The others are turned into stone because they’re EATEN through the portals. Sonic is the only one of them who is not eaten through a portal
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NVQ0O6cmDtw
Nowhere is it ever said “his speed allowed him to not be turned into stone”, that’s a lie you made up because you’re desperate and pathetic. He doesn’t get turned to stone because they are eaten and he isn’t. Maria and Gerald also don’t turn to stone because they weren’t eaten either.

>>150212625
>>150212626
How about base Shadow dunking on Overlord and Black Doom in base?

>>150212636
Another Dimension got retconned in Sonic X Shadow Gen rewrites.
And the circumstances between Adventure and Generations were different. He didn't have access to the Emeralds to turn into his Super form, so he simply had to make due.

>>150212636
Read >>150212626
>>150212625
You sad, sad middle aged soniccuck.

>>150212647
Classic Sonic is also taken by the Time Eater and isnt turned to stone because of his speed. Sonic is just sucked up off screen. He gets knocked out and wakes up in white space.

>>150212659
“Base” Shadow who gets a whole new Pseudo Superform just for that game straight from Black Doom himself?

>>150212662
Taken to white space like Gerald and Maria. Not eaten like the friends, which is what turned them to stone.

Another lie of yours. Post a single claim his speed is why he didn’t turn to stone.

“I, PHONYc the SUBPLANETARYhog, JOBBER of all fiction humbly kneel to:

Wally-sama, ultimate speed force user and my master.

CHADrio-sama, my one and only true love and other master.

Eggman-sama, who I shall never become faster than.

The End-sama, who my daddy's little girl warned me about.

Knuckles-sama, who got angry and KNOCKED the emeralds out of me, awakening my bisexuality.

Donkey Kong-sama, who MOLESTED Knuckles-sama to DEATH and successfully moved a moon out of its orbital position (I can't even crash through one in my super form without dying if I don't go fast enough...).

Bowser-sama, who MURDERED daddy Eggman-sama (who most of my feats chainscale to).

Mephiles-sama, who anally raped me and first awakened my wish to become an analslut sissy.

Kasen-sama, who will beat the shit out of me so hard I might start being attracted to femdom almost as much as I am attracted to men.

Giganto-sama, whose incomparabily forceful punches crushed my ass-womb entirely to the point I cannot bear CHADrio-sama's children anymore like I wished to.

Hulk-sama, whose indefinitely long beatings could give me uncontrollable orgasms so massive even the anal rape from CHADrio-sama wouldn't compare (I'd deliberately shit talk him throughout it all just so he could hit me harder...).

Ultima-sama, for I am NOT part of the equation required to beat him (I am so sad about it, as I would LOVE to have a taste of that COCKzilla...).

Chaos Emeralds-sama, as it is thanks to them that I am barely able to endure all sorts of abuse from half of these individuals (I WISH I was able to take them in base...).

SISSYza-sama, for he is able to do everything I can do through SHEER NATURAL STRENGTH and WOULD fuck ME up if I ever tried to threaten his daddies (God the idea is so tantalizing…)."

Sonicfags stop pathetically lying to farm powerlevels for 5 seconds challenge: impossible

>>150212647
Maria and Gerald are in a pocket of white space and can talk to Shadow because they are part of his memories. Shadow can also restore shit with his speed so Gerald and Maria being a part of him likely kept them from turning to stone.

I asked grok who won this thread and it told me Kratos did, and you can’t argue again Science

>>150212607
Sonic used his speed to fix spacetime. This is literally the plot of Sonic Gens. Tails also says in-game this is how things are getting fixed.

>>150212686
Honestly it's weird how Sonicfags don't write insane pastas like this

>>150212696
Shadow doesn’t restore them, dumbass, they and many other characters and enemies including Silver are not stone because they weren’t eaten at the birthday party.

>>150212704
Very fancy words.
Now post the game scene where all they amanage to restore at a time is bringing color back to select buildings, not universes.

Sonic transcends fiction and sends the opposition to the TRASH!

>>150212711
I’ve seen them try many times, They’re just not smart or literate enough to

>>150212695
It's an inferiority complex combined with a one completely one sided rivalry with the dragon ball fandom that seems to drive into the powerscale this way.

>>150212712
He doesnt restore them because they are a part of Shadow's memories and dont need to be restored. They are a part of Shadow basically so they have the anti transmutation ability inherently.

>>150212726
IcantbelieveSonictheHedgehogisDead.jpg

>>150212726
I miss Boom. You could tell they were having a blast just shitposting

Sonic has the better racing games.

>>150212744
Nice fanfiction and headcanon.
Now got any canon source for your cope?

>>150212752
Chris-Chan episode was wild

>>150212659
Shadow isn't actually in his base against Overlord and Black Doom just to be fair.
He is empowered across the game from both his possession of the Yellow Chaos Emerald and the Doom Powers.
But I would be remiss to not acknowledge Shadow being able to succeed against Metal Overlord at least, but it does need a bit more context.
Unlike against Sonic, Knuckles, and Tails, Overlord is choosing to fight Shadow along the water rather than simply attacking from above and a majority of the damage comes from Shadow knocking things back at him. (Though he does manage to kick him away more than once).
Shadow himself even calls him an idiot.

>>150212757
Tsr was hot garbage everyone memoryholed.
Free Riders was trash.
R was broken.
Crossworlds is desperate ip pigging and also broken.
Riders and Zero G were decent.

Mario Kart is godly.

When the fuck is Mark vs. Kratos

Is it time?

>>150212757
Nah, CHADrio Kart World still clears every Sonic game and it’s the weakest entry in the series

>>150212785
Wouldn't Nolantos be a better episode?

>>150212779
Not now nintenbaby, its time for you to drive in a straight line again.

>>150212795
No. Both IPs should come out with their biggest guns.

>>150212786
For your 3rd beating in a row? Of course

I'm sorry, but did Ruby already lose? Oh, that's right. The Death Battle isn't even over. They've not even shown the opening exchanges. Does getting pressured early count as exposure? Is that what you're saying? Because if that's your argument, you're dead wrong. Why even make this topic when the fight is still going? Ruby is still fighting and has been one of the strongest protagonists in her series for years. She's the heart of RWBY, and you're acting like one flashy scythe trick from Maka ends everything.

But here's the truth: Maka isn't close to Ruby's level. She's feeding off Soul Eater fans hyping her up, but her feats still don't stack. Ruby is insanely dangerous: blitzing Grimm, wielding Crescent Rose with precision, and carrying literal god tier silver eyes. She's written top tier, always has been. Maybe shut the fuck up before you post garbage like this. You'll just be embarrassed when Ruby blitzes Maka and someone bumps this thread.

Every time Soul Eater fans get loud, they fall short. Are you drunk? Retarded? Autistic? You're a fucking idiot and shouldn't post here again. Honestly, I think you're the same clown behind every anti Ruby post. You're just a salty hater who can't stand that she's good. Fuck you, be good at something in your life before trying to troll characters like her. It's easy to spot your trash threads now. Always the same nonsense.

Why don't you try to be a decent poster for once? Just once in your life, don't make a shit thread like this. But no, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

>>150212791
I take offense to this. You can't seriously call it worse than Super Mario Kart.

>>150212804
So Immortaltos then?

Air riders will save the racing vidya

>>150212804
Wouldn't that necessarily be the weird aliens that sent Mark to the past and Surtr!Ragnarok?

>>150212814
City Trial is fun but the actual racing mechanics of Air Ride were kinda mid.

>>150212814
They flat out acknowledge in the official trailer for Riders that no one's here for the regular racing.

GODnic beats Mario
CHADow beats Wario
KINGver beats Bowser
STACYmy beats Peach
KnuckLORD beats DK

>>150212827
Kratos is stronger than Surtr

>>150211461
No because she speedblitzes literally everyone.

>>150212832
>>150212836
Obviously but it's still a racing game

>>150212838
Then why didn't he stop him

>Walk in thread
>Sonic Sonic Sonic
What happened this time?

>>150212809
I'm hoping when the episode airs they pull the Cross Tag card and have it in a bullet point similar to Simon having a bullet about being a mangaka near the start of his rundown. The reaction would be hilarious

>>150212274
Battle over my COCK

Didn't Sonic recently trace SS2?

>>150212850
He’s a better man

>>150212099
K, b, c.

>>150212858
Trace would imply a decent copy. More like imitate.

>>150212838
>Doesn't save his future brother in law
Kratos is kind of an asshole. I thought he was supposed to be better!

Mario Kart World intermission courses alone MOG Crosshit

>>150212852
Fagon Fags and KEKrio picked a fight with their master again.

>>150212838
Freyrbros…

>>150212853
That's not equivalent though. That would be more like giving Simon SRW cosmology scaling.

BOOM!

https://youtu.be/52xbP44bQA8?si=EeMN-5bqBAAcbBgB
"I applaud you, Super Sonic, you still couldn't even scratch me however. I've gone up against Reimu, Created Gensokyo, and performed other BOUNDLESS feats."
>The entire cast of Sonic look in shock as GODsen turns into Ibaraki Douji, the verse it's shaking from the sheer POWER of the BOUNDLESS QUEEN.
"Let me show you hat true evil looks like"
>QUEENOFTHEMOUNTAINBARAKI LORDOFABSOLUTEEVILSEN's Danmaku begins to glow with a FRACTION of her spiritual might.
"Evil Sign: Deva of the Mountain!."
>With that, DEVAraki Douji charges forward with Infinite speed and shoots Sonic, OBLITERATING him along with everyone there with the explosive shockwave from said attack...
>The entire Sonicverse is consumed by a blinding white light, and when it clears...there's nothing
>Ibaraki GODouji floats in space as she looks at the blue rat
"You are no longer a monster..."
>With all his verse obliterated alongside his physical and spiritual from Sonic can only utter a single sentence before ceasing to exist
"I never was"
>Evaporating into nothingness Sonic is terminated Ibaraki Douji Opens a Senkai and goes away, but before closing the portal she looks back
"Sayonara, Super Sonic."

>>150212852
Kratos -> Sonic posting.
Sometimes Sonic posters are actually genuine unlike Kratos posters, so people are more likely to actually bother arguing with them.

>>150212877
Freyr is a m*n, therefore it was acceptable to let him die as long as POC and women get to live. This is the way of a better man

Kirby-chads.... Sonic-chads.... I kneel....

>>150212885
Didn't intend to say it was equivalent, more it being presented in such a fashion via bullet point early on to insinuate "yeah we are using Cross Tag".

>>150212837
...'s laundry

>>150212757
“I phase through the floor, i’m slow as fuck and getting to the end first doesn’t let you win…but it has HATSUNE MIKU (voiceless)??? YAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS” - Sonicfags

>>150212555
Gr vs spawn, top tier ttrpg fights.

>>150212903
We may not like it, but this is peak racing game design.

>>150212903
Mariosisters...

>>150212876
More like weakly duplicate.
Since Super Sonic 2 probably isn't available anymore (no more Cyber Corruption since it was used up for Super Sonic Cyber).

>>150212880
NEVER lump a Scholar with a disgusting tendie again.

I actually thought the animation for Ruby vs. Maka was good. I know a lot of people had problems with it, but I thought it was great.

Even if you disagree about Maka losing, given the power gap between the two it makes sense for Ruby to take little damage. It also put Ruby in some kind of a mentor or elder role to Maka, and let Ruby show how far she had come by defeating someone who had been down the same path as her. She wasn't just fighting Maka, she was TEACHING Maka. And I think that's very heartwarming in a way. That Ruby would take the lessons she learned and help someone who was just like her.

If this weren't a Death Battle I'm sure they would have ended cordially and taught each other well. The alternate ending is weird, even if heartwarming in its own way. It was nice to see Ruby reunite with her crush , but it feels weird to have her just stand there and take that swing.

I haven't read Maka's manga though (but after watching this fight I think I might watch an episode!) so I might be missing stuff but as a big RWBY fan I thought they did Ruby justice and from what I saw they treated Maka with the utmost respect. What character has ever gotten an alternate ending made just for them?

>>150212852
Kratos posting is WEAKER than Sonic posting

>>150212899
But Freyr's sword is a girl.

>>150212931
Ruby was TEACHING Maka

>>150212929
Also it’s featless. All you can say is it’s vaguelly better than Super Sonic. It still needed the Supreme Gun to beat both the enemies.

Sonic is SHIT.

Goku can't breathe in space lol

>>150212950
Even worse, Freyr was participating in the literal objectification of women. Even if he has some good traits, men existing brings women and POC down so better men must kill men to thin the herd

>>150212956
>featless
damn just like KINGtos

>>150212967
But that means Kratos let the sword die.

>>150212934
—ACK!!”

>>150212934
No it isn't RAT

>>150212970
Kingtos destroyed 990 Million Universes lowballed

>>150212950
Sword lives don’t matter but the LGBTQ+ does.

>>150212435
>>150212449
>RTH

>>150212977
Sonicbros…

>>150212934
FACT

Sonic won.

>>150212986
Post this happening.

>>150213002
…is that our “hero” sonic is a cuckold

…’t ever beat Mario.

>>150212986
in a cookbook

The problem with assessing Sonic's scale, is that it's a split between the IDW, Archie era, and games.

Cucky Sonic is KINGtos' pet

>>150212977
It's not Sonic business to know who Sally is kissing. Be better man

>>150213018
You weren't supposed to ask that..

REAL Better Men transition

>>150212978
You're
>>150212987
Too
>>150212995
Slow!

You know what, I want Kratos vs Sonic.
Imagine if they rule that Sonic gets Super absorbed out of him by the Blade of Olympus.

>>150213023
...that nerfed him even harder

>>150213030
>[KRATOS LIKED THAT]

>>150212977
Reminder that this guy ended up in the cuck bush.

Kratosbros are we losing??!

>>150213034
We know, Sonic, you were too slow

>>150213046
>Kratos vs. Sonic
>Sonic loses to Kratos' BOUNDLESS SPEED
Would be pretty funny

>>150213046
>Kratos raises the BoO
>It's suddenly gone
>Sonic has it and pulls a Frontiers, using his Excalibur knowledge to one shot Kratos who is also vulnerable to it and can't fly.
Too easy! Piece of cake!

Wouldn't Kratos unironically beat Sonic with the numbers death battle used?

Sonic? NOOOOOOOOOO BE THE BETTER MAN AND -ACK!

>>150213050
After pumping and dumping her many times already: >>150213059

>>150213059
>Couldn't tell
Archie GODnic stopped Penders from telling that story btw.

>>150213054
losing our semen to Sonic cucks' girlfriends while KEKnic watches

>>150213024
Not really. The absolute heights of power between Archie and Games are similar.
Same can be said of their most common showings (well Archie might be a little stronger in certain aspects).
Hell, even the current writer for Sonic games was the editor for late term Archie. By his own metric, Super Sonic is planetary in both.

>>150213068
Depends which Sonic. Game Sonic maybe. Archie Sonic still thrashes him with ease

>>150213068
Bro are you kidding me Death Battle Kratos is 990 Million Universes in one attack
He’d breath and the Sonicverse implodes

Unbelievable...I lost to a blue hedgehog??

>>150212893
Kill yourself Kirbonic Pikmin

>>150213068
Not Archie Sonic. DB actually believes that Super/Ultra Sonic is near Wally West's level of power.

>>150213088
Archie Sonic’s a cuck and a pussy. Kratos is not only far stronger but a better fighter too, he beats the fuck out of him like the spoiled teenager he is and Archie sonic begs and cries for mercy like a fag

>>150213098
Nobody....

>>150213068
No. Kratos speed is still finite and even with his wank they still had to admit that he'd basically be helpless in the vacuum of space even if they headcanon he'd "survive" there just floating around

>>150213098
>"you are a god no longer."

cough cough you weren't supposed to beat me...I'm the king...

>>150213112
Kratos’ speed is immeasurable. You didn’t see the Helios feat

>>150213098
...Mario (2011)

KIIIIIIINGTHRUUUUUUUS

>>150213105
Couldn't even discipline his wife's son

>>150213066
>Sonic gets parried by Kratos' shield
>Sonic dodges a strike but time slows suddenly, like but unlike Chaos Control
>He's not fast enough to evade the Nemesis Claws digging into him
>But they aren't to rip out his soul but Caliburn's
>Falling out of his state, Sonic can only look in horror as Excalibur Kratos floats above him

>>150213121
Bowser...

Sonic RAPED Tails

I'm the real life Simon the Digger.

Sonic... You are a monster no longer

YOU CANT JUST BEAT US LIKE THIS SONIC IM SUPPOSED TO BE STRONGER

>>150213159
You're an illiterate miner during the 1800s? Which part of the UK are you from?

Post Kratos destroying a mountain

>>150213159
Destroy the universe NOW.

Post Sonic destroying a mountain

Come on Death Battle, are you too cowardly to set these two BEASTS against one another?

>Kratos now back to his normal state, looks at Sonic in surprise. He had spent the entire fight reading Sonic’s mind and analyzing his movements, something the hedgehog had been completely unaware of. In that brief moment of insight, Kratos discovered Sonic’s biggest weakness, and a plan began to form in his mind.

>With a smirk, Kratos steps forward, his voice calm. "You know what? I give up. You win," he says, surprising Sonic. You're the better mam." Sonic is flattered, his pride swelling at Kratos' praise.

>Kratos drops to one knee in front of him. "Hey, can I get your autograph?" he asks innocently.

>Sonic chuckles, "Of course, kid." He takes a pen and signs his name for Kratos.

>Kratos takes the autograph, smiling. "Thanks... uh... Saarnic.”

>Sonic corrects him with a laugh, "It’s Sonic."

>Suddenly, Sonic loses all his rings and emeralds and instantly reverts back into his powerless form while watching Amy and Sally get kissed by every single man in the Sonic verse. Before he can react properly, Kratos punches his arm clean through Sonic’s torso, the force of the blow lifting him off the ground. He opens his hand, firing a lightning blast that tears through Sonic’s body, obliterating him completely.

>Within moments, all that remains is a pile of ashes.

>Kratos stands tall, brushing his hands off as he looks down at the remnants of Sonic. "You are a monster no longer," Kratos says, a touch of respect in his voice.

SONIC
(screaming with babyish butthurt)
L-LIMIT? I-I GOT YOUR LIMIT RIGHT H-H-HERE!!!!

Kratos does not flinch. He does not rise to meet the tantrum. He merely breathes—measured, controlled. His flesh bears no wound. His eyes, steady and regal, watch the blue snowflake with something approaching pity.

KRATOS
(quietly)
You scream as a child does. Loud enough to hide your fear.

Sonic charges, each footfall shaking the dirt like bad games falling off a shelf. But Kratos does not move. Instead, he stands, as if in prayer—or judgment.

With deliberate grace, he draws the Sword of Olympus, its glow a soft white—ancient, absolute.

Sonic spindashes.

Kratos waits.

And when Sonic is but a breath away—
Kratos plunges the blade downward.

The sword pierces Sonic’s chest like parchment, impaling him to the ground. The blue piglet freezes mid-squeal, pain, confusion and terror flashing across his face. His spindash, once unstoppable, ceases uselessly in the dirt. Kratos kneels above, driving the blade deeper through, as Sonic whimpers in pain, begging unintelligently for mercy.

Kratos rises, steady and calm, leaving the blade in place with a slow, merciful strength.

KRATOS
(soft, solemn)
You are Mario’s cucky jester no longer.

The glow of the Sword of Olympus pulses once. Then Sonic collapses, silently, eyes wide not in arrogance—but in awe at the mercy of Kratos.

Kratos withdraws the sword and looks skyward. A cold wind stirs around him, and the battlefield falls quiet.

Only stillness.

A King stands alone—unmoved, unshaken, inspiring a better world of better men.

>While Super Sonic was tackle through Kratos, Kratos punch Super Sonic and stab him with the Blade of Olympus, but Super Sonic teleport right beside him and punches Kratos to the ground landing at the ground.

>Super Sonic use his Boost and tackle through Kratos again, they went through under through the earth, Super Sonic kept attacked Kratos 3 times and Kratos also kept attacked at Super Sonic 3 times. Super Sonic reaches high speed and kept hitting Kratos chest So Hard.

>Super Sonic grab Kratos head and throw him at the ground, Kratos punches and kick Super Sonic but Super Sonic teleport and punches Kratos back. He grab Kratos and Spin Dashes in his Super Form 4 times, and axe kick at Kratos in the ground. Super Sonic then spin dashes at his back, casuing it to bleed all over his back and body.

>K.O!

>>150213205
>Needs to 2v1
As expected from FRAUDtos

>>150213166
>>150213208
>>150213210
CAAAAAAAAANNNNNOOOOOOOOOONNNNN
CAAA

>>150213188
Post Kratos rewriting an infinite multiverse.

Post Sonic or Kratos destroying the moon

>>150213237
Already happened. God of War 2. In fact he did it thrice in one game. Try harder, cucky boi

>>150213229
>SHITseid
Super GODnic victim.

>>150213210
AS THE KING OF /DBG/, I DECLARE THIS POST…
CANON!

I'm sorry everyone. I failed you all. Sonic beat me

>>150212915
The only thing you said that was true was Miku was in it.
Look how cute she is.

>>150213271
KEK

>>150213276
…in the cuck competition

>>150213276
It is okay Eggman, we didn't expect you to win anyways.

>>150213258
>attack Darkseid's avatar TANKED

>>150213271
CANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

>>150213210
CHADLY BEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSTTTT

SONICBROS HELP SHE’S GETTING BLACKED PLEASE KRATOS WE’RE SORRY PLEASE DON’T SHOW THEM

If we ever got a TerminalMontage animation of every death battle contestant competing in a massive brawl to see who would come out on top, who would win? What interactions would you want to see?

>>150213208
>>150213210
>>150213229
Kratos, Beats, Cucknic.

>>150213302
...that Mario actually won.

>>150213340
Soniccucks…I’m sorry, but as a Better Man I now have to expose you as the cucks you are.

>>150213345
It would probably come down to Goku, Superman, and Simon. Then Kirby wins by offering a picnic.

>>150213345
Bowser pulling chance time on other characters' mcguffins

>>150213345
Simon fighting Hal.

>>150213340
CAAAAAANNOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNN, As a KINGtos SCHOLAR I am a BVLLY BVLL to atleast 100 Sonic cucks. No I don't let them watch because seeing them beg is funny

Umm...Sonicbros?? Our wife got fucked by a BLACK guy??????!!!

>>150213343
True he can stop time without any chaos emeralds

>>150213380
AAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE TWO BLACK GUYS?????

>>150213345
Bill appearing from a portal commenting on finally breaking out of his prison only to get unceremoniously eaten by Ultima

>>150213389
That’s a green guy though.

>>150212977
>>150213050
>>150213302
I'M GONNA FUCK HIS WIFE AND GO *BANG*
*SMASH*
*WALLOP*
*CRACK*
*Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects*
WHILE I'M DOING IT

>>150213373
I can confirm absolutely all of us cucky sonicbros are like this.
Oh dear! From the sound of those moans it sounds like my local Kingtos Scholar is already busy fucking my girlfriend as we speak! I better shine his shoes and run into my keky bush before he beats the shit out of me, oh dearie me!!!

The canon Nintendo Mario is a simp.
The canon Sega Sonic is not.

>>150213389
Savage Dragon is an alien who's written as a white guy, he's basically Smart Hulk.

>>150213398
The Mask…

>KINGtos SCHOLARS bully the KEKnicfags
>KEKnicfags immediately go MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO out of NOWHERE

>>150213421
Smart Hulk's wife wasn't raped by Mickey Mouse

ENOUGH

Post your greatest feat in High School.

Me? I snitched one some guy's party.

>>150213392
Kek

>>150213448
I think I got suspended for fighting again.

>>150213427
Sonicfags failing to be BETTER MEN is sad sight to see. KINGtos-SCHOLARS need to TEACH them more

>>150213410
They're friends with benefits, mario is plumbing at least one pipe after all

BANG*
*SMASH*
*WALLOP*
*CRACK*
*Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects*
KINGtos pauses from shoving his tongue down Sally’s throat
K: “Kisama! Who’d interrupt the great and wise Kratos-Sama?!”
Sally stares annoyed at the rustling bush where a timetravelling greek man is clearly beating Sonic to death without mercy behind the branches and leaves
Sally: “ew, it must, like, be that cuck midget Sonic. I can’t believe I had a pity crush on that incel only when he's doing an impression of you, oh great and moral and inspirational Kratos-Sama”
From the bush:
Sonic: “KRATOS-SAMA SAVE ME! THIS TIME TRAVELLING YOU IS BEATING ME TO A PULP!”
K: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE PIGLET, YOU ARE A MONSTER NO LONGER! Heh heh, I’ll teach him to be a better man after Im done fucking you ten times over Sally. How old were you again? I like em young.”
The bushes rustle more as the blue garfield gets pummelled by greek fists until his face is unrecognisable, his teeth are all broken and his overgrown skull begins to cave in while he must listen to the God of Hope taking the girl he loves most away from him
Sonic: “AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE IF ONLY I’D WORSHIPPED GOKU-SAMA MORE!”

>>150213472
Did you job?

>>150213448
I kicked some guy really hard in the balls after backhanding him and he collapsed on the floor, i dodged the teachers btw

>>150213498
No. I also once broke another kid's hand, but that was in middle school.

>>150213480
....right.

>>150213492
FUARK KINGTOS IS SUCH A KING HE CAN BEAT UP KEKNIC AND KEK HIM AT THE SAME TIME FUAAAAAARK!

a single Kratos emerald > all chaos emeralds

>>150213345
Season 2 Guts wins

>>150213345
>Batman getting the Jojo stomp treatment by Spiderman, Panther, and Iron Man with Captain America joining in after a pause
>The generally agreed upon wrong results getting a nod like Tifa beating the tar out of Yang
>Snake hiding in a cardboard box as all the insanity is happening
>Sweet Tooth running people over with his truck
>Shovel Knight wailing on Kratos
>Leon and Frank teaming up against Alucard's undead horde
>Kingdom Hearts Mickey commanding Star Wars characters
>The Reds and the Blues freaking out over Chief and/or working with him
>Po hanging out with street fighter and mortal kombat characters
>Wukong monkeying around with everybody
>Lich King raising fallen combatants as undead
>SF Aquaman crying in a corner
>The Doctor facing off with Reverse Flash
>Mahito punking characters with his hax until he gets btfo himself by Danny Phantom or whoever else could reasonably deal with him
>Ben swiping any other alien participants for his watch and transforming into em
>Simon COMBINING Gurren with other mecha entries like Gundam

>>150213345
Kratos wins

You're all acting up again here.

>>150213529
How does he do it? How does he keep winning?

>>150213553
Shut up cucky Simon don't make me TEACH you like KEKnic

reminder both the Kratos Equation and the Sonic Equation did jack-shit against Ultima

Post Kratos destroying a mountain.

>>150213573
he killed an island

>>150213565
George bush MINDBROKE you.

>>150213345
Simon probably wins. Would be funny to have Archie Sonic and Segata acknowledge each other doing a karate bow with Chuck Norris watching. Chuck would probably require getting ganged up on akin to Ultimate Showdown

What would All Might's strongest blow do to Kratos? Non shitpost answers plz

>>150213584
Post George Bush not jobbing to Hurricane Katrina.

Obama? KILLED BIN LADEN

>>150213592
Kill him

>>150213556
KINGTOS OWNS THESE HALLS.

>>150213572
Of course. Banner needed to rely on CHADmon to give him the win with but a fraction of his power.

>>150213592
Kill him.

>>150213592
At least send him flying.
Probably kill him.

>>150213592
All Might's arm will pop like a balloon

>>150213565
Oh no no no. The Anti Sonic Schizo is the INDIAN
LMAO.

>>150213592
Make him wonder if a fly landed on his shoulder

>>150213592
Would injure him a lot but he could probably survive based on his best showings, memes aside he does have legitimately good toughness showings

>>150213620
what Indian?

>>150213627
Asurajeet

>>150213572
>>150213611
>cucky boi
Back in your cuck bush, lil bro

>>150213345
The Doctor clowning on the time travel characters

We love India here
They have the strongest religion and Gods

KINGtos won this thread cucky Sonic lost this thread

Any fight where characters are stronger than Universal is never ever gonna be worth my time because inevitably it becomes less about who's stronger and more about whose schizobabble is more effective.
Multiversal onwards is just semantics over whose omnipotence is bigger than their opponent's omnipotence using poorly defined terms the debaters likely barely even know themselves.

>>150213652
not according to VSBW

>>150213592
All might cant actually perceive kratos as an entity. Hes a god that dwells in a higher plane above regular mortals like all might. Whenever kratos interacts with regular people they kinda get aura farmed by just being near kratos and you can see this multiple times during the games. For example forcing the guy to read a book dispite knowing it would kill him. All might would have to transend his universe and become a god himself if he wanted to fight kratos.

>>150213572
Simon has a phd in applied spiral physics, they stood no chance.

>>150213657
>>150213647
SMT scaling will save them

>>150213654
This is why more grounded fights are more interesting to actually debate and why TJ VS Balrog remains one of if not the best episode

>>150213661
>Peach and Chi-Chi are getting fucked by B&B
YAHOOOOOO

>>150213654
What about universal+ characters? Like multiple universe, but not multiversal.

>>150213654
this is why i fucking hate alien x, because inevitably any fight ben is in will just become about the big dumb space alien with universe destroying powers

>>150213647
Would be funny if he trolled Dio somehow though I am unsure if Doctor could counter time stop like Jojo

>>150213592
Anon, please.

>>150213660
This. Try perceiving the concept of Hope right now. You can’t.

>>150213697
That just means you are hopeless.

>>150213592
Would send him flying if not outright kill him.

>>150213697
When I think of hope I think of Kratos

>>150213677
Then it becomes a debate over whose universe count is bigger than the other's universe count and whether character A has a bigger universe size than character B.

>>150213704
Not a sonicfan, clearly

>>150213704
There is not a single game that's worth 90 dollars.

>>150213708
When I think of KINGS I think of Kratos

>>150213708
Don’t we all? He is the personification of hope after all

>>150213728
MY KING

>>150213718
I'm fine with counting a number of universes, not so much the size of a universe. If that makes sense.

FINE I GIVE UP KRATOS WON. PLEASE STOP BULLYING MY HERO STOP THIS LESSON I’LL BE A BETTER MAN FOR KRATOS. I WON'T HBOC ANYMORE JUST PLEASE STOP!!!

>>150213345
>wins TerminalMontage's every death battle contestant battle royal
https://youtu.be/e2zRuxSBbOo?si=QkUpJQi2MnDrZfjC

>>150213448
I tanked acid in the science lab

>>150213725
GOW 4 is realistically worth more than 90$. But only 50$ when not on sale

>>150213744
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9QKOTcuiHVw
HAVE YOU LEARNED YOUR LESSON YOU NAUGHTY NAUGHTY MONSTER
WILL YOU BE A BETTER MAN YOU NAUGHTY NAUGHTY MONSTER

Results:
Sonicbros dominated the thread again
Dragonkeks and Mariokeks lost again
Kingtos tried

>>150213345
Kratos riding a dog sled in space

>>150213704
>>150213728
Shadow is... Based?!

>>150213744
Sonic...

>>150213755
That garbage movie game is not even worth 10 dollars.

In this thread Sonic was exposed as a cuck
Mario and Goku took turns beating the fuck out of Sonic (again) while he pled and fled for mercy
And KINGtos made us better men.

>>150211469
>>150211479
HOW? Doesn’t Jenny basically have toonforce? She comes up with new weapons on a whim; she’s pretty much a tiny sapient version of Megas XLR.

>>150213758
Huh, that's funny. My lie detector is completely silent going over this post.

>>150213799
Kratos TAUGHT Chakravartin to be better

>>150213792
No lies detected

>>150213800
Update: just changed the batteries. Lie detector firing like wild, and also the monitor said he got exposed as a weak cuck again

>>150213796
Look, as much as I hate using VSBW, it usually is good enough for shorthand for characters that aren't super wanked.
That being said, they do have her Nick All Stars version beating Robotboy.

KINGtos won this thread.

>>150213792
Lies detected

>>150213839
...number at 0.

With their cuck powers combined, how strong would Sonic and Simon be as a duo?

>>150213822
That's weird. I just ran my lie detector over THIS post and now it's firing off like crazy.

>>150213847
Only Kingtos could put an end to their self-inflicted misery with the Blade of Olympus

>>150213846
That doesn't make sense retardbro.

>>150213799
>Give me your hand, Redeemer Kratos. Receive the Mantra’s power and become the Better Man

I know the losers would just stomp, but man do I want Luigi vs. Tails and Hulk rematches to make things consistent.

S-SALLY—A-AMY!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT CHADDY BIG BRO SPARTAN???
https://youtu.be/NBCT0-y4e-s?t=155

>>150213884
Canon

>>150213872
>I know the losers would [HEADCANON]

>>150213884
No lies detected

>>150213796
>Robotboy
Has similar levels of brick bullshit as Jenny. I haven't watched Robotboy in a long while but I recall there being a discussion of what he gets up to being on par with if not surpassing her. Would have to check
>Uzi
Mainly due to her hax and embodying what Jenny sucks fighting against while having wankable physical stats (not on Jenny's level don't get me wrong but something to survive to get the win through the hax side). Uzi can hack/mind control her (Jenny's been vulnerable to this multiple times), transmute her (no defense), all the insta solver hax Jenny can't defend against, illusions, etc etc. She also has regeneration which Jenny lacks so Uzi can feasibly survive getting her head smashed off or losing a limb, but if Jenny loses it that's it.

>>150213884
ZOINKS!
LIKE, THERE’S NO LIES DETECTED HERE SCOOB!

>>150213902
There's no way to justify Tails and Doomsday winning after all the Mario matches and Hulk vs. Godzilla.

>>150213948
Tails is just that strong I don't know what to tell you.

>>150213847
Both pale in comparison to Deku’s

>>150213948
Doomsday coming back would give him Time Trapper powers, whoch is no shit >>> Ultima and with time travel/timeline bullshit

>>150213936
https://youtube.com/watch?v=C29IvglSGX0
Shaggy and Carl Wheezer dancing over Sonic’s body after Kratos cucked him to death

Hope Excel anon is doing alright

>>150213974
Kratos cucked him to death

>>150213982
Kratos made him troon out lmao

>>150213948
Hulk would stomp Broly but a Doomsday rematch could go either way.

India is a disgusting country.

The IDW comics? Canon.
Bark? Banging Amy.
Classic hell? Being destroyed by Blitz, freeing him.
Captcha?

>>150214005
Sonicucks... The prophecy.

>>150214005
>>150214018
good thing Sonic prefers human women

>>150214018
>Amaterasu out of NOWHERE

>>150211394 (OP)
>>150211410
>>150211423
>>150211436
>>150211447
>>150211454
>>150211461
>>150211469
>>150213909
You will bleed

>>150214005
Where in that image does it imply that Bark is banging Amy?
Have you considered going to therapy?

>>150213960
I know you're joking, but Tails actually being so weak after the ending of Adventure 2 is sad. He's weaker than Cream.

>>150214047
Too bad human women don’t prefer him. Elise cucked him too for CHADver! Kekaroooooo

>>150214047
>cucked by the story
KWAB

>>150214047
>retconned
That's not a win.

>>150214064
OH NONONONONO

>>150214064
YIKES

>>150214050
>*whinewhine*

>>150214064
Ohnonono Sonicsissies BVLLver is our big bro now???

>>150214064
BIG BRO SILVER???

>>150213974
I've met a new partner who will listen to me and loves me despite my flaws, I'm doing pretty well now

>>150214104
is it The Mask?

>>150214056
Scale Tails to Tails Adventure and ignore every other game
>Has 100 lives
>Napalm burns hotter than lava and asphyxiates enemies
>Destroyed an island-sized battleship

>>150214064
Now post something for all the other human women.

>>150214104
>I, the schizophrenic Israeli that begs for ERPs on Reddit and fantasizes about turning Israel and Palestine into robot land where men and women have to choose between being male robots or female robots met someone who loves and understands me

>>150214134
If I had the time I would.

For example Sara kisses Knuckles, lets Tails grope her and stays with Eggman at the end.
And Madonna got retrofitted into a woman who wants Tails’ dick in X.

>>150214103
>Mitama victim

>>150214136
I could see it

>>150214120
No
>>150214136
Yes, I have.

>>150214149
>Couldn't even come up with some delusional reply for all of them
Done.

>>150214171
Also they are from this site

Reminder that all of Sonic's "Girlfriends" are property of
Wally
Mario
Goku
The entire Male cast of the Sonic series
Kasen
And KINGtos

>>150214054
Because Bark is a better man than SISSYnic. Amy has a better option.

>>150214132
Luigi fought Bowser several times including Dreamy Bowser. That feat alone mogs Tails the one game wonder.

>>150214247
>The entire Male cast of the Sonic series
But this would include Sonic retardbro...