BANG*
*SMASH*
*WALLOP*
*CRACK*
*Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects*
KINGtos pauses from shoving his tongue down Sally’s throat
K: “Kisama! Who’d interrupt the great and wise Kratos-Sama?!”
Sally stares annoyed at the rustling bush where a timetravelling greek man is clearly beating Sonic to death without mercy behind the branches and leaves
Sally: “ew, it must, like, be that cuck midget Sonic. I can’t believe I had a pity crush on that incel only when he's doing an impression of you, oh great and moral and inspirational Kratos-Sama”
From the bush:
Sonic: “KRATOS-SAMA SAVE ME! THIS TIME TRAVELLING YOU IS BEATING ME TO A PULP!”
K: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE PIGLET, YOU ARE A MONSTER NO LONGER! Heh heh, I’ll teach him to be a better man after Im done fucking you ten times over Sally. How old were you again? I like em young.”
The bushes rustle more as the blue garfield gets pummelled by greek fists until his face is unrecognisable, his teeth are all broken and his overgrown skull begins to cave in while he must listen to the God of Hope taking the girl he loves most away from him
Sonic: “AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE IF ONLY I’D WORSHIPPED GOKU-SAMA MORE!”
